The strategy of chasing masters

"What's so ridiculous? Don't you often cook too?" Su Yu was a little embarrassed by his friend's ridicule.

"Unexpectedly, the handsome and unrestrained Mr. Su Yu would look at a happy girl for ten thousand years!" Mu Yaoling said this deliberately, wanting to test Su Yu's state of mind towards Luo Chenbi.

When Luo Chenbi was called Le Nu, Su Yu was very upset, and corrected loudly: "She is not Le Nu, but the town lord's daughter!"

"But Fuxi Town has been destroyed, where did the town owner come from?" Mu Yaoling deliberately poked at the wounded spot.

"What on earth do you want to do? You've been fighting against a homeless weak girl all this way. You always dislike her. How did Miss Luo offend you?" Su Yu glared at Mu Yaoling. I wouldn't speak like that to my brothers who have been playing since childhood.

Mu Yaoling already knew it, and Luo Chenbi had already taken root in Su Yu's heart. If he pulled it out forcefully, Su Yu would be insane in pain, so take it easy!

Glancing at Su Yu's angry face, he completely lost the handsome young man he knew back then. It's not worthwhile to hurt his friendship for a woman for many years. Moreover, falling out with Su Yu now is not conducive to future actions.

He suddenly smiled slightly, and said in a joking tone: "Haha, Miss Luo, who is as beautiful as a fairy, has been met by you. What a blessing, I am a little jealous!"

Su Yu was taken aback by this sudden change, but fortunately, Mu Yaoling suffered from dementia in Shangxian Palace. Although he hadn't had an episode for a long time, there would be no sequelae. Falling ill, he smiled slightly and said, "If Junior Brother Mu doesn't mind, I, the elder brother, can help you find someone!"

"I don't want it!" Mu Yaoling bowed his head, "If it's the one next door to you, I can consider it!"

"Well, you bastard, you dare to covet someone who is dear to your heart! I will tell Elder Haoyue later and see how he will deal with you!" Su Yu said while stretching out his right hand to smack Mu Yaoling's face.

Mu Yaoling pushed the opponent's hand away and said: "Hey, you are still the one who loves you, oh, oh, it can't be done, it's too sweet!"

"It's not right, let's work!"

"Okay, but Young Master Su still don't move, I'll do it!" Mu Yaoling pretended to be respectful and entered the kitchen with Su Yu.

The next door he mentioned just now actually refers to Gu Wanyan's room. Su Yu is used to being coquettish, so he asked for the luxury room in the middle. Luo Chenbi is a woman, so naturally she lives in the female room on the right, and the middle room on the left. , Mu Yaoling took the initiative to let Gu Wanyan live in, and moved into the worst standard room by himself. In this way, Gu Wanyan is indeed the beauty in the room next door to Su Yu!

The two scrambled from Chenshi to noon, saying they were going to make breakfast, but because of their different preferences, they decided to make two servings.

Mu Yaoling happily took the food box to find Gu Wanyan, and saw him sitting upright in front of the desk, not meditating with his eyes closed, not reading the book, frowning, thinking quietly, the wind came from the window, brought up the hem of his clothes, reflected In Wuyang, it is like a painting by a famous artist.

Seeing someone coming, he slowly raised the curtain of eyelashes and said lightly, "Come in and sit!"

Although Mu Yao was walking forward, his eyes were fixed on the beauty in front of him.

"Master!" He spoke, his voice was like jade beads falling on a plate, "What are you thinking?"

"Have you noticed that Luo Chenbi is very similar to Princess Yongyue?" Gu Wanyan said softly.

Mu Yaoling recalled the appearance of Princess Yongyue back then, compared it with Luo Chenbi in his mind, touched his chin and said: "I didn't notice it before, but Master mentioned it like this, I really feel a bit similar, if Luo Chenbi picks it up The beaded hair ornament on the forehead is almost carved out of the same mold!"

After thinking for a while, he said again: "That's not right, Master, it's only been three years since we sent Princess Yongyue to Naihe Bridge, not counting the time spent queuing up, she is only two years old at most now, Luo Chenbi is a big girl Already! This...how is it possible?"

"That's the point, I can't figure it out!" Gu Wanyan said in a low voice.

Mu Yaoling waved his hand, "Don't think about it if you don't understand, there are a lot of people who look similar in this world, maybe the Emperor Yongyue was merciful in the countryside during his private visit and had an illegitimate daughter! Since ancient times, emperors are the most affectionate!"

"Don't talk nonsense, if that Luo Chenbi is really Princess Yongyue, then you will be in trouble, this matter is related to the life and death of the people!" Gu Wanyan looked serious.

Mu Yaoling laid out the food in the food box, and said: "If she is really Princess Yongyue, why doesn't she have any ghostly aura? Besides, Princess Yongyue is a ghost, she can't see the sun, Master, don't think too much." Now, it's important to gather the sword casting materials now!"

"I hope I think too much for my teacher!" Gu Wanyan sighed slightly.

