Smile and sigh incomparable in the morning
Chapter 27 The So-Called Crow's Mouth
The tallest building in the Imperial City is the Temple of Heaven located in the front garden of the Imperial Palace.
Looking down from the Temple of Heaven, Chen Lu had a panoramic view of the entire imperial city.
The legend of the God of War is still resisting tenaciously, but the mantis arm cannot be used as a car, and the mayfly cannot shake the tree. I am afraid that within a quarter of an hour, the banner of the mad world with a golden dragon and a white ghost on a black background will be planted on the Temple of Heaven.
"My dear boy, don't look at it~ come and eat grapes~~~~"
Zijin lay lazily on the imperial concubine's couch, and a plate of blackened purple grapes was placed on the small table next to her.
Chu Qianye was sitting not far away. He was wearing a stone blue prince's men's suit, with dragons front and back, and dragons on his shoulders. The fabric was embroidered with five-clawed golden dragons and four groups, which looked extremely luxurious.Chu Qianye was instructing the manager of the palace to prepare for the wedding. How many lanterns should be hung, how many dishes should be served, how many rooms should be emptied, and he enjoyed talking about even the smallest things. .
Chen Lu thought, it is incredible that Master Bingshan can become like this.
"Master Beauty, why don't you let me tell Xiaotan about the dual race?"
Zijin peeled a grape and stuffed it into her mouth, then said mysteriously: "Emptyness is form, and form is emptiness. Is true love and beauty the relationship of greater than, of inclusion, or some other relationship? I think I see the answer in you."
Chen Luhan, why did you talk like this after staying with Master Abbot for a few days?
The following city battle is basically over.Chen Lu saw the baby angel and the male player holding the banner of madness and demons walking towards the Temple of Heaven.
They can't let them see him appear here, otherwise it will be difficult to explain.
"Master Beauty, Master Wang Ye, I'm leaving first."
"Oh, don't be late for the wedding the day after tomorrow. Do you know the location?"
"Got it, the palace~"
Not long after Chen Lu went offline directly from the Temple of Heaven, Baby Angel and Just Molesting You (Captain of the Crazy World Sniper Team) came up, and saw the two people lying on the Temple of Heaven (Chen Lu and the housekeeper both stepped back) , all were stunned.
Chu Qianye walked up to Zi Jin's side loyally, and then put on an iceberg face, looking at the two people who seemed to be coveting her own Jin'er with stern eyes and displeasure.
It's just to tease you, you were so terrified by the freezing eyes, you hurriedly ran to the flag place to do business.
At the moment when the banner of the legend of God of War was replaced by the banner of Mad Demon World, a thunderbolt suddenly exploded in the sky, which blew up the system announcement:
"Please pay attention to all players. The guild Crazy Demon World has successfully captured the imperial city. The guild rankings are divided into high and low levels. Please pay attention to all players. Repeat, the guild Crazy Demon World has successfully captured..."
After Chen Lu went offline, he was so exhausted that he was called to have dinner by Chen's mother after lying on the bed for a while.
After dinner, Chen Lu deling went to the supermarket to buy three bags of soy sauce.
"Mom, the supermarket is so far away. I'm very tired today. Can I go tomorrow?"
"No! What do you look like now? You look like a sick person, lying in the nutrition cabin all day and your body is about to break down! Going to the supermarket is just like taking a walk after dinner and exercising!"
"What?! Take a walk after dinner? You won't let me walk?!"
"Of course, otherwise you still want to go by car? Of course you have to walk to exercise!"
"Mom, isn't it good to go out at night?"
"What are you doing? Are you so old that you are afraid of being abducted by strange people?" Mother Chen cut the mess quickly, picked up a peaked cap and stuffed it into Chen Lu's hand, and pushed Chen Lu out of the door by the way—"Bang "The door closed.
Chen Lu looked at the gate of his house less than five centimeters away from the bridge of his nose, feeling extremely helpless.
Well, isn't it just buying soy sauce?
Different from the small scale a few decades ago, today's supermarkets do not have a four or five-story industrial and commercial bureau that will not issue a certificate for you.And the supermarket is getting bigger, and the corresponding threshold population is also bigger, and there are only eight or nine supermarkets in a city.Naturally, there is a lot of walking on Chenlu——50 minutes away.
When he was about to reach the supermarket, there was a sudden thunder from the sky, and Chen Lu felt a chill on the tip of his nose. He ran forward quickly, but half of his clothes were still wet by the rain.
