Demon Zun dressed as draft cannon fodder[Transmigration Book]

【Fuck,? I was dumbfounded. 】

?? [look silly +10086]

??【Damn it, why... the knee fell down again unconsciously...】

??Whether it is Weibo, Douban, or fan forums, the online audience’s reaction to this performance is unprecedentedly unanimous——

??Wow, I really want to go to the scene to experience it!

?? [After Li Qiao's direct shot comes out, I will do it a million times again!I can't describe it in words,? It's so shocking through the screen,? What was the scene like! 】

??【Even if I get the tickets for the next performance, I will give it a try. You must see Li Qiao live once in your lifetime! 】

??【Woooo, I was ready to be a beautiful trash,? How can my wife be so upbeat? This sword is so soft and rustling, it’s absolutely amazing,? My wife is up to me! 】

??【At first I thought Ye was pretty good, but now I know what it means to be a professional sling and beat an amateur, and what is a dimensionality reduction strike. 】

??【These two are one in front of the other. They are both ancient songs,? They are both sword dancers. The contrast is too sharp. This is embarrassing. 】

??【Your brother who stepped on a handful of one will be confused immediately! 】

??[Ouch,? Ye Yuge fans are jumping now???Isn't it time for you to pull on Li Qiao and call him a waste before the performance?You are only allowed to step on others,? You are not allowed to really surpass your home to cook and then pull back?The old double standard [doge]~]

??【Sister,? This is not a question of pulling and stepping, but a gap that anyone with eyes can see, okay??If I were a live audience, I would vote for Li Qiao even if I was a fan of other fans, I can't confuse my conscience! 】

??【Have you noticed? Li Qiao not only dances swords to reduce dimensionality, but also dances very beautifully! ??That stepping point, that strength, that body control,? It's amazing, who said that he can't sing and dance?He dances better than most people in the dance group! 】

??【I also discovered that power lovers cause comfort. Originally, after Zang Shu was eliminated, I didn't plan to vote anymore. I just became a passer-by on a prostitution show. Now I think I can do it again!Mrs. Joe, here I come! 】

??…

??The netizens across the screen were discussing in full swing, and the audience in the stadium was even more excited. Before Shen Yan announced that he could start voting, the audience with voting rights had already taken the initiative to hold the voting device in their hands , waiting eagerly.

??As soon as Shen Yan announced the opening of the voting, the scene suddenly seemed like a brainless order at [-]:[-] on Double Eleven. gif scene, every audience with voting rights took a voting device and poked it. I don’t know what they thought they entered Large missionary site.

??Ms. Jiang Tiantian let out a sigh of relief after repeatedly confirming that she had made no mistakes, and habitually aimed at the short-haired lady next to her——

??She also seemed to be struggling, she pursed her lips and stared at the voting device for a moment, then looked up at the figure on the stage, and finally pressed the voting button.

??Jiang Tiantian heard the person on the other side of her earphones faintly shouting: "You are stupid, you vote for Li Qiao, what if he surpasses the baby? What if our baby can't get the praise of the audience? ?? You are a member of the support club, if you are found out and you vote for others, it will be no wonder if our fans don't scold you to death!"

"Tell me, what is our original intention for watching the talent show?" The short-haired girl suddenly said, "Isn't it because life is too dull and boring, and you want to see how others shine on the stage?"

?? "Every show fan has his own criteria for selecting idols, which may be appearance, favorite fans, or personality. For me, my standard is strength, to be precise, the strength of stage performance. "

?? "I like Xiaoye because of his strength, not because I like him. I will reject all other capable people. Don't reverse the cause and effect relationship."

?? "If just because I like him, I enter the fan circle, I give up my own standards, and forget why I am chasing stars, then I am sorry for my likes. I am myself first, and then who fans. Isn't it?"

?? The other end was silent for a while, and then stammered: "Xiao Ru, you, don't you want to take off your fans and transfer your burden?"

??The short-haired girl named "Xiaoru" continued to look in the direction of the stage, and exhaled: "I... I don't know, let me think about it."

?? *

??The big screen showed that the votes of the audience were over, and it took time to count the votes, so it came to the expert commentary session that Jiang Tiantian hated the most.

??Zhao Zeyu reached out and touched Ye Yuge in the back row.

?? The incident just now was explained by Cheng Xiaoou as 3D projection technology reappearing the rivers and lakes. They just "skinned it out" and deliberately designed this bridge to make the audience feel thrilling and exciting.

??Because it was a live broadcast, the camera was originally aimed at the stage, and Li Qiao's movements were without warning, so that the live broadcast camera did not capture the moment when he flew out, so the audience had no idea of ​​his speed. The audience and contestants I felt dazzled even more afterwards.

