All stars are my dad fans
Chapter 55
【Ding! 】
The light brain's crisp reply prompt sounded, Lin Qing held the light brain in one hand, and paused for a while while the other half of his body was sunk in the quilt.
It seems that the little sister on the list today is not busy today.
Lin Qing checked the message and found that the other party replied: 【Let me think about it. 】
"It's okay, I just asked casually, and I'm quite confused. Maybe it's because I didn't have the right mentality at the beginning."
There was no pillow on the bed, so Lin Qing rolled up the quilt and put it behind her back, and half-lyed on the bed with Erlang's legs crossed to reply.
It's time to fill a few throw pillows with plant fleece, surfing the Internet is still comfortable when leaning on something.
Grabbing a few leaves from the bedside to eat, Lin Qing looked at the little sister on the list who displayed the prompt box of "The other party is typing..." and switched to the background to watch the short video.
the other side
Ao Lei looked at the message sent by the child, frowned and thought for a while, and found that he was not good at this kind of thing, and the child even misidentified his gender.
Thinking about the original post on the forum, Ao Lei pressed the temporary save draft, planning to post another post to ask questions.
but……
Ao Lei's fingers stayed on the light screen projected in front of him, and Nadun moved it down quietly, and clicked on the address book.
He remembered that his subordinate Xu Wen seemed quite experienced?
The serious admiral hesitated for only a few seconds, then sat on the sofa and held a mug to get through the communication.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Good day! Respected general!"
It didn't take a moment for a handsome face to appear on the projected light screen. Xu Wen was supervising the soldiers' daily training. When he received the communication, he quickly let go of the hand that was fighting with the recruits, and trotted to a place where no one was around. While wiping the sweat off his face indiscriminately, he saluted a standard military salute.
"Hey! General, you came out during the day today?"
After Xu Wen finished the military salute, he scratched his hair foolishly, and lowered his head in the corner to block the light screen in front of his chest, avoiding any angle that might expose the contents of the light screen.
Ao Lei didn't want to comment on the angle of death.
Ole's index finger fumbled for the handle of the red mug before opening his mouth.
"If a netizen regards you as a sister and asks you about your life, should you tell the other person that you are actually a man and that you are not good at such things at all?"
When Ao Lei's deep voice was transmitted to the other side through the optical brain communication, Xu Wen's sword eyebrows suddenly raised and he made a very weird expression.
If, suppose, for example, I had a friend...
These roundings are not all...
Say yourself?
Hiss, could it be...
Xu Wen rubbed his chin. According to the experience he gained from playing games during his vacation time, there was obviously something wrong with it.
"Boss, what is the relationship between you and that... ah, no, Ruo's netizen?"
"...just met, I want to be with him above friends."
It is deeper than friends. Listening to those netizens, good gay friends seem to be the same as their best comrades-in-arms, and they are inseparable from each other.
Since he settled the child directly in the empire selfishly, it is impossible for a third party to intervene to obtain information about the virus treatment. He must protect it secretly to prevent the child from falling into power disputes.
Aurrey paused, but did not use the new words in the forum post.
After all, they haven't reached that level yet, and it's not easy to say such intimate attributives casually.
"Huh??? I rely on????"
"This...! You... me?"
Xu Wen stroked his chin, and suddenly heard the boss's answer, he was so startled that he yelled out the original sound of a pig, and a loud snoring sound of inhaling "hum" echoed in the empty corridor, like thunder.
"...No, Boss... Your virus... not only captured your noble wife, but also your little fairy soul?"
"Want to be above your friends? I'm a real mother, boss, you're blooming!"
Isn't that above friends lovers?
Xu Wen was dumbfounded.
……
???
What's the mess?
Ole frowned and pinched the mug. He realized that he had been in the army for so long that he really didn't understand these novel words. He knew these words individually, and the combination of them was indeed very incomprehensible and profound.
"Speak the key."
Regardless of what you are thinking in your head, the kid is still waiting for his reply, so hurry up.
"...Okay, let's take the liberty to ask, that netizen, is she, is she pretty?"
