[Comprehensive British and American] Liaison Officer Daily

The situation when Peter first met Nunnally was rather awkward.

That happened shortly after Peter gained new abilities. When Peter carefully decided that he would become Spider-Man to take on his own responsibilities, he often swayed around Queens to help and protect the residents here.This earned him the love and admiration of many in Queens, and even earned him the nickname "New York's Good Neighbor."

Who can resist the temptation to become Chaoying?Peter is also counting on himself to do more, and he will have the opportunity to meet his idol in the future——Mr. Tony Stark, and even fight side by side with him.

It's cool to be Spider-Man, but for a young high school student, especially one who's recently acquired superpowers, it's perfectly normal for a young high school student to occasionally miss out.For example, sometimes if you swing too far, Peter may hit the opposite wall or a trash can on the ground.Fortunately, this kind of super embarrassing scene is generally not seen by anyone.

In the evening of this day, Peter, who sneaked out without telling Aunt May, hurried home to do his homework after a day of parade--of course!Even Spider-Man has homework!No high school student is immune to homework.

Night gradually enveloped the streets of Queens.At this time, if a pedestrian raises his head, he may be able to see the silhouette of Spider-Man speeding across the tall buildings in the afterglow of the setting sun, heading towards a certain residential area.

According to Peter's expectation, after this jump, he should have landed quietly next to the small abandoned building in Cree Community.There is an abandoned garbage dump there, no one will come during this time period, what is even more wonderful is that there is a dilapidated door in the garbage dump, and the three tall trash cans behind the door can completely allow him to hide in this small space Complete the change of clothes without being discovered by anyone.

Peter, who has been relaxed, is excitedly planning tomorrow's parade route in his mind, how to go through the entire Queens area faster and better; what more meaningful words will he say to teach these things when he encounters a wallet thief The young people who have lost their way go to the right path - just like the American team in those educational films they watch every time they are detained.

Peter was still planning everything for tomorrow in great detail in his mind, but the next second his hand suddenly slipped, and he crashed straight into the tall residential building next to his destination.

... He slipped his hand again and failed to stick the spider silk firmly.

The thin spider silk draws a graceful curve in the air, touches the wall intimately, and breaks the bond altogether.

Peter danced in the air in horror. He quickly shot the spider web again towards the roof, trying to pull himself up to the roof, trying to make up for it before hitting the wall again, and the whole thing would be photographed flat tragedy.

Unexpectedly, his spider silk did not stick to the wall of the roof, but wrapped around a pot of flowers placed on the balcony of a family on the top floor.So Spider-Man only had time to hug the pot of innocent and implicated daffodils so as not to fall and shatter, and the whole person was shot into the window of which floor I don't know, and there was a burst of ear-piercing loud noise of glass shattering .

Nunnally, who had drawn the curtains in her bedroom and was unbuttoning her chest, was dumbfounded.

She even forgot to cover her naked upper body, her hands were still holding the buckles at both ends of the corset, and she was covering her chest, staring at Spider-Man who suddenly smashed into the window.

Peter's head was still covered with several layers of curtains that he had pulled down. This thing covered his sight, making him completely unable to figure out what was going on in front of him. There was only silence and darkness.

While frantically trying to get out from under the heavy and thick blanket so that he could apologize to the owner face to face, he quickly and loudly stated that he was not a dangerous person: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to! I wasn't Robbery burglar! If you're on youtube maybe you know me, I'm that spider man...no no no no I mean rest assured I'm not dangerous I just fell in by accident ...Hahaha I know this is a bit embarrassing to say, but please believe it is true, and you must never call the police!"

Peter struggled for a long time in the thick blanket, swinging his arms and kicking his legs, before tearing off the curtain covering his head. He threw the curtain away and looked up to explain: "Hey, this curtain is really thick. I took it off for a long time. Just untie it. One, two... oh, four layers of curtains? No wonder it took me a long time to break free! God, don’t all these layers of curtains get any light through when they are usually closed? This is not good. You --oh!"

Peter finally saw the embarrassing scene in front of him-he seemed to have broken into a girl's bedroom, and the other girl seemed to be getting dressed.

