Top-notch acting in online games

Before the traffic police came to him, he automatically pressed the window and handed over his driving license and driver's license.

The traffic police didn't pick up and issued a ticket directly.

Qiao Yihang said embarrassingly, "Do you remember?"

The traffic policeman nodded and said, "It's often used anyway."

Qiao Yihang smiled apologetically: "Since we are acquaintances, can we just fine money and not deduct points?" He was afraid that if he continued to deduct, he would really go to buy a bicycle.

"No." The traffic policeman said, "You and I will be relieved after the points are deducted."

"Is it because you have quotas?" He remembered the news he had seen before, saying that traffic police in some places had quotas every month, and if they didn't meet them, they would deduct bonuses and write a review.

The traffic police said: "Even if there are indicators, don't worry, just squat in front of the gate of Imat." He handed him the fine.

Qiao Yihang took it with a sigh, "To be honest, I'm quite depressed as to why you issued all my traffic fines."

The traffic police said: "...Because this area is under my jurisdiction."

"I want to move." Qiao Yihang thumped the steering wheel, beeping.

"Horn the horn in the city." The traffic police opened another card and handed it to him, "It's more convenient to hand in two cards together."

"..." Qiao Yihang really wanted to bump into him.But he couldn't, because the most likely consequence of running over it was... another horn.

Before leaving, the traffic police warned very seriously: "It is the duty and responsibility of every citizen to obey the traffic rules. I hope to see you next time, not here."

Qiao Yihang caressed his forehead and said, "Since I graduated from middle school, I have rarely heard such words that can make me burst into tears."

On the road again, he deliberately found a relatively wide roadside where there were not many cars passing by, and then called Zhang Zhi.

Zhang Zhizheng was angry because he hung up the phone without saying hello before.

In the game, it’s fun to talk about coffee, coffee, but when it’s time to put it into practice, it’s time to play dumb and hang up the phone!

So when Qiao Yihang called back, Zhang Zhi deliberately let the phone ring for a long time, until he reached out to answer it——

The bell cut off.

"..."

Zhang Zhi's hand froze in the air, he was hesitating whether to call again, when the phone rang again.

This time he picked up the phone without thinking.

"I got a ticket for answering my cell phone while driving."

Qiao Yihang stuffed all of Zhang Zhi's complaints into his stomach in the opening sentence.

"Who asked you to drive." He muttered.

Qiao Yihang drew three black lines on his forehead, "No way, the city prohibits driving tractors."

"...When will you buy me coffee?" Zhang Zhi was still thinking about this matter.

"Tomorrow?" He finally passed through the area under the jurisdiction of the traffic police, and really didn't want to turn back.

Although Zhang Zhi was a little disappointed, he didn't show it. "Remember to bring extra money."

"I like to use credit cards."

"I'm afraid you'll max out your card."

"...Are you sure you are going to drink coffee, not to buy a coffee shop?"

Zhang knew: "Maybe I want to eat something else after drinking coffee."

"... Shopping for real estate?"

"..."

The two of them chatted one after another, and before they knew it, the sky darkened.

Qiao Yihang took the hot cell phone in the other hand, and pinched his covered ears by the way, "Actually, chatting with you is a very pleasant thing. But..." Being stuck in the driver's seat for a long time is definitely not A comfortable thing, especially with a seat belt on the front.

Zhang Zhi didn't wait for him to finish, and went straight to the conclusion, "Going to the game tonight."

"I'm Qiao Yihang."

"what?"

"Shouldn't this sentence be said to Xiao Zhou?" As an adult, Qiao Yihang felt that he had to let Zhang Zhi know that splitting the same person into two parts is a very naive thing.

But his spirit obviously didn't convey to Zhang Zhi. "I asked you to convey it to her."

"..."

beep...

The phone is busy.

The speed at which Zhang Zhi hung up the phone was comparable to the speed at which he hung up the phone.

Qiao Yihang lives alone, and he always eats lightly, instant noodles, fried rice with eggs, takeaways... in short, how simple it is.But if people are still outside during dinner time, dinner will be taken care of by the way.

It was already seven o'clock in the evening when I bought a dinner to take home.

He took a shower, changed into pajamas and was playing on the computer. He was about to enjoy dinner and play games when he received a call from Gao Qin.

The content of Gaoqin's phone call is very concise——

Lose weight lose weight lose weight!

To be honest, it is quite easy to buy ten catties of meat at a pork shop, but it is still very difficult to lose ten catties of meat from people.Otherwise, there wouldn't be so many people worrying about weight in today's society.Frankly speaking, Qiao Yihang's weight is very standard, neither thin nor fat, but moderately muscular.But this kind of weight is more difficult to lose. In addition to doing exercise properly, you must also control your diet.

For example, the piece of pizza in front of me is exuding fragrance.

Qiao Yihang held a fork, looking at the cell phone and pizza placed side by side, hesitating.

