Demon Zun dressed as draft cannon fodder[Transmigration Book]

Li Qiao failed to give up the mission, but he was determined to kick it into a corner to eat ashes, isn't it just a side mission?Just pretend it doesn't exist.

?? For this reason, he unhappily stripped off the system's plush dinosaur suit, replaced it with a dusty little cloak, and stuffed it with a broom, trying to make it cosplay the disgraced little old teacher handyman.

??The system held the broom and burst into tears: "Master, I was wrong,? I don't dare to be cheap anymore..."

?? Li Qiao smiled slightly: "New year, new weather, the weather is getting warmer,? How can the master not give you new equipment? To avoid being said that I abuse the system."

??The system beeped, and pretended to be virtuous like a pissed off daughter-in-law and began to clean the space of spiritual consciousness, trying to soften Li Qiao's heart.

??Looking at its fat, white fleshy body, Li Qiao really thought that it would not be a bad thing to let it exercise more, so he simply regarded its humming as the background sound, and fiddled with the information flow in the consciousness space.

??Probably because the system was talking about side quests before,??The main page of the information flow stays on the CP super chat list on Weibo.

??Let’s not say,? People nowadays are really "everything can be smashed". On the CP list, there are idols from boy groups and girl groups, and on-screen couples who have acted in a movie together and have been bound by fans since then. Have you participated? Amateurs who are being matched in love variety shows, and there are even cross-species CPs composed of cats and dogs who are not even human!

?? Li Qiao saw that the number one on the CP list is a pair of on-screen couples from last year's popular idol drama. The man's name has "Wang" in his name, and the woman's name has "Azusa". Together they become "Wang Zai CP" . Next to the "Wangzai" super chat, it shows "106.1 million Wangzai milk",? Li Qiao quickly realized,? This shows that this pair of CP has more than 100 million CP fans——

??He searched the "Wind and Sunny" superchat that he had seen before, and it showed "5.9 sunbaths", and he was relieved:

??It was really a wise decision for him to give up this side mission. The finals are only three weeks away from now. The fans are [-] times different. It is impossible to catch up with other popular idol drama CP fans!

"That's not necessarily true, master," the system picked up a rag and tied it on his forehead, looking more and more like a small domestic worker, "The first thing to look at on the CP list is the activity level. Many fans of CP in this kind of drama are Zombie fans, as long as you try your best to send sugar with the real attack, Chaohua will reach a super high activity value in a short period of time, and it is possible to counterattack!!"

??Li Qiao: "..."

??He asked slowly: "Can you see my consciousness fluctuate?"

"No." The system said honestly, "But master, the information flow is provided by me. If you use your spiritual sense to read the information flow, it is equivalent to rubbing my brain nerves directly... People can't guess it. Difficult."

?? Li Qiao: "..." The veins on his forehead throbbed faintly, and he immediately withdrew his consciousness with a snap.

??The system realized that it was over, and rushed up to hug the foot of the bed again: "Master, master, I was wrong. They definitely didn't mean to spy on your consciousness. I promise that next time you scratch me, I won't be bothered and concentrate on cleaning it. ...Master, am I not your most caring little padded jacket? Not a little padded jacket, or a little pet? Not a little pet, not even a little slave—??"

??The system chanted and beat, burst into tears, small tears and small snot.

?? Li Qiao: "..." He really didn't intend to argue so much with the little slave, so he threw a pack of papers over, coughed, and changed the subject casually, "...Okay, speaking of it, Shen Yan's superstar and I Why is it called 'wind and sunshine'?"

"Oh!" The system caught the tissue bag thrown by Li Qiao, knowing that the host didn't care about it, wiped away tears immediately, and explained happily, "Because it's popular in the fan circle to make CP names like this, take two for each." A word in a personal name can be combined into a meaningful word or idiom, which seems to be more cultured~”

??It flashed its big eyes and said: "Like you guys, Shen Yan takes the word 'feng', master, you take the word 'Li', connect them together, 'feng', um, 'li', it will come out!"

?? Oh, so it is "wind" and "beautiful" on the sun.

??...Wait a minute, what is the wind and Li? ? ?

?? "System." After half a minute of silence, Li Qiao spoke.

??"Eh?"

?? "Can you take this super chat?" Li Qiao sneered with full sincerity, "Just use your hacking skills. If you hack it, you don't need to do housekeeping anymore."

?? "..." the system said, "Master, to tell you the truth, in the past five seconds, I seem to have fallen in love with doing housekeeping QAQ."

