[Comprehensive British and American] Liaison Officer Daily

Damian and Batman's love and hatred, everything has to start with me.

for me.

Ah, you sure don't know who I am, let me introduce myself - my name is ITA.

Yes, that's my name, shout my name, ITA!

I was born to serve the League of Assassins, and was trained as an ordinary screw in the future network security department. I learned all kinds of knowledge and was destined to devote my whole life to the League of Assassins, so I have no name.

I say I am called ITA because my department is in charge of IT, A because I belong to group A...

There are a lot of ITA1234 in our group... I am number one, the full name should be ITA1, uh, it sounds a bit like a service worker number, but without the number, I think the name is still cool to say.

Things started like this:

About half a year ago, I was finishing my job quietly in my little den. At this moment, our eldest daughter walked into my dirty little den——her beauty and smile It just made my dirty pigeon cage-like little nest glow—when I thought I was going to win a once-in-a-lifetime affair, she coldly gave me a task, asking me to take Damie All information about Young Master An was leaked to Batman in a way that would not arouse Batman's suspicion.

Then she left.

Just go.

Not to mention the pants, she didn't even shake the light gauze cape on her shoulders.

I mourned for about half a minute that I might never be able to pass away as a magician before I finally realized what order she just gave.

Leak all information about Master Damian to Batman in a way that will not arouse Batman's suspicion.

? ? ?What are you kidding, I firmly believe that although she is the daughter of our eldest, our great leader Talia al Ghul, she must be a complete IT idiot!

Doesn't she know how much work our IT department has gone into to keep Batman from breaking through our defenses? !What should I do!So as not to arouse Batman's suspicion!The way!Passing information about Master Damian to Batman?

Um?Is she out of her mind?

Besides, wasn't she the one who asked Master Damian to leave the alliance a few days ago and go to Gotham to assassinate Batman?Then why did you send Master Damian's information to Batman? ?

You feel a little bit, is our leader mentally ill?

Give me 5 minutes to calm down.

ok, i'm back.let me go on.

As I said earlier, I was born to devote myself to the alliance and died of old age on this land of birth and birth. However, I still have a heart that yearns for freedom and adventure outside, don't laugh!Stop your mocking!Not only do I have such a heart, I also have the courage to put it into action!

I reckoned that I would not be able to complete the task that Chief Thalia asked me to leak information "without a trace".

I want to defect!

……

Defecting is not something that can be done just by doing it. After all, what I want is not only to defect, but to escape successfully while alive, and in the future, I will happily marry a wife, have children, enjoy children and grandchildren, and live a long life!

After thinking about it, I think that Master Damian is a good nomination. Maybe I can help Batman catch... no, recognize Master Damian in exchange for Batman's asylum.

Even if you don’t have shelter, don’t fly bat darts to catch me when we meet later... According to the leader’s order, I attacked the firewall of the Batcave several times, and I guess it’s already on Batman’s list famous...

Thinking of this, I couldn't help feeling a little melancholy.

It has been the third day since Master Damian left, and I have been following his whereabouts during this time.At the beginning, he seemed to be holding the idea of ​​​​using the lunatics in Arkham, and visited the Arkham Asylum, a scenic spot in Gotham, and then he was scared out by the lunatics inside.

Uh, rather than being scared, it is better to say that I was a little frightened.

This can't be blamed on Master Damian, after all, since that weird guy who called himself Lucifer went to the madhouse last time, Arkham has become a real madhouse, and all the prisoners are on time. move.When Master Damian entered, everyone was standing stiffly in front of the iron bars of their cell like puppets, their eyes were rigid, their bodies were motionless like wax figures, they only breathed lightly, and they were still muttering eerily and repeatedly. Going to the gloomy environment of Arkham is like walking into a haunted house.

Young Master Damian was quite courageous, he walked to the clown's cell, stretched out his hand and poked the clown, but he didn't expect to poke the clown directly to the ground.Like a wooden doll with funny and horrible makeup, the clown fell straight on the ground, his limbs changed slightly due to the force of the impact, one hand was pressed behind his back, and the other was raised obliquely in the air, lying motionless on the ground.

Master Damian stared at the clown who had maintained this posture for nearly an hour, and did not see the clown move. Everyone in the surrounding cell was still standing in front of the iron railing, looking sluggish, like dolls with exaggerated and ugly appearances .

