Demon Zun dressed as draft cannon fodder[Transmigration Book]

"Idol's Extreme Life" has become very popular on the Internet recently. It can be popular. First, although it is the same as other travel variety shows, it takes the beautiful scenery of mountains and rivers as one of its selling points, but what it presents is not the exquisite landscape that everyone is tired of looking at,? It is a more down-to-earth, more rural and pastoral fireworks life.

??Mow the grass, feed the chickens, herd the cattle, cook, and pet all kinds of furry animals in the countryside? It's as fascinating as a paradise;

??The second is that most of the guest members are very small, and the program group can toss as much as they want. Finally, the audience does not have to watch the glamorous and contrived performances of celebrities who are glamorous and treat ordinary people as a gift. Instead, they watch the guests. In order to survive, 007 struggled endlessly during the filming of the show, fighting for food, and "a dime can't beat a hero", but he was grateful and satisfied for a good night's sleep and a good meal Scenes.

??Being a worker is very substituting: tsk tsk, it turns out that celebrities have to work so hard to make money?At the same time, there is a dark sense of superiority: the vast majority of them are not as good as "me" in setting up stalls/selling goods/cooking, and watching celebrities beat their heads to death for a basket of Chinese cabbage,? " "I" can watch videos while drinking milk tea with the air conditioner on, how happy!

??This program subtly hits the pain points of many viewers. Coupled with the existence of Li Qiao, a popular topic like a bug, the ratings of the program have been rising all the way, and the topic is also very hot. Many people chat after dinner , It is simply the latest "National Variety Show".

??Countless people are concerned about the troubles of the "dipole". On the night when it rained in Leigong Mountain, many people reminded them to pay attention to safety in the official blog; when the meteorological station issued a landslide warning, a large group of people left messages and swiped the screen: "Safety comes first, we'd rather watch them broadcast live indoor games than engage in outing activities!"...

??Therefore, when the program group first canceled the live broadcast at noon, and then announced the postponement of the evening live broadcast on the official blog, the fans of the program realized that something was wrong: there must be something wrong!Is someone in an accident?

?? Worried fans swiped the screen frantically: "Hurry up and start the live broadcast, I want to watch my idol!!"

??No one expected that, according to a certain melon owner, what happened was not a group of scumbag idols pecking at each other, but Li Qiao, who they thought was the most unlikely.

??After a month of baptism, Li Qiao can be said to be omnipotent in the eyes of the audience, punching Zhongnanshan and kicking the kindergarten. According to the owner of the melon, Li Qiao went out to find materials for the roof repair in the morning and never came back. The mobile phone can't get through, and the signal is cut off.

?? Fans checked, just at noon, there was a landslide on Leigong Mountain, and suddenly the palms were cold: In the face of the power of the gods and ghosts of nature, is it true that no one can resist Power?

??They won't blame Li Qiao, because they have a deep filter on Li Qiao: the situation must have been too urgent at that time, and Li Qiao was the only person in the audience who had the ability to solve problems, so he had to go out—yes It's the show's fault, the weather's fault, and the world's fault, anyway, it's not bad for Li Qiao!

?? Fans and passers-by who cared about Li Qiao were anxious and frightened, so they made #请快速开始对Li Qiao’s Rescue# a hot topic, asking the program team to start a live broadcast to rescue Li Qiao.

??However, as soon as this topic became a hot search, more people complained about being too naive and irrational: At this moment, there are lightning, thunder and torrential rain on the mountain, and the program team is not a professional search and rescue personnel. Isn't it free to go up at this time?

?? Netizens reached a consensus in the quarrel and turned their attention to the country: Li Qiao has made so many contributions, don't you all protect him? !

??Guo Jia's relevant departments are actually very anxious at this time: they know Li Qiao's value very well, and they don't want to lose Li Qiao more than any ordinary people. no different from surveillance;

?? However, Li Qiao is amazingly sensitive. No matter how well-trained an agent is, as long as he can still breathe, he will be detected and expelled immediately within 500 meters of him.

