[Attack on Titan] Take off your inner height

Dragon God was beaten hard by Levi this time.

At least judging by the fact that she's been in bed for over a week, it's true that Levi's hands are heavy.

After the dragon god was beaten last time, he has been in a deep sleep stage. Erwin suggested that Levi contact Dr. Yeager to show her.After Dr. Yeager arrived, he made a diagnosis and found that Dragon God was seriously injured, so he took her back to her home in Xiganshina District to recuperate.

During the recuperation period, the young and rebellious Allen always pestered her to tell stories about the world beyond the walls. Due to what Dr. Yeager said, "it is absolutely not allowed to get out of bed casually", Long Shenzhi endured it.

When the physical injury healed a bit, Dr. Yeager allowed Dragon God to get out of bed and walk, but only limited to small-scale activities such as going out to bask in the sun. In order to ensure that Dragon God really listened to Dr. Yeager's words, Dragon God has always been accompanied by two housekeepers, Alan and Mikasa.Can't go back to the pharmacy inside Rose's Wall, Dragon God can only help the surrounding Lingju treat minor illnesses, see minor injuries, and earn a little money.

Dragon God got up early in the morning, with long messy hair on his head, pushed open the bathroom door and walked in.Looking blankly at himself in the mirror, Dragon God clenched his hands into fists and stretched lazily. When he put it down, he rubbed his eyes with the back of his hand.

And Alan, who was a few steps earlier than the Dragon God, was squatting seriously in the bathroom. Because he was too serious, and the footsteps of the Dragon God were very light, he didn't even know when he appeared in the toilet. the second person.

Allen exhaled lightly, and reached out to get the toilet paper, but he didn't find the toilet paper after touching for a long time.Allen looked up, Mad, there is no toilet paper!real or fake?Gone?Allen shook his head, looking for toilet paper everywhere, ahh, there is no toilet paper, what should I do?What can I do? !

Allen searched the entire bathroom, and suddenly a black figure broke into his sight.

Dragon God? ! ! !

Allen's face flushed with fright, he opened his mouth wide and didn't say a word.

Dragon God didn't even know to knock when he saw the bathroom door was closed?Why can you push the door open and come in so confidently and confidently!By the way, when did she come in? !

Allen watched Dragon God lazily yawned, and crystal liquid squeezed out of the corners of his eyes.As if he didn't notice him, Dragon God took his toiletries from the sink, fetched himself a glass of water, and then squeezed toothpaste to brush his teeth.

Allen minimized the sound of his breathing, and lowered his head like an ostrich, as if the Dragon God would not find him.As soon as Allen lowered his head, he saw the difference between being a man and a woman, and suddenly realized that he was not wearing pants yet!Now his key parts are all exposed to the air, Allen wants to put on his pants, but there is no toilet paper, so why should he directly...

no no no!Absolutely not, if it rubs against his pants, Kassan will definitely think that he has pulled Shimi into his pants!

what to do how to do what to do how to do how to do how to do how to do what to do what to do what to do what to do what to do what to do what to do what to do what to do what to do what to do ! !

Allen looked anxiously and shyly at the back of Dragon God who was slowly brushing his teeth.

...Why are you still here! ?This stupid woman! !

Seemingly realizing Alan's resentment, Dragon God paused as he brushed his teeth.Only then did she see clearly through the mirror that there was a person squatting behind her, and this person was Alan who took off his pants and squatted behind her with an unusual expression.

"Huh? Allen?"

Dragon God froze for a moment, not sure when Allen appeared here.Dragon God thought for a while but couldn't come up with a perfect answer. She glanced at Alan in the mirror who seemed to be more stiff and petrified because of her discovery, nodded at him, and greeted, "Good morning, Alan .Did you sleep well last night?"

Allen was stunned for a moment, as if he didn't realize that Dragon God would greet him so calmly.Allen nodded at Dragon God reflexively, and asked back, "Ah, morning..." Halfway through his speech, Allen suddenly woke up, his face flushed, "It's not 'good morning', hey! Look What! Don't look at me, you stupid woman!"

