[Comprehensive British and American] Liaison Officer Daily

In the tin shed——

Steve was very tired.

Early this morning, he had just woken up to pour dog food for his big golden retriever, and was about to change clothes and go out to exercise, when Nick tricked him into this place where no birds lay eggs and said that there was some confidential mission, and the specific mission would be discussed when it arrived.As a result, as soon as he got to this ghost place, Nick kicked him out of the car.

The black chief didn't say a word, and the driving agent turned his head and gave the captain a look of "seeking good fortune", and then stepped on the gas pedal and drove off, leaving the honest man, Captain America, standing alone in the exhaust. The monk stood puzzled in front of the tin shed with a dazed expression on his face.

How, how fat four?

Steve stood there in a daze for a while, and then a man with a DSLR came out from the tin shed: "Captain! Oh, my God, the living Captain America!"

The man looks excited and looks like he really wants to jump around in place.

Steve:  …

The real Captain America... This adjective is really... Forget it, it's not the first time I've seen it.

He turned around calmly and nodded facing the man: "Hello?"

"Yes, yes, I'm good, I'm very good!" The man wearing the DSLR excitedly stepped forward and grabbed Captain America's hand and shook it crazily, "Oh, really Captain America!"

This bright blond hair, these deep blue eyes like the sea, this slender and perfect figure with muscular lines, oh!Our captain exudes intoxicating charm all over his body!The man licked Steve from head to toe passionately with hot eyes.

Feeling like Steve with no clothes on:  …

Why did he have an ominous premonition that was both familiar and unfamiliar?

The premonition soon came true.The man briefly introduced himself, and then pulled the captain into the tin shed.

Looking at the full set of photography equipment, Captain Mei felt his whole body froze.

——He finally recalled the horror of being dominated by the photographers who shot battle and conscription videos, as well as the pain of being imprisoned in the studio...

Why!again!Filming!no!talent!Filmed!!

Steve calmed down the turbulent waves in his heart with strong willpower, and tried his best to restrain himself from turning around and leaving - after all, this was the task given by Nick: "Sorry, I really can't think of any other promotional videos that I need to shoot ——I mean, after all, there is no world war now, there is no need to recruit soldiers, and I remember that I have already shot a set of that called an 'educational propaganda film'?"

The cameraman stared at Steve without blinking, showing a big and bold smile with eight big white teeth clearly visible, he waved his hand and said, "Oh, captain! Promotional videos are meant to be in line with the times. Progressive! This is like a commercial! Captain, times are changing!"

Steve: I want to refuse to change with the times.

He was tired of being surrounded by a group of makeup artists and prop artists to change clothes: "Wait, I think I can change this suit myself."

Grabbing the new uniform, Steve broke free from the crowd with his superb skills, and then quickly got into the changing room and closed the door amidst the disappointed sighs of the crowd.

With lingering fear, Steve tugged at his messy clothes: he couldn't believe that this group of people just wanted to change his clothes and put on makeup for him.

joke!He felt that he was about to be touched all over his body just now!

Steve still had a hard time accepting the frenzied pursuit of these young people now—maybe he was a little conservative.

Steve changed into his uniform and opened the door.

The group of booing prop artists have been chased away by the photographers and makeup artists-it's okay to scare the US team away!

The makeup artists gently surrounded him and began to apply makeup on him.

Now there will be no one stealing money, everyone is serious, and everything seems to be normal-if you don't have to change three people even for the base makeup.

The makeup artists excitedly and rigorously evenly allocated the time for the beautiful (qin) fine (mi) makeup (jie) makeup (chu).

Steve sat motionless in the chair, feeling very helpless.He also recognized several familiar faces among these makeup artists!I saw it all around Nick.It seems that there are a lot of staff who went through the back door in this shoot.

Since everyone who helped make up didn't care about anything, Steve just let them go.What he is most nervous about now is not the makeup, but the countless reshoots he will go through later.

every time!Both!remake!Hundreds of times!

I!It's soldiers!is not!actor!

——Although from his point of view, his shots are not bad every time, but the photographer can always pick out something wrong and ask him to re-shoot.This is simply harder than training!After all, training only needs to be focused on the exercise, and there is no need to keep a "majestic, handsome smile" - listen to what kind of smile this is, anyway, he can only make his usual smile every time - and There is no need to repeat boring, long lines over and over again.

Although he is often in the role of teaching others, after shooting this kind of scene many times, he always feels a little bad. Always teaching others does not seem to be a very good quality?A little too arrogant, or condescending?