?? Li Qiao: Actually, I can do it within [-] kilometers.

??And the Ninth Branch of the National Security Bureau, who has dealt with Li Qiao the most, has many years of work experience and knows that people like Li Qiao are very concerned about their "hole cards". After the agents they sent were driven away several times, they voluntarily gave up. conservation plan.

??At present, the high-level executives are in a hurry and restless. They feel that even Li Qiao can't handle the situation, and ordinary people can't handle it, so they have to spend a few hours to urgently dispatch a large number of "demon" personnel from the Ninth Office of National Security.

?? The demons and goblins were about to go to Leigong Mountain in Qiangui, when Li Qiao's disconnected signal suddenly came through.

"...No need to come here, I'm fine." Li Qiao said with a slight gasp, "Keep the situation down, don't make it big, I will go back tonight... tomorrow morning at the most."

?? "Okay, okay, no problem, we will work hard!" The NPC who answered the phone breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately reported the situation to the many leaders next to him.

?? The leaders who can stand here are all experienced leaders. One of them pondered for a while, and quickly gave a solution: "If you want the situation to calm down as soon as possible, it is better to block it."

?? "The rain in Leigong Mountain will stop soon. In order to stop the audience from worrying about it and to curb the panic rumors on the Internet, Li Qiao, can you tell me where you are now?"

?? "When the rain is lighter, we will broadcast live and send people to rescue, claiming that we have found you, but it will take time to start the rescue. At that time, we need you to give us an appropriate response and let the audience confirm your safety; if you are inconvenient If so, it is also possible to leave a recording..."

"Yes." Li Qiao reported the coordinates succinctly, "I am about two meters below the sand, and there is an abandoned house here. My safety is fine. You can call me from above, and I will respond. But..." He breathed out softly as if he was enduring something, "Don't come down."

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??At five o'clock in the afternoon, the rain in Leigong Mountain turned light, from heavy rain to drizzling drizzle, and the setting sun also appeared, and the rain was smudged into a soft pale gold, enveloping the entire moist mountain forest.

??The audience, who were worried, apprehensive, and even angry, turned on the live broadcast and saw this scene, and they couldn't help but froze for a few seconds.

??The person in charge took advantage of the audience before they had time to vent their gunfire, and hurriedly introduced: "The ones walking in the front are our fire officers and soldiers, and the ones behind are some members of the program team, Li Qiao's regiment members and friends. They are very concerned about Li Qiao. Joe, insist on coming, since the scale of the landslide is not large and the safety factor is relatively high, we will also ensure their safety..."

??Actually, the ones walking in the front, said to be fire officers and soldiers, actually just changed their firefighting clothes. They are essentially all kinds of monsters and ghosts who were recruited by the National Security Ninth Division... They have long been very curious about Li Qiao's strength, and they volunteered to come here Quite a few, there are many strange guys with real roe-headed mice under the uniform.

??The gap between this group of monsters and the upright fire officers and soldiers was too great, and the person in charge didn't dare to let the camera take more shots. His eyes suggested that the cameraman should take more shots of the group of people behind them.

??The whole group of Soda came, and even the Wanshike Orchestra, after hearing that Li Qiao was missing, nearly half of them came.The groups of relatives and friends on both sides were basically middle-aged and elderly people, most of whom were persuaded by young people to stay behind. Only Li Rongxuan and Mu Cheng insisted on coming out, which stood out among the familiar faces of the resident guests.

??【Papa Li walked so fast, he didn't lag behind the young man at all. He was really worried about Qiao Qiao, and suddenly felt sad. 】

??【I miss my dad. 】

??【Are you being provocative?Didn't you find that the person who should come most is not there?Hehe, it really is a critical moment to reveal the true colors. 】

?? 【! !Why is Shen Yan not here? ? 】

??【The camera scanned again just now, Shen Yan really didn't come! ! 】

??【Shouldn't be, Shen Yan is still a young man regardless of his age. Although he usually calls out to be a teacher, he is actually only two or three years older than most of the boy group. Even Mu Cheng insisted on taking the risk to go up the mountain, but now there is no sign of Shen Yan? ? ! 】

