The Days of Dressing Up as a Handsome General

"Treasurer, there are two upper rooms, one with good meals, and one with bath water."

The moment Sima Yan stepped into the restaurant, the two eyebrows of the shopkeeper frowned, but when Sima Yan threw out a money bag, the shopkeeper's brows and eyes instantly stretched, revealing a pleasant smile like a spring breeze blowing on his face, which was very unusual. He yelled loudly: "Master, please..."

Perhaps it was this unusually loud yell that made the guests in the restaurant glance at us in all likelihood.The restaurant, full of people, fell silent in an instant. Sima Yan took my hand and walked upstairs with a dark face. It's an honor, why is the whole face exuding evil spirits?Calm down...

"Don't laugh!" He yelled at me angrily, and then stood on the stairs and got angry at the diners below, "Don't look!"

"The eyes are on our faces, let's see what's going on, and there won't be any loss of meat." Someone downstairs said so, which attracted a lot of echoes.

He turned his head and glared at me, and said word for word: "Don't laugh!"

I suppressed my smile, lowered my eyes and followed behind him, don't laugh if you don't smile, I laugh in my heart, you don't care...

The two children behind them were talking quietly.

"Tell me, are those people just staring at their father or their mother?"

"Nonsense! I must have been dumbfounded by my mother. My mother is so beautiful... You can't even see him laughing."

"Not necessarily, maybe he also knows that he is very embarrassing, and he is too embarrassing, so he won't allow his mother to laugh."

Two cold eyes shot at them, Sima Yan and I said in unison: "Shut up!"

Xiaoer led the way, pushed open the door, and said, "Please come inside, guest officer."

Sima Yan grabbed the two children, threw them into a room, and said, "Stay here obediently, and eat by yourself later, you know?"

The two nodded obediently and said, "Mom and Dad, go slowly."

I stared at the two children, I really can't believe that these two people are so unsteady, Sima Yan just agreed to their two small conditions, and they are so easy to call father and mother, I really can't believe that this is a general After that, too spineless, right?

Sima Yan looked very helpful, patted their heads, and said, "Good boy..."

I was about to squeeze into this room with a distorted face, but Sima Yan grabbed my shoulders and said, "Miss, our room is on the other side, and you still have to help my husband take a bath."

I tried my best to break away the hand that was holding my shoulder, and I exhausted all my constipated strength, but the paw still didn't move a bit.I turned around and looked at the two ghosts and spirits with begging eyes, their heads sticking out from the room, watching indifferently.

Ye'er said: "I always think it's wrong for Mother to provoke Dad beyond her capacity."

Feng'er succinctly clarified her point of view: "There are more bad luck than good luck."

Ye'er sighed, "I laughed so proudly just now, it's not like now..."

"What is owed must be paid back."

"I can't pay it back...pay it with meat." Ye'er mouthed the last three words to me.

I want to cry but have no tears. What did Yan Mo eat and gave birth to these two little guys, dog legs, power, helpless...

The first thing Sima Yan said after entering the room was "Ah, just now my lady laughed so proudly..."

Goosebumps appeared on my body again, and I swallowed a mouthful of saliva, the "lady" he just called was really nasty.

As the saying goes, money can turn ghosts, and I don't know how much money was in the purse just now, but it was able to quickly prepare bath water for him when the restaurant was the busiest.

Xiao Er stood aside with a bucket in his hand, and said, "Master, the bath water is ready."

Sima Yan stared at me intently, hummed, Xiaoer raised his eyes slightly, as if trying to find something on our faces, lowered his eyes again, shook his head and went out.

When Xiaoer closed the door, I vaguely heard murmurs of "donor" and "no reward".

I looked at Sima Yan's face and quickly looked away, Xiaoer, haven't you seen money in your previous life?Seeing that the guests have this kind of face of Bao Gong, it is obviously the eve of the storm before the eruption of the volcano, do you still dare to think about the reward?Good morning, leave early, so as not to implicate me...

I heard that if your aura is stronger than others, even if you are at a disadvantage, others will not dare to bully you casually, so at this moment, I am sitting upright with my back straight and standing still.

