Demon Zun dressed as draft cannon fodder[Transmigration Book]

at the same time.

?? "Law Gibran has the official protection of the beautiful country,? Our people chased him to the beautiful country, and only briefly controlled him with magic in a bar half an hour ago."

?? The young man surnamed Wu bowed his head and said, "But he didn't say anything useful. He and Pei Xiao spent less than five hours in total. There were just a few words repeated over and over: beautiful, cold, superb medical skills, Can swear,? He is even considering whether to give up the beautiful country business,? Go to Huaguo to pursue Pei Xiao... 10 minutes ago, the police in the beautiful country noticed it, so we had to let him go."

??Lu Wen sneered, seemed to find it absurd and bored: "The pretty country guy wants to be beautiful... Is there no new news in China?"

?? "The Chinese Academy of Sciences is still tight-lipped? We checked the Chinese University of Science and Technology again. No one knew Pei Xiao at all. Two of them claimed to be classmates. Later, they thought they were interviewed by a TV station. I want to cheat out of the filming fee."

"So, Pei Xiao seems to have jumped out of a crack in the rock?" Lu Wen chuckled, lit a cigar, and a "medical exchange" was still playing repeatedly on the projection screen opposite him In the live video, the young man on the screen is wearing a sterile cap, a mask, a sterile surgical gown, and gloves.

??The projection was reflected on Lu Wen's face, sparkling like water,??His pupils showed a cold gray-black under the changing light and shadow.

??Xiao Wu is very reluctant to admit this, because it will show his incompetence as a subordinate,? But now, all clues have been interrupted, and he has to bow his head in frustration: "...Yes."

?? "Everyone who passes by must stay behind. This is illogical." Lu Wen didn't scold him, but just said something with emotion, and Xiao Wu didn't dare to respond.

?? Lu Wen lowered his eyes and looked at his legs. The end of the cigar was burning quietly, and a small piece of soot had accumulated.

??The handsome young man on the bed leaned over, trying to help Lu Wen brush off the soot, but Lu Wen dodged in an instant, and said lazily, "You don't need to dust off the cigars, don't you have any common sense?"

??The young man was embarrassed, withdrew his hand, and mumbled, "President Lu, I'm sorry..."

??He was covered with red marks below his shoulders and neck. After hesitating for a moment, he still acted coquettishly at Lu Wen: "You keep putting this, it's bloody, it looks so scary...I want you to accompany me .”

?? Lu Wen turned his head and glanced at the projection screen. Pei Xiao inside never deliberately looked at the camera. Only when the camera hit his face occasionally did he find a faint mole of tears under his eyes.

?? Just like this person, who looks unusually attractive, but actually clearly rejects people thousands of miles away.

??Thinking of this, Lu Wen didn't want to watch it very much, and said impatiently: "The remote control is at your hand, adjust it yourself."

?? The young man timidly responded, and picked up the remote control. He looked like a watery little rabbit, but he was actually quite picky. If you are interested, you have to drag the progress bar to see the middle and end, and you will only read it when you are satisfied, so you can't decide for a while.

?? Lu Wen was disturbed by the shaking, and was about to ask his bedmate to turn off the player, and then asked Xiao Wu to carry him to bed. The two of them had a workout and forgot everything. Flying flashing butterflies enveloped the entire stage, and after a while, the trainee in the center raised his head, his long black silk-like hair was fluttering, and the makeup under his eyes was like a thick black tear stain. , soul-stirring.

?? "Haha, Mr. Lu... really like this talent show." The young man didn't understand what kind of video it was at the beginning, and dragged the progress bar to the middle to realize it. This should be the one that the people have been discussing recently In the talent show "Idol Live 101", it is said that Lu Wen also went there as a mentor.

??He himself is a young actor running the crew, so he doesn't have time to watch these, but when he saw the bewitching beauty standing in C, he knew that this was probably his "competitor". He joked embarrassingly, Just as he was about to change it quickly, Lu Wen suddenly stopped him: "Don't move!"

??It was rare for him to use such a harsh tone. The young man was so frightened that he didn't dare to move immediately, but the screen continued to play, the flashing butterflies disappeared, and the five beauties with different styles on the stage were dizzying. These are five men. At this moment, they cannot distinguish between male and female from their eyebrows and eyes. They can only feel the beauty rushing towards their faces, as if they are experiencing an illusion.

