[Comprehensive British and American] Liaison Officer Daily

Fairy tales quickly succumbed to reality.Even if this little guy who was born less than a day old was Charles Xavier, the grandson of Professor X, and the son of Erric who could destroy the whole world, he still couldn't avoid the inevitable physiological reaction when the baby was just born.

After a secret hand-talk with Magneto, Charles happily took over the responsibility of changing the baby's diaper, and even took over a series of tasks such as breastfeeding and rocking the cradle for little Xavier.

Magneto has endless complaints about this, because little Xavier - looks almost exactly like Charles when he was a child!

He once saw Charles's well-preserved photo album in the old house of Xavier Villa. There were many photos of Charles from birth to youth. Although some were black and white, but...that was Charles!If it weren't for Charles' disagreement, Magneto would really like to go around after watching it.

Looking at this chubby little guy with his eyes closed now, the eyebrows, the small mouth, and the small ears are not carved out of the same mold as Charles when he was a child!

And still in the swaddling baby, so good, such a small one.

He didn't let me hug him.

Magneto feels like he's missing at least half the world.

Elric, who was driven to take care of his wife, sat pitifully beside his girlfriend who was still sleeping sweetly, missing the fat boy who hadn't stayed in his hands for 10 minutes.

The Elric family, temporarily settled in X Academy, is going through a huge crisis.

The evening before.

Charles, who verified his identity with Elric, said softly: "I heard that you and that girl are not married yet? What are your plans for the future?"

Elric moved his body unaccustomed to it, and he still couldn't accept the sudden appearance of his father.The other party was so young that he was about ten years younger than him, but the results of the blood test showed that he and the man in front of him who looked as young as himself were indeed father and son...

Elric guessed that this Charles Xavier might be the world's own father.He rubbed his shoes on the ground awkwardly and almost imperceptibly. With a delicate and sensitive mind, he thought that there might still be a self in this world, and if he recognized Charles as his own identity occupying the world, he felt a little bit in his heart. contradiction.

Charles looked gently at Elric, who seemed to have wandered to nowhere in front of him, and waited patiently for his answer.

Elric did not answer Charles' question, but expressed his entanglement in a particularly self-defeating tone, and expressed his distrust of Charles sharply.

He emphasized: "I don't know you at all, and my father is not you. I am Elrick, and I am just Elrick, and I have nothing to do with you-listen, I am not from your world. So Instead of wasting your paternal love that has no place to rest on me, you should quickly find me in your world and put all these boring feelings on him."

Although it sounds bad, Elric just hoped that Charles would stop wasting time with him and quickly find him in this world.He hoped that the self in this world could meet his father, because meeting his biological father was one of the things he was most looking forward to in his long life as an orphan.

Judging from Charles' age, Elric in this world should not be very old, and maybe he still has time to live a happy childhood.

Charles didn't pay attention to Elric's sharp words, but there was one problem he couldn't ignore.Charles frowned slightly: "Not this world? ... What does this mean?"

Elric: "Yana and I came from another world. We were brought into this world by the turbulence of time and space."

Charles: "..."

Ok?

When Nunnally said that he would have an illegitimate child who was lost outside, he also reflected for a long time on whether he was sorry for his ex-girlfriend, and it turned out that the one who should reflect was actually himself in another world!

So... Nunnally's prophecy turned over again.

But think about it from another angle, since Elric appeared in this world, he is indeed a person of this world. From this point of view, Nunnally did not make a mistake in her prediction, at most she missed a little bit.

Charles can fully understand what Elric is struggling with, but he doesn't think there is another Elric in this world.He and Magneto, who were surprised by the illegitimate child ultimatums dropped by Nunnally one after another, also checked their past love history carefully, and found that there were no other children.

Charles speculates that this may be the difference between different parallel worlds.

He didn't argue with Elric about this matter, but used his extraordinary eloquence to turn the topic back to the question of "whether you get married or not".

Before inexplicably descending into this world, Elric was still a criminal imprisoned for losing control of his abilities!His girlfriend broke up with him long ago because of his frequent power riots.He never thought that his girlfriend was pregnant before breaking up with him, and that one day they would come to another world together and be forced to be unable to separate.

Not to mention that they haven't seen each other since they broke up, even when they came to this world together and were imprisoned in the anti-mutant organization to survive, they didn't think about whether to get married or not!Whether he can survive is a question!

Elric doesn't know how to start telling Cheap Daddy about his girlfriend dumping him.

Charles shook his head and sighed: "Haven't you considered your child's future?"

Lying in Charles' arms, the little prince, who had been sleeping soundly with his eyes closed, woke up in good time, turned his buttocks and burst into tears.

Elric jumped up in horror: "?!" The expression and body language of this mutant who is always tense because of his overpowering ability seemed extraordinarily nervous and flustered. This room disappears.

Charles smiled. "It's time to change the diaper."

Elric looked like he wanted to eat himself.

Grandpa Xavier repeated with a smile, "It's time for a diaper change."

