just eat you

Queen Bai actually has a nickname, Xiaolizi.

Those who dare to nickname Queen Bai are naturally not ordinary people. That person is Queen Bai's own wife, the Queen Mother.Because Bai Yueli grew up fat when he was young, his round face was like a fruit, and there was a word Li in his name, so he couldn't escape the tragic fate of being called Lizi.

Queen Bo had a miserable childhood, at least he thought so.

When he was young, the Empress Dowager and the Empress Dowager had such a good relationship, as long as the two got together, they would kiss me and me, and put Xiao Lizi aside to fend for herself, leaving an indelible shadow on Xiao Lizi's childhood. That is, as long as men and women get together, nothing good will happen.

The Supreme Emperor was a well-known attending doctor at that time, and the Empress Dowager was a rare and precious psychological counselor at that time, and she was a senior one.This invisibly put a lot of pressure on the strong little pear, because when she went to school, if she learned well, others would say: "Look at that Bai Yueli, the family conditions are so good, and the parents are very powerful, so the genetic He's also very smart." If you don't learn well, then people will naturally say: "Tsk tsk, people say that dragons make dragons and phoenixes, so why did the Bai family give birth to such an idiot?"

This kind of thing didn't calm down until Bai Yueli returned from studying abroad.

What's more, Queen Bai's cleanliness is not born, but acquired.

In fact, when Xiao Lizi was very young, he didn't distinguish between dirty and dirty food. Even if a slice of bread fell on the ground, he would pick it up and stuff it into his mouth to eat.Originally, this kind of problem of a child is not a big problem, but the emperor is not happy, why?Disease comes from the mouth!

So the Supreme Emperor explained the truth to the five-year-old Xiao Lizi, showed him color pictures, told him that there were many people walking around on the ground every day, and there were bugs crawling around, and finally took Xiao Lizi to look at the germs under the microscope.

Who knew that the correction was overdone, those crawling bugs, cockroaches, and wriggling germs dealt a big blow to Xiao Lizi, and even made him wonder if the bugs would crawl on the table, on the dishes, or Climb into the bowl, into the washbasin, into the clothes, etc... It can be seen that the children's imagination is very rich.

Because of thinking too much, Xiao Lizi became a little nervous. He didn't dare to eat vegetables, but only dared to use the dishes he had washed. He had to put a lot of mothballs in the closet and washed his hands several times a day.

Seeing her little fat man getting thinner and thinner, the queen mother was so angry that she ignored the emperor for several days, and then used her knowledge to enlighten Xiao Lizi.Finally, the wilting little Lizi understood the principle of hygiene, and then learned what disinfectant and detergent are, and finally developed the habit of cooking, washing dishes, washing clothes and tidying up the room.

Therefore, diligent babies should be educated from an early age.

Later, Bai Yueli graduated from high school, and it was his duty to choose medical school, and it was a very good medical school.This brought tears to Comrade Lao Bai's eyes, and he felt that his success in education had given him successors.It's a pity that I was not happy for a few days. Just two weeks after the college entrance examination, Xiao Lizi solemnly told her family about this matter...

He doesn't like women! !

This is an earth-shattering event! ! ! !

The queen mother burst into tears, her son is so handsome that he doesn't like women! !She is still waiting to have a grandson, but she doesn't like women, so... what about the grandson?

Comrade Old Bai's face turned pale, and after thinking about it, he felt that he had not brought any bad influence to Comrade Xiao Bai, so why would Comrade Xiao Bai not like women?

Comrade Xiaobai said this about this matter: "Women are too troublesome." This kind of thing was counted from the time when he was sent a love letter by a senior schoolmate in elementary school until he graduated from high school, and the women who came and went around him did not count. There are many types of them, but no matter what kind of women they are, they are very annoying, because they smear their faces with chemicals, spray their bodies with toilet water, talk tired and crooked, and always want to rub against him. , let him take the trouble.And the most important thing is that since he was a child, he has firmly believed that men and women will delay the business, such as leaving himself aside, even if a family of three were walking in the park at that time, as long as one of them didn't pay attention, the unprofessional second elder would be in trouble. They ran to the side and ate ice cream one bite at a time, while their poor son was so dazed by the sun that he was crying to find his parents.Therefore, in order to avoid this kind of thing from happening in the future, women must keep a respectful distance.

The two elders of the Bai family looked at each other, and finally the Empress Dowager Bai chatted with her son for a long time, and tried all kinds of methods, but the son still refused to eat.Later, the Empress Dowager Bai gritted her teeth: "Okay, you don't like women, so you have to like men?"

Bai Yueli frowned: "Maybe, I don't like getting close to others very much."

Empress Dowager Bai wanted to vomit blood, but she thought that it would be better for you to say that you like men, at least you can have a companion when you get old.But after all, he was his own son, so he couldn't stay on the wrong path, so the Empress Dowager Bai began to show righteousness, saying that not all women were as he saw them, but in fact, some were very clean and refreshing.And if you like men, well, you have to use your penis to poke the other party's little chrysanthemum, but the little chrysanthemum is a very unclean place, etc., Bai Yueli's face is said pale.With a final wave of his hand: "Forget it, it's really troublesome to like someone, I think it's good to be alone."