??So the audience pondered, indeed, if the broken sword really flies out, only a god can catch up and catch it, right?Can Ye Yuge remain motionless and unscathed?It seems that what the director said is true. Black technology is really getting more and more developed now. When will your program team consider cooperating with holographic games?

??However, for people like Zhao Zeyu who have felt the sharp sword intent at close range, and even undisguised murderous aura, the director's words are completely deceiving——Ye Yuge almost died, and you actually acted for Li Qiao Cover up, isn't there a background and a background?It's so frustrating!

??The real backstage guy who once supported the assistant director, selection manager, and N staff was full of resentment towards Li Qiao. He saw Ye Yuge lowered his eyes and was in a trance for a long time after he was "saved" by Li Qiao. He took it for granted that Ye Yuge I was also pissed off, and was thinking about how to fight back!

??He reached out and touched Ye Yuge's shoulder, lowered his voice, and leaned behind Ye Yuge's ear and said, "Yu'er, don't worry, I've already dealt with it for you. Just wait for Li Qiao to embarrass me in a while!"

??Zhao Zeyu spoke complacently, thinking that Ye Yuge would be grateful to him, and maybe he would be able to enjoy the warm and fragrant nephrite again later—but he didn't want Ye Yuge to listen, and turned around suddenly, and his long eyelashes swept out a sharp line at the tip of his eyes He spoke quickly and asked, "What shame? What did you do?!"

??Zhao Zeyu was taken aback, and said: "I just want to help you, why are you so..."

?? "Did I say I want you to 'handle' it? Can't you just ask me before doing something?" Ye Yuge was so angry that he couldn't help you when you needed his help, and made trouble when you didn't need him!

?? "What did you do? Tell me!"

"You..." Zhao Zeyu glared at Ye Yuge. He is the young master of a rich family. He was a rich man who grew up with rich clothes and rich food. These days, it's nothing more than chasing after Ye Yuge's ass. And dislike!

?? "What do I do, do I still need to explain to you?" Zhao Zeyu gritted his canine teeth and said, "Is it because I dote on you too much that you are pushing your nose against me?!"

??Ye Yuge looked at him coldly, feeling that his neck was being strangled by layers of cloth, so he simply turned his head away.

??He knew that normally he should humbly coax him, but now he was so upset and hated Zhao Zeyu so much that he couldn't be interested, so he dealt with it coldly.

?? Anyway, it's not like he didn't hold this person's things in his hand...

??Zhao Zeyu originally thought that when his face sank, Ye Yuge should talk softly to coax him to turn around as usual. Unexpectedly, instead of coaxing him, Ye Yuge turned his head back, showing an attitude of "I don't want to talk to you now".

??Zhao Zeyu almost exploded his lungs this time. He flicked his sleeves and stood up on the spot, leaving the player waiting area.

??The audience glanced sharply: "Hey, isn't that Zhao Zeyu? How did he leave?"

?? Immediately, a staff came up to help comfort and explain: "Student Zhao Zeyu is not feeling well, go to the backstage for a short rest, everyone can continue to watch the game!"

??Ye Yuge listened silently, with a sarcastic smile on the corner of his mouth: Zhao Zeyu was always someone to clean up the mess, so he acted so recklessly, and at the same time left countless lies.

?? *

??The live camera did not capture this small episode on the contestant bench, and at this time, experts were speaking eloquently.Among them are professors of folklore, heirs of intangible cultural heritage, and cross-border Internet celebrities... The most eye-catching right now is the middle-aged man who is known as the well-known martial arts successor of Huaguo.

??It's all Hua Guofeng, and it's all sword dancing. He was full of praise for Ye Yuge's performance just now. Now that it's Li Qiao, the audience, whether it's on the scene or on the Internet, are looking forward to hearing his evaluation.

?? "Ahem," the middle-aged man took the microphone, pulling the cable too hard, causing a piercing high-frequency whistle to pop out of the speaker. The audience instinctively frowned, but they still endured it and concentrated on listening to the expert's speech——

?? "I think, this performance is completely bad, I am very disappointed!"

?? The audience was in an uproar.

?? On the contrary, the middle-aged man seemed to be enjoying the attention of the audience. He stretched out his hand and stroked his collar, and continued to talk endlessly: "Huaguo culture is based on harmony; For virtue! But this—" He stretched out his short rough fingers, and nodded Li Qiao in the air, "this player is called Li Qiao, right?"

?? "Not only does he not have the modest and generous style of the ancients, but he is full of murderous and evil spirits. He has momentum, but he has no beauty, and it does not match the artistic conception of his performance of this song at all!"