After buying the soy sauce, the rain continued, and Chen Lu stood under the eaves of the supermarket to hide from the rain.
Although it is summer, it is still quite cool when it rains at night.Chen Lu was only wearing a short-sleeved T-shirt, and was half wet from the rain, so he was a little cold now.He crossed his arms, and out of the corner of his eye, he suddenly caught sight of the black car in front left.
There were many cars parked densely at the entrance of the supermarket, but only this black car made Chen Lu nervous.
Due to the obstruction of the rain curtain, the license plate could not be seen clearly, and even the person in the car could only vaguely see the outline and the color of the clothes.But Chen Lu, who has been tempered for 18 years, is very familiar with and accurately feels one point——
The man is looking at him.
Not casually glanced over, but stared at.
Chen Lu pushed down his peaked cap, bowed his head, and counted ants.
Even so, you can still feel the person's substantial gaze.
A drop of water slid down the eaves and dripped on the brim of the hat—"Snap!"
Chen Lu trembled nervously, his spine shivered.
Looking up, the man is also opening the door to come out!
Chen Lu froze, then quickly picked up the shopping bag and rushed into the rain curtain, running towards home without touching the ground.
It was probably because of the rain curtain that blocked him, the man didn't catch up with his car, and Chen Lu returned home without any danger.
"Yo~ Our Prince of Soy Sauce is back?" Papa Chen teased, "Did you meet the strange sorghum?"
"Why did you come back in the rain? I just wanted your dad to pick you up in a car." Mother Chen took the shopping bag, "You look wet, go take a shower, be careful not to catch a cold!"
It is said that Mother Chen is a crow's mouth. Before going out, she said something strange. Sure enough, Chen Lu met a strange thing. When she came back, she said she had a cold. Sure enough, Chen Lu had a bad cold at night, accompanied by a low fever.
Chen Lu's illness lasted for five days, and he played games for ten days.
During the days when Chen Lu was possessed by the disease, three major events happened in the game.
The first thing is that the abbot of Shaolin has returned to vulgarity. He took off his vest and transformed into a prince!What's weird is that this prince actually married a super handsome NPC who appeared out of nowhere!The wedding was held in a very grand manner, as long as players in the whole server said some blessings to the gay couple, they would all be able to enter the palace for a free meal, and their prestige points would even be increased by 5!
The second thing is that on the second day after Crazy Demon Tianxia won the imperial city, when the emperor conferred the title on the Temple of Heaven, he bestowed a dragon ball on Crazy Demon Tianxia. a bolt from the blue:
"Attention, players! The fantasy kingdom system upgrade mission "Dragon Ball" has been opened. Players who have obtained the Dragon Ball will come to the Temple of Heaven in the imperial city after ten days. The national teacher will send you to the next world. Repeat, fantasy kingdom system upgrade mission" "Dragon Ball" has been opened..."
The third big event is the Fantasia Kingdom Netizen Meeting!This netizen meeting is said to be hosted by the game company and sponsored by Ruoyue Feifei, the richest woman. It is said that the TV station will broadcast live, and the game company will invite many game celebrities to speak on stage, like the most beautiful woman in the world, Pansixian. , the world's number one cloth tiger, will participate!
Although the specific time and place have not been determined yet, players are already excited!
[Guild] [Prince of Love Epilepsy]: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
[Guild] [Starved to death on the street]: Love epilepsy, why are you so happy, the so-called netizen meeting might be a visual disaster!
[Guild] [Born to be my firewood]: No way?Although almost everyone has upgraded their appearance, but among so many people, there must be a few beautiful ones, right?
[Guild] [Tibetan Living Buddha]: Alas, the beauties nowadays are not pure natural anymore.
[Guild] [The red apricot who doesn't go out of the wall is not a good red apricot]: Damn, some of you men also go for plastic surgery, do you think it won't hurt if we have a surgery? !
[Guild] [Snow Velvet]: That's right, a group of frustrated men are not qualified to say "there are no beautiful women"!
[Guild] [Prince of Love Epilepsy]: I'm not a frustrated man, I'm a handsome guy with electric eyes.
[Guild] [Full of innocence]: I am a handsome sunny guy.
[Guild] [Master 24]: I am Yushu Linfeng Sai Pan An, a handsome classical guy with a sprig of pear blossoms crushing crabapple.
[Guild] [Supreme Helpless]: Helpless, helpless, I said, why do you guys embarrass us men like this, fake or not, dare to say loudly "I look uglier than a ghost" if you think of me!
