Demon Zun dressed as draft cannon fodder[Transmigration Book]

When Li Qiao was about to open the door of the hotel room, Shen Yan just happened to be making his finale appearance, and the system rebroadcasted it to him.

??The song Shen Yan sang was also called "The Allure".

?? "It is said that infatuated tears will fall into the city / The world will become deserted when the neon lights go out."

??Shen Yan stood alone on the stage, holding a vertical microphone. The dance beauty of the party bloomed countless colorful flowers in front of him and behind him, reflecting the brilliant light on the stage, and making his profile dizzy in the light and shadow .

?? "The barrage is knocking cp." The system said happily, "They said that Shen Yan singing this song is like confessing to you from a distance-although no one really believes it, but it's over if you hit it! "

?? "The completion rate of side missions is 2%,? Tsk tsk, master, you can't do it,? So far, all the progress of the missions have been obtained by relying on positive attack and active posting..."

?? Li Qiao's hand holding the room card stopped above the door lock for a while, and he finally came back to his senses and sneered when he heard this: "Who are you saying can't do it?"

"Master, you got it wrong," the system immediately closed its eyes and knocked on the wooden fish. The dusty cloak made it look more like a little monk with no desires. Do not care!"

?? Li Qiao snorted,? Don't care about it, the room card moved down,? There was a "beep",? He raised his hand and pushed the door open.

??With the room card connected to the power supply, ?the hotel room was instantly lit up, and ?also let people see the bright red roses all over the room.

?? On the ground - branches of flowers layer upon layer, burning with dew, even Li Qiao's bed was covered with rose petals.

?? "Wow, wow!" the system shouted, holding its face, "Is this a surprise prepared for the real attack, like the plot in the novel of Mr. Ba,? It's so romantic!"

?? "How is it possible." Li Qiao said, "It's not his style to be so exaggerated, he should also know that I don't like this."

??The expensive and romantic roses all over the floor were randomly kicked to both sides by Li Qiao. He walked to his bed and picked up a card from it.

?? "—A spring breeze blows, and the flowers are thicker and thicker. Lu Wen respectfully."

?? "Hey~ It turns out to be the real overlord, no wonder he made this move." The system instantly turned disgusted, "Why is he here again? Didn't the master throw all the flowers he sent into the trash can?"

??After San Gong, Lu Wen came to see Li Qiao several times, but Li Qiao had good ears and eyesight. As long as he didn't want to see him, Lu Wen couldn't stop him.Later, Lu Wen simply changed it to sending flowers, and gave bouquets of champagne, roses, lilies, and tulips over and over, but Li Qiao threw them all into the trash can without hesitation.

?? After two days of silence, he unexpectedly reappeared lingeringly.

?? "This disabled boss is quite literary." The system tutted, "The master is so charming, he used to look at you with that malicious look, but since he saw a performance with his own eyes, he has fallen in love with you now !"

?? "Pursuing me and having malicious intentions..." Li Qiao stretched out his hand and flicked lightly, as if he was flicking away the accumulated water on the umbrella. However, several lingering sheets flew out of his bed in an instant The talisman paper with the purple-black aura flew halfway, and the evil energy on it was sucked away by Li Qiao, and they all fell to his feet with fatigue, "Are you contradictory?"

?? "Fuck!" The system was shocked, "He actually used romantic flowers as a cover-up, it's really bad!"

?? "He also needs to have an accomplice."

??Li Qiao had just finished speaking in her heart, when she heard the sound of the door beeping behind her, Chao Nan walked in carrying a bag and rubbing her hair. Facing the roses all over the room, she was at first confused, then surprised, and finally envious. The whole expression changes smoothly and naturally: "Li Qiao, who gave this to you? You are too charming!"

??Li Qiao turned around and raised the corners of his mouth at him, and at the speed that Chao Nan couldn't react at all, he choked his neck with his hands, causing him to hit the door panel with a "bang"!

??Chao Nan was strangled from the neck to the head—in an instant, the blood was not enough, his face almost turned into a liver color, he was struggling, his face was full of innocence and accusation: "You, what are you doing! You are crazy, I Looking for a guide..."

"I warned you." Li Qiao's fingers were as cold as ice, he said, "It's you who don't cherish the opportunity."

?? "I was too lazy to talk to you—" Li Qiao said casually, "But if you do it, you still have the nerve to appear in front of me, and even act for me. It's really disgusting."

?? Chao Nan knew that he couldn't get away with it, so his eyes finally turned cold. Li Qiao hated seeing this kind of eyes the most, so he let go of him casually, and let him fall to his knees, coughing desperately, choking up his nose and tears Out.

