Demon Zun dressed as draft cannon fodder[Transmigration Book]

The behind-the-scenes video released by BULO actually didn't mean to speculate on CP.

??The 5-minute behind-the-scenes footage, Shen Yan appeared on the scene for less than 1 minute, and it included more than ten seconds. Shen Yan was the spokesperson of the BULO brand before. I am very familiar with their staff, so I came to chat for a few words, ? At that time, Li Qiao was just a background board,? He had no interaction with them.

??But there is a saying that is good—do it yourself and have enough food and clothing,? The sugar picked out by the microscope is the sweetest!

?? Li Qiao was alone, and Shen Yan was chatting with the staff. In the remaining 30 seconds, Zhang Muxu and Li Qiao heard the loud noise in the next shed and were about to go and have a look; Li Qiao entered After the booth, he asked Shen Mian, "Aren't you good at acting like a baby?"; they filmed the two whispering in the corner, and Shen Mian half-kneeled in front of Li Qiao, with his hands on his knees; Stand up, and hurriedly tell Zhang Muxu to leave.

??In fact, all these contents were captured, which means that nowhere was captured for a few seconds? And when Li Qiao "taught" Shen Yan to act like a baby, he deliberately didn't let the camera get too close, so what the camera captured was only Silhouettes of them sitting and kneeling.

?? As for Shen Yan's "Master", it still belongs to Li Qiao's out-of-print collection, and the live radio did not record it.

What really made CP fans scream? It was Li Qiao's extremely natural and blurted "Brother Yan" before he asked Shen Yan with a smile, "Aren't you going to act like a baby?"

??And when Li Qiao pulled on his coat and stood up, the back of his head was next to a lighted horizontal panel in the shed,? Shen Yan naturally raised his hand to help him block it so that he would not be hit;

?? And when Shen Yan was chatting with the BULO staff, he glanced down at their lunch box and said casually: "He doesn't eat this,? He's very talkative. Give him another." The staff was stunned He asked, "...he?"

"Who else can be." Shen Yan smiled and said, "We are Miss Qiao."

?? "The wind and the sun are beautiful" CP fans,? It turned out that it was just the emotional model of knocking on the face, knocking on the little idol and secretly falling in love with the big star, and it even extended to the interaction in the two-person show.

??Actually, regardless of the CP filter, both of them behaved very normally in previous programs. Did Shen PD and Li Qiao know each other?" This is also the reason why the popularity of CP has been slow to rise.

??To this day, this short 1-minute tidbit tells everyone: know, really know!

?? Not only do you know each other, but you are so familiar! !

?? In the show, Li Qiao has always called "PD Shen" and "Teacher Shen" with a clean face. As long as it is not necessary under the camera, he can stand three meters away from Shen Yan—but the more he pretends to be When they meet each other in private and blurt out "Brother Chen" with a smile on their face, all the masks instantly turn into a mushroom egg, which explodes in everyone's heart.

??【Fuck Xiao Qiao is really sweet and soft when he calls him "Brother Yu" woo woo woo! 】

??[Sweet teeth, and the phrase "Miss Qiao" that Shen PD used when mentioning Li Qiao, is also very spoiled!I used to have too much difference in identity between Feng and Rili, although I felt good but I gave up and ran to other CPs, but found out that it was a fraud! !Thinking about it now, it was like there was a gold mine in front of me, and I chose to lick a lump of golden poop! ! ! 】

??【...The sisters upstairs don’t have to be like this 23333, you have to blame the evil mother-in-law. The two clearly know each other, but they are still very close in private. On the show, they avoided suspicion and became a well-known and unfamiliar CP (sigh)】

??[This is even better. In the corner of 555, there are more romantic secrets——]

??【Fuck, don't knock it off, don't knock it off, the ticket price for the tutor collaboration stage will increase again tomorrow!Originally, the ticket price for the stage with Mr. Shen was really expensive, but now CP fans have also joined the ticket grabbing camp, and the scalpers told me that the admission tickets are all in five figures! ! 】

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?? "Congratulations, master, your side mission has reached 50% completion, the progress is over half, and victory is in sight~" The more points Li Qiao has, the more snacks and gadgets the system can get from his fingers , so every time it reports progress, it is very happy.