[Guild] [Ghostly spirit]: Yes!I'm a ghost!
[Guild] [No Bath for Three Years]: My organs are misplaced!
[Guild] [Mud Bodhisattva]: I am third-class disabled!
[Guild] [Oden Cooking Little Treasure]: Hehehe, I'm still the prettiest.
[Guild] [Prince of Love Epilepsy]: Xiaobao, get the hell out of here.
[Guild] [Ruoyue Feifei]: Do you think you are bored?There are a lot of things spread out and I am still chatting here!Give me post-war reconstruction!
Everyone silenced their voices for a while, and then quietly revived:
[Guild] [Starved to death on the street]: What do you think Sister Feifei looks like?
[Guild] [24 Lord]: A housewife with a broom in her left hand and a rag in her right hand!
[Guild] [Starved to death on the street]: Khan... what about Brother Brave God?
[Guild] [Born to be my firewood]: Need I say that?Definitely a muscular guy!
[Guild] [No Bath for Three Years]: What do you look like when you are in love?
[Guild] [Prince of Love Epilepsy]: As I said, I am a beautiful boy with electric eyes~~~~
[Guild] [Beautiful Savage Girl]: Brother, stop deceiving the people!Your eyes are not electric eyes, but panda eyes!
[Guild] [Oden Cooking Little Treasure]: It's me, it's me, I'm handsome and good-looking, there is simply no man in this world with more taste than me!
[Guild] [Master 24]: Shield and shield, everyone automatically shield Xiaobao, this arrogant man, let's talk about our boss!
[Guild] [Snow Flower Rong]: The boss must be a handsome guy!I can guarantee it!
[Guild] [The red apricot who does not go out of the wall is not a good red apricot]: Yes, yes, the boss is a handsome boy with temperament, and my wife is just like this type~~~~~
[Association] [Supreme Helplessness]: Hey, you girls, don't be too happy, maybe the boss is not as handsome as me~
[Guild] [Love Purple]: Just now the Supreme had no choice but to say what he looks like?
[Guild] [Die Erfei]: He said: I look uglier than a ghost!
[Guild] [The red apricot who doesn't go out of the wall is not a good red apricot]: Damn!How dare you say that the boss is uglier than this ghostly you? !Girls, fuck the fuck and beat the fuck up!
[Guild] [Supreme Helpless]: ... Helpless, I am supremely helpless...
Looking down from the Temple of Heaven, Chen Lu had a panoramic view of the entire imperial city.
The legend of the God of War is still resisting tenaciously, but the mantis arm cannot be used as a car, and the mayfly cannot shake the tree. I am afraid that within a quarter of an hour, the banner of the mad world with a golden dragon and a white ghost on a black background will be planted on the Temple of Heaven.
"My dear boy, don't look at it~ come and eat grapes~~~~"
Zijin lay lazily on the imperial concubine's couch, and a plate of blackened purple grapes was placed on the small table next to her.
Chu Qianye was sitting not far away. He was wearing a stone blue prince's men's suit, with dragons front and back, and dragons on his shoulders. The fabric was embroidered with five-clawed golden dragons and four groups, which looked extremely luxurious.Chu Qianye was instructing the manager of the palace to prepare for the wedding. How many lanterns should be hung, how many dishes should be served, how many rooms should be emptied, and he enjoyed talking about even the smallest things. .
Chen Lu thought, it is incredible that Master Bingshan can become like this.
"Master Beauty, why don't you let me tell Xiaotan about the dual race?"
Zijin peeled a grape and stuffed it into her mouth, then said mysteriously: "Emptyness is form, and form is emptiness. Is true love and beauty the relationship of greater than, of inclusion, or some other relationship? I think I see the answer in you."
Chen Luhan, why did you talk like this after staying with Master Abbot for a few days?
The following city battle is basically over.Chen Lu saw the baby angel and the male player holding the banner of madness and demons walking towards the Temple of Heaven.
They can't let them see him appear here, otherwise it will be difficult to explain.
"Master Beauty, Master Wang Ye, I'm leaving first."
"Oh, don't be late for the wedding the day after tomorrow. Do you know the location?"
"Got it, the palace~"
Not long after Chen Lu went offline directly from the Temple of Heaven, Baby Angel and Just Molesting You (Captain of the Crazy World Sniper Team) came up, and saw the two people lying on the Temple of Heaven (Chen Lu and the housekeeper both stepped back) , all were stunned.
Chu Qianye walked up to Zi Jin's side loyally, and then put on an iceberg face, looking at the two people who seemed to be coveting her own Jin'er with stern eyes and displeasure.