??The young man was fascinated unconsciously, but Lu Wen grasped the armrest of the wheelchair with his ten fingers, feeling his heart beating faster, and the blood in his whole body was rushing rapidly——

??All the audience thought that this performance was a combination of makeup and special effects, but Lu Wen had yin and yang eyes since he was a child, and when he grew up, he was exposed to countless mysterious secrets. Know.

?? He was at the scene at that time, and he clearly felt the fluctuation of spiritual power, otherwise he would not be so excited and out of control.And when he pestered Li Qiao afterwards, the other party could easily block his tricks and expose the cover-ups he set up, which was enough to prove that he definitely had real skills.

?? It's just that people in the Taoist sect are not the same as genius doctors. Lu Wen has seen too many Taoist priests who are really capable, but they can't heal his legs, so he was not so determined to win Li Qiao.

??After the appearance of Pei Xiao, who is superb in acupuncture and moxibustion, his attention was quickly shifted from Li Qiao, so that he devoted all his resources and went all out to track down the whereabouts of "Pei Xiao".

??However, just like his firm belief that "everyone walks must stay behind", can someone really appear out of thin air and evaporate from the world, leaving no trace from the beginning to the end?He was still puzzled before——

?? As long as it is another person, another identity, who normally lives among the crowd, it makes perfect sense.

"Xiao Wu," Lu Wen immediately ordered, "Go and find out where Li Qiao was and what he was doing on the day of Pei Xiao's match. Yes, don't miss it!"

??Xiao Wu finally had a backbone again. Hearing this, he heeled together and said loudly: "Yes!"

?? The young man on the bed was stunned. He didn't know what happened, so he turned his head to look at Lu Wen in a daze.

?? Lu Wen was in a good mood, sitting in the wheelchair and hooking his hand at him, the young man immediately came up obediently.

?? Lu Wen rubbed the hair on the back of his head, the young man flinched slightly under his palm, but trembled and did not dare to run away.

"Little rabbit has merit," Lu Wen took out the cigar and stuffed it into his mouth. The young man didn't know how to smoke at all, and he almost choked up tears suddenly, but he didn't dare to spit out the cigar. His snow-white teeth tried hard to bite the cigar. body, with a small wet mark, "I will reward you."

?? *

?? "Rational discussion, which one do you think is the better reward for the escape?" "

?? On the largest fan forum of Ouzhi, there is such a post.

??At the beginning, I didn’t care about the reply, and replied: “Isn’t the landlord asking nonsense, a FMCG ambassador and a mobile phone endorsement, what’s the point?”

??Unexpectedly, the landlord directly refuted a large paragraph:

??【There's no need to follow everyone's advice. As a passer-by, I think yogurt is better.First of all, the sponsor's father is more enthusiastic and actively interacts with fans. He shoots a lot of materials, and Ye Yuge forwards any news to support him as soon as possible. This treatment is comparable to that of a spokesperson, right?I think Yogurt’s former spokespersons are relatively big, and Ye Yuge hasn’t debuted yet, so I can only give it to an ambassador. When Ye Yuge debuts, promotion to the spokesperson is just around the corner.

??Secondly, why look down on FMCG?Yogurt is available in all supermarkets. As long as the picture of the ambassador is printed on the outer package, it is equivalent to a huge amount of advertisements. Anyone who buys yogurt can see it. Isn’t this face-scanning effect better than that of a mobile phone?

??And in the online fan exclusive link, there are also Ye Yuge's exclusive peripheral postcards and stickers. Fans can collect them for an extra ten dollars! BULO didn’t create a separate link for Li Qiao, nor did he make any peripherals. The level of care is obviously not as good as Ye Yuge’s. I think it’s not unreasonable to say that he only got the endorsement through the back door. 】

??The host speaks confidently, but the comments below still don’t give face:

??【Ye Yuge fans, don't pretend to be passers-by. Besides you fans, who knows if the gold master's father is enthusiastic about you and interacts with you? 】

??[Ye Yuge fans are about to go online after seeing the advertisements on both sides, come out with a small composition to win respect? 】