??【Hehehe, it really is plastic love. 】

??【I'm the only one who thinks that Shen Yan has never loved Li Qiao???When Li Qiao first participated in Ouzhi, he hated Li Qiao so obviously, and then within a few days, he suddenly turned his attitude towards Li Qiao 180°, and he made it as deep as the sea without complaint or regret, so you don’t think it’s abrupt ?I just guessed that he knew about Li Qiao's vest and knew that Li Qiao would be very awesome in the future, so he started to excel in acting! ! 】

??【Li Qiao Duwei, don't take the opportunity to send out brainwashing bags. Could it be that Li Qiao really loved Shen Yan?Except for those secret love blog posts on social networks before, where does he seem to love Shen Yan so much? ?When it was made public, there was a full stop, and when they quarreled, they slapped and slapped. Now that they are in the same variety show, doesn't he still treat Shen Yan in the same way?When did you see him take the initiative? ? 】

??【Anyway, Li Qiao is in danger now, and the only person who didn't come is Shen Yan! 】

??…

?? Li Qiao and Shen Yan’s two Du Wei families have had a long-standing grudge, and this incident finally broke out. The two sides stamped their passion on the line. The other party has never loved cooking at home. The most infatuated person in the world——

??The person in charge of this operation is a commissioner sent by the Ninth Office of National Security, who has no knowledge of the twists and turns in the middle.Before he could understand the grievances of the barrage, the group had already reached the coordinate point given to him by Li Qiao, so with a wave of his hand, he pretended to be pleasantly surprised to accept the communication equipment handed over by his subordinates, and began to perform the task:

?? "Hello, hello? Li Qiao, is that you??"

??The familiar voice of Li Qiao coming out of the rustling electric current sounded like the sound of nature to many people at the moment.

??Li Qiao's voice this time has a soft, hoarse and trembling that is rarely seen on him, but the audience understands very well: "...it's me, I'm fine, I'm safe now... well, don't worry, you also pay attention to safety ..."

?? Hearing that Li Qiao personally reported that he was safe, the audience watching before the live broadcast finally breathed a long sigh of relief.

??The rescue was carried out in an orderly manner. The upper layer of silt was dug up, exposing the roof of the house below. The person in charge glanced at the broadcasting time, and it had been 45 minutes. After another 15 minutes, the live broadcast could be turned off reasonably, etc. Li Qiao came out by himself...

"Hey, don't you wonder why he didn't let us go down?" A man in a fireman's uniform poked his companion and said in a low voice, "He said it was safe, but he didn't come up, you Don't you find it strange?"

?? The man who spoke had a pointed head and small round eyes. He was the perfect spokesperson for the term "deer-headed mouse eye". And he was indeed a goblin turned from a field mouse. Partner speaks.

"Tell me, what shame can he have in this wilderness?"

??His monster partner is also with him, a roe deer, and immediately followed his train of thought, thinking hard: "... Could it be that he discovered something good, and he is afraid that we will find out?"

"Nine times out of ten, you can't be wrong!" Vole Jing glanced at Zhang Zijing approvingly, and said, "The mountains here are so deep that there is a lot of spiritual energy, and there may be treasures left by a thousand-year-old monster! He wants to take it all by himself, but for a while We can't digest it for a while, so we have to delay the time, and we are not allowed to go down."

"Hey, what should we do then?" Zhang Zi said anxiously, "The treasure should be shared by the owner, and he can't let him swallow it all! What should we do now?"

"Don't panic," Tian Shujing said with confidence, "Brother, I have a magic weapon to hide my breath. Aren't they going to pretend to rescue? We will rush to the forefront in a while, and when they are not paying attention, we will carry the camera and walk along the soft ladder. Jump down!"

"Then Li Qiao has been in business for so long, he must care about his public image, he will never dare to move around in front of the camera! Let's take this opportunity to grab some good things and run away far away. He wants to be a big star, so he has no time Come compare with us!"

