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Chapter 91 Fraud Communications
The newly acquainted bird is very easy to flirt with. Lin Qing stood outside the nest and looked at it for a while before leaving to see if there were any birds to eat.
But he didn't expect that the optical brain on his wrist suddenly rang.
【You have an unfamiliar video communication request to answer】
Lin Qing's light brain is the default bird call, and the fat white bird in the tree hole is also attracted by the ringtone, and comes out to stare at two peas.
"Whose news?"
His optical brain account is only known to people he knows, nothing more than Ao Tuo, the housekeeper, and sister Oli.
Unfamiliar communication is likely to sell insurance?It might also be a house seller. Lin Qing thought for a while that she did have a need to buy a house, and after hesitating for a while, she still connected.
"Hello, this is the Royal Communications Officer of the Empire. You have a new honorary conferment title that has been issued. Is it convenient for you to participate in the conferment ceremony, and do you want to get the badge yourself?"
When the communication was connected, a middle-aged man with a big back combed his hair infinitely in the video communication, bowed to Lin Qing who hadn't recovered yet, and then opened what looked like an imperial decree in his hand and read it .
"What title? Sealed?"
Lin Qing's first reaction was telecom fraud, and he was talking about "royal" and other nonsense.
Just kidding, he doesn't even have a good relationship with the imperial family far away on the planet Empire!
"Ah, then, are you Mr. Lin Qing?"
Hearing this, the communications officer showed a considerate smile, opened his mouth to reveal the standard professional eight teeth, and bowed again.
"Yes, so what?"
Lin Qing suddenly became interested in watching the other party's professional performance, and did not hang up the communication in a hurry. Instead, he was interested to see what else this person could make up next.
"That's right. According to the laws of the empire's conferring honors, citizens who have made significant historical contributions to the empire will be rewarded with titles below earl according to law. In view of your outstanding influence on the biological field of genetic diseases in the empire, the great emperor In order to express your gratitude and encouragement for the great contributions you have made to the people of the empire, I specially confer on you the title of Viscount Karen..."
"Stop, stop! Your tricks are not realistic. When did I make a major contribution to the empire?"
Lin Qing frowned and looked at the imposing "liar" on the opposite side who was talking endlessly and what contribution he had made. It had not been long since he had just become a citizen of this empire.
"This... Your Excellency, I am indeed the imperial messenger of the Empire..."
"I'll tell him."
The projection made by the optical brain on the wrist suddenly flickered, and the middle-aged man with the big back was suddenly pushed away by the person next to him, and another stranger's holographic projection was projected in front of Lin Qing.
This time it was a man wearing a hat with golden tassels on his head. He interrupted the courier and pushed people aside, as if sticking his face to the screen. He was not a complete man like the courier. The upper body of his body appeared on the projection screen, but most of his face moved in and out, as if he was observing something carefully, and it took him a long time to stand back to reveal his entire body.
"Hi, kid, I'm Yasuo, Adjutant of the Inner Court!"
"Lord Yasuo, this is my job, you can't..."
"Okay, okay, I'll help you, you go, oh, go, go, help me deliver the materials to the palace..."
There was a sound of pushing and shoving from the other end of the communication. Lin Qing only felt that the communication video was blurred for a long time, and finally only the man in the hat was left.
"??? Are liars doing sitcoms now?"
Lin Qing raised his hands in a daze.
"Okay, to make a long story short, the emperor should have contacted you personally for the conferring ceremony, but the emperor is holding a meeting for the war recently, so I can only wrong you to be passed by the messenger temporarily."
The man on the opposite side paused after speaking, and looked at Lin Qing, who was obviously just a child in the communication, but finally failed to continue using the title "you".
"I know you may not believe it, kid, but in fact, you will definitely believe what I say next."
Lin Qing glanced at the time on the optical brain, and confirmed that it was not night, he was not dreaming and continued to stare at the man in front of him, and stretched his other hand back nervously to touch his wife's bird head.
"Cuckoo bird? It seems that the emperor guessed right, you are indeed in His Highness's Blue Star."
The middle-aged man in the hat looked along Lin Qing's hand touching the bird's head, and after discovering that the bird was a unique bird on the Blue Star, he showed such an expression.
"Presumably you must have been deeply influenced by public opinion before, and you have been live broadcasting on the live broadcast platform for a few days, right?"
"so what."
Lin Qing was subconsciously stunned when he heard the other party say that the bird he touched was a species unique to Blue Star. After the other party told about his live broadcast, Lin Qing even suspected that the other party was a targeted fraud.