Elric: "..."

Five minutes later, according to Nunnally's prophecy, Elric, who will destroy the world with his own hands in the future, clumsily joined the battle to change the little prince's diaper.

While watching leisurely, Charles said earnestly: "No matter what you thought about before, now that Prince has been born, at least you should think about his future. —By the way, if you decide to get married It’s best to tell me in advance, we have a large number of guests who need to be invited in advance.”

Charles: Invite more good-looking Superheroes to emmm...

I heard that people who look good to their babies will also look good when they grow up.Grandpa Charles took the long view.

Elric nearly buried his head in his son's fresh diaper.

Elric: "Prince? When did he get his name?"

Charles took out his account book: "Last night."

Below Charles Xavier are two lines of small print, one for Elric Xavier and the other for Prince Xavier.

Elric looked complicated: "..."

Didn't you say I'm not your child?Even though he was thinking this way, a certain corner of Erric's heart became warm and excited.

And the son was born last night, so he has already entered the household registration book, so the speed is a little faster, right?Wait, why didn't I choose the name? Where does this put my father!

Charles hugged his eldest grandson who had changed his diaper and slept soundly: "I know a lot of people..."

In society, you Professor X, X-Men on the left and Magneto on the right, are not afraid.

After being asked what to do if a pregnant woman is about to give birth, Director Fury was entrusted with the account book: May I ask what misunderstandings you have about S.H.I.E.L.D....

Leaving aside the troubles of Elric who was urged to marry by the elders, Chaoying in Stark Tower on the other side is very happy.

The night before, the superheroes who watched Director Fury sign the ticket by himself reflected on the many inappropriate and crazy actions of the night, and with the last bit of drunkenness, they honestly squeezed into the SHIELD The car returned to the Stark Tower, and each found a guest room to rest. Some Chaoying, who was still in high spirits, simply sat in the living room and played bridge, although the final result was that Stark who came over aggressively killed them all.

Dr. Banner, who was bleary-eyed and woke up by Hawkeye and Human Torch, asked to kill Stark, came to the living room in a daze, and looked at the circle of Chaoying in the middle, holding cards and playing all over the world, triumphantly. Stark: ...

Dr. Banner stood wrapped in his pajamas speechlessly for a long time, finally gave up arguing with the two bastards who disturbed his sleep, staggered and went back to his room.

Regarding Tony's proposal to let everyone move to Stark Tower to live temporarily, and move there together after the Avengers base is built, some heroes who have their own homes politely declined, saying that they can wait until the base is completed; Those heroes who couldn't go home for various reasons happily agreed.

Thunderbolt, who felt that he had joined the Avengers and received the treatment of the staff dormitory, expressed his gratitude to the society for the opportunity provided to him.After Dr. Banner was invited by Tony to visit his laboratory, he no longer objected to the suggestion to stay.In this regard, the Black Widow and Hawkeye, who worked so hard to dig out the house boss, expressed strong praise to Dr. Banner who "takes the first step bravely", and almost made Dr. Banner green.

The US team actually wanted to take Sebastian home, but the big golden retriever has been completely bought by the dog toys that Protect bought and a bunch of robots that circle around and play with it, Steve said he wanted to As for the topic of leaving, it sticks sticky under the feet of its owner and wags its tail pitifully, making Captain America helpless. Friday immediately cooperated seamlessly in persuading the US team to have the best training equipment in the Stark Tower, and even contributed his own husband, successfully retaining the old man who wanted to continue to go home.

Friday didn't know where he learned his acting skills, and there was a hint of worry in his cold voice: "I hope the captain can help Mr. pay attention to his daily eating habits, he..."

Friday even learned to use ellipsis to create an imaginative blank space, which made Captain America, who was already worried about his old friend's son, even more worried for an instant, and stayed behind almost without saying a word.

Afterwards, Tony, who was annoyed to death by the sudden addition of the US team version of the old lady, asked if it was all taught by Protect.

The Protect version of the old lady and the US team version of the old lady successfully joined forces, and Tony was in charge of it.

As for Nunnally—her house was blown up by the Human Torch, could she still refuse Tony's invitation?Besides, it's not that I haven't lived there before.

That night she slipped into Captain America's room and snatched away the big golden retriever.

An'an stayed in the master's room, but was stunned by Sebas who broke into the door and stole it face to face: woof woof?

Captain America, who turned a blind eye: Pretend you didn't see it...

Pietro, who was injured before, was temporarily placed in S.H.I.E.L.D. together with Wanda in order to avoid accidents caused by movement.The medical level of S.H.I.E.L.D. is not yet able to keep up with injuries like Pietro's. The busy Director Fury had to put the task of connecting with Wakanda into the schedule ahead of time, hoping to be Nunnally's report evaluated that Wakanda, whose technological level exceeds that of other countries in the world, can help heal Pietro.

After all, not every agent can tolerate Wanda and Magneto, one big and one small, clinging sullenly behind their buttocks in everything they do... especially if the other party can make trouble.