The cruelest thing in the world is not being controlled, but being told to control yourself.How cruel this kind of thing is, you can put delicious meat in front of a police dog that has been hungry for two days, but order it not to eat.

Ultimately, he decided that, in celebration of starting his weight loss tomorrow, he was going to kill the pizza!

enter the game.

【private chat】

Narcissus monk: I am divorced.

Xiao Zhou: ... When did you get married?

Narcissus monk: (⊙o⊙) Which time do you mean?

Xiao Zhou: Just leave.Live a lifetime with Shuai Shuai in a down-to-earth manner.

Narcissus monk: But, the giant spirit god is getting married.

Xiaozhou: (⊙o⊙) Huh?Did Dahu agree?

Narcissus Monk: Not the Great Lakes.It's my ex-wife. /(ㄒoㄒ)/～～

Xiao Zhou: ...

In fact, Qiao Yihang wanted to say that the Ju Lingshen did this very unkindly, but he was not very familiar with the Ju Lingshen, and it was inevitable that he would try to sow discord when he said something.I had to comfort him symbolically.

Narcissus monk: If you really sympathize with me, then persuade Dahu to follow me.

Narcissus Monk: Only in this way can I comfort my wounded heart a little.

Xiao Zhou: o(╯*╰)o, don't you know his gender?

Narcissus monk: As long as he doesn't dislike me, I don't dislike him.

Xiao Zhou: ...

【private chat】

Battle Soul Promise: I will go to the wedding of the Giant Spirit God in a while.

Xiao Zhou: I heard that the bride knew the monk Narcissus?

He said it very quietly.

War Soul Promise: She is the cousin of the giant spirit god, who doesn't come here many times.

Xiao Zhou: (⊙o⊙) Within three generations or beyond?

Battle Soul Promise: -_-|||I haven't investigated it.

Xiao Zhou: ...

Xiao Zhou: The monk just said that he was very hurt.

Battle Soul Promise: Let him see you in the martial arts competition later!

Xiaozhou: (⊙o⊙) At this time?

Battle Soul Promise: If he hadn't married his wife, neglected her every day, and never did husband and wife tasks, she would not have divorced.

Xiao Zhou: Huh?

In Qiao Yihang's imagination, Monk Narcissus should be the kind of man who married his wife and offered it as a treasure, absolutely obeying the three virtues, never forgetting friends when he sees sex, and having the opposite sex but not being human.How could it be left out?

Battle Soul Promise: They can't even figure it out, let alone you.

Xiaozhou: ...Oh.

The giant spirit god's wedding at eight o'clock in the evening.

Although Qiao Yihang had seen everything in front of him when Xiaozhou and Zhanhun Wuji got married, he was the person involved at that time, but now he is a bystander.As a bystander, his comment is: It's quite boring.

Probably he was too nervous at the time, that's why he felt that the time passed quickly, and when he looked back, it was a done deal.

【private chat】

Battle Soul Promise: Let's go.

Xiao Zhou: They don't have a bridal chamber yet.

Battle Soul Promise: I asked, three generations of close relatives.The giant spirit god accompanied her cousin to do husband and wife tasks.No bridal chamber.

Small boat: o(╯*╰)o

Fighting Soul Promise: There is an activity of playing lanterns and picking up red envelopes in Kaifeng, if it is too late, it will be gone.

Xiaozhou: Summon the mount!

Everyone loves red envelopes, regardless of whether they are inside or outside the game.

When I got to the ground, I saw colorful equipment flashing in front of my eyes.

【private chat】

Battle Soul Promise: After hitting the lantern, a red envelope will drop out, you can grab it, be careful.

Xiaozhou: Good.

Xiaozhou: If you fight and rob, I will take care of you.

Battle Soul Promise: -_-|||

That being said, when the time really came, Qiao Yihang was definitely rolling up his sleeves.

The red envelope appeared in the blink of an eye and disappeared in the blink of an eye, which was harder to grasp than the ginseng fruit in Journey to the West.

Qiao Yihang reached the state of three-in-one eye, hand and heart and only managed to grab three.

He didn't know how many Zhang Zhi grabbed, anyway, the red envelopes within a few feet around him disappeared many times faster than in other places.

He sent a deal.

After Qiao Yihang received it, he found out that it was a Consonance Pill.

【private chat】

Battle Soul Promise: Right-click to use.

Qiao Yihang did so.

After a while, I saw a row of purple nicknames of "War Soul Promise's Lady" jumping out of Xiaozhou's head.

Qiao Yihang: "..."

【private chat】

Xiaozhou: o(╯*╰)o how to cancel?

Battle Soul Promise: Cannot be cancelled, mandatory.

Small boat: -_-|||

Battle Soul Promise: The expiration date is ten days.During these ten days, our experience and intimacy in doing husband and wife tasks will be doubled compared to the original.

Xiaozhou: I like to proceed step by step in a low-key way.

Battle Soul Promise: Just pretend I can't wait.

Xiao Zhou: ...