bad brother by my side

In a historic meeting, Murong Deyin, the overlord of the world, and Xuanyuan Jifeng, a generation of emperors, made an agreement on the Chihuo Peak. Murong Deyin promised not to set foot in the Central Plains, nor enter the capital.At that time, the agreement of swallowing mountains and rivers became a good talk in martial arts for a while, talked about by martial arts people, and was repeatedly quoted in various solemn documents.

However, it now appears that this agreement is a p

Standing in front of the greatest city of the Xuanyuan Dynasty, Murong Deyin asked the street performers in the downtown area outside the city gate to take a portrait of himself in front of the city gate. Although the picture showed him wearing a gauze hat, Murong Deyin was still very happy He happily paid ten taels of silver, but he didn't know that this kind of business was just defrauding bumpkins who had never been to the capital. If someone knew the details, they wouldn't even need ten taels of silver.

It is still very early in the morning, and the city gate has not yet opened, but the outside of the capital is already very lively. Murong Deyin is holding the artist's sketch portrait, and is about to take it back to offer treasures to his brother, when he is stopped by some business peddlers— — Just now, the master paid ten taels of silver for a painting, and they all saw it, so Murong Deyin seemed like a fat sheep waiting to be slaughtered in their eyes.

So, when Murong Deyin, who was out for a walk, returned to the carriage, he brought a lot of street goods, wrapped in furoshiki.Murong Longce's face was full of black lines and he saw the result he didn't want the most - he made up all the 100 taels of silver he gave to Murong Deyin!

That is the household income of an ordinary well-off family for a year! !

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! !Murong Longce's face turned pale, and the more he thought about it, the more terrifying he became - Deyin spent 100 taels of silver in a short time, then he can spend 1 taels of silver in one day, and then spend all the property of the Murong family in xxx days Light, even if the speed at which I make money is xxx two days, if it matches his speed...￥#%#￥#

[Long Ce is troubled by the following calculation problem: a reservoir has two water pipes, one for water intake and one for discharge of water, the speed of water intake is xx cubic meters per second, and the speed of water discharge is xx cubic meters per second, how long will it take? Drain the water in this pool completely? 】Murong Deyin looked at him with disdain, idiot Long Ce, I just splurge occasionally.

But Murong Longce was caught in complicated calculations and couldn't extricate himself. Murong Deyin took out the street stalls he bought and shared them with Yin Gu and the idiot-looking emperor who pretended to be stupid. .

Originally, Yin Gu ignored Deyin, but when he heard that Deyin was going to give him a gift, Yin Gu's eyes lit up with anticipation involuntarily, so a group of people gathered in front of the carriage to watch Deyin take the burden wrapping. Open it to show off your "shopping" results.

"It is said that it is a frying spoon made by a famous craftsman in the capital—this one is for Yin Gu."

"The iron abacus produced by what workshop can also be used to smash people, give it to my brother."

"Colorful windmills, spinning tops, diabolos, iron rings, these are for the emperor."

"The painted umbrella for sunshade is more exquisite in workmanship, I keep it for myself."

"A collar for dogs, this is for Li Si."

Long Ce interjected: "Ah, I can ask, why did you give him this?"

"He himself asked me for it once." Murong Deyin explained.

"Then did you ask him why he wanted this?" Long Ce asked.

"No, maybe he has a dog." Deyin said.

"However, as far as I know, he has been around the world for so long, and he has never raised any dogs." Murong Longce said with deep meaning, and Yin Gu touched his chin with playful eyes. It seems that both of them learned by accident The secret evil taste of Prince Li.

"Maybe it's a gift." Murong Deyin didn't think so much.

"Can't I buy it myself as a gift? Why did you buy it? How did he tell you?" Long Ce broke the casserole and asked the end.

"He said, if it's convenient for me, give him a collar and don't tell others." Deyin said.

"Oh~~" Yin Gu and Long Ce elongated the ending sound meaningfully.

Then the two continued to think about their own things, Yin Gu continued to be full of black lines at Deyin's gift, and Long Ce continued to worry about the water pipe algebra problem.

Deyin continued to show his achievements:

"This, what kind of pillow from Xiuzhuang, save it for Chen Xuanlang."

Long Ce woke up again with jealousy, gritted his teeth and asked, "Damn! Why did you use it for him! What kind of onion is he!!"

"Whoever sees it has a share. He has been following us. I bought him a pillow for him to use under his head when he was blown away by me." Deyin explained, "This washbasin is for Snow God." Why did you give him a washbasin?" Long Ce ==

"Because I couldn't think of anything to give him, someone just tried to sell it to me. And this, walking stick, for Leng Hun; big pants, for Zhu Tong who loves to run naked; chicken feather blanket, for Wu Bao and maid; There are these hairpins of ten coins each, which can be given to the emperor's wives and concubines, I think they live in the harem, and they should have never seen folk handicrafts, although these are cheap, they may win unexpected praise."

The emperor's face was so long when he heard it, what nonsense? ! !Use land stalls to give to the queen? !

"There are more than a dozen of these painted wooden tea coasters, and they can be given as souvenirs to the masters of various sects and branch halls we saw in the capital." Deyin was quite thoughtful.

