Long live the emperor

Deng, this is very good. You can move it yourself if you want. I am a bachelor and a poor teacher. I really have no money, and my salary has to be paid next month. What do you like? Don’t be polite, don’t be polite. Do it yourself, feel free to.I promise not to turn on the lights or light the fire..." As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and scratched around, "Where's the quilt?I cover my head, if you can't see clearly, you can light a lamp to look for it, I promise, I promise not to peek! "

All of a sudden, the three of them seemed to have been cast with a fixing spell, and they stood still, unable to move, staring blankly at Ruo Xiuran groping for the quilt on the ground, grabbing and slapping carefully, Qi Lianyue suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and slapped the quilt beside him. The quilt was thrown to the ground.Ruo Xiuran immediately opened his eyes and smiled, followed the sound of the wind, grabbed it, and wrapped himself up tightly. In a moment, a muffled voice came from the self-contained airtight space, "Take it, I am an ordinary quilt. It is not transparent and airtight. If you want to light up, hurry up, and if you want to take anything, I will suffocate to death in it after a long time. If we die, you will be miserable. When the time comes, the police will investigate suicide or homicide. Ah, you said you broke into the empty door of my house in the middle of the night, so you can't clean it up by jumping into the Yellow River with a hundred mouths!"

The flash of inspiration exploded in the eyes of Qi Lianri and Qi Lianxing into brilliance, and the two rushed over almost in no particular order, "Come out!"

"Don't, don't, don't show me your faces! I will never give you the chance to kill me! I am a perfectly cooperative victim, you can take whatever you want, just don't give your faces ah......"

Poor teachers, nonsensical, full of weird words that others can't understand, but can still speak with confidence... This is... This is, in the world of Qilian Sun, Qilian Moon, and Qilian Star, what will happen? There is only one person who does this, the unique one, that is...that is..."Father!!!"

This time, Qi Lianyue woke up suddenly, rushed over and stretched out all six hands of her elder brother and younger brother. If Xiuran didn't hear what was said in unison outside, but she could feel the quilt being pulled. At that moment, he was holding on to the corner of the quilt and would not let go, while still muttering and wailing, "You take what you want, I have covered this quilt for seven years since I was a freshman in college, and the cotton inside is pilling, so don't grab it Come on, the cotton in this quilt cover has become black heart cotton, don't compete with me for the quilt!!!"

"Father, come out!" Qi Lianri scrambled for a long time and found that the little tortoise in the quilt was extremely stubborn, so he had to switch to Huairou.

"I don't have your royal father. I'm not married yet, and I don't even have a girlfriend! Don't mistakenly recognize your relatives. If you make a mistake, I will lose nothing if you kill me!"

Qi Lianxing couldn't laugh or cry, "Father—"

"Father, what kind of emperor, you are filming a Qing palace drama! Don't mess with me, don't steal...don't..."

"Hiss—" Cotton wool was flying all over the sky.

Ruo Xiuran grabbed the two corners of the quilt, closed his eyes and buried his head in his paws on the ground, "I didn't see it, I didn't see it, I really didn't see it, take whatever you want, and leave quickly that night I’ve already cooperated like this, what else do you think, just rob if you rob, take money and things and leave, and it’s over, do you have any professional common sense and professional ethics, you!!!”

Qi Lianri looked at his anxious and frightened expression full of incoherent gibberish, suddenly his heart moved, "Ruo Xiuran, stand up for me!"

In fact, Qi Lianri was at his wit's end, the name he blurted out was a case of rushing to the doctor, but as if the spell had worked, the curled up body on the ground suddenly stopped trembling like a convulsion, and Ruo Xiuran slipped from the crook of his arm. Slanting half of his face, "How do you know I'm Ruo Xiuran?"

"I also know that you are a teacher, you teach..." Qi Lianri held his breath, and dug out from his head the profession that Ruo Xiuran had only mentioned once before, a rare term, "biology!"

"I don't teach biology, I call physiology and hygiene!" Ruo Xiuran spat at him, the closed eyelids still didn't show signs of opening, but those eyeballs rolled endlessly underneath, "Am I familiar with you?" Mei Feng Get together, Ruo Xiuran is looking for someone who can match his voice, "What else do you know?"

Qi Lianyue and Qi Lianxing looked anxiously at their elder brother, Qi Lianri opened his mouth but couldn't speak, it seems that until now, Qi Lianri suddenly realized that he knew very little about Ruo Xiuran and his constant baby, maybe because he thought he was His soul made a home here, and there was no need to bring up the past, the memories of his previous life, and Qi Lianri only had an epiphany at this moment, and he really knew too little about Ruo Xiuran.After being stiff for a long time, Qi Lianri bit the bullet and opened his lips, "I also know that you died once..."

