just eat you

Zhou Xiaoli was mourning the withering of his frail little chrysanthemum, and it was rare for Bai Yueli to give medicine to that swollen little chrysanthemum.Zhou Xiaoli groaned and kept saying, "MD, it hurts to poop... Damn, don't you have a cleanliness? Oh, it hurts, it hurts!! Take it easy~~"

Bai Yueli frowned: "If you call again, I'll pour 84 into it and thoroughly disinfect it for you."

Zhou Xiaoli burst into tears: "Day, are you human, you pervert!!!"

Bai Yueli finished administering the medicine to him, then took off the rubber gloves on his hands and threw them into the trash can: "Okay, I'm going to cook some porridge for you."

Zhou Xiaoli glanced at the trash can: "Why did you throw away the gloves? They can still be used after washing."

Bai Yueli shook his hands in disgust: "Lie down and rest."

"You think it's dirty, don't you?" Zhou Xiaoli sneered, full of displeasure: "You think your asshole is dirty too? Why didn't you feel it was dirty when you poked it in? Why are you pretending now? If you really dislike it so much, why don't you just put your ass hole in it? I eunuched myself, and cut off that little bird that was stained with shit, how clean it is." What the hell, I'm a clean freak, I put on airs every day, don't I still like to poke a man's little asshole, cut it!

The veins on Bai Yueli's head twitched: "What do you mean?"

Zhou Xiaoli pretended to be dead on his stomach: "I'm not interested, you go cook."

Bai Yueli felt that he was indeed in the wrong of Zhou Xiaoli, so he didn't say anything, but walked into the bathroom with a cold face, washed his hands thoroughly before going to the kitchen to cook.

Zhou Xiaoli felt that his reaction was too calm. It is said that he could at least cry and ask for compensation for what happened to him. not bad.He scratched his head, and decided to call Gao Min and tell him about his aggrieved first time.Can you not be aggrieved?At any rate, the other party was the one who took the initiative, but in the end, he didn't even have any sweet words, and even looked disgusted.Dislike me, MD!

The kindergarten was taking a lunch break. Gao Min made a tour, covered the children who kicked the quilt with quilts, and then walked to his seat to rest.The cell phone on the table suddenly flashed seven-color lights. Gao Min always put the cell phone on silent when he was at work, so he could only see if there was a call coming in. He picked up the cell phone to check, and it showed Zhou Xiaoli.

Gao Min quietly walked out of the lounge, closed the door, answered the phone and lowered her voice: "Hey, Xiaoli, what's the matter?"

Zhou Xiaoli's phone was connected but he didn't know what to say, so he asked for a long time, "How are you doing?"

"It's pretty good." Gao Min took another two steps outside: "Why are you calling me now? Are you having trouble living outside?"

Of course it doesn't go my way!Zhou Xiaoli had tears in his eyes: "Then when will the house be finished?"

Zheng Jianxing was changing the furniture one after another, and every time he asked, he said that it was too late, so Gao Min said hesitantly: "It's been a few days, um, what's wrong with you, Xiao Li? Are you sick?"

Zhou Xiaoli sighed depressingly: "I'm not sick, I just miss you." He was really embarrassed to say that he had been abused by so-and-so.

Gao Min felt uneasy, Zhou Xiaoli had never spoken to himself in this tone: "Xiaoli, your tone is wrong, did that doctor Bai bully you?"

Zhou Xiaoli bit the pillow towel and grinded his teeth, and after a while, he said, "Xiao Miner, don't agree to that rude request surnamed Zheng. Let me tell you, it hurts, it hurts so much! And I can't poop. Like hemorrhoids."

Gao Min's cheeks were flushed: "What nonsense are you talking about, what rude request..." After finishing speaking, he felt something was wrong: "Eh? Xiao Li, how do you know it will... hurt?"

Being asked like this, Zhou Xiaoli couldn't hold back his words anymore: "MLGB, Xiao Miner, let me tell you, that Bai Yueli is really not a thing, he drank too much, and ended up giving the young master...to what... ...Wuuuu, I was innocent in my life, my incomparably pure little chrysanthemum~~ was destroyed by hot hands!! In the end, he didn't even say a word of consolation, and even despised my dirty chrysanthemum~ Do you think he is an asshole or not? He despises a wool, I hate him and poke him, what the hell!!!”

