[Comprehensive British and American] Liaison Officer Daily

When Tony No. 11 turned down Nick Fury's call, he was staring at a crossword puzzle that Protect and Friday had put together.Sitting next to him was Neil Caffrey, writing furiously while reviewing the documents, exuding resentment...

You're too busy doing crossword puzzles, but you don't want to approve a document?Why don't you just put the company's share transfer contract in the document and let me forget it?

Tony leisurely turned the Aurora fountain pen inlaid with gold and red diamonds at his fingertips, and comfortably twirled a donut.

This is the only donut he managed to get under the strict supervision of Protect. It is hard-won and must be cherished!Tony carefully held the donut in his hand, smelled the sweet smell lightly, and then slowly took a small bite.

Crispy and sweet outer shell, soft inner core, mellow chocolate flavor... Tony narrowed his eyes in enjoyment.

"..." Neil looked at the blinding Aurora pen and donuts in Tony's hand, and then looked down at the Pilot pen and documents in his hand.

Wow, so angry!

Friday interrupts Neil's poignant comparison: "Miss Pepper is going upstairs."

Tony had already collapsed into a carrot on the sofa, and raised his head when he heard this: Huh?Pepper?What are you looking for me at this time?

He lazily thought about whether he had done anything to poke Pepper's anger during this period, and the memory search ended with "no".Satisfied, Tony relaxed his body again, even closed his eyes, and indulged himself in the soft sofa surrounded by indulgence.

Pepper took the elevator all the way up angrily, and saw Tony who was leisurely slumped on the beanbag sofa at a glance, and was immediately poked and angry: "Tony Stark!"

Tony thought that Pepper came up because he had to deal with some unavoidable company matters, and Tony, who was very relaxed, was startled by this unexpected roar and almost jumped off the sofa.

He propped himself up on the armrest in a daze, "What's the matter? What's the matter?" Tony once again quickly recalled his recent behavior, making sure that he did not do anything out of the ordinary. He didn't understand why Pepper was so angry.

Pepper's beautiful eyes were burning with fury: "What's wrong? Why did you replace all the seats in the company with beanbags?!"

God knows how she felt when she entered the company this morning and found that the armchair she was sitting on had been turned into a squat beanbag sofa, not to mention that this guy Tony actually replaced all the chairs in the entire company with Lazy sofa!Looking at the employees sitting on the short sofa and reaching for the desk to work hard, Pepper, who worked so hard to manage the company for Tony, immediately exploded.

Tony quietly moved his butt back amidst Pepper's roar: "Calm down, calm down, I just want to provide everyone with a more comfortable environment."

Pepper stepped on a small high heel and approached the unreasonable Tony: "That's it? That's all?" She gave Tony a hard look, who was always making trouble when nothing happened, and crushed the heel on the spot.

Tony glanced down at Pepper's eight-centimeter-long stiletto heels, and sneaked back his feet, then waved his hands repeatedly, "Little Pepper, calm down... If you don't like those sofas, I can put They are all removed, what are you doing so angry?"

Pepper stared as if she wanted to poke a few holes in Tony's thick skin.

Tony blinked his big eyes: "Pepper... I just did something bad with good intentions, you have to forgive me."

Pepper quickly regained her senses from Tony's charming electric eyes. She sneered at the boss who always came here every time she did something bad, and stepped on the pretentious Poor Tony's leather shoes caused the other party to gasp: "Since you are so kind, then I can take my annual leave this year, right?"

Thinking of the mountain of papers Pepper would transfer to his desk once he was on vacation, Tony opened his caramel eyes wide in horror, and said pitifully, "Pepper, you can't do this, you wouldn't do that, would you? "

Neil raised his head from the mountain of files, his eyes pierced the back of Tony's head fiercely like a knife: "..."

You poor fart!Not all the documents were approved by me until the end!

Pepper ruthlessly rejected the poor light waves from the other party, and poured cold water: "Of course, I remember that I have accumulated five years of annual leave, and Raff and I just plan to travel to East Africa for a month , just enough to be used."

Tony frowned in disgust: "East Africa? I didn't say, are you sure you want to travel to East Africa with Raff?" He shrugged, "Don't you think this tourist destination is not suitable for you? Maybe you can consider changing it to a safer one. By the way, change to someone who is safer."

Tony whispered the last words quickly and then blinked innocently, pretending that he hadn't just slandered Pepper's fiancé.

Tony solemnly declared that he had been displeased with that Raff for a long time.

Pepper was angry and funny: "No, I think this tourist place and Ruff are very suitable for me. Where did your prejudice against Ruff come from? He is very smart and considerate. He even built a new one from scratch. "Top [-] companies," Pepper pointed to Tony, "You save the world with armor, Ralph's pharmaceutical company saves the world with advanced medicine, he is as good as you, why are you always unwilling to evaluate him with a correct attitude ?”

Pepper seriously made the statement to Tony for an unknown number of times: "Tony, I am sure there is no second person in the world who is more suitable for me than him."