He stood up and began to take off his clothes, almost frantically picking up his own clothes. I looked at the outer robe and inner shirt thrown on the ground, and my heart felt numb.Impossible, it is impossible for him to use force on me, I glanced at him again, the eyes dyed with flames, the lips tightly pursed, it is clearly the appearance of a holy face who is furious.

My left leg shook uncontrollably, and I quietly stretched out my left hand to hold the trembling leg, aura!Aura!Where did my aura go?

I kept chanting the secrets of building up the aura in my heart, but it didn't work at all. The trembling of my left leg became more and more intense, and my right leg and left hand were infected. How could I dare to use my right hand to hold down the trembling limbs? You can only let them tremble endlessly.

How spineless!In this situation, even if Sima Yan gave me a chance to escape, I wouldn't be able to leave this room.

He exposed his fit and fair upper body, and only wore a pair of underpants on his lower body. He grabbed my clothes with his right hand and tried to drag me up. As soon as he pulled hard, half of my smooth and bare shoulders were exposed.

He whispered viciously into my ear: "General Yan, why don't you come here quickly?!"

Every time he called me General Yan, nothing good happened in the end, now I am not his opponent at all, I can only grab the table and shout: "I don't!"

Gritting his teeth, he grabbed my clothes and walked forward, saying, "Whatever owed must be paid back."

My head was full of Ye Er's "meat for" mouth shape, and I shouted: "I don't!"

After a few pulls, he pulled me to the junction between the inner room and the outer room. I grabbed the screen desperately and didn't let go. After passing the screen, I was the inner room, and the inner room was the bed... What should I do!Who can come and save me?

"Hmph! If you serve well, forget about the humiliation you caused me today." He said with a cold snort.

He really wanted me to pay it back with meat!I then yelled, "I don't! I'd rather hit a board! I'd rather beheaded!"

I used my nails to hold on to the gap in the screen, thinking to myself, I just cling to this screen, there is no way he wants me here.

Suddenly, the pulling force on the arm disappeared, "In this case, it doesn't matter if you choose to stand." He let go of me and began to take off his pants.

I even closed my eyes and howled in my heart, my God, this pervert, what kind of pervert he is!what to do?If this kind of thing happened for the first time, there will definitely be a second time. It is said that it will be very comfortable if you get used to it. I don't want...I don't want to get used to it!I don't want to be comfortable!I want to go home... what should I do, am I really going to be forced to bow by the Overlord?Is it useful to threaten me with death?Well, I'm going to die...

A sound of water came to my ears, I slightly opened my eyes, and then opened them wide again. This guy is taking a bath in the bathtub. To be honest, this is indeed a pleasing painting, but I don’t have the energy to appreciate it. I’m trembling now Weiwei stood up straight, thinking to himself, this is a dilemma, should I stand here obediently and not attract his attention, or slowly move to the outer hall and let him forget about me completely.

"I didn't expect that you would rather behead your head than serve me in the bath. I'll settle the matter with you when I return to the palace!"

ah?The service he mentioned is this service?Immediately, the soles of my feet felt windy, and I ran behind him, picked up the bath set aside with bright eyes, and said: "No, no, I'm afraid that I will be clumsy and make mistakes."

I picked up the soap, wiped his shoulders carefully, and said: "But how can the emperor not have someone to serve him, so it's better for me to come."

"You're smarter now."

I feel that Sima Yan is not as angry as before, so I pretended to be brave and flattered him and said: "After all, it is the emperor who is too graceful and handsome to provoke Huang San, who has no eyesight. I am also afraid of you." I suffered a loss in his hands, so I thought of that method to save you."

"Hmph." He chuckled, "It's saved."

I struck while the iron was hot, and quickly said: "White chickens and black chickens, those that can lay eggs are good chickens. Just now you said that if you serve well, you don't blame it. What else do you need to wash? How about I squeeze it for you to relieve fatigue?" ?”

"Hmph." He chuckled this time with a little coldness, "I didn't expect you to be more and more aware of current affairs."