After setting out three plates of delicious dishes, he put the bottom bowl of white rice in front of Gu Wanyan, took a piece of chicken with chopsticks, and brought it to Dan Zhu's thin lips, showing an intoxicating smile.

Gu Wanyan tilted her head slightly, and snatched the chopsticks from Mu Yaoling's hand: "Am I disabled? Do you want to feed me?"

"It's only natural for an apprentice to serve the master. Don't those emperors in the world stretch out their hands with their clothes and open their mouths with their food?" Mu Yaoling smiled obsequiously.

Ordinary people hear others comparing themselves to emperors, and it is too late to be happy, but Gu Wanyan is extremely unhappy. Only the phrase "Emperors are the most affectionate since ancient times" flashed in his mind just now!Now comparing him to an emperor, isn't it reflecting his passion?

Gu Wanyan chewed and kept silent, Mu Yaoling knew that he was angry, but he felt that he did not say anything wrong, which is too inexplicable!

After the meal and soup were full, Mu Yaoling skillfully cleaned up the bowls and chopsticks. Seeing that Gu Wanyan looked a little strange, he asked, "What's the matter, Master?"

"When you washed the clothes for the teacher, did you really not see what the teacher hid in the clothes?"

Only then did Mu Yaoling recall that when he was 17 years old, he washed clothes for Gu Wanyan, and found a tightly sewn small pocket in the innermost layer, which contained the little grasshoppers he wove when he was a child. He put it in his pocket at that time. I planned to sew the clothes back to him after they were dry, but then I forgot about it.

Once Gu Wanyan asked him, at that time he was afraid of being punished, so he evaded it, but he didn't expect to be asked again today, should he tell the truth, or continue to hide it?

As long as the original goods are here, he will definitely help him make up his mind. After struggling for a long time, he decided to tell the truth. Now this relationship can be regarded as sharing the same bed, so naturally he can't hide anything.

Mu Yaoling stopped what he was doing, raised his hand and took out a brocade pouch from the neckline. It was bright red in color, and the Chinese character "囍囍" was clearly embroidered on it.

Opening the rope, there was a small yellow grasshopper inside, Gu Wanyan's eyes lit up: "You really took it!"

"Master!" Mu Yaoling's voice sounded a little strange.

"Why hide it?"

"It's not that I want to hide it." Mu Yaoling waved his hand, his face full of innocence, "I originally wanted to find an opportunity to tell you, but every time I wanted to say something, accidents always happened..."

"For cheating, you will be punished by copying the house rules three hundred times, and receiving the Heavenly Power Staff fifty times!" Gu Wanyan said coldly.

Hearing about Elder Tianquan, Mu Yaoling's head is getting bigger. Who in Shangxian Palace doesn't know that Tianquan Palace is notoriously harsh and rigorous, and it is meticulous in punishing people. Even if you say fifty sticks, half a stick will not be less. The strength is unambiguous at all, no matter whether you are a relative of the emperor or a noble person, as long as you violate the rules of the family, you will never be tolerated!

This is nothing, after the punishment, he had to force people to recite the door rules a hundred times in front of the gods, and help the Tianquan Hall to review all the dossiers in the past three days before releasing them.

During this period, eat one meal a day, without any meat or fish, and the clear soup with little water will make people's stomachs hang upside down.

He waved his hands again and again: "It's not intentional to hide it!"

"Is it on purpose, what you say doesn't count!" Gu Wanyan poured a cup of tea and brought it to Xiao Mi's mouth to take a sip.

Mu Yaoling knelt down on both knees: "Master, good master, this disciple is wrong! Really wrong! Please master punish yourself!"

"Okay, you said it!" Gu Wanyan's tone was a little weird, like a dude trying to tease a good woman.

Mu Yaoling just kowtowed, didn't think carefully, and hurriedly said: "Let the master deal with it!"

"Okay!" Gu Wanyan smiled, "There are too many people coming and going now, and people listened to it, and thought that I, a master, was inconsiderate of my apprentice, and came to the master's room after dark to receive punishment!"

"I would like to obey the teacher's order!" Mu Yaoling got up and went to the kitchen with the dishes and chopsticks.

In the past, Su Yu always asked him to practice sword meditation in his spare time, or he would go to the street to see some rare objects to enrich his universe, or he would go to the mountains to hunt chickens and birds.

Now that he has Meijiao hidden in his golden house, he can't take care of his brother anymore, he is really a guy who values ​​sex and despises friends!

While cursing in a low voice, someone knocked on the door: "Bird, are you there?"

It was Su Yu's voice, and it really was brothers that mattered!Mu Yaoling opened the door happily: "You are here, what do you want me for?"

Su Yu was anxious: "Do you know what women like most?"

It turns out that beauty is still important!Mu Yaoling discouraged: "Come in and talk!"

"What's wrong with you?" Seeing the other party's dejected face, Su Yu asked in puzzlement.