To this, Tony rolled his eyes as a response: "I don't mean to be targeted, but I have to say that there is no second person in the world who I find more annoying than him." He once again earnestly used the bifocal Sugar-colored eyes looked at Pepper, "Pepper, you have to stay. A month? Stark Industries will collapse without you."

Pepper chose to ignore Tony's usual resistance to Raff this time, because she knew that no matter what she said, a stubborn Tony Stark would not easily change her mind: "Without me? No, no, I can Not that important."

"Anyway, it is you who represent Stark Industries, I believe that with you, Stark Industries will not collapse." She sarcastically said, "I still remember what you said last time when you picked a new design for Stark Tower Well, don't think I'll forget."

After she finished speaking, she stepped on her high heels and walked out angrily just like when she came here, her blond hair flicked behind her.

Tony sat on the sofa for a few seconds: "Seriously? A month's vacation?" He stood up from the sofa and seriously announced to Neil, who was the only one in the room besides him, "I can't approve of her doing this. Long vacation, let me review documents for a month? Don't even think about it."

As he spoke, he walked quickly to the elevator outside, obviously wanting to intercept Hu Xiaojiali's vacation application, and hurriedly typed a disapproved stamp on it.

"..." Neil buried his head back silently.Although he didn't understand why Tony had to stop Pepper from letting them go on vacation even though he didn't need to review these documents, but he didn't have any time to think about his boss's gossip, because if these documents were not revised, he would go back When the fake batch of Little Pepper came out, he was about to face the tragedy of "looking horizontally into mountains and sideways into peaks"!

...it's just unbelievable.

AI butler Friday dutifully reminded her husband: "Miss Pepper's vacation application is in compliance with the company's rules and regulations for executives. In fact, the vacations she deserves add up to far more than one month."

Tony poked the elevator button a few times quickly: "What rules and regulations? Change it! How can employees be allowed to take a month off as soon as they ask for leave? A week at a time at most!" He thought for a while and changed his words, "No, five days! At most Five days!"

Friday: "Sir, Mr. Nick Fury and Miss Nunnally Boshman are visiting."

Tony waved his hand: "Just find any reason to send it away, I must first restore the pillar of Stark Industries—"

"If you are talking about Miss Pepper, then give up. She has already left." Director Fury and Nunnally appeared in the opened elevator.

Director Fury was wearing a black long trench coat that has never changed for thousands of years. The single eye exposed by the one-eyed eye mask revealed the sharp gaze of a falcon. He spoke concisely and forcefully, standing in the middle of the elevator door without embarrassment and firmly blocking Tony's road.Nunnally stood behind Chief Fury with her head down, obviously very embarrassed by Chief Fury's attitude of breaking into someone's house and blocking people.

Even Nanaly, who is socially retarded, feels embarrassed, but Director Ferry can still have such a righteous and aggressive face, which shows that he has a very thick skin!

"Friday?" Tony narrowly stopped and hurried to the elevator, almost colliding with the black chief.

Friday immediately checked his own program: "An unknown failure occurred when the program was running just now, and I am looking for the cause..." Friday didn't make any more noise, apparently to check.

With the back of her hand behind her back, Nunnally took back the golden heart that she had drawn out, which contained the power of little Frank's luck, and raised her head to stare at the pattern on the elevator roof, trying to hide it.

Director Fury met Tony's disgusted gaze, calmly stepped out of the elevator first, and very naturally pushed away the dissatisfied homeowner Tony standing at the door.

Tony was caught off guard and pushed away a few steps, his eyes widened in disbelief: "I thought you should know that breaking into a private house is illegal?"

Director Fury impatiently pushed aside the short rich man who was trying to stop him: "If you want, you can call 911."

While following closely behind the black boss, Nunnally added in her heart: Anyway, you can't get through.

But us ordinary and insignificant citizens can't say no to power!Nunnally, the little shrimp who had just been scolded by Director Fury for two hours, cast a sympathetic glance at Tony.

"..." Nunnally looked at Tony inexplicably.

What is this little fool's empty head thinking?

Tony walked around a few steps irritably, wanting to stop Little Pepper back quickly, feeling very anxious: "I'm starting to think about whether to activate the Mark Armor here." He raised his hand with the bracelet in a demonstrative manner. , indicating that you can be armed from head to toe anytime, anywhere, so you better leave now as an uninvited guest.

This bracelet is also a new research result he recently completed with the assistance of Friday and Protect. It can remotely control the armor to fly to the designated part of his body, and automatically form a complete armor.

Friday was bitter about his husband's opinion that he didn't accept adding a few tentacles or suction cups. He stayed in the origin and cupped melancholy for several days, until Tony compromised and Protect added a lot of things to the back armor of the armor. It was barely coaxed out by Protect after stretching the tentacles.

