Demon Zun dressed as draft cannon fodder[Transmigration Book]

"What opportunism?" Fang Bing asked.

"Improving efficiency and making the stage look better? How can it be called opportunism? Joe, tell me!" Shi Shun crossed his legs, and arched towards Li Qiao again, and was sneaked by Lu Chaijia Stretch out a finger against it.

?? "The problem now is that the choreography is fragmented, the moves are complicated, and we don't have a tacit understanding. It's impossible to dance well in a short time, right?" Li Qiao asked.

"There is no tacit understanding, it's so straightforward..." Ji Yi murmured, and Bai Jingqi covered her mouth and dragged her down.

?? "Since it is impossible to achieve perfect unity,?" Li Qiao smiled, "Then why not think differently, and maximize the difference."

?? "Differentiation?" Lu Chaijia was still a little confused.

"Yes, at this stage, almost each of us has our own distinctive characteristics, and our fans are different." Li Qiao said, "Then it's better to ensure the overall stage effect is unified, ?Maximize everyone's personal style, and the audience's attention will be attracted by the endless personal characteristics and designs. Correspondingly, the attention to the dance as a whole will be weakened. "

"Oh, I understand!" Bai Jingqi clenched a fist in one hand and tapped on the palm of the other, "It means that we all made a fuss and covered the howling wind,? The audience is patronizing to see our five horses torn apart, and the eyes are no longer enough No more, no time to see if we are all in order!"

??Lu Chai, a southerner, became even more confused after hearing the translation, and looked at Li Qiao in confusion: "Yes, is that what it means?"

??Li Qiao listened to the system's translation, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "...that's what it means."

"Of course, this is just an auxiliary method," Li Qiao said with a slightly serious expression, "The most fundamental thing is to seize all the time to practice and strive to acquire muscle memory. Let them send charcoal in the snow."

?? "Understood!!" Everyone responded in unison.

?? After initially setting the general direction, the program team also sent in the prepared display board——

?? On the left side of the display board are stickers printed with the faces of the ten trainees, which are round and crowded together, looking quite cute.

??展板右侧则是一个大标题：出道评价曲《沦陷》，标题下分了长长一列的位置：主唱、副主唱1、副主唱2、副主唱3；主舞、副主舞1、2、3；rap1、rap2。

??The trainees should put their name tags on the position they want to fight for in order of ranking from the back to the front. If there is a conflict, the person who appeared later, that is, the person with the higher ranking, will be eligible Squeeze the person in front from the selected position.

??This is another concentrated expression of class differences in the 101 ranking: a 3-minute song, a stage of ten people, it is inevitable that it is impossible to achieve an equal distribution of shots, and the trainees who can get the position of "lead singer and lead dancer", lyrics, shots Naturally, there will be more people than other positions.

??Under the premise that everyone wants the "main" position, the power to replace others is obtained according to the ranking, which greatly highlights the importance of "producers for all people" and stimulates fans' enthusiasm for voting.

?? Li Qiao sat cross-legged on the ground, resting his chest on one hand, looking at the display board.

??His tea-colored pupils are usually lazily smiling, but this time he was rarely serious. He was silent for a few seconds, and when the staff asked Jian Shuang to step forward to choose a position, he suddenly said, "Sorry, I have a piece of paper. I want to talk about it first."

?? The room fell silent for a moment, and the rest of the players turned to look at him.

"I will choose the lead singer." Li Qiao stood up, walked to the side of the display board, and clicked on the highest position on the vertical list, "I will also participate in the C position afterward. There is a bottom."

??If the program team took it out of context and cut out this passage as a gimmick for ten seconds, it would be enough for Li Qiao to be reposted tens of thousands of times, criticizing him for being arrogant and not taking others seriously.

??Because the vocals of Shishun, Lu Chaijia, and Yuan Ning are all quite good, and Lu Chaijia can be regarded as a rising star who has just found his position. Like Yuan Ning, the original songs on the first stage are moving and moving; Shi Shun, every time he is in the group, he takes the position of the main vocalist, and when the fan circle mentions "the main vocalist in the upper circle of even", he will basically think of him immediately.

??With these three people, Li Qiao is not humble at all as a dancer. Before it was his turn, he said "I want to choose the lead singer" and warned others not to choose. It is too arrogant. !