The Empress Dowager Bai returns home in a defeat, and Comrade Old Bai is replaced.

In fact, Comrade Lao Bai was also quite embarrassed. After a long time, seeing his son's face getting worse and worse, he finally issued an ultimatum: "No matter what, you must find a partner!"

Finding a partner means that two people have to be together every day, and being together every day proves that there will be endless troubles.But Bai Yueli thought about it, the bed partner is also a partner, and he doesn't have much responsibility, so he nodded in agreement.

Because of this conversation, the two elders of the Bai family closed their doors to discuss, and finally decided to throw their son abroad, out of sight and out of mind, and in some foreign countries, the medical teachers are much better than those in China, and they are more sensitive to people with different sexual orientations. China is more tolerant, same-sex marriages are allowed, and there are so many blond and blue-eyed handsome men and beautiful women in foreign countries, maybe my son can fall in love with one of them, right?

Having a companion is a must.

It's a pity that they calculated everything and didn't take into account the degree of cleanliness of their son.The body odor and body hair of Europeans and Americans alone are enough for Bai Yueli to avoid, let alone find a partner. In short, during the seven years abroad, he basically lived a life like a monk.Why do you say basic?Because the year before he was going to return to China, he met Zheng Jianxing who was traveling abroad and talking about business. , This is simply kissing and kissing.Moreover, the man Zheng Jianxing talked about business with was Bai Yueli's senior.

Foreigners always have endless misunderstandings and curiosity about the black-haired and black-eyed Chinese, especially the lonely, silent, handsome and elegant white lotus like Bai Yueli, who is so smart and capable of kung fu.This is simply a scene on campus, a wonderful flower!

So they hurriedly set up a bridge and forced the two fellow villagers to meet.

When the fellow villagers saw the fellow villagers, their eyes were full of tears.No matter what kind of white lotus Bai Yueli is, he can't avoid the kind of intimacy he felt when he suddenly saw a fellow from the same city in a faraway land... This kind of intimacy made Bai Yueli, who had always been cold and heartless, drank too much .He drank too much and others drank too much, some people would cry and laugh, some people would sleep quietly, some people would be noisy, but Queen Bai would be in heat.

The problem is, Queen Bo didn't even know she was in heat! !

Now it's all right, Zheng Jianxing, who is cold and unscrupulous, took advantage of the loopholes, relying on his strength, ability to drink, and put Queen Bai to death.From then on, these two people were not enemies, did not get together, did not know each other.As soon as Bai Yueli returned to China, he was found by Zheng Daweilang who smelled fishy.It's a pity that Bai Yueli was not so easy to get along with when he was sober, with a few sentences, Zheng Jianxing was disgraced, and he returned in embarrassment.

But Zheng Jianxing had already become a businessman at that time. Since he was a businessman, he knew very well that there are many friends and it is easy to go. Moreover, a friend like Bai Yueli is even more rare, so he did it like this, Bai Yueli Zheng Jianxing was abducted into his "family doctor" by the cheeky Zheng Jianxing.

Bai Yue Li Neng has a friend, and the elders of the Bai family are also very happy. Moreover, Zheng Jianxing looks dignified and well-spoken, which deeply favors the elders.So the two elders of the Bai family entrusted their son to Zheng Jianxing as soon as they were happy, and then the two of them went abroad to settle down together.

In fact, no one like Zheng Jianxing can imagine him as Bai Yueli's friend, who is Dr. Bai?That is definitely the flower of Gaoling, the kind of white lotus that can be seen from a distance but not played with! !But what about Zheng Jianxing?Basically, no one knows what kind of person he is, and he doesn't shy away from talking about it. At the beginning, he had a child under the pretense and quarreled with his family and was almost kicked out of the house. Originally, Mr. Zheng had arranged for him, but he was unwilling to go. I waded out of the way with my feet here and there, not to mention, I walked quite smoothly.

But Bai Yueli knew that because of his temperament, he could easily offend others, so it would be best to have a friend who is all-round and slick by his side, and Zheng Jianxing was sent to his door by himself, so it's not for nothing...

Look, in fact, no one is cheap.

But ever since Zheng Jianxing knew that Bo Yueli didn't like women, he helped him pay attention. If he saw a good and clean boy, he would send it to him. The name is that good things must be tasted first by brothers.In fact, everyone knew that Young Master Zheng didn't want to get in touch, for fear of trouble.

It doesn't matter to Bai Yueli, if there is something pleasing to the eye, he will continue, and if he gets tired of getting along for a few days, he will return to Zheng Jianxing to deal with the aftermath, and he will feel relaxed.

But later, Zheng Jianxing actually fell in love with a type that he would never have touched before. Not to mention a sissy, he was a pure kindergarten teacher; .

"Turning a sloppy person into a clean person will give you a great sense of accomplishment. In order to keep your life from being filled with the smell of formalin, I introduce such a good person to you!" Zheng Jianxing's tongue is like a lotus flower.

So Bai Yueli just hesitated, and let Zhou Xiaoli enter the room...