Should he tell the other party immediately before hanging up the communication that he goes up and down tens of billions every minute, has no parents or children kidnapped, and has no time to talk to him?
Yasuo, who was far away on the main star of the empire, looked at the kid who was obviously disturbed in the communication, but forced to be calm, and smiled kindly. He didn't know that the slightly drooping ears had exposed the master's emotions, very much like his Disappointed brat.
So Yasuo tried to make his tone sound gentler: "It seems that you still don't know how powerful you are. Your singing has a significant soothing effect on the genetic diseases that have plagued the empire for many years. We have experienced Systematic research proves that the family member of one of your audience gradually woke up from illness just because of listening to your singing."
"My singing voice?"
I thought that the other party would be some kind of kidnapping or a scam to persuade him to buy this or that, but I didn't expect the topic to go all the way to the question of metaphysics and medical treatment.
Singing can cure diseases?Who believes it?
Isn't this the same as jumping the gods can cure diseases?
Lin Qing frowned, a little out of patience.
Although he was curious about the style of interstellar telecom fraud, it didn't mean that he liked being entertained by people, especially people who clearly used big data to harass them.
"If you're fine, I'll hang up."
Lin Qing put on a cold and heartless expression.
"Hey! Don't! Don't you want to know what kind of benefits you will have after becoming a viscount! And because of your uniqueness and importance, the empire will send someone to protect you!"
"No need to know goodbye!"
【Ding!The communication ended, it took 10 minutes and 14 seconds]
"Is there such a thing as metaphysics in the interstellar world?"
Lin Qing touched Mother Bird's head, bowed her head and muttered a few words.
"If I could cure diseases by singing, I would have been arrested and put in the hospital to hold concerts every day."
The little elf shook his head amusedly. He really couldn't understand that the technology in this world is so advanced. How could he use the metaphysical question of "singing can cure diseases" to deceive?
Hanging up, deleting, and unblocking, Lin Qing forgot about this communication after one operation, bid farewell to the mother bird, and flew to other places, looking for his rations for tonight.
Nothing is as important as his desire to eat meat tonight.
……
capital star ann revos
"Hello????"
"I'm going, isn't it? My face is so recognizable that I will be labeled as a liar?"
Yasuo looked at the hung up phone in disbelief. The golden tassel representing the authentic imperial court was still hanging on the hat. How could there be a sign that the citizens of the empire did not recognize the imperial court? ? ?
"Is Blue Star really so remote?"
Someone who was hung up on the phone stroked his beard, but couldn't recall what he looked like a liar.
"got rejected?"
"Good day, my lord."
Yasuo was complaining, when suddenly the emperor's voice came from his coat, he took off his hat and saluted, and stood at attention.
"Being vigilant is also a good thing, such a little guy is still following Ao Lei."
"By the way, have you got the pass for Professor Vanos? How dare that brat Ole refuse to answer my communication! Hey."
"Everything is ready! Great Emperor! Professor Vanos is ready to go to Blue Star at any time!!!"
Yasuo answered loudly, even the dust suspended in the air was shaken down.
"It's still up to you to do the job properly."
"Go, let him bring some specialties of the capital and take my private treasury before he leaves. It's a meeting gift. The deployment is so busy recently, I can only feel wronged that the little guy has been taken care of by Vanos for a while."
The Great Emperor walked to the seat next to him and sat down, rubbing the center of his brows, then casually opened the document on the table and glanced at it.
"Also, I also know about the Academy of Sciences. It's called... Olei, right? There is no need to confer meritorious deeds. If you offend the little guy, don't follow him. Just stay in the organization of the Academy of Sciences."
"Yes! Great Emperor!"
Yasuo took the order, bowed his head slightly and left backwards, and hurriedly followed the emperor's oral instructions.
Everyone around was gone, only a desk and a row of overcrowded bookshelves remained in the empty room, the emperor suddenly sighed while sitting in his seat.
"There is going to be a war again, when will you be able to make trouble when you are awkward."
The sigh mixed with complex emotions echoed in the dimly lit room, and was quickly swallowed by the darkness, disappearing silently.
A certain His Royal Highness far away in Blue Star sneezed, poked his head out from under the leaves, shook his two furry silver ears on top of his head, jumped out of the shadows, and followed the smell to someone direction to go.
As soon as he woke up, he felt empty, lonely and cold, as if something was missing, so after avoiding the housekeeper, he twisted his body into the forest with some inflexibility, and followed the smell of pheromones in his memory towards the forest. Run away with warmth.
He felt that he might have forgotten something, he only knew that the most important issue now was to find the source of the pheromone, and then sleep well with that soft and warm little thing.
He was really tired.
