Smile and sigh incomparable in the morning

Ah, dying, dying!That bastard Xiahou dared to let me go again!It was the same last time, when he said he had something to ask me, I waited dryly, but I didn't expect him to make a plan to divert the tiger away from the mountain. I didn't know that he had gone on a family vacation with Chen Lu and Xiaotan until the sun went down, so I sent him I lied to you and wouldn't let me go with you!

I was bored and squatted under the rockery, teasing the demon grass that already had some shape.

Poke its waist, and it slowly twisted aside.

I wanted to pinch its leaves again, but saw it curling up the leaves tremblingly, looking very miserable.

Also, today it is time for me to pinch a stick of incense.

I sighed and just remembered, but a black cloud floated above my head.

Baby Xiahou jumped down from the rockery, stretched the elegant ink cloud robe gently in mid-air, and gracefully landed beside the demon grass.

Only then did I realize that the white and fat doll I held in my hands back then has grown as tall as me now.

Sure enough, demons and humans are incomparable.Even though I drank dragon blood back then and turned into a human form, a monster is still a monster after all, and some things cannot be changed.

"Hey, what are you thinking about again? Stupid."

Baby Xiahou has a contemptuous expression. Although he is still young, his picturesque eyebrows already have the shadow of the word "handsome". Unlike me, he will always have a bun face that seems to have not yet grown up.

I looked at his face with envy, and said angrily in my heart: "People who don't even know the time don't seem to have the right to call others stupid?! Why are you either late or not?!"

Baby Xiahou gave me a cool look, and then said two words coolly, completely knocking me down.

"……Fool."

Forgive him, everyone, he is just a child, he still doesn't know what is polite.As arrogant and disrespectful as he is and a bully, he's really just a spoiled kid.

I suppressed my anger and asked him pretending to be calm: "What do you want me for?"

"Do you know the little prince of the bureau?"

"It's your squad leader, isn't it?"

"Yes, that's him. This guy has been very aggressive recently. I asked him to solve it violently by the Huanggua River after school."

"Ah! It's getting late, hurry up!"

Baby Xiahou gave me another cold look.

I quickly recalled where I said the wrong thing again.

Before he could think of anything, the figure in front of him flickered, and he grabbed his hand and dragged him to run wildly. Oh no, he used lightness kung fu to drift. wear".

In fact, I also have this ability. As the Flower Demon King, my ability to escape from the ground is one of the best, definitely not slower than this "one-line penetration".

But ever since I accidentally dropped an earthworm on my head when I came out of the soil last time, after this scene was seen by Baby Xiahou, the bastard Xiahou said, "If you dare to drill again, I will shoot you with a shovel." Flatten your head!"

For this reason, I didn't sleep well for three nights in a row. I always dreamed that he was chasing me around with a huge shovel.

※※※I am the dividing line of nightmare************************************

Huanggua River.

The little prince of Juhuamen, Juhuacha, led a group of grotesque little P children to stare at the two of us majestically and aggressively.

"Baby Xiahou! You only brought one person, are you looking down on my flower tea?!" The child in red said angrily.

At the same time, I also looked at Baby Xiahou wonderingly, what does this guy want to do? One-on-one is very elegant, and group fights are very aura, but he pulled me here, let the two of us fight against a group of people, what is this? ?

"Go away!" Baby Xiahou turned to me and said.

I immediately turned around and ran away without hesitation, thinking that at last he still knows what it means to respect seniors.But...in this way...wouldn't it be him alone against a group? !

Baby Xiahou drew out his sword, waved his wrist, and the sword energy was everywhere.

I quickly stood still, and when I turned around, there was already shouting and killing from behind, and more than a dozen older children were fighting with Baby Xiahou.

A child is a child after all, and his moves and strength are not good enough. Do you think that shouting louder is imposing?Alas, it's not the opponent of Xiahou Baobao at all, no matter how many people there are, it's useless.

I watched absent-mindedly as Baby Xiahou subdued them one by one, thinking to myself what gift Chen Lu would bring me back to the villa at night.Last time he went to Xueyue Forest with Xiaotan and brought me a small bag of flower seeds, last time it was Kao’s hairpin from Lover’s Valley, and last time... This time they went to Tianshan to watch the sunrise, will they give it to me? I bring snow lotus?

"Hey! That one over there!"

I came back to my senses, adjusted the focus of my eyes, and then I was shocked!Xiahou Baobao was captured by Juhuacha at some point! (cough, just when you're thinking about it)

He stared at me with a stinky expression, I was confused by him, but it's important to finish the business first.

I stepped forward and shouted at Juhuacha: "Let him go!"

Bureau Flower Tea also had color on his face, but his expression was still very arrogant. He waved to the people behind, and the children behind immediately ran towards me obediently.