Long Ce == said: "Street stalls are street stalls. They are useless except to satisfy your own desire to spend money. Throw away all these rags and enter the imperial city. Brother will show you what is real. What is the enjoyment of the rich!" As he said, he went to grab the stalls and pretended to throw them away.

"These are all useful things." Murong Deyin was reluctant to part with the stalls.Hold on to the furoshiki without losing your hand.

A burst of elegant chuckles came to mind just at this moment, a voice like Tianyin came from above the head, and the person laughed and said, "Master Undercurrent, isn't he as rebellious and isolated as Hei Lian as rumored, but instead treats vulgar people in the market?" I like it so much, could it be that I followed the wrong person and mistook it?"

When Murong Longce heard this, he quickly said in a loud voice: "It's a bit of a mistake. Since the immeasurable Tianzun Mei Basha came out of the imperial city to greet her in person, why bother to prevaricate? Since your Excellency does not agree with us, then Please go back! Please forgive me for disappointing you."

"Wuliang Tianzun?" Murong Deyin, who is ignorant of the world, flashed the image of Taishang Laojun in his mind - since he used the nickname of Wuliang Tianzun, then this Mei Basha must have a fat belly and a long beard. Gone is the old way.

In the end, what landed in front of them was a young master Xiuyi in a gorgeous dark-sleeved robe, holding a snow-sent cold plum fan in his hand, shrewd in his phoenix eyes, and a smile at the corner of his mouth. gas.

"It's the Wulin Xiezun stationed in the capital, his immeasurable celestial skills are not easy to entangle, so be careful." Murong Longce reminded in a low voice.

"Would you like to send a tea coaster as a token of appreciation?" Murong Deyin asked Long Ce.

"Hello." Long Ce ==

Mei Basha smiled slightly at Deyin: "My lord, I don't want a tea coaster." It turned out that he had heard it all.

Then, Mei Basha and Long Ce began to have a witty conversation for a few miles. The general meaning was that Mei Basha came to say hello, to show the friendship of the landlord, that is, to threaten them not to be too rampant in their own territory. , It is also a good relationship.

And Murong Deyin said to a guy dressed in black who suddenly appeared next to him: "Are you the shadow guard of the Eight Sha Taoist?"

The man in black was silent for a while, and finally said: "Master is not a Taoist."

"You hid it well, but I found you." Murong Deyin said, "Since your master has made peace with us, I should give you some greeting gifts. I can tell from your breath that you have suffered many internal and external injuries, so this The box of holy medicine for healing is my gift to you."

Speaking of which, he really took out a brocade box from his sleeve, which was secretly slipped by Long Ce to him just now—Long Ce used the secret method of internal force transmission to tell Deyin that Mei Basha doted on his personal bodyguard, The shadow guard's name is Twelve, so he can take the opportunity to curry favor with him and indirectly establish a good relationship with Mei Basha.

But Shadow Guard Twelve didn't move, and said calmly, "I'm sorry, I can't take your things without the master's order."

"This is something for you, not for your master. You can decide for yourself." Murong Deyin said.

Mei Basha said from the side at this time: "Twelve, since it is a gift from the Lord, you can accept it."

The shadow guard had no choice but to answer: "Yes." He took the brocade box.

After the meeting was over, the shadow guard followed the master and turned around. Halfway through, Mei Basha said to the shadow guard: "Twelve, take out the medicine that Lord Undercurrent gave you, and let me have a look."

"Yes." Twelve put his hands into his arms, and his face suddenly changed.

Mei Basha squinted his eyes, grabbed Twelve's wrist, checked his pulse, and hurriedly asked: "The Lord Undercurrent actually attacked you?! He really has unexpected intentions!! He wants to use you to control me!"

"No... No, he didn't do anything to me, but he did have the money to kill me." Twelve said bitterly.

"What happened to him? Your pulse is normal." Mei Basha was puzzled, and wanted to check that Twelve's body was intact.

Twelve opened his clothes, and a bunch of tea coasters fell out with a clatter - until just now, he didn't realize how these tea coasters were put in.

"..." Mei Basha stared at the teacups for a while, and finally said, "Very good.

Take it back and put a teacup on it. "

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The gate of the capital finally opened, Murong Deyin and the others still waited until the gate opened instead of flying through the gate to enter like Mei Basha.

It is said that the people who entered the city were crowded, and everyone was so crowded that Murong Deyin got into the carriage early, and the emperor also got into it, leaving Yin Gu and Long Ce to laboriously lead the horse and drive in the crowd .

Two scumbags.

Deyin only heard the voices of people outside, and the carriage moved slowly like a snail.It was very boring in the carriage, Murong Deyin started to play with the Xuesonghanmei fan that Mei Basha gave just now. Murong Deyin represents Xie Zun's courtesy to Murong Deyin.

Murong Deyin played with the fan, imitating the appearance of Xie Zun, unfolding the fan casually, intoxicated himself for a while - as expected, people feel different when holding a fan, no wonder Long Ce likes to use a fan as a front.

So he imitated Xie Zun's tone, patted the emperor's head and said: "Xiaofeng, call me master, I will give you candy."

"Murong Deyin, don't be too rampant!" the emperor said coldly.