?? *

?? After getting out of the bad CP rankings, Li Qiao really needed to wash his eyes, so he clicked on his personal super chat.

?? His own Chaohua is really an eye-washing existence, but Li Qiao thought that like last time, beautiful pictures like "Dawn Dream" would occupy most of the pages of Chaohua, but this time, he was in Chaohua There are also many dazzling outputs in the words.

??Only from the aspect of painting hands, there are endless types of painting styles. There are gorgeous and bold beautiful watercolors, stunning and rich Western-style impasto, cute and cute Q-version villains, and just a few strokes. Very expressive sketch.

?? There are also various clips. The stage of "Allure" has been cut over and over in a fancy way, accompanied by various background music, and then some of Li Qiao's usual tidbits. Changing the bgm is a brand new style. A scissorsman still said in the introduction that he had voted for a popular barrage video website. Li Qiao followed the link provided by the scissorsman and found that these videos had a high number of views, the highest even reaching more than 500 million views. quantity.

??Li Qiao glanced at the barrage of the video site, and just after the opening scene, he swiped the screen full of "My friends listen to me, this is not good at all!!!", he frowned slightly, and continued to watch , and then found that it was followed by: "I closed it after watching it more than 600 times."

??Li Qiao: "..."

?? He used to occasionally read Weibo comments and super chats, but Weibo is more like dividing the world into small grids, talking about "enclosing the self-cute", and grouping fans and lovers together, so Li What Joe can see are more comments from his fans.

?? On a relatively more open and comprehensive video website, after a video is released, everyone passing by can poke it, play it, and post barrage comments, so Li Qiao saw a different kind of scenery this time:

??【I'm a man, I watched a boy group's stage hundreds of times and downloaded it. Is this normal? 】

?? [Stupid!This is what a hunk should see! ! 】

??【Before I clicked on this video, I thought I liked girls, but after I clicked on it, I realized that I just like pretty ones. 】

??【He sings really well, no, the legs are really nice! 】

??【Not only the legs, but also his face (behind women's clothing) is completely in line with my aesthetics. It is pure and royal, beautiful and cold. Now I really understand the "beautiful peaches and plums and cold as ice" written in the novel , Why is my goddess a man! 】

??【Gender doesn't need to be so stuck, maybe brothers can try chasing a boy group...】

??【I am directly confident, hi, wife! ! 】

??…

??The corner of Li Qiao's mouth twitched slightly: He designed the cross-dressing session, but he just felt that the stage needed extra surprises. In addition, inspired by the juniors of the Wu family, he felt that girls' clothes and skirts are very beautiful, and beauty is interlinked.Attracting people outside the target audience of the men's group was completely beyond his expectations...

?? He just quit this video site when he heard someone calling him: "Li Qiao!"

??Li Qiao opened his eyes and propped himself up, and found that Shi Shun was standing at the door.Li Qiao slept without locking the door, and Shi Shun only knocked twice before the door slid halfway open, so he stepped in with one foot, put one hand on the doorknob, and raised his head to call Li Qiao.

??Li Qiao rubbed her hair, sat up lazily, and said, "What's wrong?"

??The time when the performance has just ended and the new stage tasks have not yet been dispatched is often the time when the trainees are most leisurely and relaxed.

?? Li Qiao slept until the afternoon, and the others were probably not much different. At this time, the sound of walking in the corridor outside, the sound of basins and kettles colliding, and the sound of talking followed Shi Shun's opening the door, surrounded by the fragrance of certain foods. Entering, Li Qiao, who had obviously opened up the valley, felt hungry for an instant.

?? "PD Shen wants to invite all trainees to eat hot pot!" Shi Shun said.

??The film and television park is a closed training. A while ago, the contestants just went home to celebrate the New Year and ate delicious food for two days. As a result, Cheng Xiaoou said that many people were fat. In order to strengthen the idol's body management, they must control their diet.

??So there is only clear soup and little water left in the cafeteria for three meals a day, and there is not even a bit of meat, or it is more painful to say "get it and lose it" than never get it. , all when eating meat.

?? Shen Yan’s treat this time can be said to be on the heart of everyone. Even Shi Shun subconsciously wiped the non-existent saliva from the corner of his mouth when he said it, and said: "We will gather in the conference room of the training building in an hour. Let me tell you. Also, it should be broadcast live, you, don't forget to change your clothes."