??The more the field mouse talked, the more complacent he became. He felt that his plan was perfect, and Zhang Zijing was indeed a good brother who lived with him in the same idiom. , I believe you! I will carry the camera later, you grab something, come out and we will share it equally!"

??The field mouse thought carefully about the equal score, and thought it was beautiful, but he didn't show it on his face. Instead, he grinned and said enthusiastically: "Time is running out, let's hurry up, my plan will definitely be fine... "

??The two monsters are full of expectations, and start to implement the plan with enthusiasm——

??The plan was unbelievably smooth. The person in charge thought it was just a show. He never expected that a monster would attack suddenly, and the two of them were just robbing the camera. He didn't do anything else. He could only watch helplessly The two monsters carried the camera and jumped down the ladder on the roof!

??Vole was very proud of his meticulousness, and with what he thought was extremely agile and agile, he lowered his head and put away the magic weapon within a tenth of a second, ready to welcome the treasures of the big demon in the room, but he heard the trembling voice of Zhang Zijing: " ……elder brother!"

?? He looked up, dumbfounded.

??The viewers who watched the live broadcast, although they learned the news of Li Qiao's safety, felt relieved.

??So they stared at the screen unblinkingly, waiting for the progress of the rescue, and the barrage continued to float through the quarrels of "Shen Yan doesn't love Li Qiao at all" and "Li Qiao never cared about Shen Yan!" , as a flavoring agent for nervousness...

??When the person in the firefighting uniform snatched the camera and the lens fell under the violent shaking, the audience was ecstatic: Does this mean that the rescue has made a breakthrough, and they want to watch how Li Qiao was rescued from a close distance? ?

??When the camera stabilized and aimed at the scene in front of them, they were also dumbfounded.

?? Li Qiao was indeed dirty, with disheveled hair and disheveled clothes. He looked as if he had experienced a disaster.

??But the premise is not that he is being pressed against the wall by Shen Yan, and the kiss is inextricable. When the two realized that someone had come down and both turned their heads, Li Qiao's hand was still around Shen Yan's waist, and Shen Yan's hand It has already penetrated into his black shirt and stopped at the waist higher up...

"Shen, Shen...Senior brother!" Li Qiao still gasped in his soft and hoarse voice, "There is a camera..."

??When the lips of the two separated, there was still the sound of wet water. The tip of Shen Yan's tongue hooked the corner of Li Qiao's wet lips, and whispered, "It's okay."

??The vole spirit and the deer spirit, who were standing on the spot blankly, were rolled up by the huge coercion that suddenly rose from the ground, hit the corner with a "boom", rolled their eyes, and fell unconscious up.

??And the audience watched the camera shake violently and then completely black...

??【Do you have to pay to watch the last one? !I voted for Li Qiao and made meritorious deeds, and I worked hard for Fenghe Rili, let me go, let me be a VIP——! ! ! 】

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??The aftereffect of the illusion of love is extremely strong. Until Li Qiao and Shen Yan were "rescued" successfully, the program team wanted to appease everyone and let them temporarily stay in the comfortable and beautiful Miao village. Li Qiao still couldn't get rid of its influence.

??Maybe Love Gu is just a blame, and the real culprit is Shen Yan who is too good at talking about love—but in short, the time and place are right and people are in harmony, and the fire between the two of them has been aroused.

?? "Do you remember that once in a house similar to this, you told me that you wanted to double repair with me, which shocked me." Miao village has developed tourism in recent years, complete modern facilities, thick and soft mattresses, Li Qiao supported the bed with his hands, and the bedding sagged slightly.

?? "In the end, you said it was spiritual, just take off your clothes and hug it, and you don't need to do anything else at all... Do you know what I was thinking at that time?"

?? Shen Yan's black eyes fixedly looked at him, clusters of flames were burning in his eyes, his Adam's apple rolled up and down, and he said, "Rogue?"

"No." Li Qiao blinked his moist tea-colored eyes, "Is...that's it?"

??More faint, wet, indescribable voices disappeared between the lips and teeth that blended with each other.