——Nuna Li, a mentally handicapped little girl, simply forgot to mention to Director Fury that she had already asked Elizabeth for help.

When Director Fury worked so hard to connect with the old king of Wakanda, Wanda left S.H.I.E.L.D. with the cured Pietro and his old follower.

Director Fury, who was still negotiating difficult negotiations with the vigilant black king of Wakanda, received the report and looked confused:? ? ?

At the end of the negotiation, Director Fury yelled at the online video in a guest room of the Wakanda Palace wearing a colorful ethnic costume: "What's going on?!"

play me?

Detective Hill didn't change his face, and secretly took a screenshot at Director Ferry, who was dressed in color: "Miss Liaison Officer invited a mutant with healing ability to cure Pietro. Because the three mutants are allies guaranteed by Professor X." , so it is inconvenient for us to stop them when they leave."

Director Fury, who was away in Wakanda alone on a mission, had a blue vein: "A liaison officer again? Wait, how can you let people contact Pietro without my permission?"

Agent Hill shrugged: "The man was sent by Superman, we can't stop it."

Don't say they can't stop them, they don't even know when Superman came in, okay?If Superman hadn't lingered in the medical room while the healing mutant was being treated, he might not have been caught by a monitor flying back and forth in S.H.I.E.L.D.

Thousands of words merged into one word, Director Fury: "Fu*k!"

He knew that once the alliance was formed, it would be difficult to control, look!They can break into the secret medical room of S.H.I.E.L.D. at will!How can I manage after this!

Director Fury paced violently: "Replace all the monitors in S.H.I.E.L.D.! And the defensive equipment! Replace them all with Superman-level ones! We can't let Zhenglian's people come in and out like this!"

Agent Hill continued to take screenshots without blinking: "Yes, Director."

Ten minutes later, a group called "Toiling Workers' Union" that still hadn't invited Director Fury to join showed a bunch of dynamic emoji packages of ghosts and animals.

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I didn't see the US team today: If I don't let me see the US team again, I will become a fat man of two hundred catties.

Wait for my long hair to shawl: Hahaha, sorry to see you.

I see through the world at a glance: two hundred catties?You can consider asking Hulk to give you a uniform.

I didn't see the US team today: the premise is that I can see Hulk...

I see through the world at a glance: oh... poor to see.

I didn't see Agent Coulson from the American team today holding his breath. He really wanted to beat up Hawkeye who was standing and talking without back pain. Can't see.

The Avengers, the X-Men, and the Zhenglian Superheroes next door had a good time. It seems that since the birth of Xavier, the entire villain has been much quieter.

Their only struggle is probably who can be the godmother or godfather of Xavier Jr. In the chaotic scene where Zhenglian keeps onlookers, Avengers is full of confidence, and X Academy keeps coming out to join in the fun, Nunnally stands out.

Nunnally hugged Xavier excitedly and asked Charles under the unconvinced eyes of all the superheroes: "Is it because I am so outstanding that I stand out from the crowd, isn't it?"

Magneto floated over with his daughter Wanda with a stinky face: "It doesn't exist. If you didn't have the ability to be lucky, you wouldn't even want to touch Prince."

Nunnally: ......

I am still in the light of little Frank.

The superheroes perked up: the ability to be lucky?

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Wanda stood behind the purple cloak and hid her face and snickered. Quicksilver, who had already recovered from Elizabeth's treatment, ran around the field, peeping at the gifts sent by the superheroes.

There is no security at all!Still using life skin!

The fatherly love that Magneto just took back his son has been almost lost by Kuaiyinpi recently...

The christening ceremony of Xavier Jr. was extremely grand, gathering superheroes from the three major leagues.Everyone prepared a gift, and even Batman gave a small Batmobile that a 3- or 4-year-old child could sit in. It looked exactly like the real Batmobile except that it didn’t have weapons. Even Superman They are all a little ballistic envy.

Human Torch took advantage of the fact that everyone was circling around the little Xavier who had been baptized, and secretly tried to get into the Batmobile behind his sister's back, but was immediately spotted by Batman, who was always vigilant, He was finally nailed to the top of the gate of Xavier College by bat darts and hung upside down in the wind, swaying in a very pitiful manner.

The male superheroes who were still looking at Thunderbolt with envious expressions suddenly put away their envious eyes, and hypocritically raised their faces to express severe criticism.

The cool and handsome little Batmobile reflects the black and shiny luster in the hot eyes coveted by the Superheroes: The Batmobile is not what you want to ride, you can sit if you want...

Su covered his face speechlessly.After finally restraining himself a little due to the accidental bombing of the building, it has only been a few days, and it will be revealed immediately.

Thunderbolt is still floating on the gate: ah... when will you let me down?

Magneto looked at the long line of presents for his grandchildren while pressing the bat dart a few inches deeper into the gate without any trace.

Magneto: Down?Stay on it for the rest of your life, Prince is ashamed to touch anything.Blow into an ant and fuck you.