"Huh???" Ruo Xiuran jumped up from the ground with a whoosh, and finally opened his locked eyelids, but those eyes were still exposed, "Damn it, are you a human or a ghost? Do you know the dream I just had? No, why is it still so dark, didn't you turn on the lamp?"

Qi Lianri was stunned by his question, his mind was still in a state of turmoil, and the response just now was not so much quick wit, but a whole-process conditioned reflex of his nervous system that had been trained for many years. But now, after the original reaction process, it is obvious that Ruo Xiuran's connection is not quite consistent with his established procedures, and during this deadly blank period, his sobriety and consciousness are completely too late to keep up with the feeling, so he is tongue-tied , but Ruo Xiuran couldn't wait, "But that dream was a little more realistic," as if talking to himself, Ruo Xiuran shivered, "It's weird, why is it so cold, did you forget to turn off the air conditioner last night? "

"Since you recognize me," Ruo Xiuran raised his eyebrows and said in a tone of voice, "then it shouldn't be a thief who broke into the empty door, right?"

"Of course we are not!" Qi Lianyue blurted out.

"Hee—that's good, light the lights for me, I'll turn off the air conditioner first!" Ruo Xiuran greeted very familiarly, got up and turned around to walk in the direction that felt like the wind.

Qi Lianri and Qi Lianxing seemed to wake up from a dream, one left and one right rushed forward and dragged Ruo Xiuran back desperately—no, the wind came in from outside the palace gate, could it be that the majestic king of a country ran there with his little brother naked? Do you show off to the guards at the door?

"Hey, what is this for? I turned off the air conditioner, it's freezing me to death! A cold on a hot day is bad for your health. I don't have the spare money to go to the hospital to be filial..." Ruo Xiuran chattered endlessly.

"It's okay." A big bed was surrounded, and if Xiuran had no time to express his opinion, he was wrapped in three layers of spring rolls outside.

"Ah ah ah... this is very uncomfortable, the ventilation is not good..." Ruo Xiuran wailed, but no one paid attention, and he himself was under heavy pressure soon Silenced, being watched by fiery eyes, due to Ai Ai, it was too dark, he couldn't even tell what the people around him were looking at, why he had just experienced life and death in a dream, and finally woke up to face such a ... spooky things?Involuntarily shrunk into the quilt, but shrunk, Ruo Xiuran finally felt something was wrong, the quilt...was too soft, and...just now, he clearly remembered the cracked brocade Zhisheng has announced that his only warm thing has come to an end...

"You, you, you, you... What are you guys doing? Since you know that I am Ruo Xiuran, you should know that I have no money and... eh?"

Ruo Xiuran's eyes widened all of a sudden, he wanted to say that I have no money and no color, but his voice was blocked in his throat, and he was forced to kiss... This is...how? This situation, could it be that tonight he really ran into the legendary robbery... lunatic?

I felt a little nervous in my heart, who said I'm colorless?

wrong!Now is not the time to be proud of this! ! !

Struggling, unfortunately, the embarrassment of being wrapped in the quilt made him a baby with bound hands and feet, strange breath circulated in the mouth, and was soon forced into the throat by the person covering the lips to swallow the chest and abdomen, but more Quickly, Ruo Xiuran found that the breath was spreading all over his ears and neck. After a while, Ruo Xiuran realized that something was wrong. It wasn't spreading, it was someone else...

"You...you..." The voice was stuck, Ruo Xiuran was really dumbfounded this time, although his favorite novels attracted him most is pppp... But he himself never thought that he would be pppped...

"Father, you are back..." The pleasant voice in the ears seemed to be caught in sobs, and Ruo Xiuran's rationality, which he had finally recovered at once, was stupefied again. It was the voice of complaining and grievance that suppressed him, and the sudden rise of enlightenment made Ruo Xiuran stick there like a wooden stake and let the three of them wrap him up tightly. That life and death, that car accident, that was nothing at all. A dream, he died, died, was killed, and died in a fragmented way, so... so the current peachy p state... What the hell is this dream? !

But well... so true! ! !

Because the head is still at the scene of the car accident, and because of the hot breath, there is further aggression. Of course, he doesn't dislike these smells. It is easy to get used to this thing in Ruo Xiuran's place, so Ruo Xiuran just let it go and gave up struggling, habitually