just eat you

Suddenly one day, in my room, on my bed, I found a stranger, a strange man.The man was covering his own quilt and resting on his own pillow, without wearing anything, just lying sprawled on the bed...

This kind of visual impact is basically the same as catching rape.

Seeing that man, Zhou Xiaoli rushed over with a cry: "Hey, who is the evildoer!"

Zheng Jianxing was too lazy to go to work. In the morning, he vaguely heard Gao Min say that there was something to eat in the refrigerator, so he got up and remembered to eat, and then took Yang Yang to the kindergarten.He was a little excited last night because he took a big step in the invasion, and he couldn't sleep well for a long time. He finally fell asleep, but was startled by Zhou Xiaoli's voice.

He rubbed his eyes: "Why are you back?"

"Why did I come back?" Zhou Xiaoli gritted his teeth: "This is my house, why can't I come back? You, you, why are you here!!"

Zheng Jianxing turned over: "Well, you can go out, I will sleep for a while."

The corner of Zhou Xiaoli's mouth twitched: "Hey, do you think this is your home?"

Zheng Jianxing felt angry about getting up. Although he knew it was not his home, he was still unhappy.He stood up, naked, brushed past Zhou Xiaoli, then went into Gao Min's room and continued to sleep.

Zhou Xiaoli's jaw almost fell to the ground: "Your uncle, how dare you molest my quilt!!" He reached out and grabbed Zheng Jianxing's arm: "MD, who allowed you to sleep here?"

He knew that this bastard would attack Gao Min when he was not around, but he didn't expect that he would enter the room and sleep on his bed majestically.

Zheng Jianxing turned around, and the thing swollen due to the morning erection pointed straight at Zhou Xiaoli: "You talk nonsense, I will throw you out." After speaking, he slammed the door heavily and went to catch up on sleep.

Zhou Xiaoli was a typical bully and shy of toughness. He knew that Zheng Jianxing was not easy to mess with, including that jerk doctor who was a bit too clean.He was so angry that he rushed into his room, took out his cell phone and called Gao Min.

Gao Min had just finished the morning exercises with the children when she was shaken by the vibration of the mobile phone and felt numb all over.It's only nine o'clock in the morning. Is that person up?He thought of the way someone whimpered from the bed when he came out in the morning and didn't even go to work, and felt that this kind of person could still have a big company, it's really too short-sighted.

He asked the children to play by themselves, then took out their mobile phones, and at a glance, it turned out to be Zhou Xiaoli.

Zhou Xiaoli howled ghostly on the phone: "Dear Xiao Miner, you actually lured wolves into the house while I was away!!! That guy slept naked, he molested my bed, my quilt, and my pillow!! When you criticize him, he, he, he ran to your room... Huh... Xiao Miner, it's my fault... But why is he here? How can you treat me like this..."

Gao Min had a headache: "Okay, okay, don't talk about it, no matter what it is, let me talk about it when I go back." After speaking, he hung up the phone.

He was very happy that Zhou Xiaoli came back, but he didn't expect him to come back now.Forget it, as long as you don't fight.

Gao Min sighed and continued to play games with the children.

Zheng Jianxing slept until noon, rolled around on Gao Min's bed with his buttocks bare, and excitedly sniffed the fragrance on Gao Min's quilt.After a long time, he got up from the bed, touched his chin and smiled evilly: "It's really good, hardworking, clean and delicious, hehe, since I met..." He didn't want to play, his stomach started to growl.

When Gao Min left, he told him that there was food in the refrigerator. Zheng Jianxing lifted the quilt, pulled up the slippers that didn't fit his feet, and went into the kitchen naked.

The refrigerator was opened, and a gust of cool air gushed out, which cheered him up and woke him up.

There was nothing in the fridge that looked like a meal.Zheng Jianxing frowned, and suddenly saw the leftovers on the table.Only then did he remember that in the morning, it seemed that Zhou Xiaoli had returned.

Day, I ate everything, and I didn't know how to keep some for myself, what the hell!Young Master Zheng turned over an apple, washed it casually under the water pipe without wiping the water, and put it into his mouth, biting it with a crackling sound.

He remembered that his mobile phone and clothes were still in Zhou Xiaoli's room, so he stepped forward and pushed the door, and locked it.

"Fuck, I won't do anything to you, lock the door!" Zheng Jianxing cursed viciously, turned around and found that his clothes were thrown on the sofa in the living room.

He rummaged through his clothes, took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket, and called Bai Yueli while nibbling on an apple.

The phone rang for a long time before someone answered it.

"Hey, let me say, why did you put him back?" Zheng Jianxing was very unhappy.

Bai Yueli asked for leave today and didn't go to work. He drove to the supermarket early in the morning to buy a bunch of cleaning supplies, and was disinfecting the floor and bathroom at home.He is a clean freak to a certain extent, and he always feels that every place Zhou Xiaoli touches will carry inexplicable germs. If he doesn't clean it up in time, mushrooms will grow in the room.

Bai Yueli took off his mask and rubber gloves: "Why don't you let him go back and leave him here with me? His self-criticism has been written, by the way, where are you now?"

"Where is the little teacher's house?" Zheng Jianxing said triumphantly, "I slept all night."