The dragon god didn't understand, so he looked at Alan who didn't know why he became anxious in the mirror, and secretly wondered in his heart how he had offended him, so he was called a stupid woman by him.

Dragon God has been figuring out the psychological activities of puberty for a long time, and suddenly he understands why Allen is anxious.Dragon God blinked apologetically, "Ah, did I bother you to go to the toilet? Sorry." Dragon God held his toothbrush in his mouth, looked at the sink with some trouble, and then looked at Alan in the mirror, "But I haven't finished brushing my teeth yet."

She didn't want to go out halfway through brushing her teeth.

"So you can choose to squat here and wait for me to finish brushing my teeth, or you can go out first and come back after I finish brushing my teeth." Dragon God took the toothbrush and swiped left and right, with a face of "I will never give in" " expression.Looking at Alan who lowered his head in the mirror, the Dragon God found that there was something wrong with Alan's face, and the Dragon God said inarticulately, "Alan, your face is very red, what's wrong with you?"

"certainly not……"

Alan, of course, wants to leave this place of right and wrong as soon as possible, so as to avoid being humiliated by the eyes of this stupid woman who has no self-knowledge in front of him, but there is no toilet paper!How could he lift his pants with peace of mind? !But speaking of it, the Dragon God is here, can you ask the Dragon God to help with the toilet paper?Allen thought of this, and suddenly said, "That...Dragon God, you..."

Wait, wait, if you tell this stupid woman that you can't wipe your PP without toilet paper, and you can't get out of the toilet, maybe what will happen...

Allen swallowed the rest of the words back into his stomach, and fell silent.

With mouthwash in his mouth, Dragon God tilted his head as he watched Alan with his head bowed silently. Dragon God frowned and looked at Alan in the mirror, not knowing the situation.What does he have to say to her?Dragon God puffed his mouth and asked, "Hmm?"

Allen hurriedly glanced at Dragon God, "No, nothing."

nothing what is that?

After spitting out the mouthwash, Dragon God wiped his mouth with a towel hanging on the wall, approached Allen, and looked at him, "What's wrong? Is it still not feeling well physically? Could it be an intestinal problem? Constipation? "

Alan, who didn't realize that the Dragon God was approaching at all, was irritated by the Dragon God's words. His shame and indignation made his anxious eyes heat up, and he suddenly raised his head to look at the Dragon God, "No, no! You stupid woman!! "Who knew that when Alan raised his head, he saw the dragon god who was close at hand, and he was so scared that he yelled "Wow".

"Isn't it? Okay." Dragon God raised his eyebrows indifferently, and stretched out his hand to Allen, "If you feel uncomfortable in your body, you can tell me directly. Uh... don't you think Yeager The doctor's medical skills are better than mine, so you don't want me to help you diagnose and treat? Or is it because of the shyness of puberty that is unique to adolescents, and they reject me as a woman?"

"Stay away from me! You idiot woman, idiot, idiot, idiot!!!!" Allen thought that the dragon god was going to touch him, and his face turned red all of a sudden. He squatted on the top of the pit, holding his knees tightly The fabric of the trousers, with a look of vigilance.

Dragon God reached out to get the soap on the wall shelf behind Allen, shrugged, and apologized to Allen without sincerity, "Ah, sorry. I didn't mean to get close to you, it's just that the soap for washing your face is behind you. Don't care about that Many, young man."

Unexpectedly, as soon as the soap slipped, the soap in Dragon God's hand fell to the ground and slid up to the corner.If you want to pick up the soap, there are several options. First, step over Allen to the corner and bend over to pick it up. Second, go downstairs to get the clothes rail, pass Allen, and drive the soap out of the corner. third……

"Ellen, pick up some soap."

"...Don't you consciously stop bothering others when they go to the bathroom?! Stupid!!"

"But I'm going to wash my face now."

"...Can't we use Kassan's first!?"