"You came back, do you want to witness the result with your own eyes?" Li Qiao raised his fingertips flatly, and the purple and black talisman papers scattered on the ground immediately moved without wind, and after flying around Chao Nan, they fell one after another, falling on him like snowflakes , "I'll send you off."

?? Chao Nan personally directed these evil things to be put into Li Qiao's bed board through a video call, and also provided his own breath for Lu Wen's people to cover up their tracks.The people Lu Wen invited all had sinister eyes and strange clothes, they didn't look like good people. Even if Chao Nan didn't know what they did to Li Qiao, he was instinctively terrified of these things.

??He slapped his arms and thighs desperately, trying to let the talisman papers fall off, but they were like tarsal maggots, sticking tightly to his body. When the talisman papers fell onto the bare skin, they immediately seemed to grow It got in like an eye, and merged with his skin. If you want to tear it off, I'm afraid you can only tear off the flesh.

?? Chao Nan trembled with fear, struggled ho ho - after a while, begged Li Qiao for mercy:

"I'm sorry, Li Qiao, I really don't know what these are for, Mr. Lu just said that he wanted to give you a surprise... Li Qiao, please, please, please forgive me, I don't want to die……"

?? The system asked curiously: "Master, is he really going to die? Didn't you say that ordinary people can't be killed casually?"

?? "The evil spirit on the talisman is with me, so death is not enough. As for the other functions, only Lu Wen knows." Li Qiao said, "I don't want to get involved in cause and effect if I don't kill, but like him, he uses magic to harm people first. , being countered by the other party, he will reap the consequences of his own death, and he can't blame others."

?? Li Qiao didn't want to pay attention to Chao Nan's begging for mercy, and also felt that this room was unlucky, so he turned around and was about to open the door and go out.

?? "What's so great about you!!"

?? Chao Nan fell into despair, and finally broke out completely, hissing loudly behind him, "Even if you know these pretentious things, you are still the same as me, the idol idol at the bottom of the circle, the lowest A despised bug!"

"You really have these abilities, why don't you go to win glory for the country, save mankind, and take revenge on me?!" The more he said, the more he felt that he was reasonable, as if all the broken self-esteem came back together, " You can only cover up and hype yourself by means of shady means, why don't you just fight for the bottom-most position like me!"

?? "Who told you that idols are the bottom?" Li Qiao put his hand on the doorknob and said suddenly.

??He didn't want to talk to Chao Nan anymore, but the other party's hoarse-"the bottom" made him inexplicably angry.

?? "After debuting, many idols either have works or have their own labels, and they have become more and more stable, reaching the point where no one dares to underestimate you. You are despised only because you have neither popularity nor works. "

?? "Who do you ask to define this 'bottom'? When fans vote for you day and night and only want to send you to debut, do they have the idea of ​​sending you to the bottom of the entertainment industry?"

"How much respect you can receive depends only on yourself, not the group you belong to." Li Qiao opened the door and said, "I will only hide in the group with pride and inferiority, and attribute all the pain and incompetence to the group label It can only prove that you are a coward who dare not face yourself."

?? Chao Nan knelt on the spot blankly, watching Li Qiao slam the door and leave.

?? *

??At seven o'clock the next day, when Guan Lai, Zhang Fei, Senior Colonel Chen and others came to Yanjing No. [-] Hospital, they were all dumbfounded in the face of a beautiful young man wearing a sterile gown who came out of the teaching demonstration room.

?? "Pei, Pei Xiao..." The new identity arranged by the state for Li Qiao is called Pei Xiao, a doctor of medical science, 29 years old, a native of China.

Guan Lai, who is working, and Guan Lai, a playboy, look exactly like two people. However, facing Li Qiao's superb disguise at the moment, he still couldn't help admiring. He struggled to call out Li Qiao's pseudonym: "You Isn't it impossible to say?"

?? After a brief exchange with the doctors behind Li Qiao, Senior Colonel Chen also said in surprise: "Did you watch the late operation here?"

?? "Can't sleep, just come and have a look." Li Qiao took off the sterile cap, and it was rare that even he broke into a sweat, and the ends of his black hair were shining with water.

?? Senior Colonel Chen and the others had given him the authority to use the operating room long ago, but Li Qiao just kept pushing his laziness and didn't come over.After leaving the hotel last night, he thought that since he was idle anyway, he might as well come and observe—do some practical exercises to improve his proficiency.

??He doesn’t need to do it himself, his current state of spiritual consciousness guarantees that he can completely control his physical body. Even the most stable surgeon’s hand always trembles at a frequency of 0.01%, and Li Qiao only needs his spiritual consciousness to release it. Command, even if it is forever, his fingertips will not have the slightest fluctuation.

