Demon Zun dressed as draft cannon fodder[Transmigration Book]

The performance is like a big exam. Most of the trainees have practiced hard for more than ten days without sleeping and eating. No matter what the result is, they finally come to an end and can take a breath. On the second day of the performance, almost no one can Wake up before twelve noon.

?? Li Qiao also climbed over the wall and went out to practice swords at night. During the day, he either searched for information to check for omissions, or practiced with his teammates. In total, he didn't sleep for three days. Rao, he didn't need sleep,? At this time Spiritual consciousness also felt very tired,? Hastily drew a few post-it notes and slapped them on the bedside, and slept until the sun was high before waking up.

??He just woke up, and there was a short period of waking up. He put on a white hooded sweater and sat cross-legged on the head of the upper bed. .

?? "Li Qiao, Li Qiao...do you want me to bring you a meal?"

??Someone called him in a low voice. He looked down. It was Yan Yuanjia from Class F. He was tugging at the hem of his clothes. He was talking to him nervously.

??Li Qiao remembers this person, the first five announced in the first round of rankings,? At the time of live broadcast,? Li Qiao also refuted his speech in public,? He said, "I'm sorry to take your position,? I will carry you on my back continue to move forward with my dream", Li Qiao said, "People who need to make room for me can't win in this game"——

?? At that time, Li Qiao said that? There was a sense of shocking and attracting the attention of the audience, and he also rejected what Yan Yuanjia said before, but Yan Yuanjia didn't seem to hold any grudges against him at all. Looking up at him, there are still dots of expectation and tension in his eyes.

??Li Qiao stared at him in a daze, but still said, "You forgot? I'm allergic to the food in the cafeteria. No thanks."

"Oh..." With a slightly disappointed expression on Yan Yuanjia's face, he was dragged away by the trainee who was with him.

??Li Qiao's keen hearing can still catch another trainee's low-pitched complaint: "You are stupid, he will be able to go to Class A and Class B soon, who cares about being with you..."

??According to the rules, after the second round of rankings are announced, they will be divided into classes again. This time, they will be divided into classes purely based on popularity. Li Qiao is now in the top five. Even if the ranking drops by a few places, at least he can go to Class B.

??Yan Yuanjia also lowered his voice, but what he said was a retort: ​​"Don't say that, Li Qiao is not a person of that kind of power, he is really allergic, I forgot, I can't blame him!"

??In fact, not only did he not hold grudges against Li Qiao, he was quite grateful: Thanks to Li Qiao's shocking speech, he blocked all the firepower from the audience who were dissatisfied with Zang Shu's elimination. You must know that Yan Yuanjia is the 55th, In fact, he pushed Zang Shu down.

??And his strength is mediocre, because of his cute appearance and hard work, he has won the love of some fans and mothers. He neither has Li Qiao's speech EQ level, nor Li Qiao's strong heart to face bad reviews. If there is no Li Qiao Joe shifted his firepower, and it is estimated that he will be sprayed by the keyboard warriors and his mind will collapse.

??Ever since the ranking was announced and Li Qiao’s speech crushed him into scum, he secretly admired Li Qiao; after the performance found that Li Qiao’s progress was so fast and his strength was so strong, this admiration reached even more up the apex -

?? In the latest live broadcast, he was ranked 51, and the second round of the ranking announcement the day after tomorrow is basically a certainty that he will be eliminated.He looked at Li Qiao sitting on the bed with hair dazed, while feeling a little cute, and thinking that this might be the last chance in his life to talk to Li Qiao, so he leaned forward and stammered.

??——But he was still too anxious, and his mind was too stupid. He could even forget such an important thing as Li Qiao's allergies!

??Yan Yuanjia tugged at the belt of his clothes, feeling extremely annoyed.

?? "That, Yan Yuanjia? Wait a minute."

??Suddenly Li Qiao's clear voice came from the back of his head, and Yan Yuanjia almost pulled off the tape of his clothes at that moment: Li Qiao actually still remembered his little transparent name!

?? "When you come back from dinner later, pass by the convenience store? Can you bring me a bottle of Coke and a bag of potato chips?" Li Qiao seldom asked for things from others, and he felt a little uncomfortable. "Wait a minute, I'll give you some change..."