And the girl has nothing on her upper body except the corset that needs to be covered.

Peter: "..."

Nunnally: "..."

Peter: "... oh..."

The two equally immature young men stared at each other dumbfounded. After standing still for a long time, the girl—that is, Nunnally, her mind that had stopped before finally started to move.

She let out a deafening scream with a loudness that tested the lung capacity, and successfully made Peter's mind, which was already mired in the mud, blanked out.

Nunnally almost instinctively held the corset to cover her chest with one hand, picked up something on the sewing machine next to her with the other hand, and slammed it at the pervert who broke into her bedroom.

"Wait, wait! Hey! Please don't smash it anymore, those are scissors!" Startled, Peter quickly avoided the sharp silver light, and dodged left and right under the opponent's brutal crit, quite embarrassed.

Considering that he had to go home soon, Aunt Mei couldn't worry about being injured at this time, and also considering that the girl in front of him was not the criminal he had fought on the street, it was difficult to fight back.Peter, who could only resist a wave of attacks, quickly shot out a few spider threads, catching all the sharp objects thrown by the opponent: "Calm down! I didn't mean it, please--wow!"

Nunnally violently picked up the freshly boiled kettle on the table, and slammed it at the guy who dared to break into the bedroom while she was changing clothes.

Peter jumped up to the roof and hung upside down, narrowly avoiding this wave of AOE.Shocked and covered in cold sweat, he explained his speech several times faster than before, almost without a pause: "Girl! Girl, please calm down! I really didn't mean to break in, I'm not a pervert Peeping Tom, can you please calm down and listen to my explanation? I really slipped my hand and fell in, please don’t hit me again, okay?”

Peter jumped up and down the room to avoid all kinds of objects thrown by the other party, and he had to explain while catching them and putting them back in place.He didn't want the girl to regain her composure for a while and see the mess all over the place, and then violently grab him to pay for it.

As poor as he is, he really can't afford to pay any debts.

The poor little spider went around tiredly and returned the things thrown by the other party, like a golden retriever dog.He persuaded the other party earnestly: "Really, it's perfume. I don't know the brand, but these things are usually quite expensive, do you really want to throw them away?"

Peter dodged the smashing perfume bottle, and quickly caught it: "Oh, well, you have already thrown it away. Don't worry, I caught it and put it here for you. Please don't throw it away again. I can't afford it." He quickly raised his hand and put the perfume on the top of the tall wardrobe next to him, for fear that the other party would pick it up and hit himself, "Hey, aren't you tired? Why don't we have a truce? Put your clothes on first. ?”

Peter lay prone on the ceiling, staring at the grain of the roof with floating eyes, not daring to look at his opponent at the moment.

While avoiding Do Not See Evil, he had to dodge the attack, catch the weapon, and put the weapon out of the reach of the other party. Peter was desperate.

This level of tension is almost comparable to when fighting the lizardmen!After all, when fighting the Lizardmen, Peter didn't need to hide and not fight back, and he didn't need to care about men and women who didn't dare to look at naked opponents.

Nunnally was out of breath, and finally agreed to a truce.Forgive the upper limit of physical strength of a home girl who doesn't exercise every day is so low, almost like this is already the limit.She took a hard look at the pervert in red and black tights who was able to do a job with ease, and randomly pulled out a top from the closet and put it on her body.

Seeing the other party put on clothes, Peter finally breathed a sigh of relief.He leaned on the ceiling, carefully moved his limbs and took a few steps away from Nunnally, and then announced: "I'm coming down now, don't you hit me again? Let's talk about it, I promise to pay for your window. I'll come down gone?"

As he spoke, he tentatively and slowly lowered his two legs first, then let go of the palm holding the ceiling, and landed lightly on the ground.

Nunnally didn't launch any more attacks, which made Peter relax a bit.Although this kind of attack can't hurt himself, it is really tiring to deal with it.

Nunnally crossed her waist and glared angrily at the guy in the shabby wrinkled tights: "What did you just say? Are you a Spider-Man?"

Peter explained: "It's not Spider-Man, it's Spider-Man. Don't you usually go to YouTube?"

