Long live the emperor

No question, raised his head and said, "What's wrong with my hair?"

"No……"

"Nothing? Not nutritious?" He grabbed a lock of black, shiny, straight and soft hair, put it under his nose and sniffed it, "It's very good and clean!"

Baoguo no longer speaks!

His majesty's thinking is obviously not up to his own level, so he just kept his eyes on his nose and his heart on his goalpost.

But Ruo Xiuran's excitement would be the same as taking medicine, how can serving the country and wanting to be a saw-mouthed gourd be able to do it?It was only quiet for a moment, and I couldn't relax.

"Serve the country," Ruo Xiuran patted the back of his chair, "Come and chat with me."

Baoguo's slightly brown eyes flickered, "What does the emperor want to ask?"

"Come here and sit down, don't be so restrained, chat casually, talk to me!"

Zhengyang Palace is the emperor's bedroom, even if someone comes, who will be able to sit on an equal footing in front of His Majesty the Emperor?The only chair was also labeled Dragon Chair, how could anyone dare to sit casually?Even if the emperor opened his mouth, he would not dare to overstep when serving the country, "I don't need it, the emperor will say it."

"I told you to come and sit, just come and sit, you are standing so straight, how can you talk today! Huh? It's okay, you can sit here." Ruo Xiuran was so courteous and modest, only to find that the big In this hall, there was only one chair under him, and he quickly stood up to let the person who greeted him sit on the table.

Sitting on the three-foot-high table, Ruo Xiuran's legs were immediately suspended from the ground, so he simply crossed his knees and pretended to be a Buddha, "Come and sit!"

With a straight face, his voice also took on a mandatory sternness.

This appearance was considered an order, and he did not dare to postpone serving the country any longer. Even if the emperor's behavior of sitting at the table and vacating the only chair seemed extremely weird, he had no choice but to obey the order.

Slightly half of the body, only the tip of the buttocks rubbed against the chair, "What does the emperor want to talk about?"

If Xiuran didn't speak, his lowered eyes fell on the part where Baoguo's butt/butt was in contact with the seat.Baoguo felt uncomfortable when he looked at him. He did not do it securely, so it slipped down dangerously, and even the chair was shaken by him. Move to a chair.

"Sit on a stool, look at you, why are you so cautious? Look at what you did just now, and you have caught up with squatting. Is that called sitting? Aren't you tired?"

Poor communication!Bao Guo couldn't figure out how to answer his boss's question of whether he was tired or not, so he could only smile wryly. "Whatever the emperor wants to know, the minister must know everything!"

Ruo Xiuran curled his lips, no matter how well he tried to persuade him, it seemed like he still had a long way to go to get Baoguo to relax and gossip about family affairs!

Instead of continuing with this thought of hurting his affinity, Ruo Xiuran recalled the conversation in the study, "Why is every meal of mine cold?"

"This... is the rule of the past!" Bao Guo was surprised.Regarding diet... This is the rule that His Majesty has been strictly following since he landed.Why do you think of asking on a whim today?

The diet that enters the emperor's mouth has to go through thousands of trials before it can be passed. Although Baoguo has never seen every poison testing process in it with his own eyes, he still knows how complicated the process is.He cast a strange glance at His Majesty the Emperor... Isn't this Emperor too dull?After eating for more than [-] years, did you know it was cold?

"Li-lai?" Ruo Xiuran's voice suddenly changed, "Which period of history did it come from?" Why didn't I see it in the history books on TV?I thought that when the emperor had a full banquet, it turned out that there were only leftovers!

Ruo Xiuran took out all the little historical knowledge left in his head and beat it up, but he didn't find any evidence to prove it!

Baoguo naturally didn't know the 5000-year running account in his mind, so he replied honestly: "From ancient times to the present!"

Long Live the Emperor Vol.025 Dancing with the Sun [-]

章节字数：4754更新时间：10-03-1203：04

There are some things in the world that seem unbelievably mysterious at first glance!

For example, Ruo Xiuran's own experience.Unless the person involved has personally experienced it, it is naturally difficult for others to understand the mystery.

But there is another category, which is completely contrary to this!It sounds reasonable, but it’s polite and polite when you think about it, and it’s ridiculous when you taste it!Just like a lie, ten truths and two fallacies are the easiest to believe!So Ruo Xiuran found out that the words spit out from Baoguo's mouth, every sentence is benevolent, filial, and kind, and when connected together, it becomes absurd, absurd, and unparalleled in limelight!

What "a concubine laughing while riding the world of mortals"!

Pooh!

It's simply that this thousand-year-old poet can't eat grapes and says grapes are sour!If you can't taste lychees, you can say you have had lychees!

Fresh seasonal vegetables and fruits are simply inedible!