?? Shi Shun has always been careless and heartless, so the situation where he is stuck even in speaking is particularly conspicuous in Li Qiao.While snoring lazily, Li Qiao raised his eyelashes slightly, and caught a glimpse of Shi Shun's Adam's apple rolling slightly, which seemed unnatural for a moment.

?? "Master, is there something wrong with the husky?" The system screamed, "No, I have a crush on him!"

?? "It's a bit strange, but I don't know why." Li Qiao said, "It may not be bad, just prepare your mind and observe more."

?? "Aww, okay, I'll monitor him later!" The system clenched its fists.

"Understood, thank you brother." Li Qiao smiled lazily at Shi Shun as usual, "I'll go find you after changing clothes later?"

??Shi Shun stuck at the door, and for some reason he was still for another two seconds, then touched his ear and said, "Oh, oh, good! I'll wait for you in my room!"

?? After Shi Shun left, when Li Qiao got out of bed and changed his clothes, he couldn't help but frown slightly: He has always felt that he has a good eye for people, and he trusts Shi Shun more, and he is classified as a friend. If Shi Shun has a problem , he will still be a little frustrated...

??Li Qiao took a shower, and found a black printed hooded sweater and a pair of washed white ripped jeans from the closet. Because the hair was carefully styled the night before, the mousse styling glue was applied too much. Woke up today not so meekly.

?? Li Qiao wanted to wear a peaked cap, but felt that there would be no place to put it in the room when it was taken off, and it would easily smell of hot pot, so he simply pulled up the hood of the sweater and went to find Shi Shun.

?? Shi Shun was taken aback when he saw him: "You, are you dressed like this?"

?? "?" Li Qiao was also taken aback.

?? With the growth of his cultivation base, his appearance is at least very close to the heyday of the demon king, not to mention.Speaking without any emotion, based on the number of times this face has caused him trouble since he was a child, he originally thought that his appearance was passable, so he wouldn't be shockingly ugly when he changed his clothes, right?

?? Li Qiao: "Not good-looking?"

"No no no, very handsome!" Shi Shun hesitated and said, "It's just a bit too handsome..."

?? Li Qiao looked puzzled, Shi Shun realized something, quickly cleared his throat, and added: "I'm sleepy and confused, talking nonsense here, don't take it to heart... The hot pot should have been cooked Let's go, let's go early, maybe we can grab a few more plates of meat!"

?? Shi Shun used to love to hold Li Qiao's shoulders very much, like a straight man and a good brother, but today he said "go, go, go" but only held Li Qiao's sleeve in his hand— — It shouldn’t be said to be grasping, the thumb and forefinger are holding the small piece of fabric, and pinching it gently——If you change the scene, you can directly send him to the embroidery competition.

??The system frowned, and waited for it: "Master, is he possessed by someone?"

??Li Qiao shook his head, and said in his heart: "I didn't feel the trace of seizing the house, it was more like being affected by something abnormal. This kind of influence is usually not limited to one person. Let's go, go to the conference room to see if other people have similar effects. Condition."

??Li Qiao went to the conference room... and found that there were not one or two similar strange works.

??In the last round, 35 players were eliminated. Wen Yihan withdrew and Yuan Ning made up for it. Finally, there were still 35 players.Among these people, Li Qiao had contact with about half of them. Except for the "Allure" team, as well as Shi Shun, Fang Bing, Zhuang Cheng, and Chen Wu, he was a little familiar, and most of the rest were just nodding acquaintances.

??And because his rise was too fast and too fierce, it is well known that he was sniped by fans collectively. Although it was fans who did it at that time, most of the players also chose to acquiesce——

??Battle royale survival battle, seize the opportunity to get rid of threatening competitors, Li Qiao can understand, and also feels that it is normal for these people to be hostile to him.

??But today is obviously in the range of "true and abnormal"——

?? As soon as Li Qiao entered the door, all the trainees already in the conference room paid attention to him, and those who were grabbing the fat cow, tripe, and shrimp slipped away, and sat back with a gentle face Seat, with both hands neatly placed on the lap, reserved as if attending a poetry meeting.

??Li Qiao was about to sit down, but someone opened the chair for him; there were vegetables and mushrooms in front of Li Qiao, and he replaced them with beef, mutton, pork and seafood as soon as he turned his head; Li Qiao wanted to try oysters, but someone asked Do you want to help him peel the shell? When I asked, the base of my ear was still slightly red...