After finishing his makeup, Steve followed the photographer to the formal shooting venue.Along the way, the photographer babbled on how he got the honorable job, how the agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. chose this remote location to keep it secret, and how they quickly built the shoot in one day. shed.

Steve: ...ah.

He just wants to sigh now.

To be honest, he was about to have a psychological shadow on the studio.

If the villain hid in the studio, he might hesitate to go in or just wait outside... Well, this is just a joke.The US team has always been the most serious one when it comes to tasks.

"Captain, this is today's script!" The cameraman handed the script to Steve.

Steve took the lines, and it was really a long string of ramblings: "...forward in the rapids...with gratitude, to appreciate the sunset in Los Angeles, which is a priceless treasure for every citizen...here is a world-famous Hollywood, the most prosperous business district..."

?etc?What's wrong?

Steve sincerely asked his question.Because whether it was a military recruitment promotion or an educational film, at least he could understand the purpose and significance of the shooting, but this kind of stuff that sounds like a promotional film for a day trip to Los Angeles is really not because Nick thinks he is too leisurely so he insists on it. Find something for him to do?

"No, captain. You can't take this paragraph lightly. This is an important film that affects our national income!" The photographer had a solemn face, and flexibly used the three-stage structure, explaining carefully to Steve why This section looks like a tourism promotional film, but it is indeed a tourism promotional film.After a long speech, he cleared his throat and concluded: "Look, is this necessary? So please be sure to cooperate with our filming seriously, okay?"

Steve is absolutely sure now that this is definitely a job Nick felt was too free to force him into.

The next few hours were spent in this constant mechanical repetition over and over again.

Four times, the US team read half of the lines to the camera, and it was really impossible to continue.He opened his mouth to continue to finish his lines, but the endless retake cycle made him finally give up and continue to finish these stinky and long lines four times.

Steve tried to stay calm and asked, "How many more shots of this thing?"

What's so good about this remake?Sometimes the smile is not majestic or handsome enough, and the tone of voice is not convincing enough.God knows that in the 50 times from the beginning to the end, except that his spirit has become worse every time, and his smile has become stiffer every time, what difference can there be?

By the way, shouldn't this promo be counted as extra work for him, and Nick asking for a little extra bonus?God knows that high-quality dog ​​food is getting more and more expensive now... Sebastian's food is almost three times as expensive as his!

#People are not as good as dogs series#

The photographer showed his face from behind the camera, with a look of excitement: "Oh, don't worry, the last one, the last one!"

Steve was speechless for a while.He began to wonder if the photographer on the opposite side had also applied the super soldier serum, otherwise why could he still maintain such an excited expression?Looking at his bright eyes and excited smile, it is obvious that he is not tired at all.

"Okay, one last time." Steve repeated the photographer's promise, and then moved his stiff neck. During the shooting just now, he must always pay attention to the so-called head movement skills-to be natural Draw a triangle with his chin. Although he doesn't understand the reason, he must admit that he looks more convincing from the video.

The cameraman adjusted the camera position and made an ok gesture, indicating that the US team can start.

Steve sighs, takes one last deep breath, and puts on that so-called "mighty and handsome" smile again.

After calmly approaching the camera, Captain America stood still and was about to read his lines to the camera five times when he heard someone kicking the door outside the shed.

Steve felt a sense of relief in an instant-although it didn't seem like it would be good for the crew who worked so hard to shoot with him, but he really had a "great" feeling when he heard the door kicking Feel.

No, three more exclamation points after "Great"!

Before the photographer could stop him, Steve quickly turned around, picked up the shield, and rushed out of the shooting site, as if some alien was chasing him for love, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Outside.

After studying for a long time, the father and son finally decided to try their luck to see if there was no one inside. As soon as they kicked open the door, they saw a hard, round object flying across the sky.

The son stood still, without fear.I don't know what the strange reason is, anyway, the round shield bent strangely, bypassing the son as if it had eyes, and smashed straight and powerfully on the chest of the father standing in the back row.

The father who purposely hid behind his son widened his eyes in disbelief, a mouthful of old blood from being smashed: "Pfft!"

The son is fine, after all, he is also a person who has been injected with enhanced serum, but he just feels a little pain in his chest, and he recovered quickly.He tilted his head and looked at the red and blue shield in his hand, reflecting the five-pointed star, and matched this thing with the memory in his brain:

Isn't this... Captain America's shield!

role play?Performance Art?

After all, in his son's memory, Captain America is a dead hero!

Departed Steve:  …