A huge snow thunder lion stumbled and chased after the taste in memory like drinking fake wine.
But he didn't expect that the optical brain on his wrist suddenly rang.
【You have an unfamiliar video communication request to answer】
Lin Qing's light brain is the default bird call, and the fat white bird in the tree hole is also attracted by the ringtone, and comes out to stare at two peas.
"Whose news?"
His optical brain account is only known to people he knows, nothing more than Ao Tuo, the housekeeper, and sister Oli.
Unfamiliar communication is likely to sell insurance?It might also be a house seller. Lin Qing thought for a while that she did have a need to buy a house, and after hesitating for a while, she still connected.
"Hello, this is the Royal Communications Officer of the Empire. You have a new honorary conferment title that has been issued. Is it convenient for you to participate in the conferment ceremony, and do you want to get the badge yourself?"
When the communication was connected, a middle-aged man with a big back combed his hair infinitely in the video communication, bowed to Lin Qing who hadn't recovered yet, and then opened what looked like an imperial decree in his hand and read it .
"What title? Sealed?"
Lin Qing's first reaction was telecom fraud, and he was talking about "royal" and other nonsense.
Just kidding, he doesn't even have a good relationship with the imperial family far away on the planet Empire!
"Ah, then, are you Mr. Lin Qing?"
Hearing this, the communications officer showed a considerate smile, opened his mouth to reveal the standard professional eight teeth, and bowed again.
"Yes, so what?"
Lin Qing suddenly became interested in watching the other party's professional performance, and did not hang up the communication in a hurry. Instead, he was interested to see what else this person could make up next.
"That's right. According to the laws of the empire's conferring honors, citizens who have made significant historical contributions to the empire will be rewarded with titles below earl according to law. In view of your outstanding influence on the biological field of genetic diseases in the empire, the great emperor In order to express your gratitude and encouragement for the great contributions you have made to the people of the empire, I specially confer on you the title of Viscount Karen..."
"Stop, stop! Your tricks are not realistic. When did I make a major contribution to the empire?"
Lin Qing frowned and looked at the imposing "liar" on the opposite side who was talking endlessly and what contribution he had made. It had not been long since he had just become a citizen of this empire.
"This... Your Excellency, I am indeed the imperial messenger of the Empire..."
"I'll tell him."
The projection made by the optical brain on the wrist suddenly flickered, and the middle-aged man with the big back was suddenly pushed away by the person next to him, and another stranger's holographic projection was projected in front of Lin Qing.
This time it was a man wearing a hat with golden tassels on his head. He interrupted the courier and pushed people aside, as if sticking his face to the screen. He was not a complete man like the courier. The upper body of his body appeared on the projection screen, but most of his face moved in and out, as if he was observing something carefully, and it took him a long time to stand back to reveal his entire body.
"Hi, kid, I'm Yasuo, Adjutant of the Inner Court!"
"Lord Yasuo, this is my job, you can't..."
"Okay, okay, I'll help you, you go, oh, go, go, help me deliver the materials to the palace..."
There was a sound of pushing and shoving from the other end of the communication. Lin Qing only felt that the communication video was blurred for a long time, and finally only the man in the hat was left.
"??? Are liars doing sitcoms now?"
Lin Qing raised his hands in a daze.
"Okay, to make a long story short, the emperor should have contacted you personally for the conferring ceremony, but the emperor is holding a meeting for the war recently, so I can only wrong you to be passed by the messenger temporarily."
The man on the opposite side paused after speaking, and looked at Lin Qing, who was obviously just a child in the communication, but finally failed to continue using the title "you".
"I know you may not believe it, kid, but in fact, you will definitely believe what I say next."
Lin Qing glanced at the time on the optical brain, and confirmed that it was not night, he was not dreaming and continued to stare at the man in front of him, and stretched his other hand back nervously to touch his wife's bird head.
"Cuckoo bird? It seems that the emperor guessed right, you are indeed in His Highness's Blue Star."
The middle-aged man in the hat looked along Lin Qing's hand touching the bird's head, and after discovering that the bird was a unique bird on the Blue Star, he showed such an expression.
"Presumably you must have been deeply influenced by public opinion before, and you have been live broadcasting on the live broadcast platform for a few days, right?"
"so what."
Lin Qing was subconsciously stunned when he heard the other party say that the bird he touched was a species unique to Blue Star. After the other party told about his live broadcast, Lin Qing even suspected that the other party was a targeted fraud.
Should he tell the other party immediately before hanging up the communication that he goes up and down tens of billions every minute, has no parents or children kidnapped, and has no time to talk to him?