?? "Is it halfway through?" Li Qiao just woke up from the practice, a little bit in a trance, "Why do I feel like I didn't do anything?"

?? "How wonderful, it was the master who led others to lie down and win, and finally it's the turn of the real player to lead you to lie down and win!" The system comforted, "Master is so charming... oh, master?!"

?? It lives in Li Qiao's consciousness space. Except when the system is upgraded, it is usually the closest "person" to Li Qiao. Therefore, it can feel any changes in Li Qiao's consciousness at the first time— —

?? Li Qiao's spiritual space shrank violently and shook, and even the system rolled off the cot, and Gu Lulu fell backwards, and the small cloak on his body was used to cushion its buttocks.

??It didn't care about itself, jumped up and scanned Li Qiao's body: "Master, you have cultivated to the peak of the golden core?!"

"Yeah." Li Qiao replied panting slightly, "I just broke through."

"Oh," the system grabbed the head of the bed nervously, "Master, last time I came back from upgrading from a small dark room, you were so weak that you passed out for a day. Does this happen every time you upgrade?"

"No, when I broke through in the realm of comprehension, although I needed Dharma protection for several days and nights, I was not so weak that I fell asleep, and there was no such turmoil in my consciousness." Li Qiao frowned, looked at Dantian, and said, "Maybe It’s because the aura absorbed in this small world is too mixed.”

?? In the cultivation world before, he first absorbed the aura between the heaven and the earth, and after turning to the devil, he only absorbed the evil spirit and yin energy of the demon world; but the aura in this small world is thin, so he can only use the scarce aura mixed with The resentment and evil spirits provided by all kinds of demons and ghosts, together with the power of faith provided by fans and netizens, are mixed and practiced together.

?? This way of cultivation, although his advancement is still very fast and rapid progress, but strictly speaking, spiritual energy belongs to the way of immortality, evil spirit belongs to the way of magic, and the power of faith can be attributed to the category of the way of gods. Even if he claims to be a genius in the cultivation world, it is hard to say that there will be no inestimable side effects.

?? "In your system space, is there anything that can forcibly pull people's mind back to the body even during the breakthrough process? Spiritual weapons, pills, and talismans are all fine." Li Qiao thought for a moment and asked .

"Master, are you worried that the game will be affected in case of a sudden promotion?" The system realized the seriousness of the problem, and hurriedly rushed into the system mall to search, and came out a few seconds later with a bitter face, "Yes, yes , but it’s very expensive, because it’s a magic weapon, and it takes [-] points to sell it!”

"... profiteer." Li Qiao complained.

??The system hangs its head and ears, not daring to make a sound.

"Then put it in the shopping cart, don't place an order yet." Li Qiao rubbed his temples, and said, "If this really happens, place an order immediately and call me back."

"Good QAQ." The system felt inexplicably guilty, and took the initiative to draw the existing points, "We have [-] points now, and if we completely complete the side missions, we will get [-] points. The side missions have already paid [-] points in advance. If you complete the final task normally, there will be a reward of [-] points, which can almost make up for the loss!"

??Li Qiao also followed its train of thought: what he wanted was [-] points. Originally, he calculated that the existing points plus the final rewards were almost enough, and it was fine even if he didn’t do branch lines, so He was so buddhist about side missions before...

??But now if he wants to buy this magic weapon, he has to complete the side mission——

??Li Qiao opened his eyes, just in time to hear the broadcast of the election management: "The stage rehearsal for the tutor cooperation will begin immediately, and the contestants should hurry to gather downstairs in the dormitory."

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?? In order to give the audience and fans a constant sense of freshness, Cheng Xiaoou set the venue for the tutor cooperation stage in an open-air live venue.

??The difference between the Live venue and other venues is that it also has excellent musical equipment and equipment, but it greatly shortens the distance between the audience and the performers. The audience has no seats, but they can wave light sticks and follow along. The performers on the stage happily "dance disco" together, so the performance atmosphere of the live stage is often far better than that of a large stadium.

?? Therefore, the number of people that can be accommodated in the live is destined to be much smaller than that of the gymnasium. This time, the program group only opened a total of [-] tickets, and they will not sell them to the outside world. They are drawn through various media channels and Weibo lottery. Each contestant There are only five official spots in the support club, which can be said to be a drop in the bucket at the scene.So the fans tried their best to find scalpers, and the admission price even went up to five figures.