??But at this moment, the other nine debut reserve trainees were quiet for a moment, and they all nodded very kindly: "Okay."

??No.13 Jian Shuang was able to step forward this time. He took off his own avatar sticker from the left side of the display board and pasted it on the "rap2" column of the form.

??And No.12 Yu Xuyao ​​walked to the display board, hesitated for a while, and pasted his avatar on the position of "sub-lead dancer 1".

??——He is at the bottom of the ranking. If he posts the main dancer, he will be squeezed out sooner or later. Why don’t you post the first place in the sub-lead dancer and be more conservative. Maybe later, people will be thin-skinned and won’t care about the sub-lead dancer 123. He will be able to pick up the position with the most parts among the sub-lead dancers.

?? To reach this round, all the trainees are not fuel-efficient lamps, and their small abacus is crackling.

??No.11 Yuan Ning stepped forward and pasted his profile picture on the position of "Associate Vocalist 1".

??No.10 Bai Jingqi strode forward confidently, and posted her profile picture on the "Main Dancer" column.

??No.8 Ji Yi, tangled for a while, took Yu Xuyao's profile picture off "sub-main dancer 1", moved it to "sub-main dancer 2", and pasted himself on the position of "sub-main dancer 1" avatar.

??Yu Xuyao ​​hugged his head and screamed, Bai Jingqi hugged him in his arms and comforted him, saying "Hug, Dad", making him so angry that he couldn't care less about being sad.

??No.7 Lu Chaijia also struggled for a while, and posted his avatar on the column of "Associate Vocalist 3": In terms of strength and overall stage effect, the 3rd is the 3rd, don't bother...

??No.5 Jiang Jun stepped forward generously, tore off Bai Jingqi's profile picture pasted in the "Main Dancer" column, and moved it to the last vacant seat of the dance part, Deputy Lead Dancer 3.

?? Now Bai Jingqi became the last one in the dance group. He seemed unable to believe the cruel facts in front of him. He opened his mouth into an "O" shape and looked at the display board to see everyone, like a puppet Card by card.

?? Yu Xuyao ​​hugged his head from behind energetically, pressing down forcibly while comforting him: "Dad is here! Cry for me!"

??Amidst the cries and howls of the duo of Lengtou Qingwu and Dan, Fang Bing stepped forward calmly and pasted his head on the "rap1" that no one was fighting for.

??No.3 Shi Shun stepped forward, paused for a moment, finally removed Yuan Ning from the position of "sub-vocalist 1" and moved it to the vacant "sub-vocalist 2", occupying "sub-vocalist 1" himself.

?? Throughout the whole process, everyone fully displayed the quality of the debut reserve trainees, and they fought as they should. There was no obvious mutual humility, restraint and cruelty.

??——The only point is that the highest "lead singer" position that Li Qiao had greeted in advance, has never been touched by anyone, and there is not even a hint of meddling. The column is empty, as if expecting Li Joe went to fill it up—

?? After Li Qiaoshun put his profile picture on the "lead singer" position, he felt a little weird: he had seen the intrigue among his performance teammates, and they were scheming for a better position.

?? "Are you so friendly?" Li Qiao asked casually as if joking.

?? "It's not being friendly, it's because I know that you are the highest ranked, and your arms can't twist your thighs. This is called a man who knows the current affairs is a hero!" Bai Jingqi said, "And I don't sing all the time, so there is no need to get entangled, hehe——!"

??Ji Yi raised his hand to his forehead, as if he couldn't stand him very much. Seeing Li Qiao's gaze, he hesitated for two seconds, swallowed, and said: "...It's not really friendly, but it's not Bai Jingqi That stupid reason."

??Ji Yi looks fair and handsome, feeling that everyone in the room is looking at him, a little embarrassed, pursed his lower lip and said, "Just the year before last, do you remember that trainee named Fu Siming?"

?? "His vocal is very good, but because the ranking is too low, he was impulsive at the beginning. He chose the lead singer directly, but in the end he was moved all the way back and kicked to the rap position."

?? "Fu Siming's vocal is amazing, but his rap is at the level of chanting sutras. He even forgot his words during the live broadcast of the finals. He stumbled and cried bitterly on the stage. In the end, not only did he fail to make his debut, but the stage of the finals also made him lose a lot of fans. It disappeared quickly after the game—err, teacher, if you want to broadcast it, please mute Fu Siming's name."