Mu Yaoling let out a long sigh: "Brothers who have been brothers for so many years, after all, they can't compare with a girl who has only met for a few days!"

"Can I understand this as you being jealous? Hahaha..."

"What nonsense are you talking about? If you want to be jealous, you won't do it in front of you..." Mu Yaoling waved his hands.

"Not in front of me? Then in front of whom?" Su Yu approached Mu Yaoling with curiosity on his face.

"No... no one, who can make me jealous?" Mu Yaoling said, but he was a little flustered in his heart.

"Really?" Su Yu was obviously suspicious.

"It's more real than pearls!" Mu Yaoling confirmed.

"Let me just believe you! I saw that you were very attentive to Elder Haoyue before..."

Speaking of this, Mu Yaoling felt even more guilty, thinking what he would say next, but Su Yu turned a corner and said, "I thought you were good at pleasing others, so I ask you to help me today!"

It seems that Luo Chenbi is still pushing Su Yu away, which is a good thing for Mu Yaoling, who is worried about not having the chance to let her go, but now Su Yu has come to him on his own initiative, asking him for advice, the opportunity is once in a thousand years, he wants to Hold on tight!

Mu Yaoling pretended to think for a moment, and pretended to be mysterious: "Time is a rare thing, and you can get it by spending a lot of money. Only the knowledge in your head can't be bought even if there are thousands of gold mountains!"

Su Yu immediately understood what the other party meant, and hurriedly tore off the purse from his waist and offered it with both hands: "Junior Brother Mu, please accept it, brother, I know these are far from enough, and if they are useful in the future, I will do whatever I want!"

"I don't dare to bother the Young Master!" Mu Yaoling pretended to panic.

Su Yu said firmly: "I owe you this!"

"Okay, for the sake of your sincerity, I'll help you this time!" Mu Yaoling patted Su Yu's shoulder and said with confidence.

He took Su Yu to the bustling street, chose a rouge shop with the most customers, and said to Su Yu: "Women are those who please themselves. Everyone has the desire to love beauty, especially women!"

Su Yu was dubious: "But the female cultivators in Shangxian Palace don't need these!"

"How do you know they don't use it? They just use spells to cover up the smell!"

"Strange, how do you know so clearly?" Su Yu squinted at him.

"Don't think about it, I just heard about it by chance!" Mu Yaoling clarified again and again.

"You've heard a lot!"

"Okay, aren't you going to buy rouge for you now? Why is it on me? Hurry up and choose!"

"Before you go in, you have to figure out one thing!"

"what?"

"It's not for me to buy rouge, but for you to accompany me to buy rouge for Miss Luo!"

"What's the difference?"

"Of course there is!"

……

The two entered the rouge shop, they were dazzled by all kinds of colors, and Su Yu was already coughing several times because of the strong smell of rouge.

The women and girls around cast strange glances. How could two big men enter such a place?

"Oh, they are so handsome!"

"It's so fairy!"

"This figure, this skin, I don't know how to maintain it!"

"I've never seen such a handsome man!"

"I just don't know why there is such a habit!"

"..."

The two looked at each other, and Mu Yaoling said politely: "You don't need to think too much, I bought it for my wife!"

Su Yu echoed from the side: "Yes, I bought it for my wife!"

As soon as this remark came out, the audience became even more sensational:

"Wow, you are so young and you have a family!"

"Yes, what a pity!"

"I don't know which girl has such a negative score!"

"I'm really envious. If I can marry such a good-looking person, I'd like to work as a coolie to earn money to confess him!"

"Hey~ You see, if he can come out and buy rouge for his wife, you can see that he is not a person who eats soft food!"

"..."

"Let's make a quick decision!" Mu Yaoling leaned close to Su Yu's ear and whispered.

This move sparked another storm of tongues:

"Sister, look at how close they are!"

There was even a scream: "Ah! What a couple of immortals! I'm so envious!"

"Huh~ You actually envy a pair of broken sleeves?"

"I'm afraid they have other secret affairs behind their own wife's back!"

"Boss, it's better to blast this kind of person out!"

"Yeah, don't stain our eyes here!"

"If there is no wife, I really envy others. If each has a wife at home, it is really disgusting..."

Mu Yaoling: "..."

Su Yu: "..."

The so-called rotten eyes look at people's foundations, it is true, people don't care about buying rouge now, they just watch this pair of "good brothers" in their eyes!

If you don't leave now, when will you stay?Mu Yaoling pulled Su Yu up and ran away, unexpectedly those girls were fast enough to catch up with them.

Under the setting sun, two teenagers, one green and one gold, are running on the long street, followed by a group of young women chasing after each other, forming a colorful picture scroll.

"What should I do?" Su Yu asked anxiously.

"What can I do, run to a hidden place and hide!" Mu Yaoling replied, when he looked up, he saw a white shadow floating from the colorful sunset. It was not a cloud, but a cloud. people!

"Master?"

"Elder?"