??However, in order to prevent spoilers, the rehearsal will still be held in the filming building in the film and television park.The trainees were still wearing their regular uniforms, and went downstairs to take the bus to the rehearsal in the studio.

??The sequence of performances is arranged by the program group according to the law of "one movement and one stillness". Stream Flowing Water", tender and atmospheric, is an auditory enjoyment; followed by "Colorful? World" by rap instructor FAST, and then "Honey Sparkling Wine" by flight instructor Ou Zilin.

??As for "Extreme Evil Lingering", whether it is the attention of the tutor Shen Yan himself or the topic of the song, it can firmly hold the audience's appetite. The program team undoubtedly put it in the last place.

?? This rehearsal also does not need makeup, so "Extreme Evil Lingering" formed the longest waiting time in the audience and the most boring group.And because the live broadcast needs to rehearse the footage, several big cameras have been shooting, and they dare not play with their mobile phones, so they can only stretch their arms and kick their legs in the aisle, which can be regarded as a warm-up exercise.

??Li Qiao likes to wear loose cotton T-shirts or sweaters on weekdays. They are comfortable and not tight. It is best to wear a hood, so that he can easily pull up the hat at any time to cover the messy hair that has not been taken care of. Curly hairstyle.The trainees usually joked that he looked like an animation character sitting in the penultimate row of the classroom, lazily and unkempt.

??However, today the animated character is wearing a dark red silk shirt with a low neckline. There is also a long pure black strap on the back of the shirt, extending from the shoulder blade all the way to the waist, showing through the gap of the strap The looming skin light is as white as fat against the red and black.

?? Zhuang Cheng was stunned when he saw him taking off his coat and sitting on the steps carelessly with his legs crossed. Even if he pretended to concentrate on the rehearsal on the stage, he couldn't help sneaking glances at Li Qiao, his ears flushed.

?? After a few more glances, he found that the friends in the same group and even other groups were just like him, their eyesight seemed to have grown legs, and they couldn't help running towards Li Qiao's direction—not all of them were born out of their own minds Love, but San Gong's women's clothing is still there, Li Qiao has become a very special existence in the hearts of almost all trainees, and he will always pay more attention to him than others.

?? And Li Qiao seemed to have not realized that he had become the focus of attention in the audience, with a careless expression on his face. Occasionally, when he was tired from sitting, he slumped and leaned against the seat next to him.

??The trainees are very self-conscious. They either sit or stand in the aisle to warm up and practice. They reserve the limited seats in the front row for the instructor.After Li Qiao lazily tilted his head for a while, Shen Yan turned around as if eyes were growing behind his back: "If any of you are tired, you can come and sit down."

??The trainees waved their hands in panic, expressing their rejection while looking at Li Qiao: In their hearts, they really hope that Li Qiao can take a rest.

??——The goddess is not successful, but the traces of love are still there! QQ

?? As a result, with this glance, something happened.

?? I don't know if it's because Li Qiao's crooked posture is too weird and twisted. The straps behind him seem to be caught somewhere and pulled loose!

?? Not only is it loose, because the strap is something that can move the whole body. The whole strap behind Li Qiao seems to have a tendency to spread out. The players can already see the top of the strap and the position of the shoulder blade, revealing part of the back.

??Li Qiao's complexion was originally very white, like snow glaze, but now under the dimly lit stage, there was even a glimmer of light seeping from his bare shoulders.

??The contestants opened their mouths at the same time, and almost choked on the saliva in their throats: "Li Qiao, you...!"

?? After all, Zhuang Cheng had been teammates with Li Qiao twice, and he ran the fastest at the closest distance. While picking up the coat that Li Qiao threw aside, he lowered his voice and said, "You, your clothes are untied... ..."

?? Li Qiao blinked at him, threw his coat far away, raised his head and shouted: "Teacher Shen!"

??Zhuang Cheng subconsciously followed the discarded coat, recalling the blink of Li Qiao's eyes in his mind, and was still a little dazed.

??Shen Yan turned back from the front row and asked, "What's wrong?"

