[Comprehensive British and American] Liaison Officer Daily

Another example is the patron saint of Gotham and Metropolis.

When Cheap Daddy Hank was still rushing to Gotham and the metropolis, the little Hanks had already successfully occupied the territory of Batman and Superman.

Occupy, that is to say, is full of little Hanks.

Superman was on his way to buy coffee during his lunch break when he saw this group of poor little people huddled together in the alley.

In the narrow alleyway, a group of fluffy little guys all looked longingly at the hamburger and Coke in his hand. Their big teary eyes looked pitifully at the delicious lunch in his hand. Slightly shaking under the hot wind in the afternoon—who can resist these cute little ones?

He didn't even think about why these little guys gathered here, who they were, and whether they should contact the police. Anyway, when Clark came back to his senses, he had already bent over and sprinted to pick up the group of garbage. The little cuties shivered by the bucket, and carried them back home with a speed of light sprint.

——The veiled posture is like a villain stealing a cat!

Superman, who was briefly dazzled by the fluff, frowned worriedly after 3 minutes and looked at the room full of blue-haired carrot heads he had picked up, while carefully picking up the soft little guys to satisfy them. Gao Gao wanted Feifei's wish, and asked in a friendly voice while serving water and food: "Children, where are your parents? Do you know the contact numbers of your parents?"

A little radish turned its head sideways and lifted its fleshy paw pads, and pressed it on Superman's strong and plump chest muscles. With innocent and curious looks in its big eyes, the two claws took turns pressing it up.

...Converted to a cat, this is probably stepping on milk...

It's so cute. Clark, who was being stepped on, didn't care at all. He even grabbed the little meat pad of the little radish head and kissed it, sucking the cuteness hard.He couldn't help imagining that his and Louise's children must be as cute as them, like little angels flying down from the sky.

Clark shook his head. If this group of cuties were lost children from any family, the parents must be very worried... It is not a safe world for mutants, he has to send the children back as soon as possible.

Superman patiently touched the hairy head of one of the little guys who came to his arms and begged coquettishly for a pat, and was intoxicated by the intoxicating touch: "Do you know the contact numbers of Mom and Dad? Or Your name is fine, what's your name?"

Superman believes that, as a reporter, he can help the little ones find their homes even if they only know a name.

However, the little radishheads still turned a deaf ear to it, and shyly and happily handed the good-looking Uncle Flying Man kisses one after another.The soft fur rubbed against Superman's hand, and the warm and fluffy feeling simply fascinated this superhero.

Superman sighed with a headache while being so cute that his heart would melt: "... Alas."

He decided to call Batman, the wise and all-powerful leader of the alliance, for some help.For Batman, this little problem must be solved with a flick of a finger, right?

Batman, who was placed with high hopes by Superman: ...

Batman: None.

Batman: Same.

Alfred Pennyworth, the old butler of Wayne Manor, looked at the little bean diced who were running around with their short legs on the ground with a kind face, and served plate after plate with great emotion. A plate of Alfred biscuits.On the table that should have been dedicated to information, there are fresh fruit juices of different flavors, cute and sweet maple syrup cakes, juicy and delicious mince pies...

All kinds of tangy aromas have turned the gloomy and cold bat cave into a candy house in children's fairy tales.

Batman didn't take off his uniform, and sat with a stiff face in the Batcave that was no longer his own, staring at these little bastards who were not afraid of him at all, with a gloomy expression.

A little bean ding noticed this dark uncle, she retracted her paws, then raised her feet and walked a few steps closer quietly.

Batman turned his face vigilantly and cast a wary look at her.

Xiaodouding paused innocently, then boldly continued to approach.

Batman tensed his back, with a stiff face: "...Go and eat your cookies."

Xiao Douding didn't hear it, she quickly took a few steps, walked up to Batman, raised her head and raised her two claws, bang!

Batman whose bat ears are also occupied on the mask: "………"

More little bean dings turned their heads to look over, and soon, the second one, the third one... 1 minute later, the dark Batman turned into a cat climbing frame full of blue fur balls.

Batman twisted his face with difficulty to avoid a bold little guy coming to rub his head, and squeezed a few words for help from between his teeth: "Ah Fu."

Alfred pretended not to receive the call for help from the master: "Master, I suddenly found that the blue furry Batman looks good too."

Bruce: "?? Ah Fu!"

After all, he is still his own master, so he can't bully him too hard.The old housekeeper regretfully hugged the little ones who were holding on to the master one by one and sighed: "It's a pity, my master is always so hard-hearted."

Bruce took a few deep breaths, calmed his mind, and reached out to grab the cookie.

"Snapped."

Alfred opened his master's hand lovingly, and said gently: "The cookies are not enough for the children, so don't snatch them, sir."

——But it’s okay to bully a little within the allowable range.

Batman: ? ? ? ? ? ?

Fuck me!

Batman, who has always insisted that Gotham is Gotham, couldn't bear to call X Academy.At this moment, his heart sound once again perfectly adhered to the consistent classic style: Get out of my Gotham City!

The little bean dings ate their mouths full of sugar scum, and under Batman's stern gaze, they showed their soft bellies under the caring grooming of Grandpa Afu.

Alfred, who was overwhelmed by the soft fur: ah, this feeling... ah, is stroking a cat a ball? !

The little bean dices obediently stretched out their fleshy paw pads to the cookie provider.

Claw paw?One piece of cookie at a time, not soft, no money~

While enjoying the hall-level treatment, Alfred cast a hinting look at Bruce: I hope the master can come to learn one day.

Batman: …………

Just as Alfred was stroking his hair and his face was full of energy, a beanie suddenly moved its tail uncomfortably.

- That's right!These goblins also have fluffy tails and ears!It can be said to be the perfect temptation!

She let out an uncomfortable grunt from her throat with aggrievedness, and her ears drooped down.Alfred worriedly was about to reach out his hand to pick up this little bean and take a good look at it. The little bean who had been lying comfortably on the ground just now let out uncomfortable snores one after another, and drooped the ears of the plane listlessly. .

Alfred greeted worriedly: "Master, let's see what's going on with the children?"

Batman: "..."

Remember me now?

He sat for a while with a cold face, motionless, and finally stood up amidst the pitiful snoring of little bean dings all over the floor: "Are you full?"

The little bean dices raised their faces one after another, and cast panic-stricken looks at Alfred for help, and disappeared in the next second.

None remained.

The old butler and Batman looked in shock at the momentarily empty Batcave.Superman's contact request sounded in the Batcave, and Batman, who reacted first, frowned and connected, and then heard Clark screaming in panic, as if Louise was about to break up with him:

"Baaaat! Those little guys suddenly disappeared just now! What's going on! I saw how uncomfortable they were before they disappeared, did something happen!"

"Baaaaat! We have to save them! They're so young!"

Superman even thinks he can hold hundreds of these skinny little furballs with his own hands!

Although furry, but the weight is indeed the same as the weight of a teenage girl Hanks: ...

Batman: "..."

Batman: "Calm down, Clark, don't bark like a shit-shoveler who lost his cat."

Clark insisted on yelling, "Noooo! They're gone, Baaaaat! You have to come with me to save them!"

Batman whose ears were about to be fired: "Okay, got it, shut up."