Seeing his boss frowning, Xu Wen quickly shrank his neck and raised his hands in surrender, continuing to speak cautiously.
"It's not a question of whether he's pretty or not, he's kind of special...what do you ask this for?"
Ao Lei suddenly felt that his subordinate seemed unreliable. He knew that the other party loved to play games online, and because he was young, he had special conversations with children, so he was sent to teach recruits during his vacation. The fight with that group of young freshmen quickly became hot.
"Hey, boss, just tell me if you're pretty or not, and that's it."
But in Xu Wen's mind, he really couldn't imagine how beautiful a girl could make his family's boss, the ten thousand-year-old fairy, "poof" and bloom a little flower.
Simple and cute?
No, no, a powerful person like the boss should hate that kind of weak little girl the most.
Charming Royal Sister?
No, no, a conservative person like the boss should also hate this kind of aggressive woman.
Coquettish bitch?
No, no, that's even more impossible. Boss has met too many such coquettish bastards in this life, and you can get tired of looking at them just by looking at them.
Xu Wen was tangled in his mind, and finally he couldn't think of it, so he didn't think about it at all, so that the boss could call him specifically to ask him, that should be a beautiful and very special girl.
"Come on, Boss, let me tell you, this should be the initial stage for you guys. You just got acquainted with netizens, you are engaged in online cp, and then you will gradually become real. I understand and I understand."
After playing so many games and engaging in so many CPs, Xu Wen considers himself a qualified Aquaman who can still sort out the basic operations of online dating.
So a certain little pink pig poked its head and began to chatter about its experience in raising fish.
"Hey, she treats you as a girl, which is just right! Boss, listen to me, if you are a young lady, you can get a lot of things out of her mouth that you can't get out of a boy, let me tell you ha……"
"Some little girls have two faces in front of the little brother and the little sister, but they are the most real in front of the little sister. Boss, you can take advantage of this vest to have a good test, or to learn more about you as a netizen."
"First exchange hearts with her and be a good sister, care about her, love her, listen to her complaints, give her comfort and hugs, and occasionally send a small red envelope and send a small snack to others~"
"Hey! That's it! Seeing how nice you are, she will probably say: 'Oh, why are you so nice, sister! If only you were a man, I will definitely marry you!', right?!"
"Then you can report your true identity, ah! Don't cry my sister, I'm just a man. I originally wanted to protect you as a sister, but now I can't bear it. Every minute and every second I spend with you They are always touching me, I have slowly fallen in love with you in the process of guarding you... balabala..."
"Wooooow, I'm so touched, what kind of fairy love is this!"
Xu Wenxu babbled on for a long time, and made up a sitcom for himself to play two roles. At the end, he was moved to tears, and took out a small pink handkerchief to wipe the tears from the corners of his eyes.
……
Ole: ...
Because the other party's words and actions were too exaggerated, Ao Lei automatically blocked his hearing, and only heard the useful sentence "If you are a young lady, you can get it out of his mouth as something that boys can't get out of". , just pressed the mute, calmly drank the chlorophyll in the mug, and listened to Xu Wen perform the whole mime with exaggerated expressions, crying and laughing alone.
Why did he think this guy was reliable?
why?
Is it because the acting is so good?
After saying a few words, Ao Lei ruthlessly hung up the communication, regardless of his subordinate's desire to express himself.
He was afraid of being infected, really.
After collecting the answers from his unreliable subordinates, Ole returned to the screen and began to edit the text.
In his impression, cubs were more willing to talk to their mothers, so it would be easier to approach them as a woman.
In addition, some of the disguised spies used in the previous interstellar wars were indeed women in disguise to lurk inside the enemy, so Ole subconsciously thought that he could do the same.
Isn't it just lurking in women's clothing, it's just a normal strategy.
Ole, who turned a simple question into a military strategy, began typing on the keyboard seriously.
I think……
It seems a little serious.
Ole deleted the beginning and continued writing.
I think……
No, how does Lurker in women's clothing call himself?
Ao Lei recalled the original strategic deployment, pinched his knuckles, deleted the beginning and continued to type.