?? Li Qiao said in his heart: "I have seen mirages in the Nascent Soul stage. The illusions they build are really hard for ordinary people to distinguish, but they shouldn't appear in this small world. Could it be that the spiritual energy will be revived and the world will be in chaos? "

?? System: "No, master, I don't think so..."

?? "Teacher Gong and PD are back!"

??Shen Yan went to invite other mentors and directors to come over for dinner. There were trainees guarding the corridor, and when they saw their figures, they rushed back happily to report.

?? Li Qiao was still biting a heart-wrapped fish ball. Hearing this, he accidentally bit down hard, and the juice in the fish ball splashed all over the person facing him.

??The man was wearing a white T-shirt printed with anime characters, and was secretly playing with his mobile phone under the table. When the juice of the fish balls hit his clothes, there was a clear trace of soup stains on the white T-shirt.

?? Li Qiao hurriedly stood up and pulled a tissue to him: "Sorry, let me pay for your clothes, or I can take it back and wash it for you..." Anyway, it's just a cleaning charm.

The man's face turned red for no reason. Seeing Li Qiao strenuously trying to help him wipe his clothes across the table, he quickly stood up: "No need, I can do it myself. The clothes are very cheap, and I don't need you." pay……"

?? Plop.

??His mobile phone fell into the steaming hot pot.

??Li Qiao didn't know whether his phone was waterproof, so he immediately reached out to scoop up the phone from the soup.Others only felt a blur in front of their eyes, and in the blink of an eye, Li Qiao had already held the steaming mobile phone in his hand.

?? "Sorry." Li Qiao made a decision, and almost instantly let the water on the phone evaporate and dry. He was afraid that he might not be able to control the size, and then burned someone else's circuit board, so he turned on the screen saver of the phone and checked it ,"do not worry……"

?? Then, he saw the content of the screen saver.

??The above is Li Qiao himself, to be precise, it is the last women's clothing limited to Li Qiao on the performance stage.He was sitting at the top of the white spiral staircase, the spotlight hit half of his face, and the skin of his eyelashes shone with almost transparent light.His long hair skirt curled in the wind, bright and indifferent, like a knife standing alone on the top of a mountain.

?? There is also a watermark of "Dawn Dream" in the lower right corner, which is clear.

?? The big boy opposite covered his face, sat down slumped, and cried bitterly on the shoulder of the person next to him.

??Li Qiao: "..."

?? System: "Master, I didn't finish talking just now. I personally feel that they all fell in love with you in women's clothes."

??Li Qiao didn't care about privacy anymore. She searched her mind and found the wechat chat record of this boy and a friend just now: "I've been having a bold idea since last night. Could Li Qiao be a girl?" Dressed as a man to sneak in? Don't think this is a bold idea, but it has already been recognized by many brothers, and now you are missing! What, you ask me for evidence? Look at the picture, this kind of shining beauty, men are simply Impossible to have it!!!”

??Li Qiao: "..."

"It's much easier to understand when you think about it this way." The system said, "Words that are on the verge of speaking, gestures that want to attract your attention but are reserved, efforts to express yourself in front of you, hands that want to touch and then withdraw... …Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

?? "- cell phones are prohibited during the game."

?? Shen Yan walked behind them at some point, and took the culprit from Li Qiao's hand, ignoring the crying face of the boy opposite him with a sinking face, "Confiscated, give me a warning."

?? *

?? Li Qiao had a hot pot meal that was tasteless.

?? No wonder even Shi Shun, the straight man of steel, has a strange attitude towards him. Dare to say "a bit too handsome" because he destroyed the glamorous goddess in his mind!

??The hot pot in front of him has changed the soup base again, stewed beef slices, shiitake mushrooms, baby vegetables, radishes and noodles. Wherever Li Qiao stretched his chopsticks, it was immediately clean, and no one dared to touch the chopsticks; however, a few seconds later , A lot of the same kind of food will be poured into the pot immediately.

?? Li Qiao's hand holding the chopsticks trembled slightly: He was not afraid of these people beating him, scolding him, and framing him before; instead, they coaxed him, pitied him, and cared about him carefully, which made him feel dizzy. numb--

?? "Does the phantom Gu have side effects?" He asked the system angrily in his heart, "How long does it take for it to subside?"

?? "Me, me." The system said coyly, "This belongs to the category of your metaphysics, I don't understand the scientific system~~"

?? Li Qiao dropped his chopsticks with a "slap": "I—" The people around were suddenly shocked: "What's the matter?" "It's not delicious? It's hot?" Hurry up!..."

??Li Qiao's face was stiff: "...I'm full."

