Long live the emperor

It's very different. Didn't I learn those methods from the head teachers of those bratty kids?

But the teacher in charge is very good at using it, but I don't have any inspiration here, who knows today... hey...

"Xiabao, have they all left?" Xiaobao went out for a while, then came back, Xiuran heard the noise, and asked listlessly, with thoughts in his heart, but don't let it work.

The tabloid gave him a strange look, "Of course he's gone, who dare not listen to the words of the Long Live Lord!" His tone was full of pride.

"But Lord Long Live," the tabloid frowned with thick brows on his young face, "By God, what does it mean?"

…………… Liancheng’s first release……………

"The tabloid..." After dismissing the concubines, Xiuran felt that they were a group of yakshas like wolves and tigers. There was no way, the queen's special taste and taste left a deep impression on Xiuran, so that even now There is a crisis of deaf taste buds, and even doubts about the previous aesthetics of this body. The so-called bird of a feather flocks together... Those women are not sensitive to any qualities.

At this moment when the crisis is over, Xiuran only feels his whole body loosen up, there is no way, man, once the mind is relaxed, the body becomes more relaxed, Xiuran is bored, and then he feels that something is wrong with his whole body.

Thin, the feeling of scratching the heart and liver, weak but persistent - itching.

"The tabloid," a little embarrassed, but lying on the bed every day, the candles in the temple are lit for 24 hours, oh, no, it is lit at twelve hours, so Xiuran finally remembered a very serious problem that he has been deliberately ignoring , "I woke up to now, how many days...?"

Baoguo was stunned for a moment, raised his head and accidentally met Xiuran's eyes, and hurriedly lowered down in panic, leaving only Xiuran with a head full of black hair!

"The tabloids, it's polite to look people in the eye when talking to them. You're such an adult, why don't you even know this!" Seeing the unsightly behavior, Xiu Ran unhesitatingly played out her years of teacher experience, and opened her mouth lectured.

"Ah..." There was an obvious reprimand in these words, Baoguo was startled, his knees became weak uncontrollably, and he was about to kneel down and confess.

Xiuran's eyes were sharp and his mouth quicker, "Don't kneel!" His voice was stern!

"Your Majesty," the tabloid not only had a bitter face, but even his voice trembled, "It's disrespectful to look directly at Your Majesty, and it's going to goug your eyes...how dare you?"

"Gouging... eyes...?" Xiu Ran was more frightened than him, and yelled loudly, "Is this a ghost rule set by a heartless, heartless, cruel, BT, megalomaniac stepmother?  … ..."

"Your Majesty..." the tabloid said tremblingly, thinking suddenly that the person who was scolded so bloody seemed to be the immobile master on the bed, how could he report this?

"I haven't finished yet," Xiu Ran looked displeased at the tabloid that interrupted him, his eyes filled with righteous indignation were full of helplessness, the tabloid couldn't continue because he couldn't understand it.

"It's impolite to interrupt others!" He frowned and looked at the tabloid, "What did I say?"

"Interrupting other people's conversation..." The tabloid felt that His Majesty the Emperor was getting more and more wrong today, and eight out of ten sentences he said were treasonous.

"It's not this sentence, it's on the top, what did I say?" Xiu Ran smacked her lips, unable to remember what she said before being interrupted by the tabloid, but the feeling of anger is still there, and the smoldering anger in her stomach is chaotic everywhere The string, forced the hands and feet to tremble but couldn't find a way to let it out, what's the matter?

"You said... said..." The tabloid didn't have the guts to repeat Xiu Ran's passage, and he murmured for a long time, "You said gouging eyes..." Wouldn't it touch the brow?This is the original words!

"Ah, that's right," Xiu Ran's interrupted thoughts were suddenly resumed, and he felt that the anger in his belly had found a place to vent, "Go and tell them that I am the emperor and my boss. Now I say, this one Rule, abolished! From tomorrow, no, from now on, when you meet and talk, you must look in the eyes and say, this is polite, polite! How can you be so rude? Being rude means having no face, and having no face means having no dignity. Can you call someone? Huh?"

The tabloid was trembling with fright, this decree... Has the emperor lost his mind and gone mad?

After finishing speaking, Xiu Ran was almost out of breath, and when he relaxed, he suddenly felt a heavier and heavier feeling of something wrong with his body, the itching—it was getting worse...

"Tabao, why didn't you answer when I asked you something? I've been awake for a few days?" Wuhuo felt light, and Xiuran looked at Baoguo complaining, trying so hard to think of something.

The fingers hanging by his side, which had been stiff for a long time, bent and unfolded one by one. What Xiu Ran said for a long time, the first sentence just smashed into his head with a thunderous force, and the next sentence was blown out by the next sentence. After a long time, only The last sentence is still in the impression.