The cool-toned screen light is projected on Ole's sharp-edged face, rendering a pair of dark blue eyes with an inorganic coldness. From a distance, it looks like a scholar working hard.
But in fact, this is what was written in the dialog box that Ao Lei tapped...
[Sister thinks, just be yourself.They are willing to tip you because of your excellence, both your beauty and talent are priceless things.Don’t belittle yourself and think that you are not good enough to get these. Since you didn’t cheat to get these, then accept it gladly and just work harder in the next live broadcast. 】
【Just like my sister, I spend money on you because of you】
Ole didn’t know what to say when he typed it here. Suddenly, the pair of gleaming wings when he first met the child appeared in his mind, sliding out a colorful light in the dark green forest, like a ray of sunshine breaking through the dark clouds. Can't help yearning...
After thinking about it for a while, Ole continued to add.
[Just like my sister, I spend money on you because you are good-looking, and this good-looking is conveyed to my sister as a kind of happiness, and my sister is willing to spend money to pay for this happiness, spend money to buy enjoyment, buy happiness, All normal transactions. 】
Ao Lei tried to explain. He didn't know whether he had sent it right or not, so he silently read it several times in his heart before he pressed his thumb on the send button.
-
【Ding! 】
The private message prompt sounded, Lin Qing shook Erlang's legs and pressed his wings sideways, turned off the small video and opened the private message, and saw the text that the other party claimed to be "sister" at first glance.
"What a young lady! Rare creatures are existences that need to be protected."
Because of his male orientation, Lin Qing rarely actively contacts girls in reality. It's not because he doesn't like girls, but... the girls he meets are more excited when they see him, and he is more afraid when his aunt laughs every day.
Because the game is more suitable for boys, there are fewer young ladies. The ones you meet are all stars, and the environment is affected. Lin Qing is also used to being very polite to young ladies when talking online.
So Lin Qing couldn't help softening his mood, and began to look at the reply the young lady gave him.
The boss has a long list, and it looks like she replied with heart. She is really a very nice lady.
The light brain's crisp reply prompt sounded, Lin Qing held the light brain in one hand, and paused for a while while the other half of his body was sunk in the quilt.
It seems that the little sister on the list today is not busy today.
Lin Qing checked the message and found that the other party replied: 【Let me think about it. 】
"It's okay, I just asked casually, and I'm quite confused. Maybe it's because I didn't have the right mentality at the beginning."
There was no pillow on the bed, so Lin Qing rolled up the quilt and put it behind her back, and half-lyed on the bed with Erlang's legs crossed to reply.
It's time to fill a few throw pillows with plant fleece, surfing the Internet is still comfortable when leaning on something.
Grabbing a few leaves from the bedside to eat, Lin Qing looked at the little sister on the list who displayed the prompt box of "The other party is typing..." and switched to the background to watch the short video.
the other side
Ao Lei looked at the message sent by the child, frowned and thought for a while, and found that he was not good at this kind of thing, and the child even misidentified his gender.
Thinking about the original post on the forum, Ao Lei pressed the temporary save draft, planning to post another post to ask questions.
but……
Ao Lei's fingers stayed on the light screen projected in front of him, and Nadun moved it down quietly, and clicked on the address book.
He remembered that his subordinate Xu Wen seemed quite experienced?
The serious admiral hesitated for only a few seconds, then sat on the sofa and held a mug to get through the communication.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Good day! Respected general!"
It didn't take a moment for a handsome face to appear on the projected light screen. Xu Wen was supervising the soldiers' daily training. When he received the communication, he quickly let go of the hand that was fighting with the recruits, and trotted to a place where no one was around. While wiping the sweat off his face indiscriminately, he saluted a standard military salute.
"Hey! General, you came out during the day today?"
After Xu Wen finished the military salute, he scratched his hair foolishly, and lowered his head in the corner to block the light screen in front of his chest, avoiding any angle that might expose the contents of the light screen.
Ao Lei didn't want to comment on the angle of death.