?? Just because the camera brother was very interested in this scene, the close-up shot was pushed up, switching back and forth between Ji Yi and Li Qiao.

Ji Yi paused for a moment, then raised his head and said, "Li Qiao told us in advance that he wanted to choose the lead singer, probably to prevent us from making the same mistakes as Fu Siming, choose the position that suits us best, and don't waste each other's time .”

"So...it's not that we are friendly." Ji Yi looked at Li Qiao and said softly, "We unilaterally accepted Li Qiao's kindness, and we didn't even have time to give him a little bit of feedback."

??Li Qiao scratched the back of his neck and said, "It's not like..."

?? Bai Jingqi was surprised and said: "Ji Yi, you are hiding too much. I even taught you how to please the leader. It turns out that you are so good at boasting. You are the No. 1 sycophant!"

?? Ji Yi blushed immediately, and stretched out his hand to pinch Bai Jingqi's neck: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm speaking from the bottom of my heart..."

The two escaped one by one and chased after the other. The team members laughed happily, and the classroom was full of joy. Shi Shun took the opportunity to squeeze to Li Qiao's side, raised his head at 45° and looked melancholy: "I've been looking forward to being with you for almost a season. Today, my wish finally came true.”

?? Li Qiao was about to tease him with a few words, "Where is the straight man of steel?" really say:

?? "Sure enough, it's as good as I imagined."

?? Specifically, what is "good", is it the atmosphere of the group, the rhythm of the goal, or Li Qiao himself, he didn't say.It's just that there is a light of trust and determination in his dark brown pupils, and the sincere happiness in his eyes is almost overflowing.

?? "... Cough," Li Qiao coughed after a while, turned away, "Just be happy."

?? "Won't you warn me with something like 'can't fall in love with you'?"

??... If the warning is useful, Li Qiao will not be deeply involved in some emotional problems. =_=

?? *

??The "Falling" group had almost finished campaigning for positions, when they suddenly heard shouts of surprise erupting from the next room.

??Bai Jingqi said that he had an acquaintance in the group next door, so he volunteered to inquire, but he came back and said that it was Ye Yuge who promised their team members that MIMISO would come to Wuxi to shoot a MV TVC for them with the theme of "Ignite the Mars". .

??These two songs in the finals are called debut assessment songs. In fact, the real meaning of "assessment" is not that great: because in less than two hours after the performance, the ranking of votes will come out, and fans are fighting for the last morsel Fighting desperately to vote, in fact, I don't have time to see how the idols perform on stage, and the performance effect has little impact on the final ranking.

??In contrast, there will be a large number of passers-by watching the finals, so the debut assessment stage is more for the passers-by to see. It is very important to say that it is important: for the debut group, this is the outside world's concrete impression of their professional ability key opportunities;

?? It’s not important, it’s the same for those who have no hope of debut: most passers-by will not become fans because of a multi-person stage, nor will they become fans after two hours because of who performed amazingly on the final stage Soaring to the sky and entering the debut group is not so much an assessment as a symbolic meaning.

??As for the contestants in the Ye Yuge group, there are only three in the top ten in the upper circle, and only two in the debut position, and most of the rest are concentrated in the [-]th to [-]th place. The choreography of "Mars" is not difficult, so I don't think it takes much tension to practice.

?? Therefore, when Ye Yuge proposed to shoot a MV TVC for them, not only did most of them not feel that the practice time was wasted, but they were also very excited: This is a high-end business, a sharp tool for face recognition!If TVC accidentally gets out of the circle like Li Qiao, then even if they can't make their debut, maybe their worth will rise with the tide?

??———The national Go player won the grand prize, and most people will admire how good it is! I can do it too?

?? "Ye Yuge also said that he invited Zhang Muxu's master, Ai Wenkang, a leading photographer in the industry, to shoot the MV this time, and he also asked Ai Wenkang to shoot it for everyone. They were so excited that they killed him on the spot. The lead singer gave it to Ye Yuge, and said that there is no need to run for it, the C position in their group is Ye Yuge."

?? After Bai Jingqi finished the report, she couldn't help curling her lips, "Why do you think Ye Yuge got on MIMISO and gave him so much special treatment? Taking so many trainees out to shoot commercials for their rivals, BULO doesn't care about him?"