Director Fury didn't seem to have received Tony's hint at all. He naturally sat down on Tony's new favorite sofa, and was almost swallowed by the sofa: "You can-oh!" The black director and the first time sitting here Like Tony when he was planting the sofa, he stood up quickly in surprise.

Director Fury glanced up at Tony, and the other party really showed a sneering expression on his face, while the liaison officer he brought, Nunnally Boshman, was standing behind him with a blank face, obviously he didn't get it. What is the meaning of the murderous sharp eyes of the boss?

Director Fury: "..."

Tony walked around Chief Fury in a good mood, sat down on the lazy sofa that the black chief quickly left, and expertly bent himself into the most comfortable position.

Nunnally looked at Tony, who was paralyzed into a carrot, as if she saw her second self raised by a beanbag.Immediately, he couldn't help showing a look of regret similar to "you will regret it" and "don't go my old way, you know".

Tony glanced at Nunnally's eyes inadvertently, and after a few glances, he couldn't help but move his buttocks in Nunnali's sight, sat up quietly, and forced himself to stand up .

This time, Director Fury brought Nunnally to Stark Tower. First, he wanted to recruit Tony to join the Avengers, who had already cooperated with the X-Men and began to search for the superhero launch plan around the world. Second, he wanted to drop by. Let the liaison officer meet with the future Superhero Iron Man who is most likely to be the most difficult to deal with.

Director Fury lingered in his throat for a long time, feeling that he might be pissed off by Tony or Nunnally at any time, but in the end he stubbornly held up the whole conversation: "...I formally invite you on behalf of S.H.I.E.L.D. Join the Avengers and defend against all possible future invasions from outside the earth."

He turned around and introduced Nunnally, who was standing beside him like a log for a long time, to Tony: "This is Miss Nunnally Boshman, she is a representative of mutants from the X-Men, and she will be the representative of the X-Men in the future. Liaison officer for the X-Men, stationed in the Avengers. She will also be responsible for the liaison between the Avengers and the X-Men and the Justice League-"

Director Fury looked at Tony's eyebrows that were about to fly and stopped the introduction: "It seems that you know each other?"

Tony thought he had misheard, he waved his hand: "That's not the point, what did you just say?"

Director Fury frowned: "Do you know each other?"

Tony: "No, the previous sentence."

Director Fury recalled: "This is Miss Nunnally Boshman, the X-Men stationed in the Avengers, responsible for contacting both parties and the liaison officer of the Justice League?"

Tony blinked for a while, and then suddenly slapped his legs and laughed: "Hahahaha, you are so funny!"

Director Fury: "..."

Nunnally: "..."

Tony: "..."

Tony: "No, aren't you kidding me?!"

He said in a tone full of distrust: "Are you so short of people now? Let me give this to my little girl to be a liaison officer. What do you guys think?"

Little mentally handicapped Nunnally raised the hair on top of her head cleverly, and cast a suspicious look at Tony vigilantly: Did you mean to say mentally handicapped just now!

This time, the eyebrows of Director Fury will be raised.

Nunnally, whose emotional intelligence is about as low as the altitude of the center of the earth, didn't respond to this, and was even confused.She blinked her dark eyes and stared blankly at Tony with question marks. Her harmless look and her soft white hair looked like a fluffy Samoyed.

Very dull.

Commissioner Fury: ...

Damn, if this liaison officer really uses the earth to eat jujube pills, can he still return the product, so annoying!

Tony finally agreed to Director Fury's invitation, and even offered to take on the role of the future Avengers because he was almost as controlling as the old Gotham bat next door (Tony refused to admit this and believed that such slander was nonsense). Alliance base construction.Although Director Fury had the heart to reject Tony's idea, but considering all the sufferings that this troubled base is likely to suffer in the future, he still chose to give up his backbone that was not worth a few cents.

... This choice saved the future finances of S.H.I.E.L.D. and effectively prevented the possibility that S.H.I.E.L.D. was not destroyed by the infiltration of Hydra but was destroyed by high debts.

Tony even kindly invited Director Fury and Nunnally to choose one of the dozens of guest rooms in Stark Tower to stay for one night before going back, although he said that he looked at Nunnally the whole time during the invitation, without even a glance Awarded to the tall and burly Director Fury next to him.

Tony didn't care about Director Fury from the corner of his eye, and made no secret of his dislike: Look at my eyes, you must know what I mean.

Director Fury stared at Iron Man with a dark face, trying to wake up the playboy who was out of tune when he saw a girl with a stern accusing look, but the result obviously ended in failure.

Director Fury, who left Stark Tower, angrily called Professor X, and decided to have a heart-to-heart exchange and inquiry with the other party.

Charles, who received a questioning call, smiled and said: That's it... Actually, I personally don't like people saying that I did something wrong :) Okay, then let's have a good chat.

Charles: "That's right. Everything else is negotiable. The liaison officer will not change."

Director Fury opened his mouth to speak.

Charles emphasized again: "Resolutely do not change."

Director Fury: "..."

What a fart!