Ole's index finger fumbled for the handle of the red mug before opening his mouth.
"If a netizen regards you as a sister and asks you about your life, should you tell the other person that you are actually a man and that you are not good at such things at all?"
When Ao Lei's deep voice was transmitted to the other side through the optical brain communication, Xu Wen's sword eyebrows suddenly raised and he made a very weird expression.
If, suppose, for example, I had a friend...
These roundings are not all...
Say yourself?
Hiss, could it be...
Xu Wen rubbed his chin. According to the experience he gained from playing games during his vacation time, there was obviously something wrong with it.
"Boss, what is the relationship between you and that... ah, no, Ruo's netizen?"
"...just met, I want to be with him above friends."
It is deeper than friends. Listening to those netizens, good gay friends seem to be the same as their best comrades-in-arms, and they are inseparable from each other.
Since he settled the child directly in the empire selfishly, it is impossible for a third party to intervene to obtain information about the virus treatment. He must protect it secretly to prevent the child from falling into power disputes.
Aurrey paused, but did not use the new words in the forum post.
After all, they haven't reached that level yet, and it's not easy to say such intimate attributives casually.
"Huh??? I rely on????"
"This...! You... me?"
Xu Wen stroked his chin, and suddenly heard the boss's answer, he was so startled that he yelled out the original sound of a pig, and a loud snoring sound of inhaling "hum" echoed in the empty corridor, like thunder.
"...No, Boss... Your virus... not only captured your noble wife, but also your little fairy soul?"
"Want to be above your friends? I'm a real mother, boss, you're blooming!"
Isn't that above friends lovers?
Xu Wen was dumbfounded.
……
???
What's the mess?
Ole frowned and pinched the mug. He realized that he had been in the army for so long that he really didn't understand these novel words. He knew these words individually, and the combination of them was indeed very incomprehensible and profound.
"Speak the key."
Regardless of what you are thinking in your head, the kid is still waiting for his reply, so hurry up.
"...Okay, let's take the liberty to ask, that netizen, is she, is she pretty?"
Seeing his boss frowning, Xu Wen quickly shrank his neck and raised his hands in surrender, continuing to speak cautiously.
"It's not a question of whether he's pretty or not, he's kind of special...what do you ask this for?"
Ao Lei suddenly felt that his subordinate seemed unreliable. He knew that the other party loved to play games online, and because he was young, he had special conversations with children, so he was sent to teach recruits during his vacation. The fight with that group of young freshmen quickly became hot.
"Hey, boss, just tell me if you're pretty or not, and that's it."
But in Xu Wen's mind, he really couldn't imagine how beautiful a girl could make his family's boss, the ten thousand-year-old fairy, "poof" and bloom a little flower.
Simple and cute?
No, no, a powerful person like the boss should hate that kind of weak little girl the most.
Charming Royal Sister?
No, no, a conservative person like the boss should also hate this kind of aggressive woman.
Coquettish bitch?
No, no, that's even more impossible. Boss has met too many such coquettish bastards in this life, and you can get tired of looking at them just by looking at them.
Xu Wen was tangled in his mind, and finally he couldn't think of it, so he didn't think about it at all, so that the boss could call him specifically to ask him, that should be a beautiful and very special girl.
"Come on, Boss, let me tell you, this should be the initial stage for you guys. You just got acquainted with netizens, you are engaged in online cp, and then you will gradually become real. I understand and I understand."
After playing so many games and engaging in so many CPs, Xu Wen considers himself a qualified Aquaman who can still sort out the basic operations of online dating.
So a certain little pink pig poked its head and began to chatter about its experience in raising fish.
"Hey, she treats you as a girl, which is just right! Boss, listen to me, if you are a young lady, you can get a lot of things out of her mouth that you can't get out of a boy, let me tell you ha……"
"Some little girls have two faces in front of the little brother and the little sister, but they are the most real in front of the little sister. Boss, you can take advantage of this vest to have a good test, or to learn more about you as a netizen."