Well, if there is a way to heaven, you don’t go, but if there is no way to hell, you go sideways. This is what you asked for!

I took a deep breath, and when my lower abdomen suddenly shrank to the size of a bowl and my chest was so swollen that it was about to burst, I suddenly spit out the ultimate fireball at them!

Almost instantly, when the flames cleared up, seven or eight human figures like black coal balls appeared in front of my eyes.

I whistled, and I was in a good mood to bypass several obstacles that had lost the ability to move, speak, see, think, and respond, and stretched out a finger at the tea. I was so scared by that scene that I stared at my fingers in a daze.

With a sound of "Boom!", a gigantic and coquettish spark shot out from my finger in an instant, and by the way, it devoured a few hairs of someone who was concentrating on it.

Bureau Huacha jumped up in an instant, and ran away screaming like a pig.

I was about to pull up the baby Xiahou who was curled up on the ground, but suddenly I remembered the scene I accidentally saw when I passed Chenlu's room a few days ago, and I had a whim, I also wanted to try to do it like Xiaotan.

So I smiled evilly, and stretched out my fingers to lift Baby Xiahou's chin. Baby Xiahou raised his face, as if he didn't expect me to have this expression. Hi, but he suddenly hugged his stomach and asked with a very painful expression: "What did you eat for me this morning?"

"Ramen."

I'm learning cooking recently, because Chenlu's birthday will be here in half a month, and I plan to cook a full table for him. (Which version of Man Han Quan Feast are you, there will be ramen noodles-_______-”) This morning I just saw Baby Xiahou eating breakfast alone, so I asked him to try it.

"Ramen? No wonder... no wonder..."

No matter how stupid I am, I can understand his expression... This guy has a bad stomach.

I felt a little guilty, and sincerely bowed my head to admit my mistake: "I'm sorry."

"...idiot." At this moment, his expression suddenly changed, "Be careful behind you!"

It was too late, and the moment I turned around, I felt a sharp pain in my back. The green blood was so high that it rained down.

"Ah!!!" I think my eyes must be red at this time, staring fiercely at Ju Huacha who stabbed me when I was not prepared.

Bureau Huacha saw that the blow was successful, so he didn't want to fight, and ran away like last time.

How could I let him succeed this time? Holding on to the severe pain in his back, he inhaled and spit out a big fireball, hitting his exposed back.

I can guarantee that he will sleep on his stomach within half a year.

I felt my back ached to die for my revenge.Xiahou Baobao suppressed the churning feeling in his stomach, carried me on his back and ran towards the villa.

However, the power of ramen is huge, and Xiahou Baobao couldn't help it after running halfway.He put me down and quickly ran into the dense forest.

With green blood flowing all over my body, I struggled to climb onto a big rock under the sun, and then gritted my teeth and began to take off my clothes.Sure enough, human beings are different. As a flower demon, no matter how high the number of stages is, you still have to carry out photosynthesis... 囧.

After taking off my clothes, I lay down on the boulder and began to heal my injuries. After I opened my eyes, I saw a boiled river crab. No, it was the blushing and handsome face of Xiahou baby... Wait, Xiahou baby can also blush? !

I was very surprised. I jumped off the big rock and was about to get a closer look, but I didn't expect him to shout suddenly: "Put on your clothes!"

I was startled, thinking that something unexpected happened, so I hurriedly put on my clothes.

Baby Xiahou came over suddenly, turned around and held my hand, then bent over and arched his back, and I was on his back.He used the "one-line piercing", and the trees receded quickly, and the wind in the forest couldn't keep up with his speed.

After hesitating again and again, I still asked, "Why are you blushing?"

"Fool!"

Although he usually scolds me like this, but this time I think he is using these two words to cover up something.It's like laughing and sighing when she said too much disgusting things, Chen Lu would blushed and say, "It's so annoying!"

Back at the villa, the housekeeper who had been waiting for a long time rushed up. Seeing that both of us had died, he was shocked and called a few servants to come up to pick me up, but Baby Xiahou would not let them move me, and he ignored the housekeeper Shouting from behind, he stubbornly carried me into Zhuangzi.

I don't know if it was because of my injuries, but I felt extremely sleepy, so I let Baby Xiahou make a fuss.Ah, I'm really sleepy. When I calm down, I can smell a faint fragrance...it's not the smell of food, nor the smell of flowers and plants...what's the smell...the eyes are half-closed, and the ability to think becomes weaker. extremely slow.

Vaguely saw a corner of the hall, Chen Lu was forced into the corner by a smile... Chen Lu's face was as red as the baby Xiahou just now... ah... Baby Xiahou was bouncing up and down, so comfortable... ...Let's go to bed first... But I haven't showered yet... He should help me wash it...