Yasuo, who was far away on the main star of the empire, looked at the kid who was obviously disturbed in the communication, but forced to be calm, and smiled kindly. He didn't know that the slightly drooping ears had exposed the master's emotions, very much like his Disappointed brat.
So Yasuo tried to make his tone sound gentler: "It seems that you still don't know how powerful you are. Your singing has a significant soothing effect on the genetic diseases that have plagued the empire for many years. We have experienced Systematic research proves that the family member of one of your audience gradually woke up from illness just because of listening to your singing."
"My singing voice?"
I thought that the other party would be some kind of kidnapping or a scam to persuade him to buy this or that, but I didn't expect the topic to go all the way to the question of metaphysics and medical treatment.
Singing can cure diseases?Who believes it?
Isn't this the same as jumping the gods can cure diseases?
Lin Qing frowned, a little out of patience.
Although he was curious about the style of interstellar telecom fraud, it didn't mean that he liked being entertained by people, especially people who clearly used big data to harass them.
"If you're fine, I'll hang up."
Lin Qing put on a cold and heartless expression.
"Hey! Don't! Don't you want to know what kind of benefits you will have after becoming a viscount! And because of your uniqueness and importance, the empire will send someone to protect you!"
"No need to know goodbye!"
【Ding!The communication ended, it took 10 minutes and 14 seconds]
"Is there such a thing as metaphysics in the interstellar world?"
Lin Qing touched Mother Bird's head, bowed her head and muttered a few words.
"If I could cure diseases by singing, I would have been arrested and put in the hospital to hold concerts every day."
The little elf shook his head amusedly. He really couldn't understand that the technology in this world is so advanced. How could he use the metaphysical question of "singing can cure diseases" to deceive?
Hanging up, deleting, and unblocking, Lin Qing forgot about this communication after one operation, bid farewell to the mother bird, and flew to other places, looking for his rations for tonight.
Nothing is as important as his desire to eat meat tonight.
……
capital star ann revos
"Hello????"
"I'm going, isn't it? My face is so recognizable that I will be labeled as a liar?"
Yasuo looked at the hung up phone in disbelief. The golden tassel representing the authentic imperial court was still hanging on the hat. How could there be a sign that the citizens of the empire did not recognize the imperial court? ? ?
"Is Blue Star really so remote?"
Someone who was hung up on the phone stroked his beard, but couldn't recall what he looked like a liar.
"got rejected?"
"Good day, my lord."
Yasuo was complaining, when suddenly the emperor's voice came from his coat, he took off his hat and saluted, and stood at attention.
"Being vigilant is also a good thing, such a little guy is still following Ao Lei."
"By the way, have you got the pass for Professor Vanos? How dare that brat Ole refuse to answer my communication! Hey."
"Everything is ready! Great Emperor! Professor Vanos is ready to go to Blue Star at any time!!!"
Yasuo answered loudly, even the dust suspended in the air was shaken down.
"It's still up to you to do the job properly."
"Go, let him bring some specialties of the capital and take my private treasury before he leaves. It's a meeting gift. The deployment is so busy recently, I can only feel wronged that the little guy has been taken care of by Vanos for a while."
The Great Emperor walked to the seat next to him and sat down, rubbing the center of his brows, then casually opened the document on the table and glanced at it.
"Also, I also know about the Academy of Sciences. It's called... Olei, right? There is no need to confer meritorious deeds. If you offend the little guy, don't follow him. Just stay in the organization of the Academy of Sciences."
"Yes! Great Emperor!"
Yasuo took the order, bowed his head slightly and left backwards, and hurriedly followed the emperor's oral instructions.
Everyone around was gone, only a desk and a row of overcrowded bookshelves remained in the empty room, the emperor suddenly sighed while sitting in his seat.
"There is going to be a war again, when will you be able to make trouble when you are awkward."
The sigh mixed with complex emotions echoed in the dimly lit room, and was quickly swallowed by the darkness, disappearing silently.
A certain His Royal Highness far away in Blue Star sneezed, poked his head out from under the leaves, shook his two furry silver ears on top of his head, jumped out of the shadows, and followed the smell to someone direction to go.
As soon as he woke up, he felt empty, lonely and cold, as if something was missing, so after avoiding the housekeeper, he twisted his body into the forest with some inflexibility, and followed the smell of pheromones in his memory towards the forest. Run away with warmth.
He felt that he might have forgotten something, he only knew that the most important issue now was to find the source of the pheromone, and then sleep well with that soft and warm little thing.
He was really tired.
A huge snow thunder lion stumbled and chased after the taste in memory like drinking fake wine.
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