Smile and sigh incomparable in the morning

The next day.

Chen Lu was having breakfast with everyone in the cafeteria when a message came suddenly.

Savage Girl: Morning Dew!Yesterday a handsome man appeared in Shaolin Temple, what do you think his name is?

Before Chen Lu sent it back, the savage girl sent another message: "You'll never guess—he's also called Morning Dew! Let me tell you, his photos are going crazy on the forums now!"

Chen Lu had an ominous premonition.

Sure enough, after a while, two monks who looked like iron towers stumbled in.

One said: "Big, big things are bad!"

Another said: "A large group of people came! There are also many female benefactors trespassing on the gate of the temple!"

All the monks were very excited, Shaolin Temple has not been so lively for a long time!

The abbot swept his sharp eyes, and everyone immediately fell silent.

Abbot: "Don't panic, explain the matter clearly first."

The two monks were sweating, and you told me the general situation sentence by sentence.It turned out that it was their turn to guard the gate of the temple this morning.Unexpectedly, as soon as the door was opened, a large group of people poured in, including men and women, old and young.

A total of six monks guarding the gate combined their efforts to stop people, saying: "All benefactors who burn incense and worship Buddha should go to the Daxiong Hall, and non-disciples of our sect are not allowed to enter other places."

This group of people quit, yelling that they must go to the back mountain to see the beauties.

The monks said that it’s okay for gay men to go to the back mountain, but each person has to pay one silver coin.I'm sorry for the lesbians, so I can only go to the Daxiong Palace.

So the male players paid the money and ran to the back mountain, leaving behind a group of female players who were still making noises calling for friends.

All the monks fell silent after hearing this, and hundreds of pairs of eyes all looked at Chen Lu.

Chen Lu called up the panel and looked at the actual time. It happened to be the peak time for playing games after get off work and after school, and there would only be more people coming after that.

Everyone looked at Chen Lu.Chen Lu looked at the abbot.The abbot made a memoir:

"Back then, Zijin lived in the palace, and every day someone blocked the door just to see him. I joked that if I set up a stall to collect money, the annual expenses of the palace would be covered."

As soon as the words fell, a monk sitting at the head of the long table on the left of Chen Lu stood up.The monk showed his chest and breasts, and he was like Maitreya. He looked happy and said with bright eyes: "The abbot is wise!"

He turned his head and said to Chen Lu: "Understand my brother, the poor monk named Zhikong is in charge of Shaolin's financial revenue and expenditure. Brother, I am incompetent. Up to now, the Shaolin sect is still the most struggling among the eight major sects."

Chen Lu thought that there were few players joining the Shaolin faction, so it was understandable that Shaolin had no money to make.

Zhikong said with a sad face: "Since you came, junior brother, the cost of food has become even tighter."

Chen Luhan, how is that possible? Didn't he just join the faction yesterday?

"So junior brother must help me this time, help the entire Shaolin Temple!"

"How can I help? You won't let me set up a stall, will you?"

Zhikong laughed so hard that he couldn't see his teeth, he said such and such and such and such in Chen Lu's ear.

The more Chen Lu heard it, the more ugly his face became, and he called out sadly to the abbot: "Master~~, brother wants me to betray my appearance~"

A drop of sweat fell on the back of the abbot's head, he still forced himself to look far away, and then said "Remember to come to the Sutra Pavilion at night." He left.

Zhikong smiled, and the fat on his chin suddenly piled up three layers: "It's not too late, please move to the Daxiong Palace!"

"Brother, you are so cruel!"

"Hey, I only know that my junior brother has a heart of a Bodhisattva, and he will definitely help Shaolin turn calamities into blessings."

Chen Lu was aggrieved, but he justified his aggrievedness, so he couldn't fight anymore, and finally he could only say viciously: "I will add more food in the future!"

"Okay, four dishes and one soup, do you think it's okay?"

"Okay, you can do it!"

Sitting down in the cold hall, Chen Lu felt that he was a lamb waiting to be slaughtered, a piece of fish on a cutting board, and a prisoner waiting to be judged.

After a while, Chen Lu heard the bustling noise.When the source of the loud voice reached the door, it suddenly disappeared.

I saw a young man in yellow clothes sitting in front of the Tathagata Buddha statue.The beauty of the boy in yellow clothes is like a dream, it is hard to describe in any words.She is clearly ethereal and pure like a fairy, yet possesses the charm of a goblin.Obviously, it is like the warm sun that makes people unable to stop being close to it, but it is covered under the Buddha's light, full of righteousness, and people can't help but want to worship it.