Nunnally said bluntly, "No, I don't use that thing."

Lag confidently at the end of the trend of the times!

After all, there is no need to install any additional software to play games and watch dramas, as long as there are enough things...Nuna Li is very practical.Because of this, she really didn't know when Chaoying had a number one character like Spider-Man.She also doesn't go out much, and encountering Spider-Man in real Queens is even less likely.

But this masked man didn't fight back when he smashed the things just now, and he kindly caught them all. It seems that he really isn't a bad person.

Superheroes as cute as little spiders always have a bonus of the general public's favor.Especially when he lowered his head pitifully and apologized incoherently in his still slightly green voice, and nervously tugged at the hem of his unfit uniform from time to time.That pitiful look is just like a little puppy who accidentally did something wrong and knocked over the vase, shivering into a ball of hair, with a pair of airplane ears on it, sitting on the spot whining and whimpering She barked milkily, her nervous tail drooping.

Nunnally's anger was immediately vented under the powerful and cute attack of the little spider, but she still managed to maintain her rationality and doubted and glanced at the opponent's uniform: "Spiderman? You? With your body... this What is it? A tights that are one size bigger? Is it one-piece pajamas?" She pointed at the crumpled clothes on the other party's body because of strenuous exercise.

Peter angrily defended his handmade labor: "No! This is not pajamas! I made it myself. Look, this red is a tribute to Mr. Stark's Mark armor! This spider web represents that I am Spider-Man ! Isn't it cool?"

Peter felt a little pain in his fragile little heart.

Nunnally looked at the little spider who was looking for her aesthetic recognition with a complicated expression, held back for a long time, and finally suggested gently: "... Would you consider finding a special tailor to help you redo it?" She looked at the whole person Peter, who exuded the aura of "not convinced, want to refute", rarely swallowed the sarcasm against his will, "This color scheme is great, but look, it's too big and doesn't fit you well. Look, you Just after exercising for a while, it looks wrinkled."

Forgive me, gods, for not expressing my heart honestly.Because this little spider looks so pitiful and wronged.Looking at Peter who shrunk into a frustrated look, Nunnally made a silent apology and flattered him against her will.

In fact, she didn't think Stark's armor was any handsome.Red with gold, not domineering at all, looks very rich.

Black gold or black red is the perfect match.Nunnally lowered her head and tugged at the loose hip-hop coat she was wearing, she was very satisfied with her aesthetics.With metallic lipstick, the decadent style is amazing~

Nunnally reacted suddenly: "My lipstick!...Little spider, can you help me take all those things off the closet?"

Peter, who was still depressed, raised his head and retorted weakly: "It's not a little spider...well, whatever. Can you guarantee that after I help you take these things down, you will never hit me with them again?"

Nunnally patted Peter's shoulder heavily, and smiled brightly at him, promising, "Of course not, I promise."

Peter was full of doubts by the brilliant smirk that the other party squeezed out: "...Really? Do you know that you are laughing terribly now?"

The honest little spider rushed to the closet, took the things down one by one, and put them on the table, crowded together.

When he got the last hot water bottle, he wiped his mask with lingering fear—there was no way to wipe the cold sweat through the mask, so he could only wipe the mask meaning: "Seriously, next time you don't need to use the boiling water bottle." Hitting someone? That's really dangerous...!"

Peter was in a daze.

Peter faltered.

Nunnally looked at the little spider who wiped off the mask by herself, and kept still in the posture of hanging upside down on the ceiling: "..."

Embarrassment spread in the silent air...

In view of the young and immature face of the other party, it is estimated that he is only in his teens, and it seems that it is a bit too much to directly break the water just now.Nunnally thought erratically.

"...Can you pretend you didn't see it?" Peter said with difficulty, stiff all over.

Nunnally and Peter, who was holding the water bottle upside down, looked at each other: "Why don't you put down the hot water bottle first...?" Even if you hug Iron Man, you can't change the fact that you rubbed the mask off yourself.

Are all superheroes this stupid?

Nunnally was thinking about this question with a puzzled expression.

Little Peter, who was still just a reserve member of the Premier League, blinked blankly while holding the kettle.