You just say that my performance just now was a mess, wouldn't that be the end of it?I still smiled, "Where is it, I can help you massage your shoulders?"

I squeezed hard the deltoid muscles connecting his neck and shoulders, "Be comfortable, you don't remember the villains, anyway, my intentions are good..."

Sima Yan didn't make a sound. I thought, it's good to have a handicraft. Fortunately, I would go to a nursing home to help those old men and women squeeze their shoulders and hammer their legs.I blamed Xiao Yezi just now, it’s okay to say "pay it with meat", it made me so desperate before, I almost missed the opportunity to make amends...

He suddenly turned around, grabbed my wrist and dragged me forward, grabbed my right arm, and then dragged me into the bathtub, with a "splash", the water overflowed the bucket, splashing his shoes and socks.The bathtub in the inn was obviously too small for two men, I didn't dare to move around, as he approached, my back was tightly attached to the wall of the barrel, until we were nose to nose stopped.

He said: "I don't need to worry about what happened at the market before, but just now you snickered behind my back in the inn, so what? I don't..."

If he deliberately used this method to press the question, I can only say that it was too successful, I hurriedly explained: "I'm not laughing at you, really not."

"Are you still quibbling? Even if you laugh at me, I won't allow you to laugh in front of those men. They are stunned. I won't allow you, so you will be punished."

His breath brushed against my face every breath, and my face couldn't help but get hot, and I said, "That, that, next time, next time, again, again, fine."

His eyes darkened: "Is there a next time? This is what you said. I decided to punish the next time today."

He pressed it up to hold my lips, and stretched his hand in from the hem of the green shirt, and the place touched by his fingertips ignited a ball of flames.When I stretched out my hand to push back, everything I touched was smooth and hot skin, which instead provoked his more eager aggression.

I stood up from the tub with a whoosh, stepped out of the tub, and ran to the door in one go, tidying up my messy clothes on the way.Opening the door, two guards blocked the door and asked, "My lord, what's the matter?"

Where did these guards come from?Sima Yan also came out of the bathtub at this time, the white panties were wet and clinging to his body, his curves were exposed, I didn't dare to aim my eyes randomly, I thought to myself, I didn't see anything, I couldn't see anything Did not see.

"Your pair of ghosts and elves are still in the next room. You were able to hunt with a horse-drawn bow when you were nine years old. They are also seven years old now, so they must not be so fuel-efficient. Without guards watching, who knows if they will run away."

"Why are you standing there, close the door," Sima Yan told the guards, "Hurry up and buy two sets of clothes."

The guard closed the door, and I stood in the room, a little at a loss. The clothes that Sima Yan took off were mixed in a pile on the floor, and my clothes were still dripping, and water stains spread across the floor of half the room. .

Sima Yan came over, took my hand and walked towards the big carved bed, I immediately became alert, "What are you doing?"

"Aren't you afraid of catching a cold?"

"Not afraid." I answered quickly.

He smiled, "Take off your clothes and go under the quilt. Don't worry, I won't do anything."

He pushed me to sit on the bed, stripped off my clothes three times and two times, and pushed me down on the bed.Before I had time to get up, he covered me with the quilt, and took off my pants under the quilt with lightning speed. Just like that, I lay straight on the bed and dared not move any more.

After a while, he also got in, his arms wrapped around me, and the two cool and naked bodies were pressed together.The temperature in the quilt is getting higher and higher, especially where he is against me.I moved away with some guilt, and he warned me in a low voice: "Don't move!"

His breath sprayed on my neck, and I felt my forehead was sweating.

"Knock, click." There was a restrained and forceful knock on the door.

Trembling, I said loudly, "Come in!"

The guard pushed the door open and saw through the screen that he seemed to be putting his clothes on the table in the outer hall, so I said loudly, "Bring it in."

When the guard walked in with two sets of clothes, hats, shoes and socks, I looked around and said, "Put it on the bed."

I sat up, picked up a set of clothes and threw them on Sima Yan, "Put them on soon?!"