Even if Master Damian is five or six years older, he will probably be surprised by such Arkham. After all, when he sees them, he can't help but think of himself: If I fail in the assassination, will I also change? In this way?

So, Master Damian evacuated Gotham, followed the legend of Lucifer circulating on the black market, and arrived in Los Angeles.

…I’m not saying that, Master Damian is really a bit ignorant. The lunatics in Arkham were actually created by Lucifer. Master Damian, are you looking for help from Lucifer, or are you going to throw yourself into a trap... …

No, I can't watch Master Damian being tormented by Lucifer and end up in the same fate as those lunatics in Arkham!

As brave as I am, I immediately dismantled all the alliance's firewalls!I can't approve it!

Then I threw the information that Chief Thalia asked me to give to Batman directly into the outermost layer of the alliance information database, ensuring that it would be leaked out, and I also left a letter for Batman, which contained a little bit of personal information. Goods, then I ran away!

By the way, I took some water from Lazarus Pool.

Don't ask me how I did it, it was a long plan, I can only tell you... I did it.

And now that I have turned my back on the dark and turned to the bright, I am sitting safely in the Batcave watching Master Damian and Batman quarrel.

Uh, I still feel a little guilty about this, because the culprit who caused Master Damian to get along with Batman so poorly is probably me... In the information I left for Batman before, I specially added I posted a photo of Master Damian disguised as a woman when he was studying stealth class, and added a false note, saying that Master Damian had a very low status in the League of Assassins since he was a child because he was half of Batman blood. Unfortunately, being forced by his mother to wear women's clothing to practice special cough task skills since childhood, has caused Master Damian's psychological fragility and distortion...

This misunderstanding should have been solved easily, but I didn't expect it to happen just in case.

Coincidentally, when Master Damian was making a deal with Lucifer and intending to get Lucifer to provide weapons, he was accidentally discovered by the female detective from Lucifer's family, and it happened that the female detective was investigating the case of a young girl's disappearance... …

When Batman followed the information to find Master Damian, Master Damian was wearing a bright red dress, pouting his lips and acting like a spoiled child to a bearded old man who was suspected of being a suspect...

That's why Batman looks at Master Damian with weird eyes now, which made Master Damian's mentality explode many times.

Although Batman hasn't mentioned this note to Master Damian yet, I reckon it will be soon.

Uh, I'm almost dead.

...so now I'm packing my bags.I left the water from the Lazarus Pond for Red Hood. The poor boy may need this thing in the future. I always feel that he is very unlucky, but my sixth sense has always been very good.

Alright, my dears, I'm leaving, I'm going to wander the universe, see you later, Mu!

Oh, by the way, League of Assassins really isn't cool at all, not at all.

May God bless Batman and his son to get through this beautiful misunderstanding.

…………

Tony stood in the sea of ​​stars, looking at ITA sneaking around in the illusion, speechless for a while.He pointed to the illusion: "It's okay to say that Xinghai is showing movies, how can you edit them yourself now?"

Nunnally opened her eyes wide, and defended the little stars who were wronged and ran into her arms: "Why is it an edit? Isn't what you want to see why Damian ran away from home? This is the answer Xinghai gave me!"

Tony was taken aback: "Huh? I thought you were looking at Damian Star..."

It seems that Nunnally's ability has strengthened again.Tony thought.During this period of time, the continuous training day and night has been fruitful.

Tony was so happy for Nunnally that he didn't pay much attention to the next scene.

Instead, Nunnally pointed to the channel in ITA's hand: "Tony, is that the S.H.I.E.L.D. logo?"

The phantom of ITA in the star sea was stopped by Nunnally, and she approached ITA's hand: "This is the logo of S.H.I.E.L.D. This seems to be a solicitation letter... Oh, what is this? Commissioner's signature."

Tony raised his eyebrows: "Did he just say that he was going to wander the universe?"

Nunnally shrugged: "Director Fury's space station has been built?"

Tony laughed, gloating a bit: "It seems that we will soon welcome a new companion who will set off a bloody storm in the Bat family."

The door of Charles' office opened at this moment, and Batman, Damian and Superman came out in a file, and Superman gently closed the door.

Tony raised his eyebrows, and when he was about to say something, the little blue hairball who had been squatting next to him raised his face and pulled Nunnally's sleeve: "Hank asked if you want to stay for dinner before leaving .”

Tony pricked up his ears.

Nunnally: "Okay."

Tony shot the beast in the palm of his heart: I knew it!