"I...cough, Mu Cheng said that MIMISO ceded a lot of benefits, and would rather lose money, and ask BULO not to interfere with Ye Yuge's endorsement cooperation with them..." Lu Chaijia sat next to Li Qiao and complained, "Really I don't know what they are planning, but they are so optimistic that Ye Yuge will become a hit?"

?? Fang Bing touched Li Qiao with his elbow, and said in a low voice, "Have you ever felt that Ye Yuge has been targeting you more and more recently?"

??——Li Qiao endorsed the sponsor's mobile phone, and Ye Yuge went to endorse the sponsor's competitor, and the title even overwhelmed Li Qiao; Li Qiao filmed TVC, and Ye Yuge also filmed TVC. Greater publicity; Li Qiao's TVC director is former photographer Zhang Muxu, and Ye Yuge turned to Zhang Muxu's mentor, Ai Wenkang, to overwhelm Li Qiao again in terms of seniority, and Li Qiaoming showed no counterattack room for.

?? Fang Bing had been with Ye Yuge for a long time, and he knew Ye Yuge's potential character quite well. He didn't think these were coincidences, but it was obvious that Ye Yuge was deliberately targeting Li Qiao in order to suppress him.

?? He also noticed that in the fan circles of Li and Ye who are in the same situation, Ye Yuge's counterattack has obviously had an effect recently. Ye Yuge's fans regrouped and swaggered through the market with the promise of MIMISO, mocking Li Qiao and Li Qiao Fans used to be "little people succeed".

??Fang Bing couldn't help looking at Li Qiao, but saw Li Qiao propped his hands behind his back, and said lazily "Yeah", "I feel it."

?? Fang Bing asked: "I'm afraid he will get worse, do you have any countermeasures to deal with him? Or can I help you?"

"The Tao said, those who learn from me will live, those who resemble me will die." Li Qiao raised the tip of his eyes slightly, and the pupils cast a icy cold light under the sunlight from the window, "The harder you chase, the time of his death closer."

?? *

??Two days later, MIMISO released their TVC blockbuster on Weibo, which they worked hard and overtime.

??Just from the key words in the copywriting, we can see that this advertising blockbuster is grand in conception and high-end: what is "traveling through time and space", what is "self-salvation", what is "soul-stirring emotional resonance", what is "thousands of A time-space structure with a hundred turns"...

?? Netizens clicked on the video out of curiosity, and found that the story design is indeed more exquisite and delicate than that of Li Qiao's version - the reason why they say "more" is that they can clearly see the similarities between the two:

??These are also bright and beautiful youth version characters. They took their mobile phones back to find themselves in their teenage years. The teenagers in the past were all dressed in simple and simple clothes. They only wore white hurdle vests, loose trousers, and slippers.

?? But there are also differences: this version is from the perspective of the youth version of Ye Yuge, saying that he is tough on the outside but sensitive and inferior on the inside. Ye Yuge went back to the past, used his mobile phone to help the youth version of Ye Yuge light up the night road, and used his mobile phone to play videos for the youth to pass the time.In the end, the juvenile version of Ye Yuge was cured and showed a lovely smile, and the youth version of Ye Yuge also became cheerful and sunny. In the end, the two ran hand in hand on the grass, smiling at each other.

??The starting point of the story is different, and the way of telling it is also different, and no one stipulates that only Li Qiao can wear a white vest, so even if so many elements overlap, netizens cannot accuse plagiarism, and because of richer stories, more With a deep intention, let Ri Qiaola be trampled on——

?? This is Ye Yuge's ideal state.

??However, when the TVC video was released, the reactions of netizens deviated from what he had expected:

?? [Ah this...]

??【I was completely speechless, I can see that he was copying Li Qiao's advertising idea, and it was skinned and boned, making it impossible to accuse plagiarism, but this story is too far-fetched...】

??【Hahaha I thought I was the only one who saw it. I was afraid of walking at night when I was a teenager, so I have to use my mobile phone to help illuminate when I grow up???I wonder if it would be brighter with a flashlight? ? 】

?? [+1, because he was locked up at home by his parents, Daye Yuge used his mobile phone to play videos through the cat's eyes to relieve him?I wondered if it would be more logical to teach him how to watch TV, or even unlock the lock and take him out to play? ? 】