"You, do you have enough energy?" Zhang Fei asked nervously, "Why don't you hurry up and sleep for a while before it starts?"

?? "&%#￥@...!" A group of blond foreigners came from behind them, and the tallest foreigner at the head raised his voice and said a word.

?? This man is about 40 years old, tall - more than meter nine, very handsome, the irises of his eyes are a kind of cornflower blue, - light blonde curly hair, with a humble smile on his face, but from his stand On the ground of Huaguo Hospital, but still speaking English loudly, his unruly self-confidence is obviously deeply rooted in his bones.

?? "...I personally think that learning how to allocate one's energy is the minimum quality of a doctor." After the system translated, he jumped up, "Who is he?"

??The voice of the system cannot be heard by outsiders. Of course, Colonel Guan and Senior Colonel Chen also understood what foreigners said, and their expressions suddenly became ugly.

??This medical exchange was under the banner of diplomatic relations between the two countries, and the foreigners followed behind—a group of people holding cameras. They could not swear, and could only hold their breath: "Mr. Gibran, our medical staff The work of the personnel does not seem to require your concern."

??Lao Gibran, the most famous genius surgeon in the beautiful country in recent years, graduated with a doctorate at the age of 25, and is [-] years old this year. He has handled tens of thousands of operations. The president personally awarded him a medal, hailed him as "the hand of God who guards the beautiful and strong".

?? Hearing what the two said, Gibran spread his hands and smiled, and naturally turned his gaze to the black-haired youth standing behind them.

??Maybe it’s because of staying up all night. The young man’s skin is pale, but his lips are bright red. Glistening beads of sweat fall on the ends of his black hair. Occasionally, a bead slips down the clear and smooth jaw and disappears in the In the collar of a light blue surgical gown.

?? "Pei, Xiao, right?" Gibran smiled, and finally spoke his first sentence of Chinese since he came in, although there were only two words.

??Although it is a question, but Gibran has confirmed his opponent this time: the mysterious surgical genius of Huaguo, who is not yet 30 years old this year. Even Zhang, the creator of that paper, is willing to do his work on the operating table. assistant.

??Hua Fang protected him very well. He had imagined various appearances of this person before, but the young man in front of him still surprised him.

?? "Pei Xiao" raised his eyelashes and gave him a very flat look.

?? Gibran realized that he still had a tear mole in front of his eyes, and he was about to fall.

?? At this time, he was both disappointed and, to some extent, ready to move.Gibran lowered his voice, bent slightly, and said in English next to "Pei Xiao"'s ear: "You look like a minor."

?? "Your country is so cruel to you, you are so cute, you should sit on my lap and act like a ragdoll cat, instead of bearing such a heavy responsibility and entrusting the fate of a country to You bear it."

??He covered his chest and said sadly and gracefully: "When you fail, your country and citizens may humiliate you and punish you. I have already heartbroken for you in advance, baby."

??Pei Xiao smiled, and gently uttered two words in Chinese: "Silly x."

?? Gibran couldn't believe his ears, he turned around and asked the translator:? ?What did he say? !

??When he came to Huaguo, it was impossible for him not to learn a sentence of Chinese, and he also asked for basic daily expressions. He was once taught this "stupid x" by a Chinese teacher in a joking manner, but he couldn't believe it no matter what. This word can be spit out from the mouth of this black cat-like slender and beautiful young man.

?? Translation: "..." Help! !

?? As for Guan Lai and Senior Colonel Chen, in order to maintain a serious and calm face at this moment, they almost had work-related injuries from holding back their laughter.

?? *

?? After a short confrontation, the two sides brought their teams to the door of the teaching demonstration room of Yanjing No. [-] Hospital.

??The teaching demonstration department is prepared for operation demonstration teaching. It is very spacious, but it also needs a sterile environment. The fewer people entering, the better.Gibran selected five assistants and two more photographers, then turned his head and signaled to the young man behind him: "Dear Xiao, it's your turn."

??Pei Xiao slowly put on his gloves, and still replied in Chinese: "I don't need it. Zhang and I are enough."

?? Gibran was surprised at first, and then felt that maybe the kitty's pride was at play, or that he had simply given up on himself. He shrugged and said, "Okay—Donahue, prepare to broadcast live."

??When they announced the news of the global live broadcast, they thought they would be strongly opposed by the Chinese side, and they prepared a series of negotiation conditions for this. Unexpectedly, after the initial protest, the Chinese side actually agreed to their fate. Only- One condition: The whole live broadcast must be jointly supervised by the two parties. It is forbidden for the beautiful country to intervene in the commentary, and leave it to the audience to judge for themselves.

