Top-notch acting in online games

Sure enough, men are afraid of entering the wrong profession, and women are afraid of marrying the wrong man!

If life could happen again, Shuai Zheng would definitely not study civil engineering. Even if he majored in secretarial affairs, sitting in the office with the air conditioner on and typing every day would be better than competing with reinforced concrete in the wind and rain.

Limbly, he got out of the car and climbed three flights of stairs back to the rented house.

For the time being, the car and the rent are all paid by his parents. He is still an intern, and the wages he gets back are not enough to ensure food and clothing.Even so, he was ruthless and used the money saved between his teeth to upgrade the graphics card and memory of the computer.

No way, who made that perverted monk yell that his computer is too broken and the operation is too slow.

When he got home, he turned on the computer first, then went to the kitchen to boil water, and then went back to the computer and clicked on the icon of "Playing in the Jianghu" on the desktop.After entering the game, he sent an ellipsis to Monk Narcissus, and before waiting for a reply, he went to the kitchen to make a post.

He is very good at making noodles with sesame oil.After the noodles are cooked, it will be done in 1 minute.

When he returned to the computer with the noodles in his hands, Monk Narcissus had already sent a lot of replies.

【private chat】

Narcissus Monk: Are you coming?Brush what?

Narcissus Monk: o(╯*╰)o Don't disappear every time you say hello.

Narcissus monk: Cook noodles again?

Narcissus monk: Can't you eat something new?

Narcissus monk: Come and call me.

Shuai Shuai: Here we come.

Narcissus Monk: Shall I go for a dungeon? o（∩＿∩）o～

Shuai Shuai Shuai: Eating noodles, one hand is too busy.

Narcissus monk: Actually, eating noodles with your mouth is enough.

Shuaishuai: -_-|||You feed me?

Narcissus monk: Yes.Just hand over the face.

Shuai Shuai: ...

Narcissus Monk: I haven't seen War Spirit and Xiaozhou recently. /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ They won't elope, right?

Shuai Shuai Shuai: Do couples need to elope?

Narcissus monk: Alas.You said why the soul of war can find his wife, but I can't?Obviously, my conditions are not bad.

Shuai Zheng looked at the screen, frowning slightly.

I don't know since when, he was very troubled by the topic of finding a wife that monk Narcissus often brought up, as if his wife was going to cheat!Shuai Zheng was stunned by his own description.

【private chat】

Shuai Shuai Shuai: Are you half as handsome as your second child?

Narcissus Monk: ...

Narcissus Monk: /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~At least in the game, everyone is equal.

Shuai Shuai: ...

Narcissus Monk: Someone called me, so I went.

Shuai Shuai: Come back.

Narcissus monk: why?

Shuai Shuai: I'm done eating.

Narcissus monk: Then I invite her to go with me?

Shuai Shuai Shuai: I want to do the mission of Mount Jiuhua.

Narcissus Monk: (⊙o⊙) What can I do with that perverted mission?The rewards are not generous, it is better to go to the ten evil prisons.

Shuai Shuai Shuai: That task is the best for intimacy.Let's go to worship.

Narcissus monk: (⊙o⊙) Why?

Shuai Shuai: You divorce too often, I sympathize with you.

Narcissus monk: What does this have to do with sworn worship?

Shuai Shuai: At least I won't abandon you.

Narcissus Monk: ...

Narcissus Monk: I was slightly touched.

Narcissus Monk: But next time, don’t say that when I’m drinking water.

Shuai Shuai: Shall we go?

Narcissus Monk: But it's rare for a MM to ask me out? /(ㄒoㄒ)/～～Can I do it next time?

Shuai Shuai: Can't.

Monk Narcissus struggled in his heart, and finally chose to be sworn.Shuai Shuai is the long-term nanny and teammate he found after War Soul Promise and Xiao Zhou. If there is trouble with him, then it would be meaningless for him to stay in the game.

The Jiuhuashan mission is really an embarrassing mission.

The head of Mount Jiuhua, Bu Loulian, is an embarrassing npc.

Basically, there is no difference between a player who is sent to the door to do a task and a player who is sent to the door to be a slave.The most common sentence that Bu Loulian said when releasing tasks is——

"There are too many monsters in the back mountain, go and clean up a hundred of them."

That's right, one hundred.

There are hundreds of monsters in the back mountain of Buloulian. Every time you do the task, it is not difficult, but it is boring and boring.The task rewards are not rich, so it is one of the famous tasteless tasks in the Jianghu.But it is also beneficial, such as brushing intimacy or something, without thinking about it.