"My clothes are open." Li Qiao stood up with his shoulders on his shoulders, his eyes shining brightly, as if he had returned to his original arrogant, self-willed and domineering air, "Can I trouble you to come over and tie my clothes for me?" What about it?"

?? *

?? Zhuang Cheng's blood almost rushed to the top of his head, and he was about to explode.

??Li Qiao is, this is...!

??Li Qiao is too courageous. Under the watchful eyes of everyone, and in front of so many cameras, as long as Shen Yan doesn't give him face, he will be attacked by a large number of fans and passers-by, and become everyone's laughing stock!

??However, Shen Yan unexpectedly nodded very quickly: "Sit there and don't move, I'll be right over."

?? He even brought two video cameras over.

??The rehearsal contestants didn't pay attention to the stage any more, and they all silently glanced at an inconspicuous corner of the stage from the corner of their eyes.

?? Shen Yan half-kneeled behind Li Qiao, lowered his eyes, and helped him straighten the loose bandage very seriously, his fingertips were cold.

?? "What are you going to do?" He said softly.

?? Li Qiao hesitated for a moment, and answered him with the same soft voice: "I have to complete a task as soon as possible."

?? "The mission requires me to do this?" Shen Yan chuckled, "Are you sure you want to complete the mission instead of letting it explode?"

?? As if there was a tacit understanding, the system was whining in Li Qiao's mind: "Master, even if you don't want to sell rot against your will, there is no need to just throw mushroom bombs?!"

?? "It's not what you said, the mission is completed as long as the activity of Chaochao is high enough?" Li Qiao said irritably, "I don't need to rely on the illusion of consuming CP fans to cheat votes, just finish it once, and I don't have to worry about it in the future .”

??Shen Yan: "Why don't you talk?"

?? "Ah," Li Qiao regained consciousness, and said after a moment of silence, "...they are all the same."

??From Shen Yan's perspective, Li Qiao is sitting on the steps with his knees hugged, his long black eyelashes drooping, and the roots are distinct. The gorgeous lights on the stage fell down the stage, leaving only a faintly flickering halo, The skin covering him had an ivory-like luster.His lower jaw was pointy, poking crookedly on his knee, like a confused little animal.

?? This is also the case when Shen Yan saw him for the first time.

??The child was covered in blood and cuts and bruises. When he was lying on the ground looking at him, his hands were not idle, and he slowly touched the dagger on his chest.

??Such a vigilant little beast can survive, but such a little beast will not rely on or trust humans. In his world, the only person he can trust and rely on is himself.

??Shen Yan stopped at the end of the strap, and suddenly whispered: "Maybe it will be better if I kiss you now?"

?? Li Qiao: "..." He just wanted to complete the task on the verge of danger, not to retire directly!

??Shen Yan is still asking: "Really?"

??He looked at Li Qiao's smooth and fair nape, and quickly blushed a lot: "...Yes, but no, don't think about it!!"

"...Okay." Shen Yan couldn't help but loosen the strap, taking advantage of the moment Li Qiao turned his head to check, pressed his wrist, and leaned closer.

?? Li Qiao was stuck between the steps and the seat, and quickly and subconsciously glanced at the camera.

"I won't kiss you. They can't hear you either." Shen Yan's eyes were clear, and the corners of his mouth were slightly hooked, "But you owe me once, remember, okay?"

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??Practice and rehearsal tidbits should be saved until the official live broadcast, so that it can be dragged for a long time. This is an old tradition of the program group.

??The venue for the Live was confirmed early in the morning, and the tickets had been released for several days. As a result, the morning of the performance was fine, but the clouds began to gather in the afternoon, and it looked like it was going to rain.

?? This is the same as the magical law of the school sports meeting. Before and after the sports meeting, there must be clear skies, and there must be heavy rain on the day of the sports meeting. The program group was watching the weather forecast at the time, and it was also the outdoor stage that was broadcast on sunny days. As a result, this magical law still makes people Maddeningly true.

??Nowadays, changing the venue and changing the time is a huge expense, not to mention a large number of fans from other places, food, lodging, machine and wine all cost money. Once the time and place are changed, it will definitely cause large-scale protests. The program team I can only bite the bullet and pray, I hope this spring rain will not be so aggressive, but gentle and lingering, just like the recent two of their program group, please——

??Perhaps the prayers of all the staff of the program team played a role. Although the sky has been cloudy today, the rain has never stopped.They also advanced the admission time, entering at 07:30 and officially starting at [-]:[-], almost an hour earlier than the previous entry at [-]:[-] pm.