It's just to tease you, you were so terrified by the freezing eyes, you hurriedly ran to the flag place to do business.
At the moment when the banner of the legend of God of War was replaced by the banner of Mad Demon World, a thunderbolt suddenly exploded in the sky, which blew up the system announcement:
"Please pay attention to all players. The guild Crazy Demon World has successfully captured the imperial city. The guild rankings are divided into high and low levels. Please pay attention to all players. Repeat, the guild Crazy Demon World has successfully captured..."
After Chen Lu went offline, he was so exhausted that he was called to have dinner by Chen's mother after lying on the bed for a while.
After dinner, Chen Lu deling went to the supermarket to buy three bags of soy sauce.
"Mom, the supermarket is so far away. I'm very tired today. Can I go tomorrow?"
"No! What do you look like now? You look like a sick person, lying in the nutrition cabin all day and your body is about to break down! Going to the supermarket is just like taking a walk after dinner and exercising!"
"What?! Take a walk after dinner? You won't let me walk?!"
"Of course, otherwise you still want to go by car? Of course you have to walk to exercise!"
"Mom, isn't it good to go out at night?"
"What are you doing? Are you so old that you are afraid of being abducted by strange people?" Mother Chen cut the mess quickly, picked up a peaked cap and stuffed it into Chen Lu's hand, and pushed Chen Lu out of the door by the way—"Bang "The door closed.
Chen Lu looked at the gate of his house less than five centimeters away from the bridge of his nose, feeling extremely helpless.
Well, isn't it just buying soy sauce?
Different from the small scale a few decades ago, today's supermarkets do not have a four or five-story industrial and commercial bureau that will not issue a certificate for you.And the supermarket is getting bigger, and the corresponding threshold population is also bigger, and there are only eight or nine supermarkets in a city.Naturally, there is a lot of walking on Chenlu——50 minutes away.
When he was about to reach the supermarket, there was a sudden thunder from the sky, and Chen Lu felt a chill on the tip of his nose. He ran forward quickly, but half of his clothes were still wet by the rain.
After buying the soy sauce, the rain continued, and Chen Lu stood under the eaves of the supermarket to hide from the rain.
Although it is summer, it is still quite cool when it rains at night.Chen Lu was only wearing a short-sleeved T-shirt, and was half wet from the rain, so he was a little cold now.He crossed his arms, and out of the corner of his eye, he suddenly caught sight of the black car in front left.
There were many cars parked densely at the entrance of the supermarket, but only this black car made Chen Lu nervous.
Due to the obstruction of the rain curtain, the license plate could not be seen clearly, and even the person in the car could only vaguely see the outline and the color of the clothes.But Chen Lu, who has been tempered for 18 years, is very familiar with and accurately feels one point——
The man is looking at him.
Not casually glanced over, but stared at.
Chen Lu pushed down his peaked cap, bowed his head, and counted ants.
Even so, you can still feel the person's substantial gaze.
A drop of water slid down the eaves and dripped on the brim of the hat—"Snap!"
Chen Lu trembled nervously, his spine shivered.
Looking up, the man is also opening the door to come out!
Chen Lu froze, then quickly picked up the shopping bag and rushed into the rain curtain, running towards home without touching the ground.
It was probably because of the rain curtain that blocked him, the man didn't catch up with his car, and Chen Lu returned home without any danger.
"Yo~ Our Prince of Soy Sauce is back?" Papa Chen teased, "Did you meet the strange sorghum?"
"Why did you come back in the rain? I just wanted your dad to pick you up in a car." Mother Chen took the shopping bag, "You look wet, go take a shower, be careful not to catch a cold!"
It is said that Mother Chen is a crow's mouth. Before going out, she said something strange. Sure enough, Chen Lu met a strange thing. When she came back, she said she had a cold. Sure enough, Chen Lu had a bad cold at night, accompanied by a low fever.
Chen Lu's illness lasted for five days, and he played games for ten days.
During the days when Chen Lu was possessed by the disease, three major events happened in the game.
The first thing is that the abbot of Shaolin has returned to vulgarity. He took off his vest and transformed into a prince!What's weird is that this prince actually married a super handsome NPC who appeared out of nowhere!The wedding was held in a very grand manner, as long as players in the whole server said some blessings to the gay couple, they would all be able to enter the palace for a free meal, and their prestige points would even be increased by 5!