?? "Ah, no need!" Yan Yuanjia turned around, his whole body seemed to be lit up, showing a big smile, "I invite you to eat! Just wait for me, I will be back soon!"

?? "Don't worry, wait for me." Li Qiao lowered his head and pulled out another post-it note, scribbling on it for a while, grabbed the escalator and jumped out of bed, calling Yan Yuanjia to come over.

??Yan Yuanjia wore a pink rabbit sweater with two drawstrings under the hat and a loose kangaroo pocket on the front.Li Qiao stuffed the post-it note into the pocket of Yan Yuanjia's sweater, and patted it casually: "Here is a lucky charm, it is very effective, and you can wear it on your body when you have nothing to do in the future."

?? When Li Qiao drew the talisman, he lost a bit of spiritual power into it. This talisman does have the effect of ensuring safety and avoiding disasters, so he said it quite seriously.

?? As a result, Yan Yuanjia blushed when Li Qiao's hand patted her belly.

"...Did I do something ambiguous?" Li Qiao asked the system inexplicably as he walked back.

??The same mother-fetal single system is also scratching its head: "No wow... Oh, he must admire you too much, master!"

?? *

?? In fact, Li Qiao has recuperated his stomach and stomach a long time ago, and he is no longer allergic to food. It's just that he can eat bigu now, so he doesn't have to force himself to eat ordinary meals in the cafeteria.

??His love of junk food is purely about taste. In fact, it is a bit contradictory with "allergies". Fortunately, Yan Yuanjia was so excited that he bought it from the convenience store for him without even asking.

??Coke, potato chips, no new songs have been released yet, so there is no need to be busy with practice in the winter afternoon. It is undoubtedly the most suitable time to lie in bed and eat melons.

??Li Qiao didn't even need to hold the phone. While closing his eyes and resting his mind, he asked the system to drag out Weibo and various forum pages in the spiritual space, so that various information streams flickered alternately.

??Then Li Qiao saw a new topic on the hot search: #李乔沉沨#.

??Eat melons and eat myself.jpg

??Click on the trending search, and there are a large number of video clips, as well as shouting "kswlkswl", "ftjjbmw, I'll just take a sip, dbq!!", although Li Qiao has a strong spiritual sense, but I was temporarily incapable of interpreting this bunch of garbled codes, and continued to look down, and finally found the source of this incident.

??It turned out that this morning, Li Qiao's website "Dawn Dreamland" posted a new set of pictures.

??Because it is a live broadcast, we are not afraid of spoilers, so the program team also allows the station sisters to enter the venue with long guns and short cannons. At this moment, various fans have released several sets of stage pictures, some of which are of high quality and good shooting angles The "God Picture" with beautiful atmosphere has been reposted thousands of times.

??And "Dawn Dreamland" is Li Qiao's earliest website sister. The pictures are released quickly and the quality is high. Many new fans choose to follow her for the first time. Therefore, "Dawn Dreamland" has now become a fan with nearly [-] fans. big station.

?? "Dawn of Dreams" posted a set of Li Qiao's stage pictures last night, because the stage design of that stage was already relatively high-end, and Li Qiao also brought his own spiritual plug-in. After a while, it’s not much P”, but there is a bright, fiery, magical and illusory artistic conception.

??This set of pictures has been reposted more than ten thousand times thanks to the blessing of hot searches last night, making Li Qiao and Ye Yuge the only two popular contestants who have the "Ten Thousand Turns God Picture". There was another surge in the evening, and when she posted a new picture this morning, the new fans who were waiting for food saw it immediately—"!!!"

?? Posting "!!!" was not because Li Qiao's fans were so shocked by his beauty that he ran out of words or something, but because of another person in the picture.

?? This group of pictures is not about the stage, but after the performance, the rain has not stopped. Li Qiao is leaning on the eaves of the gymnasium, looking up at the sky, as if waiting for the rain to stop.

?? And Shen Yan stood beside him, handing him a bottle of mineral water.

??The two of them didn't act ambiguously, they didn't even meet their eyes, but "Dawn Dream" is so good at shooting:

??Raindrops falling from the sky, people either holding umbrellas or covering their heads and faces, hurried past them, taxis with yellow lights were parked on the side of the street, and traffic lights flickered monotonously.

??Li Qiao raised his head to look at the scenery, while Shen Yan was holding water in his hand, but turned his head to look at him.The street under the rain at night was softened and blurred by the long exposure of the station sister, and time and space were also frozen at this moment.