??Gibron glanced at Pei Xiao's face, and whistled in his heart: Is it Huaguo's idea of ​​a beauty trick?Let the audience only focus on admiring Pei Xiao's beauty and forget to argue about winning or losing medical skills?

?? He touched his face narcissistically: In terms of appearance, he will not lose to this little black cat!

??Facebook and other platforms announced the time at [-]:[-], but at [-]:[-], the staff had already passed the debugging and started the live broadcast.

??The live broadcast was carried out on Youtomato, the world's largest video platform, and millions of people flooded in at the moment of opening.

?? This does not include a large part of the Huaguo viewers who do not know how to bypass the wall and temporarily watch the broadcast on domestic video websites.

?? "Hello? everyone."

??As a star scalpel who has been active in front of the camera all year round, Gibran is very comfortable facing the camera, and even blew a kiss in a cool way.

??Live barrage:

?? 【! !Law is still so handsome!As expected of the hand of God in our country, the dazzling beauty is like Apollo! 】

??【Oh, I love Lao Lao to death, Lao, come on, defeat the Chinese people who plagiarized our achievements! 】

??Under the propaganda of the beautiful country, foreigners, especially the people of the beautiful country, have already determined that the Chinese have plagiarized their academic achievements.

?? Occasionally, there are one or two Chinese barrages that have successfully overcome the wall, and they are also in a tone of resentment:

??【Fuck, the beautiful country is deliberately doing face-saving projects, and picked the most handsome one among the skilled ones?Nest really doesn't know how to do this, think about our middle-aged bald doctors and directors, they are about to be overwhelmed before they are more imposing...]

??The camera turned to Pei Xiao, who was wearing a sterile gown, a sterile cap, a mask, and a pair of glasses. The audience could only vaguely see his Moyu-like black eyes and straight nose bridge.

?? He glanced at the camera indifferently, lowered his head without saying anything, and ordered the assistant behind him, "0.5 lidocaine."

??The timbre is cold, like rings colliding.

??audience:"!!!"

??【I can't believe it, did Huaguo send a minor out? 】

??【The voice is a bit sweet, but the teeth are broken... Dare to come out to fight Lao when the hair is all grown??? ! 】

??【Hua Guo has just published his official information on the national website. His name is Pei Xiao, a doctor of medical science, and he is 29...29 this year? ? ! 】

??Even Huaguo netizens couldn't help but gasp when they saw these materials:

??【Although I am very pleased that our country finally knows how to engage in face-saving projects, and has hired a person with a very good appearance...But isn't tm an academic exchange! !Is it good to be handsome? !There is no mention of his clinical experience at all in the information. He just graduated with a Ph.D. at 29, and he has undergone several operations. How can he compare with a beautiful countryman who has tens of thousands of operations experience? ? 】

??【More than ten years younger than Gibran...Help, who doesn't know that the older the doctor, the more popular he is???Are the clinical experience and academic knowledge comparable to young people? ?I'm dizzy, he's handsome, he's going to be a star, don't mess up such an important national event, okay? ! 】

??【Calm down everyone, the country will definitely not play tricks on this kind of thing. Seeing this doctor Pei Xiao is also very calm. Let's give ourselves a little more trust first, shall we? 】

??…

??The people on the barrage were panicked, but they calmed down thanks to the appeasement of some rational netizens. The audience held their breath and watched the operation quietly on the screen.

??The "0.5 Lidocaine" that Li Qiao asked for is a local infiltration anesthetic. After it is injected into the skin, it will be easier to cut the skin later.

?? This step "Pei Xiao" and Gibran were doing almost at the same time. Pei Xiao's hands seemed steady, his eyelashes drooped, and his breath smoked out on the lens-a small piece of thin mist, which quickly dissipated. The audience is almost fascinated.

?? The caucasian man under Pei Xiao was only numb and still not asleep. He opened his eyes and looked at his face, and murmured in English: "Hey, I never thought I would see such a beautiful oriental beauty before I die. If I wait I'm going to die soon, can you let me kiss you?"

??The beautiful country requires that in order to ensure fair medical exchanges, the two parties need to provide patients and then exchange operations.Both sides are patients with advanced gastric cancer, and the previous plans have been declared invalid, and they can only rely on surgical resection of the tumor as the last hope.

??Pei Xiao's patient is a volunteer brought by Gibran from a beautiful country. He is an ordinary white man with no education. He receives unemployment benefits every day. It is already late when he is diagnosed. fight - put;

??The patient at Gibran's side is a young and powerful person in the Beijing circle. He got stomach cancer in his thirties. All kinds of non-surgical methods have been declared invalid. He heard from the inside that there was this "medical exchange" and volunteered to come. Dedicated to science, to be Gibran's guinea pigs.

