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Wonder Woman Diana, who is well over 5000 years old, made a look of surprise and teased the little boy who was unaware of her companion's new love affair.In fact, she's always been amazed at why the EQs of the boys in the team are so generally anxious: "Why, I think Bat's age is perfectly in line with the standard for a normal human being to enter marriage. Don't you think he should find a mate?"

Superman: "Yeah... no, I mean, I should."

He subconsciously took out the donut that was supposed to be brought to Louise and took a big bite: Actually, if Bat found his other half, I should be happy for him, I was just a little surprised.

No no no, it's not a bit, I'm so surprised!So, did Bat already have both wife and child before I knew it? !

Superman wonders if he should hurry up and propose to Lois and hurry up and have a Kryptonian baby.But he quickly dropped the idea.Because he suddenly thought of a more important thing: if Bat found a girlfriend, what about poor Damian?He is likely to become an obstacle to the other party's relationship, and he is not Bat's own, but was bred with Bat's organization, which doesn't sound good. ...Kamian is so cute and sweet, he just wants to get his father's attention...

Without anyone knowing, Superman was caught in the entanglement of whether he should help his brother keep his girlfriend or keep his child.

Diana looked at Superman, who was about to eat up the donuts with his mouth twitching, and fell into a bewildered silence: I remember that this bag of donuts should be the one he wanted to give to the reporter?Maybe I should remind him?

Oh no, he has eaten the last piece.Diana closed her mouth that was hesitant to speak.

Damian, who has never met Superman: Huh.

Nunnally: Let me state first, I never said that the little bat is cute and sweet, all of this is Superman's subjective speculation, and I will never be responsible for it. ——By the way, you Chaoying still have the habit of listening to corners?This is horrible, maybe I should redo my house with lead.

Superman's unusual reaction made Diana full of curiosity and concern about this "very important matter".Given that the boys in the league always like to play Lonely Heroes, Diana thinks she really needs to know whether this matter is threatening, and whether the boys are planning to carry out some secret rescue operation behind other people's backs.

In fact, she has a headache for the untimely personal heroism of these little guys, and she won't lose a piece of meat if she asks everyone to help, right?

Alas, boys' fragile egos.

It can already be regarded as Clark Zuzuzu... Grandma Diana showed a kind smile when she looked at the big boy who was struggling with herself, and deftly put the mantra lasso on the legs of Superman who had been trapped in her own small world for a long time. superior.However, Clark, who was relaxed in the watchtower and immersed in the decision of who to help his friend's girlfriend and children at the moment, didn't know who to help.

This surprised Diana for a moment, and immediately felt a crisis in her heart: the very important thing that can make Superman unaware of her mantra lasso...

cents!none!check!Sleep!This is Superman!

Gosh, this is so important that I have to ask.God knows how many more casualties would be caused in the end if these boys were allowed to keep their heads in suspense and mess around!

Diana: "So, what exactly is that very important thing you're talking about?"

"Oh, I want to tell Bat that he has a lost child..." Superman choked on the words.

Did I say something extraordinary just now?

"What what? Batman actually has an illegitimate child?!" The Flash Barry Allen, who was squatting in the watchtower and playing games at some place, happened to be going downstairs to look for food at this time. Heavyweight revelations!

Excited Barry: "Oh my god, this is so amazing!"

Painful Clark: Oh my god, this is so hopeless!

Is there any difference between Barry knowing about this and Quan Zhenglian knowing about it?Within a long time, the entire Zhenglian will know that "Superman has brought a breaking news: Batman has an illegitimate child!"!

Clark felt like he might be on the pill.

He looked down and saw a golden noose wrapped around his leg.Clark was half angry and half helpless, and said to Diana, who had a face of "Wow, this is really a surprise", "...Didn't we agree that we would not use this thing on anyone in the league casually? "

Diana shrugged and withdrew the lasso of truth: "Boy, you have to know that your performance just now really worried me." She motioned for Barry, who had gone to the kitchen to scoop up a basket of biscuits, to sit beside her , Listen to Superman tell a story together.

"Come on, Clark. What the hell is going on?" Diana picked up the biscuit and got ready to hear the story.

Clark: ...Okay.This is already the worst case, how could it be worse?Anyway, I don't want to go against Diana.

Clark, a small town boy, honestly told how he happened to hear such amazing news on the way home from a business trip, and how he ran all the way to find Batman to inform him.

Unknowingly, the Zhenglian Chaoying who sat on the sofa were chatting about biscuits, listening with gusto.

The bat family is very protective of the cookies made by Ah Fu himself, and they are fierce in grabbing them. Often the cookies are divided up by the bat family as soon as they come out of the oven, making the superheroes who are greedy can only buy some The small biscuits are just like painting cakes to satisfy one's hunger.Fortunately, there are superheroes with tender faces like Barry in the league, and Diana, a beautiful and elegant goddess. Afu still asks Batman to bring some cookies to them from time to time, but most of the time, They can only crack a few biscuits to quench their thirst.

"You mean, this 'Damian' was actually bred from Bat's genetic tissue?" Neptune asked, grabbing the biscuit, which is very shabby compared to Ah Fu's biscuit, "Can this be his child? ?"

Barry shook his head: "It seems impossible..." He quickly changed his words, "But Superman also said that the child is very well-behaved and caring, and he really wants to find his father, and he does have Bat's blood. In fact, if Bat is willing, Isn't it good to adopt this child?"

Diana, who has lived in human society for a long time, understands the complex emotions of human beings: "Oh, you all forgot to take Bat's little girlfriend into consideration. We don't know whether the existence of this child will affect Bat's relationship! You guys Look, he finally found a girlfriend who can tolerate him not being home every night and fighting terrorists every day, if the other party can't tolerate him having a moped bottle, what should he do?"