??In the midst of "Ah, I'll take you back!" "No, no, I'll go if you haven't finished eating this plate!" Amidst the quarrel between you and me, Shen Yan put down his chopsticks and said coldly, "Sit down and eat."

?? When the instructor spoke, the audience fell silent for a moment.Only then did the trainees realize that this was still being broadcast live. Although the camera might not be able to capture them, they did seem to be a little obvious, probably because the PD thought they were not dignified.

?? "—I'll deliver it."

??...Original, was it cut off? ! QAAAQ!

?? *

?? Li Qiao felt that he didn't need to send it.

?? Not to mention that he is 1.8 meters three, he is a standard tall figure in any world, let alone his force value. With his current cultivation base, there are no monsters or demons in the entire small world who can tie with him. Will be more than one hand.

??However, even if he turned around, he could still feel the hot and longing eyes of the young people who were "in love". Li Qiao felt that it would only be more troublesome if he was ordered, so it would be better to use a good enough shield.

??Shen·shield·沨 took off his coat very smoothly and put it on Li Qiao, and said to the trainees: "Remember to go to exercise after dinner, pay attention to body management, and don't rush back to the dormitory."

??All trainees: QAQ

?? Live barrage:! ! !

?? "The real card is really on the road, he obviously wants to have a world with you, and he knocked it out." The system sprinkled flowers to celebrate, "Okay, the number of your CP super chats has exceeded [-]!"

??Li Qiao grabbed his coat with a blank expression: "Okay, I'm about to send you to Africa to dig coal."

?? But Shen Yan's words reminded Li Qiao somewhat. On the way back to the dormitory, he was staring at a small basketball court in the film and television park.At the end of winter and early spring, the basketball players on the court were all wearing basketball uniforms and shorts, sweating profusely, full of hormones during the collision.

?? He narrowed his eyes and poked Zi'er Wow all the way, now lying on the corner of the bed with tears in his eyes: "How much is a basketball skill package?"

??He raised his head and asked Shen Yan: "Can you play basketball? Can you take me for a walk?"

?? *

??When the trainees received the news from Shen Yan that they were going to play a temporary basketball friendly match, they were a little confused; When Li Qiao put on his sneakers, his expression cracked on the spot.

??...Give me back my goddess!

?? Get me back to normal quickly."

??No, no, how can we fight against the weak goddess?? !

??All the trainees felt pity on the one hand, but on the other hand they didn't take it seriously: Li Qiao must have acted in a fit of anger. With his slender limbs and snow-white skin, they would definitely win. The main concern was that if Li Qiao scratched his skin , how distressed should that be? !

?? With embarrassing smiles on their faces, everyone shook their heads and backed away.

?? Shen Yan stood aside and said abruptly: "Fight against him, and I will take the winning team with me abroad."

??Last time "Eight O'Clock Tonight" made the participating trainees look good, and it was broadcast during the Chinese New Year. The rest of the trainees were often asked by their family members, "Why don't you?", and they have long been envious , now hearing what Shen Feng said, I couldn't help but feel a little ready to move.

?? And Li Qiao continued to provoke: "Why, no one dares to be so cowardly?"

??Some people whispered "It seems that he really wants to fight", "Let's just let him go, let's win by a small score, don't make him cry"... Then he came out to answer, and sighed helplessly: "Come on, You must pay attention to safety."

??The corner of Li Qiao's lips curled up coldly, but he didn't speak.

??After one hour.

?? "100:0, don't fight anymore?" Shen Yan pressed the counter.

?? A certain trainee in the field heard this sentence, and his heart warmed up: PD really still cares about them...

??Shen Yan next sentence: "Li Qiao, you dunk so many times, don't your hands feel sore?"

?? Trainee: "..." Tears flowed down.

?? Li Qiao walked through the "corpse" lying on the ground in disorder, and rubbed his wrist casually: "It seems a little bit."

??The trainees who were lying on the ground exhaled more air than inhaled, too tired to get up: Yes, a little...? !

"How is it?" Li Qiao turned around and smiled casually in the sunset, "Is it like a woman disguised as a man? Is it normal?"

??Most of the trainees: Nodding like a pounding garlic, woo woo woo, we are awake!

?? A very rare trainee: He secretly took out his spare phone, lay on the ground facing the sunset, and snapped a photo of Li Qiao's profile.

??Of course Li Qiao noticed, confused: "What is this man doing?"

??System: "Maybe...his phone needs a new screensaver qwq."