"On the other hand, the contestant Ye Yuge in the previous round, that is the real gentleman, who is as sharp as learning, and as sharp as grinding!" He was like an old teacher from the Qing Dynasty, quoting ancient poems and shaking his head, intoxicated, " I have been learning martial arts since I was a child, and I have been immersed in it for 30 years. Judging from my professional eyes, Ye Yuge is the one who has truly mastered the essence of sword dancing.

??Almost all the audience fell into confusion and silence: they began to doubt their eyes. Could it be that they are laymen and don’t understand appreciation?It turns out that from the perspective of a professional, Ye Yuge is the one who has truly mastered the essence of sword dancing, and Li Qiao is still far behind?

??The Internet barrage has become a carnival of black ridicule: "Look, you know nothing, only professionals know who is really good!", "The one who stepped on Xiaoye with Li Qiao just now is really an ignorant and fearless" , "I told you not to praise and step on others, but I am ashamed to boast about professionalism and beating amateurs. Now a real expert comes out and beats you in the face hahaha!"...

??The people who supported Li Qiao just now are mostly dumbfounded at the moment, not knowing how to organize their words. Some people say, "Is what the experts say must be correct?" "No matter what the experts say, I still prefer Li Qiao's"... Although they expressed their support, they still seemed a bit lacking in confidence.

??At this moment, Shen Yan suddenly coughed lightly, and leaned closer to the microphone: "Li Qiao, what do you think of this evaluation?"

?? When the camera showed Li Qiao's face, everyone thought that his face must be extremely embarrassing. Unexpectedly, he raised his eyebrows, and a faint smile flashed in his eyes: "I don't have any opinion on his evaluation, maybe it is He's not professional enough."

??The audience was stunned, and then there were bursts of deep laughter: They didn't understand why their eyesight was slapped in the face by the expert, but seeing Li Qiao go back, although they knew that being so arrogant seemed not good, But the joy that seemed to follow him back was real.

??The middle-aged man considered himself a judge. He never expected that Li Qiao would come back so mercilessly on the spot. His expression changed immediately, and he turned to look for the director: "Director Cheng, is this the courtesy of your trainees? I He has studied martial arts since he was a child, and has been immersed in it for 30 years. In terms of profession, who else does he want in today's scene? Does he have to come to him before he is willing to admit defeat..."

??He looked at Cheng Xiaoou, but found that Cheng Xiaoou was smiling and winking in another direction. He followed Cheng Xiaoou's line of sight, his face turned pale, and he lost his voice: "Master, uncle!!"

??Wu Feng agreed to participate in the program, but he didn't want to be a judge, so the program group had to give a limited number of judge positions to middle-aged men.Wu Feng has been sitting a little lower than the instructor's seat, which happened to be the middle-aged man's blind spot, so when the middle-aged man finally discovered Wu Feng's existence, his whole body was stiff, and his brain seemed to be rusted in an instant. Stuck in the throat, I completely forgot how to say it.

"Don't call me uncle," Wu Feng stood up unhurriedly, nodded slightly, and greeted the audience, "Your master was expelled from the Wu family 30 years ago because of eating, drinking, whoring, gambling, and poor academic skills. Our Wu family He has long since disappeared from the family tree, and you have been learning deceit from him for 30 years, what qualifications do you have to be called an old master?"

??The middle-aged man was scolded until his face turned pale and he was sweating profusely. He really wanted to refute, but in the face of this person, everything he said would be easily dismantled. Saying one more sentence is just giving him more life in the future. Just add a little joke!

?? At this time, some viewers who watched the live broadcast on the Internet also recognized Wu Feng: "I rely on me, isn't this Master Wu Feng?!"

??"Who?"

?? "Master Wu Feng, the head of this generation of the oldest martial arts family in Huaguo. He was more famous when he was young and won many awards on behalf of the country. Later, he retired when he was old. However, it is said that his skill will only increase. It's getting deeper!"

?? "Don't say you are famous when you are young, you are also famous now. Young people who are interested in martial arts regard the master as an idol, and he is the real Taishan Beidou!"

?? "Fuck, the program team is too good, how did you invite Master Wu Feng? He hasn't appeared on TV in public for many years, and there were rumors that he passed away before!"

"Yes, yes, the reason why those people spread rumors about the master is because he is almost 90 years old this year, but you can see the master now, with a rosy complexion and clear speech, saying that he is fifty is too much! What is he How did you do that, isn't it amazing?"

??…

??Wu Feng knew that the reason why he was able to appear in front of the world in such a good state was all due to the person on the stage.

