bad brother by my side

everyone needs to vent

Murong Longce and Murong Deyin were sitting on the roof of the tallest restaurant in the city, overlooking the whole small town, it seemed that the undercurrent had set up an ambush, the city was lifeless, and there were no ordinary people in the small area.

Murong Deyin sat with his knees bent, while Murong Longce stood with his hands behind his back, the clothes and hair of the two were fluttering in the wind, they were silent to each other, only the howling of the wind in the world.

After a long silence.

"How are you feeling now?" Murong Longce suddenly asked,

"Normal." Murong Deyin lowered his eyes and asked, "Elder brother already knew about my background?"

"I learned by chance a long time ago, Deyin, I don't care what that means, you are just my younger brother." Long Ce said calmly.

"You are just my elder brother, no one can try to disturb me." Murong Deyin's tone was beyond doubt.

"No one can stop us from being together." A smile appeared on Long Ce's face. He looked at the town under his feet. Many black spots gradually appeared from the periphery of the city. They were densely packed people approaching here. After such a battle, Long Ce was suffocated for a moment, but he calmed down immediately.

"Deyin, forever and ever, my heart belongs to you." Long Ce said.

Then, after a while of silence, Long Ce asked, "Is there nothing you want to say to me?"

"I want to eat the barbecue made by brother and Yin Gu." Murong Deyin said with a stern expression.

"What are you doing Yin Gu at this time!" Murong Longce's composure was suddenly broken, and veins appeared on his forehead.

"Because your cooking skills are quite..."

"Shut up!! Don't say that again! Say something to move me! Bastard!"

"Didn't you let me say what I wanted to say?"...

Thousands of miles away, the inner courtyard of the imperial palace.

Yin Gu, who was researching new recipes in the imperial dining room, sneezed several times.Strange, he didn't catch a cold, how could he sneeze?Could it be that someone missed him?Is it the emperor?Unlike the recent cold war with the emperor, he won't think about himself!snort!

Yin Gu snorted coldly and continued to cook. Since he came to the palace and relieved of the heavy responsibility of the leader of the Demon Cult, he began to develop his personal hobbies, and his cooking skills have improved even more.Therefore, his reputation in Ouchi spread far and wide, and even spread to the people. The recipes he wrote were highly praised by the culinary world. Although Yin Gu didn't value fame, he was also a little proud.

Cut, not afraid of attracting a dangerous foodie.

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It is mid-afternoon.

Long Ce and De Yin have been squatting on the roof for an hour, but the people outside the city seem to have no intention of attacking during the day, and have been gathering outside to watch.

The two guys maintained a solemn and unrestrained posture at first, but Long Ce's standing with his hands behind his back finally turned into a squat, and Murong Deyin's sitting with his knees bent turned into a sprawling posture.

"Long Ce, you go back, look, there is no one in the city now, how interesting, we can bring a lot of things to the roof." Murong Deyin's words completely destroyed the hard-won creation. image.

"...Forget it, anyway, they won't come here for a while." Murong Longce's entire expression also became == state, he jumped off the roof and returned to the chamber of commerce with its closed door——the door was blocked by the dragon. The policy was broken before, and now it has been replaced by someone. His subordinates are waiting nervously in the secret room of the Chamber of Commerce, as if they are facing a big enemy.

Shi Long was standing guard at the door, seeing Murong Long Ce coming, he was a little surprised: "Master?"

"Buy these things for me." Murong Longce quickly ordered: "Two quilts, iron pan support, flint, iron pan, various seasonings, raw mutton slices, green vegetable leaves, potato slices, chicken, beef, chili, Send ginger, garlic, and oil to the roof of Laifu Inn, and bring bamboo poles and raincloths on the second trip to prevent rain at night."

Shilong: "...Yes."...

then------------------------……

In the afternoon, under the gloomy sky, the weather was very cold. Murong Longce and Murong Deyin sat on the highest roof in the city, set up an iron pot on the roof, and began to cook and eat shabu-shabu.

Murong Deyin was sitting on a quilt, wrapped in a quilt, with a slice of mutton sandwiched, suddenly thought of something and said: "Well, let your subordinates and Tuoba and his wife eat together."

"Don't drag them in, they are afraid to die!" Murong Longce said, he was eating the boiled mutton with a depressed face, which seemed to be a little bit desperate, "Forget it!! You are such a foodie anyway! I can't get over it! That's all! Even if you cook hot pot in front of thousands of people!! Deyin! You can do whatever you want!!"

"Really?!" Murong De Yinxiang got the amnesty order, he stood up awkwardly, and began to take off his clothes.

"Ahhhhhh! What do you want!! Do you want to give me to... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh in front of the enemy army!" Murong Longce was so startled that his face turned green.

"It's nothing, I just want to give it a try by yelling shirtless." Murong Deyin seemed to be infected with some evil taste by Zhu Tong.

"...Forget it, you can do whatever you want." Long Ce didn't know why he suddenly felt relieved.