??——Actually, from the sources of patients from both sides, we can also see the gap in medical strength between the two countries.

??Patients like Pei Xiao didn’t have much hope. Based on the principle that he was about to die and the oriental beauty was in front of him, he joked jokingly, hoping that the oriental beauty would not understand the face If he is confused, or blushed in shame and embarrassment, that can also give him a sense of accomplishment!

?? Who knew, Pei Xiao frowned slightly with his pretty black eyebrows, and said to him in Chinese: "Get lost."

??Patient: "..." I don't know why, I obviously didn't understand, but I seem to know that I was scolded! =A=

??As the operation progressed, the skin and subcutaneous tissue of the patients on both sides were cut open, exposing the inner muscles and peritoneum. Audiences from all over the world held computers and mobile phones and watched intently.

??To the audience's surprise, Pei Xiao's surgical techniques are not inferior to those of L. Gibran. His movements are neat and orderly. The most frightening thing is that his movements seem to be done without thinking at all. The patient's every— Every capillary is within his grasp.

??It took a long time, but Gibran's progress was dropped by a little bit. The gap was not big, but it was already an unimaginable blow to him.Sweat broke out from the tip of his nose, he couldn't help turning his head two or three times, and quickly looked at Pei Xiao's progress - he looked away again at Pei Xiao's progress.

?? However, Pei Xiao seemed to be completely immersed in the operation, and didn't care about the outside world at all, even stingy to respond from the corner of his eye.

??The bullet screen was full of discussions, discussing that this Chinese surgeon named "Pei Xiao" might not be as good as they imagined, Pei Xiao's assistant Zhang Jing handed over something, and leaving them stunned—

?? It turned out to be a piece of cloth covered with long and short needles!

??【I've heard of this before. It's a traditional Chinese medical technique called acupuncture!I heard that no matter what kind of disease you have, you just need to prick your body and you will be fine! 】

??【...This is really a medical technique, not a sorcery??No surgery, no medication, no resection of the lesion, just use a needle-prick?This is definitely pseudoscience! 】

??【Perhaps Doctor Huaguo pierced the patient's brain with a needle, so the patient would not feel the pain! 】

??In the eyes of foreign netizens, the large rows of stainless steel needles under the lens, no matter how thick or thin, all shone with a deadly cold light, which made people feel scalp numb.

?? And that Huaguo doctor named Pei Xiao actually pulled out a long needle that shone coldly, and was about to prick the Caucasian male patient's temple!

??The audience in front of the screen couldn't sit still anymore, and terrified and condemned:

??【This is the devil's medical skill!Pei's operation must be stopped immediately, he is playing with disregard of the patient's life! 】

??【He must be angry that our country exposed their despicableness, and decided to use this method to retaliate against us!Where is the beautiful country police, come and save this innocent man! 】

??Even the Huaguo netizens who climbed over the wall were stunned:

??【Day, integration of Chinese and Western medicine? ?I've never seen it played like this before, I'm from Huaguo and I don't even believe in Chinese medicine! 】

??【Could it be possible that the country insists that the academic achievements are original to our country, and dare to be positive because it is the result of the combination of traditional Chinese and Western medicine? ?What kind of god is this Pei Xiao? I used to be a medical student, why have I never heard of it! ! 】

??Foreign platforms and Huaguo Network are boiling together. They can't wait to close their eyes to the screen tightly, for fear of missing any moment.The beautiful country police that foreign netizens are looking forward to have not come in to stop it for a long time - Huaguo's PLA has long been armed with live ammunition and is guarding outside the operating room. There is an order from above that no matter what the situation, Pei Xiao's operation cannot be interrupted!

?? When Pei Xiao bowed his head and approached the patient's temple with a long needle, the man's huge body trembled like a delicate flower in the wind. He could not move because of the anesthesia, tremblingly begging for mercy:

?? "Sorry...yes, sorry..." He even tried his best to use poor Chinese, Chinese and English were mixed, the last sentence didn't follow the next sentence, and he didn't know what he said, "Please forgive me, forgive me kill me, don't kill me..."

"Don't be afraid." The white man thought Pei Xiao didn't understand English, but he didn't expect him to use unusually fluent English to comfort him this time.

"Don't you want my kiss?" Pei Xiao suddenly looked at him and smiled, covered by the mask, the white people could only see his long, narrow and beautiful black eyes, bending slightly coldly under the shadowless lamp, "Take it My kiss requires a price."