"Yo, that's amazing? Are you sure you're sleeping on the bed?" Bai Yueli didn't think that Gao Min would be captured by him so easily. Hearing Zheng Jianxing's tone, it seemed that he had already eaten it.

"Sleeping on the bed, of course!" Zheng Jianxing smiled YD: "It's very soft and fragrant."

"What a poor child, just toss about it." Bai Yueli clamped the phone around his neck while spraying disinfectant in the corner of the room: "Speaking of which, your son can watch his teacher fall into your hands Where?" Zheng Yangyang was carved out of almost the same mold as Zheng Jianxing, with a belly full of bad water, a cute kid who usually looks cute, but he actually knows how to calculate this.

"Hmph, what does he want me to do, can he stop me?" Zheng Jianxing was still hungry after eating the apple, but he was reluctant to leave here. After all, he didn't have the key in his hand. Once he went out, he couldn't get in.He staggered into the balcony, where his underwear and a few flirty little clothes were hanging to dry, and after touching them, they were already dry.So I pulled it off and hung it from my arm, wearing it lazily.

"Pull you down." Hearing what he said, Bai Yueli knew that he didn't succeed last night. At most, he didn't know what method he used to stay overnight. Just this night, his tail stood up. : "What are you doing now?"

"Walking birds on the balcony!" Zheng Jianxing quacked Le, holding his phone in one hand and supporting his waist in the other, twisting his waist three times to the left and three times to the right.

Bai Yueli couldn't find an adjective to describe him: "Okay, I'm fine, I'll hang up."

"Hey, don't hang up yet." Zheng Jianxing hurriedly shouted, "What do you think of that so-and-so?"

Bai Yueli couldn't help but sigh: "First, he is a straight man, although he is a bit sexual; second, I never do things that force people, you know this, I wish the best if you love me; third, then The guy is so sloppy... But he is obedient, which is tolerable; Fourth, I haven't decided how to tell him and he left, which I can't help, after all, he has a place to live, and it is impossible to stay with me for a long time ,unless……"

"Unless what?" Zheng Jianxing asked anxiously, letting Zhou Xiaoli live under the same roof as him, not to mention not being able to eat meat, even taking advantage of it.

"Unless you have a way to make him unable to live there, I can't do anything." It is impossible for Bai Yueli to spend so much brains because of such a man who is not very good. Since Zheng Jianxing is greedy, then I can only find a way to drive away the dog guarding the fat.

Zheng Jianxing was sullen: "I thought you'd overwhelmed him a long time ago, so I just played like this for two days... okay, I'll think about it later." After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone, feeling unhappy about it.

Bai Yue Li snorted, threw the phone on the sofa, and said to himself that after living for two days, I feel so dirty that I can't stand it, and I'm in the time zone, I must go crazy.Even if he was allowed to live in... He squinted his eyes and thought about Zhou Xiaoli's performance in the past two days. He was so cute, so he lowered the steps a little, thinking that if that guy could keep acting like a dog, he could still bear it. .

Zheng Jianxing was so hungry that he didn't scratch or scratch. After eating a cold apple, he became even hungrier.

He rummaged around in Gao Min's living room, and finally lived up to everyone's expectations. He found a takeaway list, and it was from KFC.

Just make do with it.While calling customer service, Zheng Jianxing put his underpants on with one hand.After a while, the delivery person came, so I couldn't let others take advantage of it.

After ordering a bunch of things in a hurry, Zheng Jianxing put down the phone, went into the bathroom to turn on the water, and washed his face.He touched his chin, and it pricked, and all the stubble came out overnight.He looked at the things on Gao Min's washstand, the pink toothbrush and the pink cup, even the razor for shaving was also pink.

"Fuck, what a bitch." Zheng Jianxing scolded with a smile, put some shaving foam on his bar, then picked up the pink razor, and began to shave slowly.

After shaving, washing his face, and taking a shower, the doorbell rang.He went to open the door with a fragrant smell all over his body, and brought in the food in large and small bags.

Zhou Xiaoli is also a god.When he was lying on the bed and sleeping in a daze, he suddenly wanted to smell the aroma of food, then he got up with his eyes closed, and opened the door in a daze: "Xiao Miner, what delicious food did you cook?"

Zheng Jianxing was gnawing on the chicken wings, when he saw the head protruding from the door, he hummed and smiled: "Chicken wings, do you want to eat?"

Zhou Xiaoli's eyes were sleepy: "I want to eat..."

"If you want to eat, just ask me..." Zheng Jianxing smiled cheaply.

The half-asleep and half-awake Zhou Xiaoli has always been responsive to requests, as long as there is food, he is OK, he directly blocks the people around the food, and only sees hamburger, fries, chicken wings and Coke in his eyes: "Please, good man, give me some food." Come on."

Zheng Jianxing almost choked to death on the chicken wings, he stared at Zhou Xiaoli, thinking what the hell is this?

Seeing that Zheng Jianxing didn't respond, Zhou Xiaoli thought he agreed, so he happily grabbed a hamburger and slipped back into the room like a mouse.

"Able to stretch and bend, even a great hero!" Zheng Jianxing raised his middle finger at the door that Zhou Xiaoli closed, looking at a table of food, he lost his appetite in an instant.