"First exchange hearts with her and be a good sister, care about her, love her, listen to her complaints, give her comfort and hugs, and occasionally send a small red envelope and send a small snack to others~"
"Hey! That's it! Seeing how nice you are, she will probably say: 'Oh, why are you so nice, sister! If only you were a man, I will definitely marry you!', right?!"
"Then you can report your true identity, ah! Don't cry my sister, I'm just a man. I originally wanted to protect you as a sister, but now I can't bear it. Every minute and every second I spend with you They are always touching me, I have slowly fallen in love with you in the process of guarding you... balabala..."
"Wooooow, I'm so touched, what kind of fairy love is this!"
Xu Wenxu babbled on for a long time, and made up a sitcom for himself to play two roles. At the end, he was moved to tears, and took out a small pink handkerchief to wipe the tears from the corners of his eyes.
……
Ole: ...
Because the other party's words and actions were too exaggerated, Ao Lei automatically blocked his hearing, and only heard the useful sentence "If you are a young lady, you can get it out of his mouth as something that boys can't get out of". , just pressed the mute, calmly drank the chlorophyll in the mug, and listened to Xu Wen perform the whole mime with exaggerated expressions, crying and laughing alone.
Why did he think this guy was reliable?
why?
Is it because the acting is so good?
After saying a few words, Ao Lei ruthlessly hung up the communication, regardless of his subordinate's desire to express himself.
He was afraid of being infected, really.
After collecting the answers from his unreliable subordinates, Ole returned to the screen and began to edit the text.
In his impression, cubs were more willing to talk to their mothers, so it would be easier to approach them as a woman.
In addition, some of the disguised spies used in the previous interstellar wars were indeed women in disguise to lurk inside the enemy, so Ole subconsciously thought that he could do the same.
Isn't it just lurking in women's clothing, it's just a normal strategy.
Ole, who turned a simple question into a military strategy, began typing on the keyboard seriously.
I think……
It seems a little serious.
Ole deleted the beginning and continued writing.
I think……
No, how does Lurker in women's clothing call himself?
Ao Lei recalled the original strategic deployment, pinched his knuckles, deleted the beginning and continued to type.
The cool-toned screen light is projected on Ole's sharp-edged face, rendering a pair of dark blue eyes with an inorganic coldness. From a distance, it looks like a scholar working hard.
But in fact, this is what was written in the dialog box that Ao Lei tapped...
[Sister thinks, just be yourself.They are willing to tip you because of your excellence, both your beauty and talent are priceless things.Don’t belittle yourself and think that you are not good enough to get these. Since you didn’t cheat to get these, then accept it gladly and just work harder in the next live broadcast. 】
【Just like my sister, I spend money on you because of you】
Ole didn’t know what to say when he typed it here. Suddenly, the pair of gleaming wings when he first met the child appeared in his mind, sliding out a colorful light in the dark green forest, like a ray of sunshine breaking through the dark clouds. Can't help yearning...
After thinking about it for a while, Ole continued to add.
[Just like my sister, I spend money on you because you are good-looking, and this good-looking is conveyed to my sister as a kind of happiness, and my sister is willing to spend money to pay for this happiness, spend money to buy enjoyment, buy happiness, All normal transactions. 】
Ao Lei tried to explain. He didn't know whether he had sent it right or not, so he silently read it several times in his heart before he pressed his thumb on the send button.
-
【Ding! 】
The private message prompt sounded, Lin Qing shook Erlang's legs and pressed his wings sideways, turned off the small video and opened the private message, and saw the text that the other party claimed to be "sister" at first glance.
"What a young lady! Rare creatures are existences that need to be protected."
Because of his male orientation, Lin Qing rarely actively contacts girls in reality. It's not because he doesn't like girls, but... the girls he meets are more excited when they see him, and he is more afraid when his aunt laughs every day.
Because the game is more suitable for boys, there are fewer young ladies. The ones you meet are all stars, and the environment is affected. Lin Qing is also used to being very polite to young ladies when talking online.
So Lin Qing couldn't help softening his mood, and began to look at the reply the young lady gave him.
The boss has a long list, and it looks like she replied with heart. She is really a very nice lady.
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