Even the monk Zhikong lost his mind in the deadly autumn water the moment he raised his head.

The young man waved his hand lazily and said: "Those who want to burn incense and worship Buddha first give that fat monk 10 silver coins for sesame oil, and then come to me to get incense."

Everyone was waking up from a dream, scrambling to rush towards Zhikong.

Zhikong quickly made a gesture, and the 20 monks who had been prepared for a long time rushed forward, making the crazy players line up.

Chen Lu is a staff member in name, but in fact he is just sitting in the back, a standard vase.The two children who are in charge of distributing the incense are Wu Da Wu and Xiao Wu.

Most of the players who came were female players. No matter what their mentality was, most of them would wink at Chen Lu or say hello to Chen Lu when they were getting incense.

Chen Lu never replied, but responded with a smile.

Seeing this behavior in the eyes of the female player, she felt that the handsome man was very innocent!

Chen Lu was actually dazzled.At the beginning, he could still observe their equipment and so on, but later his body froze there, and his soul had already flown to some alien planet.

"what?!"

Roaring all over the body pulled Chen Lu's spirit back from outer space.It turned out that Zhikong was shouting Wu Da Wu Xiao who was distributing incense.

"At such a critical juncture, you actually told me that the incense is used up?! Go to the warehouse to get it when you run out!"

Wuda felt aggrieved and said, "There is no more incense in the warehouse."

Zhikong: "Is the incense for next year also used up?"

Wu Da was even more aggrieved: "There are not many people who usually come to offer incense, so where do you prepare any incense?"

Seeing that Zhikong was about to curse again, Chen Lu put his arms around the two young monks.

"It's not their fault, why are you losing your temper?!"

"Junior Brother, I, am I in a hurry? I was confused for a while, and I was confused for a while."

"Hmph, I'll fine you not to have lunch today, and you are not allowed to eat vegetables!"

Zhikong nodded hastily, he didn't expect that this beautiful junior would have such an aura with a straight face, and he went straight to catch up with Abbot Bingshan.

Chen Lu said loudly to everyone: "I'm sorry everyone, the incense in the temple is used up, if you want to burn incense, you have to wait until tomorrow."

After Chen Lu finished speaking, he dragged the two young monks into the backyard.

The players in the Daxiong Palace poured water into the boiling oil, and the pot exploded.

Some people surrounded Zhikong and wanted to make an appointment for tomorrow's incense, some people were busy sending messages, and some people went offline directly and posted on the forum.

The power of language is vast, and the power of words is invincible. Before long, half of the people in the server knew about a certain bald-headed boy making vases in Shaolin.

The number of people who came to Shaolin Temple to burn incense and worship Buddha also increased day by day, Zhi Kong grinned and Chen Lu frowned.

Later, during the year-end internal evaluation of the Xianxia Clan, Shaolin Temple had a big upset and won the "rich award" ORZ...

It was said that Chen Lu hadn't killed monsters for more than ten days, and now he was free, and immediately ran to the holy place of Shaolin to kill monsters - Houshan.

Before he could take a few steps, he was blocked by someone.

This person is dressed in fluttering white clothes and is extremely handsome. He is the leader of the God of War legend from yesterday - Zui Xiaoyao.

Chen Lu smiled: "Why, the leader of Xiaoyao has thought of a reason?"

Zui Xiaoyao tried his best to divert his attention from this smiling face.

"I haven't figured out the reason yet, but I want to express my sincerity first. Would you like to fight monsters with me in the early morning?"

Chen Lu shook his head: "You don't get paid for nothing, and I definitely take advantage of forming a team with you."

"I don't mind if it's early morning."

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Zui Xiaoyao was taken aback, why did these words sound so ambiguous?

Zui Xiaoyao nervously observed Chen Lu's expression, for fear that he might misunderstand.

What kind of person is Chen Lu? He grew up tearing up love letters. What is this little ambiguity?

Chen Lu laughed dryly: "Hehe, but I don't mind."

Zui Xiaoyao's face changed slightly: "Hmph, don't go too far, don't be shameless! You want to start a dyeing vat if you give you some color, right?!"

Chen Lu didn't expect that this person would turn his face as soon as he said it. He had never been scolded like this before in his age, so Chen Lu was stunned.

Zui Xiaoyao thought there was something to be said, and immediately went on to say: "Aren't you just a vase? You have no money and no rank, what are you doing?! My majestic leader of the world's number one gang came to invite you, and you still smacked your face Is it?!"

Chen Lu finally came back to his senses and stared at him brightly.