With a black line on her head, Gao Min asked in surprise, "Wait a minute, Xiao Li, what do you mean? You mean...you mean..."

"What I mean is that the young master was caught in a tiger's mouth and was given by a pervert! That Bai Yueli is gay!" Zhou Xiaoli waved his hands vigorously, then tried his best to turn over and sit up leaning against the head of the bed, putting the pillow under his waist, Grinning painfully.

Gao Min was even more surprised: "What? Who is GAY?"

"Who else can there be? That detergent pervert, who wants to hold the detergent and kiss him every day." Zhou Xiaoli complained angrily, and when he looked up, he saw the detergent pervert standing at the door of the bedroom with a gloomy face holding a porridge bowl.

The aroma of porridge wafted in, causing Zhou Xiaoli to swallow hard. He didn't know how much Bai Yueli listened to what he said, but it seemed that there should be a lot.

Gao Min didn't expect that he would actually push his friend into the wolf's mouth, his face turning green and then pale: "Xiao Li, when I get off work to pick you up, I won't change the furniture!! How dare he bully you, it's too bad!"

Zhou Xiaoli's heart is warm, it's better for Xiao Min'er, hey, his first time with a man should be reserved for Xiao Min'er, what a mistake.

At this time, Bai Yueli had already walked to the bedside, he put the porridge bowl on the bedside table, and then grabbed Zhou Xiaoli's phone: "Hello, is this Teacher Gao?"

When Gao Min heard that there was a new person on the phone, she was startled at first, and then became angry: "Doctor Bai, I will pick up Xiaoli from your place after get off work. Please take care of him these few days." Said to take care of the two Gao Min accentuated the words.

Bai Yueli restrained Zhou Xiaoli who was flaring his teeth and claws: "Mr. Gao, I think you have misunderstood. Xiaoli and I are in love with each other. It is right to take care of him. How can we say it is troublesome."

Love each other?Garbled characters appeared in Zhou Xiaoli's and Gao Min's minds at the same time: "The ghost is in love with you, and you are in love with the detergent!" Zhou Xiaoli screamed strangely.

Bai Yueli quickly threw the eye knife over, but his tone of voice was very gentle: "Xiao Li, don't be shy, I know you like me."

Zhou Xiaoli was stunned by the thunder.

What's stupid is Gao Min on the other end of the phone: "Bai, Dr. Bai, what...Xiao Li..."

Bai Yueli's tone was still gentle: "You know Xiaoli's character, he doesn't say anything, he only knows how to play with the computer. This time it's also my fault, I was too excited and didn't control the intensity, which made him feel a little uncomfortable. It won't happen next time, please rest assured."

Gao Min said stupidly: "Is that so...uh...so...then, Xiao Li..."

Bai Yueli sighed: "You can ask him, who cooks for him every day, who washes his clothes, and who cleans his room." After speaking, he handed the phone to Zhou Xiaoli.

Zhou Xiaoli, who had lost his suppression, rolled to the other side of the bed screaming, picked up his phone and cried, "Xiao Miner, don't listen to his nonsense~ ghosts..."

"Xiao Li, is it true that he cooks your meals every day? He also washes your clothes?" Gao Min asked hesitantly.

Zhou Xiaoli blinked and blinked: "Well, ah, he cooks and washes clothes. You know I can't cook, but..." But he has a limited time for cooking, and after a while he can only be hungry, The clothes are also in the washing machine, okay?

Gao Min solemnly said to the phone: "Xiaoli, since Dr. Bai is taking care of you, I can't say anything, and you have to change your temperament, you can't treat him just because he treats you a little bit. Okay, you overthrow everything. In the past, those girlfriends of yours were in charge of your food and housing, so what if you were still doing nothing? Now that Dr. Bai is in charge of you, in fact, I don’t worry... Let’s go and see you after I get off work , if your life is really bad, then I will pick you up, if it’s just like what Dr. Bai said, it’s just you losing your temper...Xiao Li, I really hope that Dr. Bai can take good care of you.” After speaking, I hung up the phone.