【private chat】

Narcissus Monk: Let me brush it.you take a rest.Anyway, the level of blame is not high.

Shuai Shuai: Yes.Take turns, you brush first.

Narcissus Monk: Good.

Narcissus monk Xiong Jiu went up high-spiritedly, first attracting monsters, and then a gorgeous group attack skill.

The monster's blood volume is only one-third less.

Seeing that the Narcissus monk was besieged, Shuai Zheng smiled helplessly, and directed Shuai Shuai to walk to him to use his group attack skills.

All the monsters fell to the ground.

【private chat】

Narcissus Monk: Actually, I can handle it.

Shuai Shuai: Yes.

Narcissus Monk: Although it takes a little time.

Narcissus Monk: But I can see that you are in a hurry, so let's come together.

Shuai Shuai: ...

The two of them brushed for more than an hour, and Shuai Shuai felt his eyelids sinking involuntarily, and his movements of fighting monsters were much slower.

【private chat】

Narcissus monk: I'm so sleepy, why don't I come back tomorrow.

Shuai Zheng lifted his spirits, looked at the little man representing the Narcissus monk on the screen, the corners of his mouth slightly curled up.

Shuai Shuai: Good.

Narcissus monk: I put the things in the warehouse, you go first.

Shuaishuai: Good night.

Shuai Zheng left the game and turned off the computer.Watching the screen slowly dim and the surroundings returning to tranquility, he thought that today would be another good dream.

But good dreams don't last long.

As soon as he went online the next day, he received a wedding invitation from Monk Narcissus.

【private chat】

Shuai Shuai: What's going on?

Narcissus Monk: (^o^)/~I made a marriage proposal yesterday!

Shuai Shuai: You didn't go to bed yesterday?

Knowing that Monk Narcissus said he was sleepy to let him go to sleep, Shuai Zheng still seized this point and made use of it.

Narcissus monk: Without a wife, I can hardly sleep alone! /(ㄒoㄒ)/～～

Shuai Shuai Shuai: Do you have to be a wife?

Shuai Shuai Shuai: Why play a game so seriously?

Narcissus Monk: It’s just because it’s a game, so it’s more real.

Narcissus monk: (⊙o⊙) Do you feel bad?

Shuai Zheng's chest was blocked, and his fingers spontaneously tapped on the keyboard.

Shuai Shuai: If you want a wife then, I will marry you as a female number!

Narcissus monk: Huh?

Shuai Zheng stared blankly at the words he typed on the screen, but didn't come back to his senses for a long time.

When, he could no longer tolerate the presence of other people beside that person?

Monk Narcissus didn't get to the bottom of it, he was busy with a wedding.For Shuai Shuai's proposal, he attributed it to a good friend's worry.After all, how could he imagine that the handsome guy who had been standing in front of him to help him fight monsters turned into a little birdie girl who hid behind him and made love?

Shuai Zhengfa was in a daze for a long time, and he didn't come back to his senses until the world notified [Shuixian Monk] and [Jiaojiaomin] that they were married.

He didn't know how his hands got back on the keyboard.When people are extremely shocked, their actions become subconscious behaviors.

【private chat】

Shuai Shuai: I just said the truth.

Narcissus monk: what?

Shuai Shuai Shuai: I will open a female account.

Shuai Shuai Shuai: Why don't you open a female account.

Shuai Shuai Shuai: Otherwise, two large sizes are fine.Anyway, the sworn mission is similar to the marriage mission.

Narcissus Monk: ...

Narcissus monk: I give out wedding candy, come and get it?

Shuai Zheng's heart sank.

Monk Narcissus sent an invitation to form a team.

Shuai Zheng thought about it, and agreed.

【Team】

Narcissus Monk: Wife, come and meet my brother.

Jiaojiaomin: Why do you have so many brothers? !

Narcissus Monk: This one is different, this one is my elder brother!

Jiaojiaomin: Sick to death.

Jiaojiaomin: What about others?

Narcissus Monk: Handsome?

Shuai Shuai: Yes.

Jiaojiaomin: Your name is really strange, are you handsome?

Narcissus Monk: A little worse than me. o（∩＿∩）o～

Jiaojiaomin:.

Jiaojiaomin: Then I don’t want to watch it.

Shuai Zheng frowned, and directly withdrew from the team.

The stress and fatigue at work had worn away all his patience.For such a person, he can't even feel tired of pretending to be false.It was also a woman, he couldn't help but think of Xiaozhou, maybe, like the second child, it would be good to find such a wife.

He closed his eyes, and what appeared in his mind was the image of the Narcissus monk in the game.