Zui Xiaoyao continued: "Let me tell you, politeness is nothing, politeness is not even a fart! Why are you still betraying?! Are you stupid? I took the initiative to post on the door to give you money, and you don't want to give you equipment. You didn’t bring your brain out of your mother’s womb?! Let me tell you, those who don’t know are always innocent, if you come with me now, you still have some brains.”

Although Chen Lu has never been scolded before, has he never eaten pork or seen a pig run away? !In school, on TV, and in books, there are many scenes of quarreling and cursing, but none of them can be as powerful as the one in front of me.At least Chen Lu hated it, and he couldn't scold him with such a face.

Zui Xiaoyao was actually extremely nervous.In the beginning, he cursed people purely because he cursed too much, a conditioned reflex.Later, seeing that this trick seemed to be working, I bit the bullet and continued to curse.After scolding, he didn't dare to look at Chen Lu's face at all, he was completely guilty.

Chen Lu is in a delicate mood right now.He felt that he should be angry now and scold him.But...why...why do you find it funny?

"Ahahahahaha..." Chen Lu burst out laughing.

O___O "Zui Xiaoyao feels like being tricked.

"Haha...you...hahaha, it's fun when you scold people, ahhahahaha..."

Drunken and happy, messy in the wind.

Zui Xiaoyao: "You, do you know? When I first entered the fantasy kingdom, I joined a mercenary group called 'Iron Teeth Bronze Teeth', which are full of cursing masters. As long as I give money, I will help others scold and fight. .My strength in it ranks third.”

Chen Lu: "Wow, there is such a mercenary group?!"

Zui Xiaoyaohan: "This, this is not the point, don't you think it's embarrassing for the leader of the legend of God of War to have such a past?"

Chen Lu: "No, I think you are very powerful, like me, I don't have the talent to swear."

Zui Xiaoyao smiled brightly: "Then I'm relieved. In the morning, I sincerely invite you to join the gang, so you should consider it."

Chen Lu: "Haha, no matter what you think, I still say that, betraying others for no reason, I can't do such a thing."

Zui Xiaoyao persevered: "Then let's add friends first!"

"Ding - player Zui Xiaoyao asks to add you as a friend, do you accept?"

Chen Lu was vigilant: "After becoming a friend, you won't bother me to join the gang every day, will you?"

Zui Xiaoyao was hit, very embarrassed.

At this moment, a sweet and glutinous female voice sounded from the side: "Yo~ I don't agree with it anymore, the leader of the Xiaoyao Gang wants to force her into prostitution?!"

The visitor had a small round face, big round eyes, and seemed to be only fifteen or sixteen years old.

When her woman saw Chen Lu, her starry eyes ran over and bowed at 90° to Chen Lu.

"Master Qingchen! You are my sky, you are my land, and you are three quarters of my life!"

Chen Lu nodded with a smile, still thinking about the four words "force her into prostitution"... Did this girl listen well to her Chinese class? !

"My name is Quanquan, level 45, and I am currently the deputy head of the Angel Pavilion. I just ran into the election yesterday to become the head of your support group. I will marry a chicken and follow a chicken, marry a dog and follow a dog, and work hard. Please give me your advice!"

"Uh—please give me some advice." I understand, you haven't taken a Chinese class at all, have you?

Zui Xiaoyao, who was ignored, couldn't bear it anymore and said: "Hey! Are you trying to steal someone from the Angel Pavilion?!"

Quanquan straightened her back, pointed at Zui Xiaoyao's nose and cursed: "Zui Xiaoyao, you are despicable, shameless, obscene and wretched! When my sister fell in love with you, she really blinded her eyes!" (Everyone pay attention to the last sentence, embarrassing)

"Pfft ha ha ha, circle circle you are too good, ha ha ha ha ha ha..."

Before Quan Quan realized what Chen Lu was laughing at, he was shocked by the powerful aura emanating from Zui Xiaoyao.

Chen Lu secretly thought it was bad, Zui Xiaoyao was probably trying to give full play to his strength in a certain mercenary group.

Zui Xiaoyao's eyes were as sharp as knives, and his face was as calm as water.He took a deep breath, and the powerful aura made the surrounding trees rattle.

"You! Just wait and see! Hmph!" I don't want to quarrel with women, it's too disrespectful.

After Zui Xiaoyao finished speaking, he waved to Chen Lu, and his clothes fluttered away.

Chen Lu accepted the friend request the moment he turned around.

Zui Xiaoyao kept walking, but couldn't stop smiling.