Zhou Xiaoli wailed into the phone: "Xiao Miner, woohoo, things are not what you think, I don't want him to care! Xiao Miner~ Xiao Miner!! Hello? Hello!!"

Bai Yueli leaned against the wall with her chest in her arms and looked at him: "Mr. Gao is coming over after get off work?"

Zhou Xiaoli grinned: "Hmph, I will go home when the time comes, and I will make your viciousness known to the world!" He tilted his head, feeling puzzled: "Hey, how did you know he was coming after get off work?"

Bai Yueli resisted the urge to roll his eyes: "Your knockoff phone leaks a lot."

"What's wrong with the counterfeit phone? It's high quality and low price, why don't you look down on you?" Zhou Xiaoli raised the middle finger with his left hand as a threat.

Bai Yueli looked at the lively Zhou Xiaoli, and suddenly smiled, Zhou Xiaoli got goosebumps all over his body... He had never seen Bai Yueli laugh like this before, so he always felt that it must be no good for him to smile like this, otherwise Why did my hairs explode?

Bai Yueli sat on the head of the bed and ordered some porridge bowls with his chin: "You don't want to eat?"

Zhou Xiaoli looked at the porridge in the bowl, smelling the aroma: "Eat... what kind of porridge is this?"

"Pork liver porridge, I'll feed you." Bai Yueli kindly handed over the spoon.He felt that his [-] years had been a bit boring, and Zhou Xiaoli and him could be regarded as complementary, and he dared to bet that this guy was definitely not a pure straight man, even if he was raped, there was not much resistance. Look, the possibility of being able to bend is very high.

Bai Yueli looked at Zhou Xiaoli who was eating porridge. Although this guy was a bit sloppy, but he didn't like to take a bath and tidy up the room with himself. Other conveniences could be tolerated. If there is any movement, there will be no food everywhere.

Knowing that Bai Yueli looked at him again, Zhou Xiaoli could only pretend not to see him, and plunged into the porridge bowl, trying to use food to ignore that powerful aura.

"Why don't we hang out and have a look." Bai Yueli said suddenly.

Zhou Xiaoli was chewing on the pork liver, hearing his words, almost spit.He took out a tissue, covered his mouth and coughed vigorously: "Ahem, you, don't scare me..." It was indeed a shock, dating Bai Yueli?Wouldn't it be abused by detergent every day?

"Then it's settled." Bai Yueli stood up suddenly, shaking Zhou Xiaoli with fright: "I bought you clothes." He walked to the living room, picked up the pile of T-shirts and shorts, and put them on Zhou Xiaoli's clothes. On the bed: "One a day later, your T-shirt will be worn out."

If it was a shock just now, it is almost a spark hitting the earth now, it is more than a shock.Zhou Xiaoli picked up a T-shirt wrapped in a plastic bag and asked, "You bought it for me?"

Bai Yueli nodded: "Yes, since you want to associate with me, then I will be responsible for your food, clothing, housing and transportation. You wear the clothes first, and then we will talk about the suitable ones later."

Zhou Xiaoli raised his head and looked at Bai Yueli, his eyes seemed to be looking at an alien again: "I want to date you?"

"I know, hasn't it been settled just now?" Bai Yueli raised one corner of his mouth: "When Mr. Gao is here, remember to tell him."

Zhou Xiaoli went crazy: "Who said that he wants to date you???"

Bai Yueli's face sank: "Do you dare not admit it?" He bent down oppressively and restrained Zhou Xiaoli's arm covering his chest: "Do you need me to help you remember?"

Only then did Zhou Xiaoli understand that the person in front of him, in addition to the shining title of doctor and the posture of the pervert queen of detergent, also needs to add another title, that is: "You think you are a gangster, you?????? Where is it?" Are you dating people like this??"

The queen of the underworld with the title of doctor exudes a cold breath of detergent: "If you agree, you can live a good life; if you don't agree, hehe..."

Zhou Xiaoli burst into tears on the spot: "Help, force a good man to become a prostitute and rob a man~~~~~"