??The dissatisfied landlord replied: [Is the appraisal attribute interesting?The rational discussion I wrote in the title, you can say whether my analysis is reasonable or not, I think my expression is clear and logical, and Li Qiao's fans who can't do rational analysis can go out. 】

??Being labeled as a "brainless fan who can't do rational analysis" for no reason, Li Qiao fans who accidentally clicked in were furious:

??【? ? ? ? ?Mobile phones are better than yogurt, and spokespersons are better than ambassadors. Isn't this common sense?The landlord is so weird, I didn't know how to refute it for a while. 】

??【So whether the treatment is good depends on whether you want to chat with fans on the official blog or not?People's mobile phone official blog likes to be aloof and cool, isn't it? 】

??【The publicity of mobile phone offline stores and Diguang is not small. BULO used to give TVC to the spokesperson, not to mention that people don’t buy yogurt for food?Who will seriously look at who is printed on it? 】

??【Isn’t the single chain exclusive to fans?A bag of yogurt costs one yuan, and a mobile phone costs thousands of dollars. You can buy it on demand. What kind of single chain?Co-authoring you as a leek and acting as a sense of superiority? 】

??【As long as it is higher than your title, you are going through the back door, so sour! 】

??…

??Seeing that the floors are getting higher and higher, fans of Ye Yuge also rushed to the battlefield:

??【BULO used to be the spokesperson for TVC, you don’t even look at who the previous spokespersons are, they are all top-notch like Mr. Shen!Three keys cost ten yuan, how many keys does Li Qiao get?Li Qiao fans, wake up, stop daydreaming, and recognize your own status, everyone is the same draft idol, 180 line in the entertainment industry! 】

??【In the 101 drafts in the past years, there has never been a big-name endorsement during the game, not to mention the poor treatment of the brand. Isn't it normal to have doubts?Li Qiao's fans are just like Fan Jinzhongju. Once tied for first place, you will be soaring to the sky. Who cares about you?If you ask me, it's too kind to say that Li Qiao relied on Lu Chaijia to get through the back door. Why don't you give yourself the way when you have such a good thing?Li Qiao's endorsement must have come from the sponsor, and BULO was reluctant, that's why he didn't show good looks. 】

??【That can’t be blamed on BULO, it’s okay to call Li Qiaoka low, but the purchasing power of fans can’t beat it???You can’t even raise funds, the sponsor’s father certainly doesn’t have confidence in you guys~]

??…

??As fans on both sides continue to join the battlefield, the floors are getting higher and higher, and the owner of this building is a fan of Ye Yuge, who will often block and delete her comments that are not pleasing to the eye. Being dominated by Ye Yuge fans.

??The yogurt official blog seems to have glimpsed the whole process of this quarrel. Just in time for Ye Yuge's fans to announce that they have won a big victory, they released a product promotion photo:

??【Top yoghurt assists Almighty Idol, #泽雨yoghurt ambassador Ye Yuge# is online!

??When @传奇直播101_叶玉歌 meets the super delicious yogurt gentleman, what kind of cute expressions and foodie exclusive actions will they show?Click [link] to enter Zeyu online flagship store, buy chlorophyll exclusive fan gift box, and get free exquisite postcards and stickers when you buy it!If you purchase more than 10 Chlorophyll Baby, you will also get a chance to draw a photo signed by Xiao Yezi~~ [Picture] x9]

??The official blog posted nine pictures. In the pictures, Ye Yuge leaned against a huge yogurt model and held a box of yogurt in his hand, making various salivating expressions.

?? In the picture, Ye Yuge's makeup and hair are exquisite, and the clothes match the same color as the yogurt box. Although the various exaggerated longing expressions are slightly stiff, they are at the normal idol level. With Ye Yuge's face, you can also say that it is harmonious and beautiful .