It is not impossible to eat.First store it in the cellar of the imperial kitchen in the palace for one year. If it is not bad, when the ripening season comes next year, the stock in the cellar can be served on a plate for the emperor to eat!

"Huh? Isn't it all broken?" After groping all over the floor, he finally found the chin that had fallen to the floor and rolled under the table.

Baoguo rolled his eyes half a circle in his eye sockets, and then remembered that the person in front of him could not be despised as an idiot anyway, so he hurriedly took back the sanitation ball, and bowed in place, "It will spoil, of course it is not suitable for eating again Already!"

Thinking of the carrion of maggots, flies, and rats gathered at the garbage dump, Ruo Xiuran gritted his teeth and suppressed the rolling mountains and seas in his stomach, "Of course I know that if it's broken, I can't eat it! But why can't I eat fresh ones, I have to put them on A year of time and effort, this, this, this, this... this is not taking off your pants... Uh bah!"

It turns out that His Majesty the Emperor is to check for deficiencies and make up for omissions to eat leftovers, and he eats them specially, professionally!

"Food, clothing, housing and transportation," "Food is the most important thing for the people", although eating and eating may sound like a lot of money, but after all, it is also a major event in life!Although it can't be a waste of the whole banquet, but, but, it shouldn't be like this!

At the moment, the human brain, which is thousands of times more delicate than an integrated circuit, is instantly tangled into an analog circuit in a container, all intertwined!Ruo Xiuran held his cheeks in his palm, pointed his fingers upwards, and inserted them deep into the hair behind his ears, and his eyebrows became tighter and tighter.

When someone knocked on the door panel from the outside, Ruo Xiuran's fingers were wrapped around his hair, Baoguo glanced at it, and found that his ultimate boss had no intention of recovering from the grinning meditation, so he could only raise his legs high and slow down. He moved over on the ground, and opened the tightly closed door a thin crack.

The appearance of the emperor is really insulting to the state... Baoguo muttered in his heart, his feet stuck to the crack of the door, firmly covering the situation in the room.

The guard outside the door immediately passed his mouth through the crack of the door, and whispered in Baoguo's ear.

Baoguo's face immediately turned weird, he closed the door, turned his head and was about to report, when he looked up, he met the big boss's shining eyes.

"Tabao——" the dragon arm swiped down from midair, as if he had made some decision, Baoguo was stunned by his heroic and unusual behavior, and had no time to report the news he just received, so he returned subconsciously by instinct, "Chen exist!"

"Let's go to the kitchen!" The gentleman is far away from the kitchen, and he is not a great gentleman when he serves the country, but he has never entered such a place where the oily smoke is sticky. Trust your ears.

"Let's go to the kitchen!" His Majesty the Emperor repeated again, his voice was sonorous and forceful, his eyes were piercing, and he could clearly distinguish that although the person in front of him was looking at him, he was actually turning a blind eye. Excitement, fundamentally because of the decision that flashed through his mind.

Baoguo vaguely guessed what kind of decision that might be!

If Xiuran is now, he is also familiar with the boundaries of Zhengyang Palace. At the moment, he is rushing all the way, Baoguo hurriedly follows the place where the belt is flying, and does not leave an inch.

Thinking of the possible target of this trip, Baoguo hurriedly gestured, and stopped following the puzzled eyes of his subordinates.

His Majesty the Emperor had something on his mind, his legs and feet were windy as he walked, and he was running fast. A familiar figure in the distance was getting closer and clearer. When Baoguo saw that person, his heart skipped a beat, and he finally remembered the half-time effort and panicked What are you panicking about!

Unexpectedly, I forgot to tell the Second Highness to come down!

Serving His Majesty the Emperor with him, not even the slightest bit of negligence, His Royal Highness the Second Prince begged to see the Emperor, but... was actually forgotten by him!

Not to mention that Baoguo is following Ruo Xiuran now, even if the two are face to face, with Ruo Xiuran's beautiful radar always on, he can't tell the difference and pay attention to the dish on Baoguo's face, in fact , when he first caught sight of the figure with his arms hanging down from a distance, Ruo Xiuran had already concentrated his attention and stopped looking sideways.

This time he could tell the difference in the prince's costume, but when he opened his mouth, the words "moon" and "star" were stuck in his throat, but he couldn't spit out any of them, "... ah, ah, come on Why don't you go in?"

Qi Lianri lowered his eyes, glanced at the two paws that his father had twisted on his sleeve, the ripples in his heart formed into big water lines, and said in a warm voice, "I come to pay my respects to my father!" Following the etiquette in the palace, , Please Ann is about to half-bend one knee, bend down, and go. Qi Lian Japan is still undecided whether to follow the etiquette or follow the customs when entering the country. Relax your body and stand firmly, let your father touch his kiss