Therefore, the head of the tabloid is using Xiuran's last sentence as the program operation mode, mechanically executing the order, "Return to Your Majesty, it has been twelve days!"

"Ah," Xiu Ran was startled, half of her body jumped up from the bed, and twisted to the direction of the tabloid.

"Be careful, Your Majesty!" Xiu Ran, who couldn't be rescued in time, only had explosive power and no follow-up, had fallen headfirst from the bed.

The tabloid's action was already very fast, and it was almost time to keep Xiuran's head from kissing the ground firmly.

There was a dull bang, and the tabloid only had the consciousness of moving his head.

Hugging Xiuran's body and sending him back to the bed, His Majesty the Emperor didn't know whether he was frightened or angry, his whole face wrinkled into a stinking mess, the tabloid was so frightened that his hands and feet trembled, and he reluctantly put Xiuran back to the original place. He took a step back and knelt aside, waiting to be dealt with.

Xiu Ran squinted his eyes, looking like a strong man who cut off his wrist and looked at death as home, "Tabao, come over and smell it, am I already smelly?"

The tabloid didn't want to believe what it heard, so it just opened its mouth wide and let out a dumbfounded "Ah" before saying anything more.

Xiu Ran waited for a long time, but didn't hear the tabloid's movements, so he opened his eyes impatiently, and glanced sideways.

Only then did I realize that the tabloid knelt on the ground with the attitude of resigning to beating and punishing, and the fire was burning for a long time without a name.

"You, you, you... how many times have I said, don't kneel, don't kneel, haven't you heard that men have gold under their knees? You kneel every day, how much money do you have to throw? You are very Money? Does your family run a gold mine? If you want to throw it away, just give it to me, and no one will appreciate you if you throw it around like this, so I can still say thank you for giving it to me. "

"Ah?" Xiaobao staggered and stood up straight. Xiuran spoke a long series of words quickly and urgently. Although it sounded a little angry, Xiaobao could also hear that his anger was not about his falling out of bed. I let go of my heart a little, and stood up tremblingly, but I didn't know whether to thank him for not being punished or to apologize for not listening to His Majesty.

"Ah what? Tell you to come here..." Xiu Ran lost his temper before he remembered his own problem. He hadn't bathed for more than ten days. It was unimaginable. You must know that good hygiene habits are the guarantee of health. As a A qualified health education teacher, Xiu Ran has always set an example.

"What orders does Your Majesty have?" Skipping the question of thanking you or apologizing, the tabloid directly chose the question that felt safer.

"I want to..." The bad memory of being harassed by the maid came back to haunt me, Xiu Ran said weakly, "...to take a bath."

"Ah, I'll ask the palace staff to prepare immediately." The tabloid just wanted to get away from this abnormal-looking emperor, who knows when he would remember his dereliction of duty just now and deal with him?It is serious to get out of his sight immediately.

When Xiu Ran heard this, he immediately became anxious, and shouted angrily, "You dare to call those women to prepare for me, I...I...I will make you stand!"

The tabloids only felt cramps in their calves... Standing as a punishment?What kind of punishment is this?Before his serious illness, the emperor was a well-known tyrant, and every time there were always fresh, weird but extremely cruel tricks. The standing punishment that appeared this time, shouldn’t it be some new ruthless trick?

A thought flashed through his head, and the blood on Baoguo's face disappeared instantly.

Long Live the Emperor Vol.009 Dancing with the Sun [-]

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"But...but...but, Your Majesty," the tabloid said, chattering his teeth.

It caused Xiuran to squint strangely, "Are you cold?"

The tabloids are now full of "punishment", and their fear of Xiuran has risen to the highest point, so they don't care about Xiuran's innocuous question, they only count how to finish their own words.

"Your Majesty, I can prepare the preparations before Long Live's bath, and don't ask the palace people to intervene, but... but..."

"But what?"

"How can your majesty take a bath now? Don't you still need maids to serve you?"

"You dare to ask them to come!" Xiu Ran tried her best to widen her eyes, expressing her anger (fear), "It's fine if you come and wash me."

"This... this... Long live bath, how can I have the right to touch it? Besides, the minister is in the guard, if it is with your majesty... this, if there is an emergency, wouldn't it be..." After hesitating, he Seeing Xiu Ran's face changed drastically.

Blatant refusal!

The tabloid, belatedly, finally discovered that he had committed another crime of losing his head unintentionally!

As everyone knows, there are thoughts in Xiu Ran's mind that he can never think of.

You know, as a qualified fanboy, you not only need to flirt with others, but also flirt with yourself, and you must always be on guard against others flirting with you. Xiuran has always regarded this rule as the golden rule.