Reborn Night King

"...Why, why, why do you want to take off your clothes?" Shan Zhongxiao quickly tightened his collar to protect the territory and sovereignty.

"Huh? Didn't you just say that you want to apply for a male public relations job? Male public relations interviews have to take off their clothes. How dare I hire you if I don't fully understand your strength?"

Impossible?Shan Zhongxiao leaned against the door frame, wanting to rush out.

"It's strange, I didn't have this link when I came in..." Lian Rong said leisurely, as if he was calmly analyzing this strange phenomenon, and suddenly he said: "Well, I understand! It must be yours. It's too bad, so I had to make up for it with my body."

"Go to hell!" Shan Zhongxiao was furious immediately.No matter how easy he is to talk, he can't just taunt him endlessly looking for opportunities.

"Huh? You told me to die?" The little man widened his eyes and stood up.

"Huh?" Shan Zhongxiao was about to lean on the door frame, watching the little manager's face gradually become gloomy and terrifying, he waved his hands repeatedly and said, "No, no, no...I'm not talking about you."

"Then who are you talking about?" The little man looked around, put his hips on his hips, stomped his feet, and pointed at a 45-degree angle to the upper left: "Are you talking about air?"

"..." Shan Zhongxiao's mouth twitched.What is this man doing?

"It doesn't matter. Zhang Wei graduated from an acting major. What he usually does is the same as acting in a drama. Just get used to it." Lian Rong comforted Shan Zhongxiao with an air of habit.

Like this?

Shan Zhongxiao and Zhang Wei, whom Lian Rong was talking about, continued to stare wide-eyed, quickly adjusted their emotions in their hearts, and tried their best to save the situation: "Manager, I'm sorry, I was too nervous, I didn't mean it, I swear."

Zhang Wei's face softened a bit, raised his eyebrows, leaned back into the boss chair, pointed at Shan Zhongxiao, and ordered: "Forget it, newcomer, I don't care. Come on, take off."

...Why hasn't he forgotten about this?Shan Zhongxiao grinned stiffly, and tried to ask: "Is it okay if you don't take it off?"

"No." He resolutely refused.

Shan Zhongxiao thought for a second about his white-cut chicken and washboard-effect breastplate, and shook his head more resolutely.

"Huh? Don't want to? Why don't you want to come for an interview?" Zhang Wei stood up unhappily, walked up to Shan Zhongxiao in a few steps, and looked up fiercely into Shan Zhongxiao's eyes.

Shan Zhongxiao subconsciously made a mistake backwards, and a thought circled in his mind: "Ah, he's really short. Is this person 1.6 meters tall?"

"Hehe..." Lian Rong smiled happily, as if seeing Shan Zhongxiao capable of laughing at another person was such a joyful thing.

At this time, Zhang Wei also noticed the height gap between him and Shan Zhongxiao, and hurriedly stepped back two more steps to stand still, raised his head high, and put on a serious pose: "You, go and sit on the sofa over there."

"Oh." Shan Zhongxiao didn't understand why he sat up, closed his knees tightly, put his hands on his knees, sat upright, and focused his eyes on Zhang Wei, trying his best to appear modest, cautious, sensitive and studious. look.

"I'm not telling you to listen to the class, take it easy." Zhang Wei saw Shan Zhongxiao sitting there honestly like a shepherd dog, he suddenly felt better, waved his hands, sat down next to Shan Zhongxiao, put his hands on the back of the sofa, It was as if he wanted to hold Shan Zhongxiao in his arms.

Um?Shan Zhongxiao blinked, and moved his butt to the side without any trace.

"Hey, how old is this year?" Zhang Wei asked with a smile, looking up and down at Shan Zhongxiao with a lewd look.

This sounds a bit awkward.Shan Zhongxiao thought of several dog-blood martial arts dramas he had seen before, and the local hooligans in them all said this sentence when they molested the little girl who sang the song.

He moved to the side without any trace, and replied with a dry smile: "...Thirty."

"Thirty!" Zhang Wei exaggeratedly jumped up and shouted, frightened the unprepared Shan Zhongxiao, his ass left the sofa and almost fell to the ground.

After finally steadying himself, Shan Zhongxiao saw that Zhang Wei also seemed to have calmed down.He straightened his tie, sat down next to Shan Zhongxiao again, smiled, and continued to say with a pleasant face as much as possible: "It's not like such a big one, but it's okay, some people like older ones, who are mature and tasteful. How do you think about it?" Want to come to work with us?"

"...introduced by a friend." Strictly speaking, it might be considered.

"Oh...then why do you want to come to us as a publicist?"

Why do PR?Shan Zhongxiao looked up to the sky.I remember when he was applying for a teacher full of ideals, the principal asked him the same sentence with a smile: Why do you want to be a teacher?

why?At the beginning, besides looking forward to a stable job and a respected identity, he also expected to become a passionate teacher like the Japanese manga GTO, helping one after another lost young people to get back on the right path and be a down-to-earth person , Do things seriously.

And until today, he didn't realize how big a gap existed between the ideal and the reality. He couldn't blame anyone, but he didn't have the courage to accept every student from the very beginning.

And what reasons do you need to be a publicist?It is neither stable nor respected social status, let alone realize any ideal in life.Could it be that he was persecuted by Lian Rong?

Shan Zhongxiao thought over and over again, and finally answered two words: "Make money!"