I put on the panties under the quilt, and then got up to get dressed.

Sima Yan curled his lips and said, "Sometimes, why are you as awkward as a woman? You and I are both men, and we still hide things."

That's because you were staring at me next to you. I rolled my eyes at him and gestured at the clothes in my hands. I was used to being served by others, and the clothes still didn't fit well. I gestured a few times and shouted, "Who bought the clothes? Drag it on." Beat me up!"

Sima Yan glanced at the clothes in my hand and said loudly, "Come here!"

Two guards rushed in, Sima Yan asked: "Who is going to buy the clothes?"

A guard stepped forward and replied, "Master, it was bought by a villain."

"Reward! I will be promoted to the head of the guard, and I will go on patrol in micro-clothes in the future, and I will accompany you."

When I heard this, I turned around and met his smiling eyes, and he said, "I don't intend to let him buy another set, lady, you should change it."

The bright yellow skirt in my hand made a slight tearing sound, Luoqun!bright yellow!There are also small crimson florals on the skirt!I took a deep breath, I endure!

A few minutes later, the "family of four" walked down from the second floor with a few guards.Before going downstairs, Sima Yan turned his head and gave me a warning look. I calmed down and started to go downstairs with a straight face. The originally noisy lobby of the restaurant became quiet again in an instant.

The two children behind him began to chew the back of their tongues regardless of the occasion.

"Brother, mother's hair is wet, and her clothes have been changed." I thought in my heart, no way...their eyes are too poisonous.

"Nonsense, didn't you see the red mark on his neck?" My neck started to burn.

"Well, is that mother's hair wet because of taking a bath afterwards?" What?Post bath?Who the hell said this to you guys at such a young age?

"Not necessarily. Didn't he want to take a bath? The traces on Mother's body can make us boldly guess that they did it in a bathtub." Feng'er's words were like lightning strikes, which almost made my feet go limp and I fell. Go down the stairs.

I blushed, turned around and gave them a fierce look, and said, "See if Daddy spanks your ass!"

In the carriage, I was sitting on the side of the little girl, staring at the man watching "Zhuangzi" with a strange expression. Didn't it mean that men can't bear that kind of thing?There was no expression of forbearance on his face, and he should be the kind with good concentration.I felt relieved, drank tea with a smile, and looked at the siblings who were fighting with melon seeds and snacks.

"Alright..." Suddenly, he spoke.

He said yes?What good?Holding the teacup in my hand, I looked at him suspiciously.

He looked at me and said, "No preparations today."

Prepare?what to prepare?The siblings also stopped fighting, and the monk Zhang Er looked at him puzzled.

I drank tea calmly, rolled my eyes in my heart, why pretend to be deep, who can understand what I said.

"There is no plaster. If you are forced, you will be injured."

"Pfft..." I couldn't hold back a sip of tea and spewed it all out. What did he say in front of the child? !

Ye'er, who was closer to me, was not spared either. She wiped the water from her face and said to Sima Yan in a tone of admiration: "Daddy's skill is so powerful."

Sima Yan held an open book in each of his left and right hands, and there were dots of water droplets on the book.

A voice came from the back of the book: "A person will not fall into the same pit three times."

……

In Lingzhou City, since that special day, there have been several whirlwinds.

First, most of the homes of flat-chested women in Lingzhou are broken down by matchmakers.It is said that God took away the breasts of these women, but gave them more. For a while, there was a famous saying among the matchmakers in Lingzhou City: Flat-chested women are a must-have product for home use, business, and birth of twins.

Second, in the ready-made clothing store next to the restaurant in the city, the bright yellow dress that was originally worth a penny was named "Nuanchun".The owner of the clothing store made a fortune and paid homage to the East three times a day.

Thirdly, the men who saw the mysterious woman going upstairs that day all chanted "Smile all over the city", and the men who saw the woman's red face and slight anger when she went downstairs were all speechless for a few days. As for the shopkeeper who has been in charge of the lobby, rest Seven days, just for the surging nosebleeds.

Fourth, many people like to do it in the bathtub...