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"We need to modify the recorder." Olei said with the recorder in the shape of Fat Chirp. Although the silent mode was turned on, the new species will obviously be impressed by the appearance of the recorder and will not be allowed to approach it again.

"Then what should we change to?" Nuoka took out the workbench and flipped through the blueprints. He had a lot of blueprints in his hand, but it was difficult for him to find a cute and non-offensive blueprint. Some difficulty.

After all, for every Bichon Frize, even childhood toys are extremely aggressive, in the form of biological models equipped with small guns.

Captain Olei recalled his childhood, and found that their Heide family didn't seem to have any toys to be happy about.

The least aggressive one is probably the rabbit with fangs, but that guy can bite off his leg by jumping up.

Thinking of rabbits, Olei asked Lucy and Salona. One of them belonged to the Jackrabbit family and the other belonged to the Green Turtle family. Their childhood toys should be cute and non-aggressive.

"The most popular childhood toy in our family is the spinning top! The spinning top that can be pulled by the ears! It is covered with long thorns, which can ignite fires and cut trees under high-speed rotation! Of course, there are also alloy radishes! It is very refreshing to bite into a pit. !"

Lucy raised her hand and replied, her long white ears protruded from her hair and waved them, showing how she used her ears to spin a top with a lead alloy core in her childhood.

Olei imagined changing the recorder into a spinning top and a carrot, rubbed the bridge of his nose and said, "It doesn't sound like a good idea, how about you, Salona, ​​do the Green Turtles have any toys that can be used as camouflage?"

Salona Wenyan, a hunk who loves beauty, was strangely silent for a few seconds, and answered somewhat hesitantly.

"Speaking of it, you may not believe it. Our childhood was shrunk in a shell and thrown by our parents in front of the artillery emplacement. It was harder to compare whose shell was still so smooth and clean after being bombarded."

"The child with the cleanest shell will be rewarded with a whole cabbage from the parent after the game is over."

"..."

Aurei felt that maybe it could be rescued again, so he turned his attention to Emily, who was a bit of a clean freak. A neat race should have more elegant toys.

"Don't ask, it's very fierce to ask, let's get to know the Flame Rat and the Vigorous Snake?"

Emily covered her face and replied.

"..."

Today's squad was lost in thought.

They felt that on the nth day of choosing this major, they finally received the biggest question in their careers.

May I ask, how do macho men or macho women gain the trust of their cubs and make them feel that they are not aggressive (cute)? !

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The atmosphere here fell into a downturn for a while, but the scientific research institute was not so good.

Toli, the auditor in charge of reviewing the record reports of interns, was found by his colleagues to have fainted at work. His blood pressure soared and almost exploded, oppressing his head and causing dizziness.

He found his colleague standing in front of the hospital bed with a sad face and looked at Tolly, who was pale and drowsy. He held his colleague's hand and spoke affectionately, "Oh, my dear Tolly, although I know that the review work is so exhausting and boring. , those stubborn interns will even do deceitful things, but they actually treat you like this..."

The colleague wiped away tears that didn't exist, and continued to add, "I will take over your position and clean them up for you! Remember to invite me to Wilson for a big meal when you wake up, my dear, poor Tolly!"

"Cough cough cough cough! New! New thing...!! Cough cough cough species!" The comatose Tory suddenly woke up and coughed frantically, staring at the colleague who was going to succeed him with wide eyes, but because of the effect of the soothing potion For the time being, he has no way to fully control his body.

"Okay, I got it, poor Tolly, I'll teach you a good lesson for those annoying interns!" Seeing that Tolly suddenly got angry at the hateful interns, the colleague hurried forward to appease her. Poor Tory, promise.

Look, those interns must be lazy and cunning, they must have put together all kinds of messy homework, and even copied and pasted it on the new website, to see how angry his poor Tory was, even when he was sick. Don't forget to exude resentment for revenge!

"Cough cough cough cough! NEW!!! Cough cough cough... Ga!"

Tory: Don't fucking take my job, I want to suck new species! ! ! !Help me up and I can still suck! !ah! ! ! !

The aggrieved Tory fainted again.

"Okay, I know, I will definitely avenge you."

The colleague put poor Tory's hand under the quilt, patted it lightly, and then went back to the scientific research institute to tidy up his desk and planned to take over the work of the colleague.

The colleague who sat in the audit office opened the audit background and found that there were no messy records, only one assignment was stamped with a review stamp, and a red label was printed on the cover, indicating that it was under review.

"Did this homework make Tolly angry?" The colleague looked at the background and said to himself, since the biological video record needs to be reviewed, it proves that the recorded content in this video is very serious and needs to be reported to the Academy of Sciences leadership.

However, during the re-examination, he has no right to continue to check. The open button is grayed out, and he can only watch it after passing the re-examination.

The colleague sighed, but he couldn't eat the melons at the scene. What's the point of their Guayun family not being able to eat melons?

No, this melon is not enough to make him unhappy, he wants to make everyone unhappy!Share your pain and it will turn into joy!

Afraid of laughing wretchedly on the table, the colleague opened the forum and started editing the topic...

【burst!You are the worst class I have ever led! 241 The Intern of the World Biological Research Institute is Shocking! 】

【shock!The audit teacher died suddenly on duty in the middle of the night. Is this a distortion of animal nature or a loss of morality? 】

[In those years, we pieced together the copied homework...]

The colleague looked at the posts he had published on n platforms with satisfaction, and quickly switched the trumpet with his fingers to upvote the post for himself.

Ah, today is another happy and fulfilling day for the Guayi family!

Ever since, under the racial talent of the Cuangua family, the scientific research institute began to circulate such a legend-this year's interns pissed off the teacher to death! ! !

The bio video recordings they upload are poisonous! ! !Don't look! ! !

The students of this institute who were brainwashed by the comments of various platforms also subconsciously believed this information. The students who originally wanted to go to the official website of the scientific research institute to watch the video of the seniors silently clicked the cross sign.

In fact, the species recorded every year are quite different. Compared with looking at those assignments that may be patched up or copied and pasted, wouldn’t it be better to go directly to the library to download the materials and come back to study?

As a result, the webpage of the practice station of the scientific research institute ushered in a traffic trough that has not happened in a century.

Waiting for the traffic report and wanting to apply for a small money to change the design of the station master: I can't figure it out [Bald Lights a Cigarette jpg.]