?? When Gong Huiyun's "Xiaoxi Rushui" group came on stage, the rain finally fell, but the rain was not heavy. Taking advantage of the gentle lights on the stage and the close-range and omni-directional sound, it was even more rainy. There was a hazy, romantic and lyrical atmosphere. The audience all wore raincoats and felt more enjoyable. They all shouted for the program crew not to stop, they can!

??Then FAST took the "Colorful? World" group to the stage, and the rain was a little heavy, but this was a super-burning rap song. I also rewrote the words and replaced the English words with more down-to-earth Chinese words. It can be heard that I have carefully practiced my pronunciation.

??The audience is very infected by the spirit of this group, their hearts are surging, the soul of the middle school burst out, waving the light sticks and jumping to the rhythm, wishing to shout to God: the rain can be bigger ——!

The more miserable one is the "Honey Sparkling Wine" group brought by Ou Zilin. This is a cute and sweet little love song. Ou Zilin originally planned to wear a fluffy white princess dress and sit by the piano, playing the piano elegantly and reservedly, but it was her turn When they were together, the rain became heavier and heavier, and her skirt was wet.

??She had to wear a wet skirt and a raincoat, and tried to play the piano under the umbrella of the staff. Because the rain made the keys too slippery, she accidentally played a few wrong notes.

??Ye Yuge and Hang Sheng were in her group. Originally they were wearing white suits, top hats, and holding canes. They were going to have a beautiful tap dance on the stage. Unexpectedly, the stage was too slippery, and Hang Sheng fell on the stage. After Ye Yuge saw the dog chewing mud, he never dared to let go of his movements to jump. Although he didn't slip and fall, he jumped with fear, and the whole stage had no sense of beauty at all.

??When they left the stage, the staff of the program team looked left and right, and they were already struggling: it was raining so hard, should we let the last group play?Come on, the stage is so slippery, don't let all the dogs gnaw on the mud later and cause stage accidents; don't go on, the front stage has already finished performing, only this group is missing, and almost half of the audience is directed at their group Come on, if it rains for so long and the last short notice is canceled, won't they really be smashed to death by Rotten Tomatoes? ?

?? "Let's go up," one of the team members took the initiative, "Our group doesn't have many dances, we will pay attention to our feet, so we shouldn't fall so badly!"

?? "Besides, we are racing cars, and we have to have that kind of momentum in this environment," another team member waved his arm, "Burning!!"

?? "But..." The staff is still hesitant: Performing in the rain is not only about not falling down, but also the stage makeup may be smeared, the earbuds are easy to fail, and because the heavy rain blocks the line of sight, the tension between the players on the stage Coordination is also affected...

"Come on." Li Qiao stepped on one side of the chair, tied the straps on his legs, and straightened up, "I think we can do well."

"Then..." The staff turned their gazes to Shen Yan, waiting for his final instructions.

"Didn't he say it?" Shen Yan raised Li Qiao's chin slightly and smiled, "I think so too."

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??The spectators in raincoats were still waiting eagerly in the heavy rain like water whips, unwilling to leave: the group they were looking forward to the most hadn’t come out yet!

??Although the rain is so heavy, the temporary cancellation of the performance is understandable, but they have waited for so long and endured for so long. If they still don’t see it in the end, they will definitely be disappointed!

??But the rain is really getting heavier. Don't talk about singing and dancing like this, it feels like opening your mouth is enough...

??The audience looked at each other and wiped the water off their faces: ...or else, forget it?

??The big screen above their heads suddenly lit up!

??The eyes of the audience also lit up: This is the practice and rehearsal footage that must be broadcast before each group's performance. Does this mean that the last group will not give up and they plan to go?

??The big screen was officially turned on, and began to play the rehearsal clips of the group of "Extreme Evil Lingering" this week.

??And under the big screen, a group of "Extremely Evil Lingering" team also stepped onto the stage.

?? Facing the storm, they wore racing suits that stretched out their graceful body lines, and walked out under the bright and changing big screen, like a row of snow-white fish, swimming into the sea of ​​stars facing them.