"Mrs. Yeager's soap is here..." Dragon God pursed his lips, his expression a little unnatural.Dragon God shrugged helplessly, and pointed to the pit under Allen, "I fell into it. I haven't used its courage yet."

Allen looked at the dragon god's pointing, and Madkasang's soap fell into the pit, and it happened to be on the ... that ... that he excreted. It was really hard to look directly at it.Allen's heart was ringing with alarm, "...No, now Kassan is going to preach again, it's all your stupid woman's fault!"

"Well, it's just a bar of soap, don't worry about it."

Just a bar of soap?Just a bar of soap? !Allen really couldn't believe that Dragon God could talk about this disaster so calmly. What's the use of telling him about this kind of thing, you have the guts to tell Kassan!Allen yelled, "Go tell Kassan!!"

Dragon God didn't care about Alan's yelling, but approached him mysteriously with a smile on his face, with an expression of "I'll solve your problems for you", "Don't worry, just wash it away afterwards, leaving nothing behind." A trace of crime."

"Don't you have any conscience? At least don't say such things in front of the client's son, hey!"

Dragon God didn't bother to chatter with Allen any longer, she pulled her ears out impatiently, frowned slightly, and looked like a charter woman came to ask for the bill, "Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and pick it up, be careful I told Mrs Yeager yes You dropped it."

"You guy...!!" Allen looked ashamed and angry, but he couldn't resist the stupid woman in front of him. According to the Dragon God, he really couldn't get any benefit from her. After all, in Kassan's eyes, Dragon God's words are much more useful than Alan's words. If Dragon God insists that he made it, he really can't tell if he jumped into the river!

"But... I'm going to the bathroom!" How could he turn around and help her pick up the soap? Would he want to expose his shame to this stupid woman? !

"Then get out of the way and make room for me. I can't pick it up if you squat here to block the way."

"you……--!"

Who is coming!Who is going to teach this stupid woman some common sense—!How can it be repaired—————————!

Allen's angry face turned a sauce red, and the skin on his face was so hot that it was almost steaming.Allen's eyes were covered with a thin layer of mist, and his distorted expression looked like he was about to cry.

"Alan, are you crying?"

"No, no! Which eye of yours saw me cry!" Alan raised his hand and wiped his eyes, wailing loudly in his heart, what...why did I have to suffer this early in the morning...Alan grabbed it Catch the soap that fell into the corner and throw it at Dragon God, "Go wash your face, bastard!"

Dragon God took the soap and walked to the sink, took a handful of water calmly, wet the soap, rubbed it into foam and began to wash his face, chattering non-stop while washing, "Speaking of which, you have been squatting there, will you As a result, blood vessels and nerves in the feet are compressed, and blood cannot circulate, resulting in local ischemia and insufficient nutrient supply. Getting up quickly after squatting for a long time will cause the center of gravity to rise and cause temporary insufficient blood supply to the brain. It's over, get up slowly."

Thinking that this is the elder sister's concern for the younger brother, Dragon God is in a good mood,

Allen lowered his head and pulled his hair. Facing the stupid dragon god who didn't have the slightest self-consciousness, he couldn't tell the pain in his heart, this stupid woman!Why don't you go out!Really!

Until the dragon god finished washing his face, neither of them said a word.

After washing his face, the refreshed Dragon God put the soap back on the wall shelf, only to find that the toilet paper was gone.

"Ah, there is no toilet paper, Alan, do you have any toilet paper?"

Allen suddenly remembered that the toilet paper was gone!His face was flushed red, his mouth was pursed, and his head lowered lower and lower.

"No, no..."

"Do you need me to help you?"

"...but... if possible."

It was only at this time that Allen felt the feeling that Dragon God should have as a person older than himself. Although Dragon God is a stupid woman, she is generally recognized as gentle and good-tempered.

"Be good." Dragon God smiled and patted Allen on the head, looking at Allen's well-behaved appearance, he was very satisfied.Then, she took a deep breath and yelled out the door, "Mikasa—the toilet is out of toilet paper! Alan forgot to bring it to the toilet! Bring some in!"