??[Li Qiao's version means that when he grows up, he will bring himself to see a bigger and richer world when he was a child. Ye Yuge's version is forcibly healed, and there are obviously other ways to solve it. It feels like a move to use such a far-fetched one. Smudge your eyes with onions, "Cry for me!" I really can't cry! 】

??【Purely from the perspective of an advertiser, this does not show the advantages of the new mobile phone at all. How did MIMISO pass the review? 】

??【Probably because I was in a hurry to copy. I only learned the framework and thought of a deeper idea, so I hurriedly stuffed it in. I didn’t even care about the incompatibility of the so-called "idea" with the actual situation, and the result was absurd. The difference is a thousand miles. 】

??【It's like watching a child dancing in an adult's clothes, so awkward. 】

??【With all due respect, the color scheme of this ad is still stuck in the last century. At the end, the big and small Yeyu singers run on the lawn hand in hand. I thought I was watching Happy X Ball...】

??【Happy xball is humiliated! Hey!This is obviously more like a promotional video for a tourist city...]

??Ye Yuge opened the comment barrage with full of anticipation, but when he saw these discussions, he felt his temples throbbing and almost gritted his teeth.

??He called his hacker friend for help, deleted all the barrage comments, and hacked the account that sent the comments by the way; at the same time, with the help of "Tiandao", he ordered the responsible personnel of MIMISO to immediately find the post Recolored clips.

??MIMISO worked overtime overnight, and uploaded a new edited version of the video two hours later.

??The previous cynical bullet screens and comments were mostly silenced by hackers, and indeed there were a lot less. Not long after, a new voice emerged under the video:

??【Didn't finish watching, do you feel that the juvenile version of Ye Yuge is weird? Why is something wrong with me? 】

??【edge ball? ? 】

??【emmmm... I came in because I wanted to spray Ye Yuge to imitate Li Qiao's addiction, but after I clicked on it, I wanted to spray Ye Yuge even more. Is this soft pornography? ? 】

??【Damn, my sister awakened the dreamer!The juvenile version of Li Qiao’s ad gave me the feeling of youth, wildness, and vigorous vitality. Why does the juvenile form of Ye Yuge’s version give me a sense of deliberate selling meat...]

??【Because of the figure?Li Qiao has beautiful body lines and a broad frame, so he can support the old man's vest and look full of youthfulness.But Ye Yuge is too thin, and it seems that in order to highlight his fragility and make people feel pitiful, he specially found this particularly fat one for him... but it couldn't hold it up at all, and it dangled on him like a cloth bag, revealing delicate clothes from time to time Ling's arms and white and tender skin make me feel like I'm committing a crime...]

??【Is it also related to temperament?Ye Yuge has a very slender and delicate temperament, which is not to say that it is not good, but with this kind of rough design and fabric, there is a strong sense of disobedience. 】

??【Look at the place in 35 seconds! ! ! 】

??【I saw it (?ω?) It is said that this advertisement was rushed out in three days, and it was urgently returned to the furnace just now. Did you feel dizzy and tired in the later stage? Even this kind of dew point scene was cut in?Or was it intentional? 】

??【Li Qiao only showed a little bit, he showed a little bit... His temperament has completely changed. This is too low, and he really can't copy the essence. 】

??【It’s not that you can’t show it, don’t let it show, but what’s the beauty and significance of deliberately showing it when it shows the miserable situation and calls the audience to tears? ??Just like when I was watching the wandering epic of saving the earth, a beautiful woman suddenly appeared in the shower, I would only feel like thunder rolling with question marks all over my head! 】

??【Report! !Just now MIMISO announced that this advertisement will be aired in Times Square of the Beautiful Country, help! ! ! 】

??【MIMISO has really kept its promise, and has placed more advertising efforts than BULO...but I just want to say at this moment, no, really no need. 】

??【... Just show this to the pretty Chinese? ?Thanks for the invitation, I have picked out a Barbie fantasy castle. 】

??[Is MIMISO crazy? This film is embarrassing in all aspects from the characters to the story to the shooting aesthetics. Asians are already underage in the eyes of crooked people. Ye Yuge’s shooting like this is more like us deliberately It's the same as playing low and young, if low is dead, will it be removed from the official shelves of the beautiful country? ? 】

?? [There is a saying, please MIMISO smoking, stop this kind of self-defeating behavior——]

??【——When you are not good enough, no matter how big the stage you have, you will lose face. 】