Long live the emperor
Chapter 116
Ran: How do I know!I am……
Ruoruo: You are everywhere, everywhere... I know, you have repeated it a thousand times! (Gritting my teeth, I will bring a V8 next time I come, or even record your cry, bed!)
R: (Looking at Xiuran with a smile) He is very good at it, he even taught me! (Suddenly turned his face, how could Chu be good at it???)
Ruoruo: (cold sweat) Wait, wait, don't be angry, listen to me, the place where Xiuran came... Forget it, let me tell you this, the erotic palace is a living version... Do you understand?
Yue Xing: shaking his head...
Ruoruo: I haven't eaten pork, and I haven't seen a pig running!
Sun Yuexing: (Qi shakes his head) We (we) have only seen a pig's head, one of the three animals, during sacrifices...
Ruoruo: Forget it...I can't explain...Next question...
76. What do you want the other party to say at the time of H?
R: (gently) What did the emperor want him to say?
Ran: (Confused) I don't know... just don't compare me with others...
Sun Moon Star: (nodding)
Ruoruo: (weakly) There are three of you
Sun Moon Star: (Looking at each other, looking at each other) It’s good not to call you by the wrong name...
Xing: (pauses, sighs, bows his head)
77. Which expression of the other party do you prefer when H?
Ran: (annoyed) Without practice, there is no right to speak!
Day: An expression of squinting and enjoying...
Ran: (with great interest) Then you must have served him well!
Xing: tearfully begging for mercy...
Ran: (baring teeth) Black-bellied little bastard!
Moon: When my name came out of my mouth...
Ran: Xiaoyue, Xiaoyue, Xiaoyue...
78. Do you think it is okay to have sex with people other than lovers?
Ran: 419?This... lonely words... (winks)
Day: (raise an eyebrow calmly) 419?
Ran: (impatiently) also known as one, night, love, rare and more...uh... (sudden conscience realizes) Of course that's not good!Not with lovers!To learn to respect people, how can we do it with people other than lovers?That is an act of disrespecting neither yourself nor your lover!
Day: Oh.
Ran: Oh, what do you mean?Please speak clearly!
Day: I won't have sex with anyone other than my lover!
Ran: (squinting and smiling) That's not too bad!Son, you have to know... what is the difference between humans and animals, and you have to control your desires...
Xingyue: (rolling eyes) I (we) won't!
79. Are you interested in rape?
Ran: That's against the law!
Day: No, Father doesn't need to...
Xingyue: (nodding)
Ran: (confused) Why not?
Day: No rape!
Ran: Oh...the father doesn't need...don't rape...the father doesn't need to rape...um, ah? !Qi Lianri, what do you mean? !
Day: Next question!
80. If the other party suddenly stops asking for your body, what will you do?
Ran: (Thinking for a while with fingers broken) First, go to the hospital for an examination!Second, find a private investigator!
Ruoruo: Uh... this answer, two is understandable, what does one mean?
Ran: It's unspeakable!Maybe something is wrong...
Ruo Ruo: ...
J: What is a private detective?
Ran: ah?
Ruoruo: A "secret guard" hired for money! ...Wait, what are the answers of the three of you! ! !
Day: Then...the first pass on the imperial physician, and the second...(glances at Ruo Xiuran) If he doesn't want it, I just want him!
Xingyue: (nodding)
81. What do you think about rape?
Ran: I am a normal person, (looking at Ruoruo with my cheeks sideways and ears), what do you think I will think about this BT thing?If your point of view is different from mine, then either you are abnormal or you are BT!
Ruoruo: ... (Who said Xiu Ran was white - I killed a rumormonger!)
Day: I...follow the teachings of my father!
Ruoruo: (eyeballs widen) Huh?
Xingyue: We are the same!
Ruoruo: (stares wider and wider) Huh? ?Your Majesty the Star...you...seem to...
Star: Next question!
82. In the H so far, which place makes you most excited and anxious?
Ran: No!
Ruoruo: How come?think about it...
Ran: If you poke your eyes blind and throw you into the deep mountains and old forests, I guarantee you will not!
Ruoruo: Uh... (shrinking her neck) Then there is no...the three Highnesses...
Sun Moon Star: (rarely blushed together)
Ruoruo: (surprised) The three Highnesses...
Xing: (turning into anger from embarrassment) Right here, just this bed!
Ruoruo: (shrinks head, mutters) I'm not deaf...
Ran: ... Uh, (cautiously) May I interject?
Day: (gently) What does the emperor want to say?
Ran: All three of you call me Emperor Father, so I should be the Emperor, right?Is our country so poor?Why are you three new houses in this one room...
83. What is the more painful thing in H?
Ran: (here, in a low voice) I heard that men also get hurt for the first time... is it true?
Ruoruo: (shocked) You are a fan, you don't know!