??Click on the link provided by the official blog, and there are two small videos in it, which are the sideshow clips of Ye Yuge when taking these photos. The total time is more than 20 seconds. Fans can't wait to rush forward to boast:

??【Thank you, the patron father!Dad is really kind, rush, buy him a hundred boxes! 】

??【#泽雨泡油大者叶玉歌# Wow, there are still small moving leaves to see, so happy!The way the baby clumsily poses is so cute woooooooo~]

??【The lighting and make-up are all good. The patron’s father is so hardworking. He has already saved the picture for collection. I will lick it a hundred times when I get home! 】

??…

??Ye Yuge's fans happily collected the pictures, and reopened the forum smugly, intending to take advantage of the east wind just now, to laugh at Li Qiao and Li Qiao's fans, so as to vent their grievances during this period of time.

??Unexpectedly, when they opened the forum homepage again, they were dumbfounded, because at this time the forum homepage was scrolling with various titles that they could not understand:

?? "I'm fucking dead!" "," Zhang Muxu is awesome! ! ", "The Big Five Are Really the Big Five", "How can I ask Zhang Muxu to shoot my idol? ", "My idol will probably not be able to touch the top five in this life, I will cry bitterly for the beauty and prosperity that I may miss"...

??Ye Yuge's fans were stunned: They knew Zhang Muxu, and they also yearned for the five major magazines, but why was the fan forum of one of their talent shows suddenly full of him?This is just like a pickled vegetable and salted fish forum suddenly arguing about which French restaurant is more orthodox...

??Who secretly photographed the top five fashion magazines before announcing it?Impossible, with the celebrity status of the draft idol, it would be good to be able to shoot a cover of the top five e-magazines when he first debuted, but Zhang Muxu never cared about e-magazines!

??They refreshed the homepage of the forum anxiously. In the end, the notice in their fan group gave them a clear answer:

??【BULO released Li Qiao’s TVC commercial, which is a bit amazing. It has been reposted tens of thousands of times in 5 minutes. It will be popular searched soon. The copywriting team is sorting out the copywriting. Please pay attention to the announcement in the group and be ready to respond to the tweets control review. 】

?? *

??Xuan Ru, as a support team, received a notice from BULO early in the morning, saying that a promotional video will be released at 7:25 this afternoon, and I hope fans will cooperate.

??The so-called cooperation means that the brand official blog needs KPIs, so fans are generally required to prepare in advance. Once it is released, a large number of comments and praises will be immediately followed, and strive to become popular, so as to achieve the desired publicity effect of the brand.

??So sometimes, when fans make data, it’s really not that they are addicted and have to post [-] times on Weibo, but that the brand’s father has KPI requirements. If they fail to meet, idols will be despised. Can't finish it? It seems that there are not many fans, so I won't look for him in the future." For the future of their idols, fans can only bite the bullet.

??And the fan club has a little resentment towards BULO this time: the official blog is not as friendly as others, and the treatment is not as good as others. Even if they all shoot advertisements, the beauty of their idols is generally boasted by themselves, and there is nothing to argue about Come on, it’s okay to make data for it now, but the KPI requirements are still so high?

?? A little want to strike how to break!

??Xuan Ru's mentality is not bad, and she has been persuading in the support group: BULO is a real industry, and the hires in the past were all top-notch. Maybe she didn't adapt to the twists and turns of the show circle for a while. The data KPI is set high, which means Take us as top class!We live up to each other's expectations, and we will definitely get better and better in the future!

??After her persuasion, the fans in the group cheered up, prepared the copywriting and trumpet, and prepared to sprint for the KPI.

?? At 7:25 in the evening, BULO really posted a new Weibo: "BULO? N97 series spokesperson, Li Qiao - the light is very close, and the future is not far away. Shooting: Zhang Muxu; makeup, hair and clothing: Zhang Muxu; post-production: Zhang Muxu. [Video link]”

?? Fans took a look, it’s okay, I didn’t say "buy ten mobile phones and you can get signature photos of idols". This kind of cutting leeks means too naked, but it’s too simple!It’s full of copywriting and nine grids, you only have two or three lines, and half of the two or three lines are introducing the behind-the-scenes personnel of the video——

??Hey, there is a video, it should not be too long, can I watch it first and then comment and like it?After all, the KPI to be completed this time is a big project, let me take a sip of Jojo before doing it!

?? Fans opened with curiosity.

??...then they couldn't get out.

??The beginning of the video is an extremely common, even a bit old, small room. The fabric sofa and the radio are covered with embroidered dust-proof cloth, and the music is babbling, and there are hand-sewn There is a storage bag for him, and there is a fish tank on the table, with a few small fish swaying in it.