"you……"

"Ok?"

"you you you……"

"what?"

"Ahhh! You, you, you, you! What are you doing!"

"Don't worry, Mikasa will bring the toilet paper in for you in a while." Dragon God patted Alan's head, who knew that Alan reached out and opened her hand unceremoniously, and yelled at her , "Enough...enough—! Get out of here——!"

At this time, the door of the toilet was pushed open again, and Mikasa was standing at the door, looking calmly at the two people in the toilet.When she saw Alan in disheveled clothes, and Alan's hand raised towards the dragon god, and then looked at the little elephant that Alan needed to mosaic, her expression was a little uncertain. Is Alan robbing her of the dragon god? ?

"San, Mikasa?!" Allen was the first to see the existence of Mikasa.

Mikasa glanced at Alan unceremoniously, and said, "There is no toilet paper at home."

"How could this be! Then what should I do?!"

Dragon God put down the towel in his hand, secretly sighed the sorrow of not having a hair dryer, and smoothed his wet hair in front of the mirror, "I'm going out to see a doctor in a while, and I'll bring some back."

"How long will it take?"

Dragon God pursed his lips and thought about it. It takes about an hour to see a doctor by himself, and the time spent on the road is about an hour and a half. In addition to possible emergencies, including meeting acquaintances on the road, It may take a long time, "Well, I won't be back until noon. If you don't mind, let me find some newspapers for you first?"

As soon as Mikasa heard that Dragon God was going to help Alan get the newspaper, she immediately began to consider the pros and cons. Thinking that the newspaper belonged to her father's private property, Mikasa frowned in embarrassment, "Do you really want to do that...? Maybe Dad will angry."

"Eh? Really?" Dragon God raised his eyebrows in surprise, "I thought Dr. Yeager only cared about his medicine chest."

"Then what should I do...!" The most painful thing in this space is Allen, isn't it just going to the toilet, but so many things happened, he really doesn't know what to do.

As soon as Dr. Yeager's medicine box was mentioned, Dragon God suddenly remembered something, and saw her clenched her left hand and tapped the palm of her right hand, "Speaking of which, I still have a roll of bandages in my medicine box, so why not replace it with a bandage? "

"...A bandage?!" Allen was surprised, "How can I use that!"

Dragon God was very dissatisfied with Allen's reaction.She frowned and looked at Allen, "Why can't it be used anymore? I sterilized the bandages myself. What's your dissatisfaction with the brand new bandages for wiping your corpse?"

"It's not that kind of question!!"

The Dragon God approached Allen, and looked down at Allen by taking advantage of his height, "Then tell me, what's the problem!"

"Woo..." Allen was full of grievances and didn't know how to release it. He looked at the dragon god who looked down at him condescendingly, and his eyes flashed, "You guys get out of here soon—! Mikasa too! How can you cultivate without considering other people’s feelings!!!”

"Alan, are you crying again?"

"No, bastard! Get out, get out, get out——!"

"Disregarding other people's feelings? Is it yours?" Dragon God was very dissatisfied with Alan's attitude, "I kindly help you solve your problems, but you still use this attitude? Is this your tutor!"

Mikasa frowned, "Allen, you have to apologize."

"What! You guys are wrong! Why am I the one who wants to apologize instead!!"

"It's really time to teach. Teach. Teach. I think a child like you who doesn't understand and admits mistakes must be stripped and thrown on the street for a shameful education! Isn't it, Mikasa?" Dragon God is gearing up, already Started to plan where to start stripping clothes.

Mikasa looked troubledly at Dragon God who was gearing up, and then at Alan who was about to cry, very troubled.In the end, she chose not to express any opinions, with reservations.

"If you don't go out, I will go out! Bastard!!!"

Allen gritted his teeth, lifted his pants, pressed the flush button and ran out.

Looking at Alan's back, Dragon God blinked.

"Ah, run away."