Ran: (Blush like an apple, bite and bite——Ruoruo nympho) I know! ...Hush!Keep your voice down!Of course I know that shoushou will definitely hurt, and I said it is attack, attack!It is said that the first time...that...
Ruoruo: (rolling her eyes, smiling obsequiously) Well... the three His Highnesses have more say...
Day: (sitting upright, without squinting) No way!
Yue: (wonderful)...I don't think so...
Xing: (face turned red and then white) Of course not!
Ruoruo: ...hmmm (painfully changing the subject)...Three Highnesses, you are digressing...
Day: (Leaning at Xiuran) He can't get hard!
Xingyue: Huh? ? ?
84. Have you ever been seduced by the other party?
Ran: (Filled with righteous indignation) I am protesting, protesting, I am... woo woo woo...
Rixing: Yes!
Ran: (Finally calm down) Damn, what kind of temptation (salivating like a dogleg) is it, isn't it pretty?
Sun Moon Star: (resignedly, sighing) Beautiful!
85. What was the reaction of the attacking side at that time?
Ran: (excitedly) What about you, what about you?Have you transformed directly?
Rixing: ... (sighs) um
Ran: (saliva and starry eyes) What about you, (turning to the moon with unfinished thoughts)
Yue: (blushing, annoyed, gritting teeth) I...
86. Did the attacking side act too aggressively or violently?
Ran: (puffing cheeks) I refuse to be harassed!
Sun Moon Star: We are Gong! ! !
Ruo Ruo: ...
87. What was the recipient's reaction at that time?
However, the sun, the moon and the stars: ...
Ruoruo: (muttering) She's ashamed after doing everything!When I don't know anything! ! !
J: What did you say?
Ruoruo: Didn't say anything and asked next.
88. For you, what is the ideal object "as an H object"?
Ran: (Continues to puff her cheeks) Let me declare again that I am... um... stop kissing, dead people want it!
Sun Yuexing: (in unison) Of course it is him!
Ran: (with great interest) Who is the one without such ambiguity? ? ?
89. Does the current partner meet your ideal?
Ran: (continues to puff his cheeks, sulking)
Sun Moon Star: (satisfied) It's completely in line!
90. Have you ever used props in H?
Ran: ...
Yue: (rushing to answer) Yes, Yes!
Ran: Damn, (Star Eye) is so avant-garde, what do you use?
Ri Xing: (cuts out the eye knife)
Yue: (look left and right in the middle) I remember wrong!
91. How old was your "first time"?
Ran: ...
Sun, Moon and Star: Seventeen
Ran: (eyes wide open) So small, do you still think you can't grow taller?No, you are so young, whose child have you harmed!Sin!
And then... ummmmm...
And then...don't kiss, you're going to die...
92. Was the object at that time the current lover?
Ran: (gritting teeth) I have the right to remain silent!
Sun Yuexing: Yes, the lover of a lifetime...
Ran: (turning his head again, with high interest) I'm just curious about one question, is that person a boy or a girl?
93. Where do you like to be kissed most?
Ran: (indignantly) I like kissing anywhere better than kissing on the mouth!
Sun Yuexing: As long as he takes the initiative, everyone will be very happy...
Ruoruo: (muttering while vibrating the pen) The little boys are so easy to raise...
94. Where do you like to kiss each other most?
Ran: When I have a lover... Kiss him until he chokes!Make him never want to kiss him in his life; kiss his chest until it becomes red and swollen, make him cry when he touches it;
Ruoruo: (stammering) This... this... you still say you don't bend! ! !
Ran: Love knows no gender!I am double!
Ruo Ruo: ...
Sun Yuexing: ...Then just obey the teaching of the father...
Ran: (pointing fingers) Go, go, can this kind of thing be learned? Everyone has their own ambitions...
Sun Moon Star: Father is an elder... Precepts and deeds, not just learning...
Ran: ah? !
95. What is the most pleasing thing for the other party during H?
Ran: (sadly) I'm... woo woo woo... No one listens to me... Mmmmm...
Sun Yuexing: Listen, listen, father...
Ran: (Pointing at Ruo Ruo) It's useless if she doesn't listen, every time it's such a disgraceful problem! ! !
Sun Moon Star: ...
96. What did you think about when you were H?
Ran: (disapprovingly) Xiao Gong is a toothpick!
Ruoruo: Huh? !
Ran: H can be distracted, there must be a toothpick for Xiaogong...
Ruoruo: Uh... (Holding his head and shrinking his hands, the three door gods around him seem to have green faces and fangs)
Ran: (ignorant) Either Xiaoshou's chrysanthemum has withered before he can... Langli Grand...
Ruoruo: ... (holds forehead in pain, tries to look ahead) ...
97. What is the number of H times in one night?
Ran: (turning into anger from embarrassment) I
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