bad brother by my side

One Hundred Questions about Deyin Longce's Compatibility

Host: I don’t know where the host came from, it’s said to be the host of a certain Tanmei show.

Guests: Long Ce, De Yin, Cerberus.It is said that Cerberus was not invited, he followed him by himself.

The audience was first amazed by Deyin's beauty, and after a long while, the real sex question began.

Moderator: May I have your name?

Long Ce: Murong Long Ce.

Deyin: Murong Deyin.

Moderator: What is your age?

Long Ce: 24

German accent: 20

Moderator: What is your gender?

Long Ce: Male.

Deyin: Male.

The host teased: The two of you are quite cooperative. Ordinary Gongs start to get furious and roll their eyes when they encounter this problem.The two are so straightforward!

Moderator: What is your personality like?

Long Ce: Good.

Deyin: Not bad.

Moderator Khan: This is too concise.Let's move on, the character of the other party?

Long Ce: okay

Deyin: good

The host continued to sweat: When did the two meet?Where?

Long Ce: He was born, in his mother's room.

Deyin: I was born, in my mother's room.

Moderator: It seems a little boring, so, the first impression of the other party?

Long Ce: I have a little brother.

Deyin: Forgot.I was just born then.

Deyin: Moderator, can I ask a question?

Moderator: Although our program has been disrupted, please tell me.

Deyin: Can my brother answer the questions alone?I want to go home.

Moderator: Hello!You haven't even started answering the hundred questions yet!

Deyin: One hundred questions are so boring.He is an attacker who asks a hundred questions, and I think my elder brother can answer these questions very well by himself.

Moderator: No! !One hundred questions must be completed by two people! !

Deyin: Huaying.

Huaying popped up suddenly: Master, the subordinates are here.

Deyin: Answer one hundred questions about compatibility for me.

Moderator: Hey hey hey! !D!Never ask someone to answer instead! !

Long Ce: In fact, it’s okay for me to say it alone. I’ve written all the speeches. One hundred questions can’t show our love. Why don’t you listen to me and Deyin’s truly touching journey.

Huaying: I'll answer the questions for the little master, do you have any objections? [A knife rests on the host's neck] Host: Hmph, this is a live broadcast, how dare you!

puff------

Arterial blood spurted out.

The host fell down and was quickly carried down by the staff.

Huaying retracted the knife gracefully: "If you don't cooperate with your master's fate, only hell will always be your destination."

The host left, Long Ce took the microphone and said, "Everyone, don't leave, I have something more exciting here, come and listen to our Danmei life."

"Brother, everyone is leaving." Deyin said.

"Close the door and let the dogs go." Long Ce waved his hand.

"Hua Ying, stop them." De Yin said.

Immediately, everyone sat down obediently.

Long Ce raised Erlang's legs quietly, leaned on the host sofa and said, "Danmei lights up life, and Danmei changes life. Dear viewers, welcome to watch Long Ce's Danmei Life hosted by you. Today I bring you a tear-jerking episode." story."

Deyin: "Brother, didn't you say that you want to advertise Tanuki Mao's new article "The World's No. [-] Shadow Guard"? Why are you talking about what's there and what's not?"

Long Ce: "You step back, I'll talk first. What I'm bringing to the audience today is a story full of strong family affection and human love. A great human brother rescued his younger brother who was supposed to slip into the dark evil path... ..."

Deyin recruited Cerberus: "Go outside and buy some snacks for me to eat. When you go out, turn left and there is a book rental stand. Rent two books and let me read them."

The Cerberus took the lead and came back in a moment.Deyin didn't care where Long Ce was talking non-stop, eating snacks and reading novels on the sofa next to him.

"Why are they all shadow guard abuse?" Deyin glanced at Cerberus.

The Cerberus tilted its eyes 45 degrees, pretending to be ignorant.

So on the huge stage, Xiao Shou was giving a report, Xiao Gong was sitting on the stage, and the audience was threatened by the hell dog, sitting upright and applauding mechanically.

At the end, Deyin carried a sack of banknotes and handed out red envelopes to the audience one by one. Of course, he threw money on people's faces, all of which were Korean won and Japanese yen.

Some viewers objected to not throwing euros, but Shilong put a sword around his neck and threatened: "Don't think that I can't compare to Cerberus!"

Cerberus just smiled and looked at Shilong with a detached attitude.

Wars between shadow guards are everywhere.