The second thing is that on the second day after Crazy Demon Tianxia won the imperial city, when the emperor conferred the title on the Temple of Heaven, he bestowed a dragon ball on Crazy Demon Tianxia. a bolt from the blue:
"Attention, players! The fantasy kingdom system upgrade mission "Dragon Ball" has been opened. Players who have obtained the Dragon Ball will come to the Temple of Heaven in the imperial city after ten days. The national teacher will send you to the next world. Repeat, fantasy kingdom system upgrade mission" "Dragon Ball" has been opened..."
The third big event is the Fantasia Kingdom Netizen Meeting!This netizen meeting is said to be hosted by the game company and sponsored by Ruoyue Feifei, the richest woman. It is said that the TV station will broadcast live, and the game company will invite many game celebrities to speak on stage, like the most beautiful woman in the world, Pansixian. , the world's number one cloth tiger, will participate!
Although the specific time and place have not been determined yet, players are already excited!
[Guild] [Prince of Love Epilepsy]: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
[Guild] [Starved to death on the street]: Love epilepsy, why are you so happy, the so-called netizen meeting might be a visual disaster!
[Guild] [Born to be my firewood]: No way?Although almost everyone has upgraded their appearance, but among so many people, there must be a few beautiful ones, right?
[Guild] [Tibetan Living Buddha]: Alas, the beauties nowadays are not pure natural anymore.
[Guild] [The red apricot who doesn't go out of the wall is not a good red apricot]: Damn, some of you men also go for plastic surgery, do you think it won't hurt if we have a surgery? !
[Guild] [Snow Velvet]: That's right, a group of frustrated men are not qualified to say "there are no beautiful women"!
[Guild] [Prince of Love Epilepsy]: I'm not a frustrated man, I'm a handsome guy with electric eyes.
[Guild] [Full of innocence]: I am a handsome sunny guy.
[Guild] [Master 24]: I am Yushu Linfeng Sai Pan An, a handsome classical guy with a sprig of pear blossoms crushing crabapple.
[Guild] [Supreme Helpless]: Helpless, helpless, I said, why do you guys embarrass us men like this, fake or not, dare to say loudly "I look uglier than a ghost" if you think of me!
[Guild] [Ghostly spirit]: Yes!I'm a ghost!
[Guild] [No Bath for Three Years]: My organs are misplaced!
[Guild] [Mud Bodhisattva]: I am third-class disabled!
[Guild] [Oden Cooking Little Treasure]: Hehehe, I'm still the prettiest.
[Guild] [Prince of Love Epilepsy]: Xiaobao, get the hell out of here.
[Guild] [Ruoyue Feifei]: Do you think you are bored?There are a lot of things spread out and I am still chatting here!Give me post-war reconstruction!
Everyone silenced their voices for a while, and then quietly revived:
[Guild] [Starved to death on the street]: What do you think Sister Feifei looks like?
[Guild] [24 Lord]: A housewife with a broom in her left hand and a rag in her right hand!
[Guild] [Starved to death on the street]: Khan... what about Brother Brave God?
[Guild] [Born to be my firewood]: Need I say that?Definitely a muscular guy!
[Guild] [No Bath for Three Years]: What do you look like when you are in love?
[Guild] [Prince of Love Epilepsy]: As I said, I am a beautiful boy with electric eyes~~~~
[Guild] [Beautiful Savage Girl]: Brother, stop deceiving the people!Your eyes are not electric eyes, but panda eyes!
[Guild] [Oden Cooking Little Treasure]: It's me, it's me, I'm handsome and good-looking, there is simply no man in this world with more taste than me!
[Guild] [Master 24]: Shield and shield, everyone automatically shield Xiaobao, this arrogant man, let's talk about our boss!
[Guild] [Snow Flower Rong]: The boss must be a handsome guy!I can guarantee it!
[Guild] [The red apricot who does not go out of the wall is not a good red apricot]: Yes, yes, the boss is a handsome boy with temperament, and my wife is just like this type~~~~~
[Association] [Supreme Helplessness]: Hey, you girls, don't be too happy, maybe the boss is not as handsome as me~
[Guild] [Love Purple]: Just now the Supreme had no choice but to say what he looks like?
[Guild] [Die Erfei]: He said: I look uglier than a ghost!
[Guild] [The red apricot who doesn't go out of the wall is not a good red apricot]: Damn!How dare you say that the boss is uglier than this ghostly you? !Girls, fuck the fuck and beat the fuck up!
[Guild] [Supreme Helpless]: ... Helpless, I am supremely helpless...
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