Murong Deyin was stripped naked, only his underpants were left, standing on the roof, he yelled at the people outside the city, which could be heard in a radius of ten miles: "Ahhhhhh~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~Yin Gu’s cooking is better than his elder brother’s cooking!!! Yin Gu is the best cook in the world!!!”

calm

calm

calm

calm

calm

Murong Longce tore off two strips of cloth and twisted them into small balls to plug his ears.indifferently

Boiling mutton, anyway, he regards this as the last romance between him and Deyin.

"Ahhhhhhhhhh~~~~~~ Talking with Tuoba Wuzun is the most depressing thing in the world!!! In fact, when I see him, I don't know what to say, I'm always afraid of losing face I'm about to be suffocated by him!! Tuoba Wuzun, you bastard, you've been talking for half a month, I don't know what you want me to do, I don't know how I ended up in this situation Why do you have to fight 1000 people all of a sudden!!!”

"That's the truth..." Long Ce continued to remain calm, "Speaking of Deyin, don't you take a breather? You didn't even pause. It's amazing, hehe."

“啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊~~~~~~~冷魂是全天下最无聊的家伙！！！我每次见到他都想踹他屁股！！”

"Exactly! I think so too!" Long Ce gave a thumbs up.

"Ahhhhhhhhh~~~~Actually, all the bitterness novel readers named after me are written by my brother, he is a bitterness maniac!!!!"

"Hey! You can't shout this until you die!!" Long Ce protested, but his voice was lost in the vast sea of ​​Deyin's roar.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~~~~~ Actually, I want to kidnap Wu Yang's cat the most!!"

"Cat idiot, cut it." Long Ce dismissed it.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah~~

Long Ce burst into tears——Deyin, you are finally being honest... woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... ate boiled mutton with tears streaming down your face.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

"That's right, it's very fucked up. I never dreamed that I would end up in such a field, but be careful with your words, Deyin." Long Ce sniffed and boiled the mutton.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa "

“啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！我就是知道凡是长得好看的男人最后都会喜欢男人！！为什么传说中的武林大会都不在少林寺举行！！为什么统领江湖的不是传统武当The seven decent sects of Emei are some fucking organizations with weird names!!! Is the Jade Emperor Chang'e Flying to the Moon Heavenly Palace themed group carved waterscape crystal toilets outrageous?!!!”

"Hey, hey, enough is enough." Long Ce forced himself to be calm, but following Murong Deyin's louder and louder venting and roaring, he finally couldn't help it anymore, stood up awkwardly, pulled off his shirt, and叫起来：“啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！！为什么我会喜欢明明是个恶魔出身的弟弟！！！为什么我希望是病弱美人的弟弟偏偏是个吃货！！！为什么我每次都To hide my name and spend huge sums of money to do a shameful custom-made luxurious toilet for that foodie!! Why did my final curtain end in such a fucking way!!! Why is my shadow guard and dragon an unbeatable rock !!!! Why didn’t the branch hall masters and a bunch of idiots dig the tunnel beforehand!!! Why are we cooking hot pot on the roof and waiting for others to kill us when it’s almost dark!! Why, why!!!” .

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So, karaoke's venting function is obvious...

"Huh, so comfortable." Murong Deyin squatted down and began to put on his clothes. It was the first time in his life that he felt so comfortable, even more comfortable than pooping.

"That's right, why didn't I discover this good way to relieve stress?" Long Ce straightened his hair and said with emotion...

"Master..." Suddenly a gloomy call sounded from behind them.The two turned around and saw Shilong climbing up with a blue face.

"Master, you don't have to worry... Tuoba Wuzun woke up a long time ago, he took the initiative to go out of the city to deal with the troops in the northern border, he said he knew a secret passage in this city, and told us to leave quietly." Shilong said .

"What?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Murong Longce and Murong Deyin rarely spoke in unison, and at the same time showed expressions like shouting.

"When did he wake up!!!!!!!!!!" The two spoke in unison again.

"I woke up when my subordinate prepared the ingredients, and he has been sitting in the courtyard meditating..." Shilong's face twitched a few times and said, "...he suddenly made the above decision just now."...

silence……

endless silence...

after----------------.

"Kill him." Murong Deyin said gloomyly, "Everyone here just keep silent."

Long Ce stared blankly at him,...

Another long silence.

then……

“啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！不要拉着我！！！让我去死！！！吃货德音！！！你害死我了!!! I have no face to live in this world ahhhhhhhhhhh!!"

"Bastard, things like face are nothing." Murong Deyin pouted.

So even if he lost face to his grandma's house, Murong Deyin decided to go out of the city to fight in person.

Originally thought that the siege of 1000 people could be killed, but that guy Tuoba was still sleeping, Wu Yang was a countryman who didn't understand anything, Long Ce's subordinates were all his own people, it didn't matter if they heard the shouts, everything was perfect.

Why did Mao Tuoba wake up so early...