??The picture is an old gray tone, and the background sound is only the rustle of the radio, until the doorbell rang, and a clear boy answered from the room: "Come right away!"

??The doorbell turned into a brisk and pleasant piano melody, and the boy who answered came out of the house.He looked like he had just showered, with black hair wet against his cheeks, a towel draped over his head, and a loose white tank top.

??It is obviously a white hurdle vest that can be seen everywhere on the street, and the old man owns it, but it is different because of the boy's almost perfect body proportions. The butterfly bones were about to fly, and the lines suddenly converged at the waist, so thin that the loose white vest was put on him like a banner.

??The boy walked all the way to the door, opened the door, and took a box from the other party.The towel was still draped over his head, and he seemed to be confused about what it was, resting his chin against a corner of the box, and unwrapping it as he walked back.

??The little fish bumped into the fish tank with a "boom", and he was startled. The mobile phone that had just been unpacked fell into the fish tank with a plop.

??The young man hurriedly stretched out his hand to reach it, and the fish tank seemed to suddenly become infinitely deep, dragging him into the water in an instant.

??The snow-white towel floated backwards along the water, and the boy struggled to open his eyes in the water.

??The phone screen lights up, and all the colors in the picture burst out in an instant!

??Thousands of clear blue and cold blue waves intertwine and surge, pink fish swim by, spit out transparent and shining bubbles, coral branches are as bright red as agate, but the most impactful is still the boy who finally appeared Face.

??His face is very close to the phone screen, and the audience can almost see the flawless pores on his face. The screen's glimmering light is reflected in his tea-colored pupils. The end of his eyes is deep and delicate, which looks extremely clear and wet Lu——with the blink of his eyelashes, the hearts of the audience couldn't help trembling violently!

?? Various scenes are constantly changing on the screen of the mobile phone: high-rise buildings, bustling street scenes, a sea of ​​city lights extending in all directions, a concert with tens of thousands of people waving fluorescent sticks... and the young man seems to be deeply attracted, holding his mobile phone tightly , in the rapid changes of these scenes...

?? It wasn't until he took a sip of water, tilted his head and coughed several times in embarrassment, that it made people feel distressed and remembered that he was still soaking in the water at this time!

?? Grabbing his hair with one hand, he suddenly lifted him up.

??The audience was originally full of anger at the rough actions of the visitor, but they were dumbfounded when they saw his face clearly.

"I knew you would like it," Li Qiao, who was wearing a haute couture suit and leaned against the table with his long legs crossed, hooked his sunglasses with his white fingers and smiled slightly, "Because I do too."

?? The boy who had the same face as him raised his eyes, and the water droplets flowed down the ends of his hair and into the back of his neck. The wetness outlined a slender bone awl.

??The screen stopped abruptly at this moment, and the promotional slogan of BULO's new series of mobile phones slowly emerged in the darkness: the light is near, and the future is not far.

?? *

??The creative idea of ​​the advertisement is that the self ten years later will treat the mobile phone as a gift to the self ten years ago. The mobile phone symbolizes a new world and a broad future, full of hope and color, without too complicated plot design, and the duration is not too long. To 1 minute, the scene picture is simple, and the characters are extremely streamlined——

?? From the beginning to the end, Li Qiao was the only one!

??But such a simple advertising video left a deep impression on everyone who clicked on it. Whether it is the melody of the soundtrack, the adjustment of light and shadow, and the color matching, it is just right. The most amazing thing is that Li Qiao did not The contrast between the pure, ignorant, uninhibited and wild youthful spirit in one minute, and the publicity, bright, and high-spirited idol star who appeared in the last five seconds.

?? Fans were full of thoughts "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh", watched it more than ten times before exiting the video with shaking hands:

?? My Jojo is amazing!I'm fine again, I'm fully charged, come on, I'm willing to do data to make my hands sore, rush for KPI! !

??Then they discovered that the number of retweets and comments on this Weibo had exceeded [-], and the number of likes had exceeded [-], and every time it was refreshed, it was rapidly increasing in units of thousands.

?? Fans: ? ? ?Whoever bought the data, stop now! !