The superheroes of Zhenglian gnawed on the biscuits and fell into deep thought: choose to protect the rare love of friends, or choose to protect the little bats with the blood of friends, this is a problem.

It's a personal Batman question that happily whiles away an evening of bored superheroes with no villains to fight lately.It wasn't until Clark rushed home after receiving a worrying call from his girlfriend, and Barry yawned and went back to bed for the morning class the next day, that the topic gradually cooled down.The conversation ended with the conclusion that "the boat will be straight when it reaches the bridge", and everyone decided to let nature take its course and wait until the time comes.

After all, it's Batman who will have a headache at that time, not them.

Everyone thought it was a good decision.Regardless of their heated discussion, if Batman was really standing in front of them, they would definitely choose to pretend to be dead.Not telling Batman about this matter is at most a later time for father and son to recognize each other, at least they don't need to face the "furious state" that Batman has a high probability of triggering - the language of the game boy Barry.

The Zhenglian Chaoying who lost the love of their colleagues in an instant nodded in agreement.

The desire to survive is very strong.

The superheroes who went back to their homes in peace of mind didn't know at all that Batman, who was sitting in the Batcave and watching the monitor, looked so terrifying that the screen in front of him almost burned through.

The mood of the old butler beside him was not at all the same as that of his young master.To be honest, he once thought that the blood of the Wayne family would be cut off in Master Bruce's generation, but he didn't expect to hear such good news!The only thing that worried him was whether the female friend whom the master had been very close to recently would mind this... Ah Fu decided to try it out when the lovely Miss Sissy came to visit next time.

Batman: "Ah Fu, stop your delusions. Elizabeth is not my girlfriend, so don't talk nonsense to her."

The old butler gracefully rolled his eyes and gave it to the dark master: "Oh, of course. You just need someone to help you with the medicine--with all due respect, master, I remember that you are not the only one in Wayne Manor Alone, my old bones can't even help with medicine?" He swiftly took away the unfinished cookies in front of Batman, ignoring the unhappy eyes of the other party's boss, "I never I didn’t know that Batman would be so weak that he needed to recuperate in the manor because of an ordinary bullet that grazed his flesh, and the secretary came to help him bandage himself.”

Batman: "...No, that's just because I suspected that there was something wrong with Elizabeth's identity, so I tested her to see if she had any intentions."

Ah Fu: "Master, I advise you not to call someone by their Christian name affectionately next time when you tell me that you suspect someone."

This battle between Batman and the old butler ended again with the old butler winning.

Ah Fu: I think what the master needs to heal the most is not the wound that is about to heal before it can be bandaged, but his heart that always makes awkward detours and loves to beat himself up against the wall.Oh, and his head full of conspiracy theories.

The master, who was left alone in the monitoring room, choked back the retort of "It's just a matter of course", and turned his head with a sullen face.

I really yelled a lot when I was pretending, so I said it smoothly.When have I ever lied?Batman, who felt that he was very honest and never lied, was dissatisfied with Afu's behavior of not believing his own explanation and the absurd rumors spread by Diana.

He turned this dissatisfaction into the investigation of "Damian", his so-called illegitimate son, but the result of the investigation was that this person did not exist, and further investigations were all attacked by unknown organizations.

When Batman rescued his computer from the program, he could be sure that the code embedded in the program that sniped him and sneaked into it represented the organization he was familiar with - the League of Assassins.

Batman faced the screen speechlessly, and his thoughtful brain quickly formed reasonable doubts: This organization that stole his own body tissue to cultivate artificial humans without permission is actually the League of Assassins?What was that stupid big man in the metropolis saying?That kid is "very well-behaved and caring"?How come I don't know when people from this league can be described with such positive words?

Batman, who had a conspiracy theory in an instant, immediately and decisively established a new record: an emergency plan for someone who deliberately deceived Superman and then provoke the internal relationship of Zhenglian.

The little spider who has seen Batman's emergency plan reserves in Nunnally's Star Sea: That's right, Nunnally has always said that my brain is too big, but I always feel that according to Batman, just a superhero is enough. The character who has to prepare countless contingency plans, his brain hole should be much bigger than mine...

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Wanted.

Talia al-Ghul, the daughter of the leader of the League of Assassins, was walking silently through the long gray corridor on the graceful and light catwalk.

She stopped in front of a training room where the sound of cold weapons clashing was constantly heard, and she leaned lazily on the threshold to look at the fighting crowd inside.

A group of people with swords or guns were attacking a boy about eleven or twelve years old. He was panting violently, guarding vigilantly against the attacking crowd. His messy black hair was stuck to his forehead wet with sweat. A terrifying cold gaze shot from the dark blue eyes.Just by looking at his limping legs and blood-soaked clothes, you can tell that this little guy is already at the end of his battle.

"Okay, that's the end of today's training." Thalia clapped her hands lightly, "I have something to say to Dami."

The sparring subordinates immediately stopped their attacks.

Damian angrily pushed away the group of guys who could never beat him, dragged sullenly a knife that looked as tall as him, and followed his titular mother out of the training room step by step.

"I'm sorry, mother. I'm not strong enough to meet your requirements." Damian, who was only 1.3 meters high, said in a muffled voice with his head buried.

Thalia didn't comfort him: "Originally, I didn't plan to let you out before you met the standard...but the plan couldn't keep up with the change." She bent down, and raised Damian's chin with her slender fingers, revealing the boy's face. With a sweaty and delicate face, "Batman just attacked the alliance's database. I think he may have found you..."

She gazed into Damian's dark blue Batman-like eyes. "Looks like we'll have to plan ahead. Listen carefully, I want you to..."