Zhang Wei didn't seem to have expected Shan Zhongxiao to answer so happily, so he raised his eyebrows, showing some appreciation: "Yes, the goal is clear. A soldier who doesn't want to be a general is not a good soldier, and a publicist who doesn't want to make a lot of money is not a good publicist." PR!"

As he was talking, Zhang Wei became excited again, his face flushed, and after he spoke up and down, he clenched his fists again, as if to encourage Shan Zhongxiao.

Shan Zhongxiao opened his mouth, and looked at Zhang Wei's exaggerated actions foolishly. He was strongly moved by his eyes, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet, raised his right hand, and clenched his fist, expressing meaning.

This person should be doing pyramid schemes, it's really a shame to stay here!Shan Zhongxiao secretly sighed in his heart.

Zhang Wei was very happy to see Shan Zhongxiao cooperate with him so much, as if he had never seen a confidant in a hundred years, he moved a little closer, patted Shan Zhongxiao on the shoulder vigorously and said with a big smile: "You can teach a child, you can teach a child."

Suddenly, as if he remembered something again, he threw himself on Shan Zhongxiao's body, fumbling with his hands, and shouted: "Take off your clothes, take off your clothes quickly."

Shan Zhongxiao was furious instantly.Damn, he still remembers it!

"Don't, don't." Shan Zhongxiao pushed Zhang Wei while protecting his clothes.

During the back and forth between you and me, Shan Zhongxiao subtly found that he was not as frightened as when he was overwhelmed by Pei Tiantian at that time, feeling that his personal safety was threatened, but as if he was just playing with a Labrador.In an instant, Shan Zhongxiao felt deep sorrow for the little Zhang Wei. It turns out that there are people in this world who have less sense of existence than him...

It's just that although Zhang Wei is small, his perseverance is admirable. He didn't succeed for a long time, and was sweating profusely from exhaustion, but he still didn't give up.While he was unbuttoning Shan Zhongxiao's shirt, he also made a flirtatious look, which looked extraordinarily funny.

"Don't be shy, take it off, and I'll help you see if you're qualified for public relations. From now on, I'll cover you up and make sure you make a lot of money every day, hehe."

"No, I don't want to take it off." Shan Zhongxiao felt that if someone else said this to him, he would definitely be ashamed and indignant on the spot, turning around and running away, but the words came out of Zhang Wei's mouth without any force, the little man With his baby face, he jumped up and down on him, like a restless little monkey, which was a bit ridiculous.

Lian Rong had been holding back her laughter from the very beginning, but at this moment she couldn't hold it anymore, the internal injury from laughing caused her to hiccup.

No matter how scary Zhang Wei is, it's not an option to go on like this.Shan Zhongxiao has already started to have a sore back and back pain, his hands and feet are sore, and he is sweating profusely. If he is really stripped of his clothes by a little man like Zhang Wei, he will be ashamed and thrown to his grandma's house.

"Lian Rong, don't just watch the fun, talk about what to do now. Don't you just listen to what you say for a while?"

"I also said that I like to watch you have fun. You can figure it out yourself."

"How can you be so disrespectful!"

Shan Zhongxiao was furious, and Zhang Wei stripped off half of the outer blouse in a flash.

"Manager, calm down first, why do you have to take off my clothes?" He didn't want to accept the unspoken rules of the office. Being a publicist is depressing in itself, and it's a big loss to be molested if you don't make money.

"Damn, Shan Zhongxiao, those are D&G's clothes, can you be careful?" Lian Rong finally stopped watching.

Cooperating with him is not as good as a piece of clothing?Shan Zhongxiao was dissatisfied and shot back: "Then tell me what you want me to do!"

"What should I do? Kick him!" Lian Rong said confidently without hesitation.

"What?" Let him kick the interviewer?This is the first time I heard, isn't this courting death?

Shan Zhongxiao was startled again, Zhang Wei successfully took off the blouse on his body and threw it aside.

"Kick! Why hesitate!"

Shan Zhongxiao saw that the situation was not good, and he didn't have time to think, he gritted his teeth, closed his eyes, kicked his feet twice, but he still couldn't get down and kicked up cruelly.

Zhang Wei was also out of breath due to the disparity in physique, he stretched out his hand to grab Shan Zhongxiao's shirt, and kept calling "little baby" and "little sweetheart", which made Shan Zhongxiao's skin crawl.

Shan Zhongxiao's sweat ran down his forehead and dripped into his eyes, causing a sharp pain.How did it become like this?Shan Zhongxiao couldn't laugh or cry.

Suddenly, he was pinched hard, Shan Zhongxiao shuddered, and immediately reflexively protected his chest, and ruthlessly knocked his head on Zhang Wei's head.

"Ouch!"

"Ouch!"

"Ouch!"

The three of them were immediately stunned.Zhang Wei jumped up, squatted to the corner of the wall and rubbed his head.Shan Zhongxiao gasped in pain, rubbing his forehead with tears in his eyes, and finally managed to break free from Zhang Wei's clutches.

"You're crazy! Why are you hitting that rock with your head? Do you think you're not stupid enough?" Lian Rong was furious. smoke.

"It's not that you have to bring me to find this crazy person..."

Unwilling to admit defeat, Shan Zhongxiao bumped back, took a breath, picked up the blouse that was thrown aside, opened the door and was about to go out.

The interview failed, anyway, he can't be blamed, he has worked hard.If you want to blame, you can only blame Lian Rong's ineffective supervision. He will continue to be his interpreter now.

"Wait." Zhang Wei stood up covering his head, and stopped Shan Zhongxiao in a wobbly manner. He took a breath and continued, "You have been admitted."