?? The accompanying copy has only one sentence: "The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day."

??Although the station sister of "Dawn Dreamland" gave Shen Yan a proper blur treatment, but in the artistic conception of this group of pictures, the proper blur appears to be more hazy and ambiguous, and he wants to talk.The direction of Shen Yan's eyes is not so clear, which makes it easier for people to make up their minds.

??Li Qiao's fans didn't dare to offend the instructor's fans. While speaking in a low-key manner, they didn't even dare to post their thoughts, while forwarding Weibo and frantically saving pictures.

??Of course, with Li Qiao's current attention, another set of Wanzhuan pictures has been quietly added. Certainly not everyone who sees the pictures has this tacit understanding. Passers-by screamed and reposted: "Day, these two are too pretty!"

??As passers-by boldly broke windows, some "mysterious gangs" lurking among fans of the show were also dispatched:

?? "Ah, why doesn't my forward button work?"

?? "The composition is so beautiful, let's turn to the composition."

?? "The colors are so beautiful, turn for the colors."

?? "People are so beautiful, turn around."

??After a series of deceptions:

?? "I can't hold it back anymore, they are too compatible, they are turned into medicine, and I'll forget it!"

??…

??Li Qiao didn’t understand until here. It turns out that there are some people in the fan circle who like male and male CPs. They like to compare "cute CP" to "taking drugs", which means addictive happiness like taking drugs. A series of titles such as "knock candy" and "knock cp" were extended. "kswl" is the pinyin abbreviation of "knock me to death", which is almost equivalent to "eat candy so much that I will die of happiness".

?? Li Qiao: ...Why don't you forget the whole Morse code.

??After this, soon there was another god-level scissors covering his face:

?? "I was hit by passion early in the morning. It was cut out in 30 minutes. The quality may not be high, but I can't control my hands too much. Please don't be crushed by the dark shark!!

??[The wind and the sun are beautiful [secret love is not just a matter of one person]] BGM: Sunny day. "

??The copywriting of "Dawn Dream" comes from "The Unspeakable Secret": "The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the eaves that once hid the rain with you." The BGM of Dashou also uses another song by the same singer :"sunny".

?? But Dashou said "the quality is not high" is obviously being modest. The short clip of less than 5 minutes, combined with a simple, fresh and extreme melody, tells a "secret love story" like flowing water:

??The first half is the perspective of Li Qiao's secret love. The former owner's chase, check-in, and same style, when Li Qiao stood on the stage, every time he looked at Shen Yan's eyes.

??Because the original owner changed the core halfway, in the editing screen, there are the original owner and the current Li Qiao. The eyes of the original owner on the stage are very straightforward and persistent; but now Li Qiao, the emotion in his eyes has faded A lot, but occasionally when he raised his eyes in a daze, the emotions in the brown eyes became even more turbulent, and he was about to say something.

??These pictures are accompanied by the lyrics of "Once upon a time / There was a person who loved you for a long time / But the wind gradually / Blows the distance so far". In the eyes of the people who eat melons, it is Li Qiao who has learned so much after going through so many changes. Repressed and hidden, only dare to keep a distance, look at the person you like from a distance, until the moment you can't bear it, can you reveal your mood a little bit - more cruel, better, is there any!

??Then in the second half, it switched to Shen Yan's perspective. The big hand was like Leeuwenhoek, and he captured many scenes that Li Qiao himself hadn't realized, and Shen Yan had responded to him.

?? "The day I skipped class for you": Shen Yan held the information sheet in front of him, looked up and said, "My suggestion is to change to C."

?? "The Day the Flowers Fall": The bright red petals on the stage scrolls are falling like in full bloom. Shen Yan is in the teacher's seat, staring at the stage with focused and gentle eyes.

?? "The room in the classroom": That time in the mansion of terror, Shen Yan found a small, dark room and half-kneeled to bandage the wound on his thigh. The two of them sat and squatted, breathing almost alike , Shen Yan looked at him and said something.

??The audience can only guess based on the mouth shape, but Li Qiao knows what he said is "Aren't I your boyfriend?"

"Why can't I see": When the mansion just resumed filming, Li Qiao broke into the door with a long knife in his hand. The audience only looked at his thighs (not) only at the heroic posture of Li Qiao wielding the knife, passing by the scissors After the hand was repeatedly brightened and then enlarged, it was discovered that the two of them were holding hands.