??He gave Li Qiao a grateful look, then cleared his throat, and said: "Since someone called me up, then I sat here and watched the ins and outs of these two performances, I also have a few words to say, I wonder if everyone is willing to listen to it?"

??The audience was aware that some of them saw Wu Feng's identity from the Internet, some were not convinced by the middle-aged man's judgment, and some were just watching the fun, so most of them They all reached a consensus, and a loud audience shouted: "I would like to hear more about it!"

??Wu Feng stroked his beard, nodded with a smile, and said, "The old man will also come to talk!"

"The traditional spirit of the Chinese nation is that peace is the most important thing, and there is nothing wrong with loving peace. However, is peace the most important thing?" Wu Feng's expression gradually became serious, and he said, "When civilians are oppressed, When a person is bullied by a powerful force, should we also talk about peace as the most important thing, and the style of being a gentleman? Confucius has a saying, how to repay grievances with virtue, how can you repay virtue!"

?? "In addition to peace is the most important and the style of a gentleman, in our history, there are also King Wu who defeated Zhou, Jingke assassinated Qin, Zhuanzhu Tibetan traitor fish belly, Nie Zhengshi died for his confidant. Assassin culture and chivalrous culture are also ours. It is part of the spirit of the Chinese people." Wu Feng turned to the middle-aged man, and said more and more harshly, "Don't you like to talk about literature and poetry? Well, I will talk to you about poetry!"

?? "Li Bai has "kill a person in ten steps, and never stay behind for a thousand miles" and "hold yourself in the white blade, kill in the world of mortals"; Yuan Zhen's "Speaking of Swords": "The sword can cut the rhinoceros, and the sword can cut Qiongjiu. The sword is decisive The sky is beyond the clouds, the sword rushes to the sun to fight. The sword smashes the belly of the monster and the snake, and the sword brushes the head of the minister!'”

?? "The sword was originally used to slay evil spirits and purge monsters. It can be used to kill dragons, and it can be used to kill courtiers. The sword is not used for killing people, just like chopsticks are not used for eating. Now that the country is peaceful and the people are safe, you put it on the shelf or take it away. Coming out to perform is already an overkill and a slight insult to it, but if you judge the performance by whether it is evil or not, and pick a soft and fluffy thing to talk about the style of a gentleman, then it is really putting the cart before the horse and laughing at it! "

?? After his words, the middle-aged man had no room to refute. He shrank his neck and collapsed into the seat. He wanted to find something to cover his face, but his hands shook so much that he knocked over the judges' seat. The mineral water spilled all over him.

??Wu Feng caressed his long beard, looked at the panic-stricken look of the middle-aged man, resisted the urge to ask Li Qiao for credit immediately, and said slowly: "The last line of "Speaking of the Sword": Don't try A dog in the street. It's normal for you to not understand the way of the sword, so you can just do it yourself in the future."

??The middle-aged man forgot to wipe the water off his body, and the coolness soaked into his clothes, but at this moment, it was his heart that was even colder and fearful: Wu Feng scolded him in public, saying that the sword was indeed useful, but it was suitable for cutting dragons Instead of the dog on the street, he is the dog on the street, so it's normal that he doesn't know the way of swordsmanship!

??This kind of scolding is tantamount to completely negating the so-called "so-called martial arts and kendo" that he boasted before. If he wants to bluff and deceive like today and make money with nonsense, I'm afraid it will be as difficult as climbing the sky!

?? "The eyes of the masses may not be discerning, but if it is the consensus of the vast majority of the audience, then it is time for us to reflect on ourselves." Vocal instructor Gong Huiyun held the microphone and broke the silence with a smile.

"Yes, thank you, Mr. Gong." Shen Yan also lowered his head slightly, with a smile on his lips, "And today is our performance scene, regardless of the controversy of 'professional' or not, all contestants' performances are still oriented towards The most important thing is every audience present. Only the audience present today can truly have the right to judge their performance."

?? "The votes have been counted, and all the votes of the audience are before the controversy. Let us take a look now, put aside the external evaluation, and just start from the heart of the shock, whether the group of "The Wind Is Old" won the audience's approval." How much recognition?"

??The on-site keyboard teacher gave a tense drum rhythm. In the last ten seconds, almost all the audience inside and outside the venue held their breath and waited quietly for the results to be refreshed on the big screen.

??"……five four three two one!!"

??The big screen that was originally full of stars lit up instantly, and a table was refreshed from top to bottom. The name of each contestant was followed by the performance and the number of votes they had won.

?? Zhuang Cheng: 15.

?? Sun Xiangyang: 7.

?? Xia Nan: 5.

??Xu Shenhao: 6.

??The number immediately following Li Qiao is: 955.