?? This time, Shen Yan's mouth was very short, even the audience guessed it. What he said was "be careful".

??…

??At the end, the screens on both sides switched: first, the poem that the original owner once posted on the social networking site "I blow the wind that you blow, is it considered to be hugging? I have been drenched in the rain that you have been drenched, is it counted?" Isn’t it intimate?” screenshot, and then a photo of Li Qiao and Shen Yan’s dinner on the long street on a rainy night under the eaves, Shen Yan turned his head to look at him, his eyes blurred.

?? There was also a barrage in the Weibo video. At this time, a whole piece of "Shuo!!!" was swiped on the screen, which means hugging and intimacy.

??With this clip as a lead, a large number of clips have sprung up like mushrooms after a spring rain. Although the quality may not be as high as those of big players, the Eight Immortals cross the sea and each show their magical powers:

??Some are good at digging out all kinds of eye contact and detail sugar; What type of girl attracts your attention the most?" "A girl who is [-] meters", the next second is the scene of Li Qiao wearing a black velvet cheongsam, holding Shen Chen's hand and slashing open the door.

??Li Qiao: "..."

??Starting from a group of pictures of "Dawn Dreamland", it seemed that some kind of carnival button was turned on. Various clips, picture videos, fanart, and short jokes came out, and it didn't take long for the names of the two to be posted. hot search.

??【I'm sorry for the two only fans, I'll knock [-] million mouths, just [-] million mouths!I haven’t taken any medicine this year, I’m really thirsty]

??[Yes, at the beginning of this year, there were no good cps in the top circle. I gave up hope, luckily Li Qiao saved me! 】

??【I never expected that the first pair of cps with hot trend in this year's draft is not between players, but between players and mentors! 】

??[It's really good, from appearance to temperament to family background to getting along with the aura, and I heard that PD Shen's parents have approved it, right?]

??【What kind of idol drama plot is this that a little idol secretly falls in love with a top star, and a big star is silently attracted to it!??Sweet pet stills come into reality, okay? 】

??【I've always thought they were awesome!But I was afraid of being caught and scolded by Sister Maple Syrup, so I kept fighting with my friends on WeChat. Now I can finally say "the wind and the sun are beautiful szd" out loud!The sky in the liberated area is sunny, hahaha! 】

??[Yeah, why didn't Shen PD's only fan come to scold people? 】

??…

??Actually, as "Fengyoujing" who always pay attention to the dynamics of cooking, of course, they also noticed these rebellious CP fans at the first time.

??But after the last time "Caizhen Layman" took action in person, they calmed down and thought about it and still felt that this matter was not simple: Don't look at Mrs. Shen's calligraphy flowers and birds, and hermitage in the mountains and forests. A strong business woman, would she casually call out her support just because she saw her grandson's gossip on the hot search and thought she was cute and kind?

??With this idea, they secretly researched hard, starting from all aspects of the possible connection between the two, and finally made an amazing discovery in terms of family background:

??The two companies of the Li family and the Shen family are actually a cooperative relationship, and the upstream and downstream businesses are tightly nested. The two parents definitely know each other!

??Turn over the Weibo of "Caizhen Jushi". Every year at the end of November, she will post a portrait to miss "Qinglong". Once she even revealed her surname Bai. Shen Yan's old fans know that she died young My best friend, now I have found Li Qiao's grandparents all the way. Although the exact name is unknown, Li Qiao's grandmother is indeed named Bai!

??Although I can't be 100% sure, most of the "Feng You Jing" already have a clue in their hearts: Li Qiao and Shen Yan may have known each other for a long time, and they may be the granddaughter-in-law of Mrs. Shen——

?? Now that Li Qiao has taken the initiative to restrain himself and avoid suspicion on the show, they will hurry up to pinch them. If Mrs. Shen is annoyed, they will come out to speak for Li Qiao, or even press their heads to fall in love. When the time comes, they will What can be done?They don't have the bargaining chip to threaten Shen Yan and even Mrs. Shen!

??Therefore, "Maple Syrup" has basically reached a consensus: cover up the materials that are picked up; if someone pulls them out, ignore them; as long as Li Qiao doesn't jump out by himself and post too much, other netizens on the Internet will be stunned CP or something, they just put up with it...

?? "They're thinking about shit." The system undercover went to Shen Yanwei's fan group for a while, and hummed, "I'm still worried that the master will repost.

?? "..." Li Qiao's eyes still stopped on the "Dawn Dream" group of pictures, and after a long while biting potato chips, he asked, "You said, he doesn't really like me, does he?"

?? System: "Master, didn't you say that you don't need a substitute?"

??Li Qiao: "..."

??system:"……"

??The leader looked at each other in blank dismay.

?? "I was about to talk bald just now, and I didn't have a brain!" When the system realized that it almost hit the master's face, it wanted to grab the ground with its head, and hurriedly patted its head to correct the rescue, "The master is right, the real card Gong must have fallen in love with you!"

?? "What's wrong with the substitute, it's his mission and his honor to be a substitute for the master!"

??Li Qiao: "..."

??In a suffocating silence, Li Qiao's mobile phone on the bedside suddenly vibrated. Li Qiao immediately coughed, stretched out his consciousness and reached out to pick it up, only to find that the name flashing on it was the last thing he wanted to see at the moment. of.

?? Shen Yan's clear and pleasant voice panted slightly, and asked him: "Can you come over now? Grandma's condition is not very good."

?? *

?? "Qiao Qiao is very good. He just won the praise of the audience in the performance, and his popularity ranking has also risen. He is No. 5. He is very likely to make his debut." He raised his mobile phone and showed it to the old man on the opposite side of the video, "Look, he looks very good, doesn't he?"

??Lei Caizhen was lying on the snow-white mattress, her face was sallow, and her cheeks were thin——she was found fainted by the bedside this morning by a servant, and she had just been sent to the hospital not long ago.

??She has a bad complexion, but she is full of smiles when facing the video: "Okay, okay, grandma is fine, there is no big problem, don't worry..."

?? "Grandma," Li Qiao took the initiative to speak out, "We will go on a foreign affairs trip in two days and pass by Changsha. I will see you then."

?? Busy, Qiao Qiao is still competing, don't let me get mad at you, old lady."

??

?? After hanging up the phone, Li Qiao looked at an unknown point in the air, lost his mind for a moment, and then remembered to break free from his heavy arm and stand up from the sofa in his lounge.

?? "Master, Zheng Pai Gong hugged you so tightly just now!" The system was still trying to make up for what it had done before, wagging its tail like a dog.

?? "Let's not talk about this now." Unexpectedly, Li Qiao said in his heart, "Madam Shen's body declines at an abnormal rate. According to the original book, she can still be a villain boss for several years, fighting wits and courage with the real card Shou."

?? "The master means that there are other factors involved?"

"Yes," Li Qiao said, "the talisman can only ensure that the environment around her is clean and free from evil spirits. It is not a serious medical skill. I have to buy the medical skills package as soon as possible. System, let's see how many points are left ?”

?? "The master just made a lot of money through the performance, but repairing the spirit sword and so on will also consume a certain amount of money..." The system is pulling a small abacus, "The remaining points are just enough to buy a medical skills package, but you can only buy Western medicine. , one of Chinese medicine, I rely on it," the system couldn't help complaining, "The mall is really a profiteer!"

??Li Qiao came from the world of self-cultivation, and instinctively has a better impression of Chinese medicine, but after weighing it, he still said: "Buy Western medicine."

??Traditional Chinese medicine pays attention to root conditioning and long-term recuperation. With Mrs. Shen's body deteriorating at a fast rate, Li Qiao may not be able to use traditional Chinese medicine in time. He should use the swift and precise western medicine to hang his life first. When the points are abundant in the future, he can exchange them for Chinese medicine Medical skills come and slowly recuperate.

"Okay, but master," the system said cautiously, "after buying the medical skill pack, we really don't have any points left. If you want to successfully complete Sangong and open a new skill pack, you must complete Complete side missions to get points, even if there is a little error."

"Yes." Just now, in order to appear truly relaxed in front of Lei Caizhen, Li Qiao deliberately pulled down the collar of the sweater, and the neckline became loose.At this moment, while standing and pulling up his shirt, he asked calmly, "What's the next side mission?"

?? "Before the announcement of the three rounds of rankings, convert more than 50% of the existing fans into loyal fans."