[Comprehensive British and American] SpiderGirl

"You have a fever." The broad palm moved away from the forehead.

Petra opened her eyes and saw the ceiling of her room.She stared at Sol's concerned face in bewilderment for a moment, then gradually regained consciousness.

"Hmm... Saul?" Petra touched her forehead, not very hot, and looked up again.She looked around in disbelief, everything in the room was very clear—is her nearsightedness really cured?Is it so magical to be hit by a car?

"Are you okay?" Saul shook his hand in front of her eyes.

"Well, it's better, what happened?" Petra sat up, "I remember accidentally bumping into—"

"You fainted at the time. Tony originally wanted to take you to the hospital, but he received a temporary notice of the Avengers meeting—someone was very dissatisfied with his laziness, and he had to go back to work, so he asked his assistant to send you back. "

"That's it..." Petra felt a little disappointed for some inexplicable reason, "I haven't asked him for an autograph yet."

"What, do you like every superhero?" Sol raised his eyebrows.

"No, there is a degree of difference." Petra said seriously, "Iron Man is in the top three on my favorite superhero list!"

Under normal logic, the first three means the third.Sol automatically converted this sentence with an equation in his mind, and thought it was acceptable.He couldn't help asking: "Who is the first?"

"Of course Wonder Woman!"

Does the world of comics count?

Sol turned his head and saw the posters of Batman plastered on the wall next to him. He thought he should have expected this, this comic book fan... He hummed: "That's a fairy tale."

"Before you appeared, it was also a fairy tale." Petra pointed out in a low voice, "It's just a different system."

"...Okay." Sol reluctantly gave in, "What about the second one?"

Petra's eyes drifted out of the window: "Uh, Captain America?"

Sol: "..."

Sad, sad, have a little emotion!

"So, Petty, if I take you to play in Fulian Building," Saul had an idea, showing an inscrutable smile, "Do you want to consider updating the ranking of the top three?"

"Fulian Building!" Petra's eyes lit up all of a sudden, "Is it possible?!"

Then she struggled again, poked her finger, and said to herself: "But I really like Diana, she is strong and good-looking, and she is still single..."

???

Sol felt incredible: "I'm single too!"

"Just got single again a while ago," Petra corrected.

"What's the matter?" Saul felt annoyed, "Didn't the daughter of Zeus also have an ex-boyfriend?"

"But her boyfriend died." Petra explained, "You just broke up with Miss Jane, and there is still a possibility of getting back together."

"It's gone," Saul said grimly.

Petra doesn't quite believe it.Men are unprincipled in this sort of thing—and so are gods.

"Again, why does being single affect the ranking!"

"That's not the point!"

— Bang, the door opened.

Petra and Sol stopped at the same time, turning their heads.

Mei craned her neck to look inside, and looked at them both in surprise: "Oh, I heard you guys being so loud, I thought something was wrong...it's okay, let's continue."

After she finished speaking, she closed the door, shook her head and smiled, young people are so energetic.

Click, after the door closes.

Saul: "Where did you just say? — By the way, you kid, can you stop being so naive! What does the rating of superheroes have to do with these extraneous things? Have a little vision! Taste!"

"You are still arguing with me as a child, aren't you childish! Hmph!"

"Okay, okay." Saul found that he couldn't quarrel with the vigorous adolescent children, so he covered his ears with one hand, waved the other hand casually, and said generously, "I don't fight with women, but You must at least reserve one spot for me. It’s a shame that the son of Odin is no match for two mortals! What if my dad finds out!”

Why does Odin care about such boring things!

After all, why do you gods care so much about this subjective ranking? Are you three years old this year!

Petra sighed and thought for a while: "Captain America has been a national idol since he was a child, of course I admire him very much! And Iron Man, his armor is super cool, I like it too! If I have the opportunity to wear it , No, it’s good to touch it! Eh..."

It seems hard to decide which one to give up.

Petra was lost in thought.

"Let's keep the captain." She finally weighed a result with difficulty.

Saul nodded with satisfaction: "That's about the same."

Although he replaced Tony, he was only ranked third... But forget it, Sol thought, if he could shake people's childhood idols so easily, Hydra wouldn't need any brainwashing techniques.

"Mrs. Steve is still pretty good." Saul boasted a few words objectively, "I saw him helping the old lady to cross the road a few days ago. Hey, he is quite old himself, no wonder it's not easy of."

"Yeah, and he's handsome too." Petra nodded vigorously.

Thor suddenly wondered: "You don't think it's because he's blond--"

"No!" Petra said sternly.

Is she such a face-seeking person?

Sol frowned slightly.

I always feel... yes!

After Tony left the conference room, Happy, who was waiting outside the corridor, followed him.

"What happened to the child?"

"I've already sent her back." Happy reported, "I gave her special cold medicine, and the fever subsided quickly."

"Then you just sent her home?" Tony stopped in his tracks, turned his head and raised his eyebrows, "Happy, what's going on? You weren't that careless before. Did you see the hole in the front of the car? That kid knocked it out! Remember the last time you were in the hospital with a concussion for a whole month?"

"I know, but the medical scanner on the car shows that she is in good health." Happy said, "Doesn't that kid not want to go to the hospital? I think I should respect her idea anyway."

Tony sighed: "Then you at least left your contact information?"

"No, I was going to tell the child's aunt, but I found out that Sol lives next door to their house..."

what a small world.Tony sighed.

"Seriously, boss, young people are much more resilient than you think these days," Happy reminded.

Tony thought about it, and it seemed right.But it was still an underage girl after all, so he was still somewhat uneasy: "Anyway, you should look back and pay attention, what's the name of that child? After a while, you--"

The ringing of the phone interrupted him.

Happy said sorry, took out the mobile phone from his suit pocket, pressed the answer button, and handed the mobile phone to Tony after saying a few words.

"It's Saul calling."

"Oh? When will he connect to the Internet in the village, will he use his mobile phone?" Tony asked with interest.

"It should be the number of the landline."

Tony took over: "What's the matter? The prince of Asgard isn't used to the food on Earth? Let me remind you, I don't have any—"

"Hey, Tony!" Saul didn't seem to know how to use the phone, and shouted loudly, "I want to ask you something!"

"OK, you say."

"You bumped into a kid today," Saul said.

Tony stroked his forehead: "Okay, do you have to repeat it to me?"

"I didn't seek compensation from you," Thor coughed, "That's right, this kid...she's a fan of the Avengers, so I want to ask if she can go to the Avengers Building—"

In Saul's cognition, this is a simple matter.Considering that the Fulian Building used to be the Stark Building, and the wealthy Iron Man generously let everyone live in it, Thor felt that it was also a due courtesy to report to him.

Unexpectedly, Tony's expression changed.

"no!"

"Tony, don't be so stingy." Sol was surprised.

"I have already been scolded today by Pepper, Natasha and the conservative old captain of the last century because of this accident. I have missed the best sandwich in Manhattan-you Tell me now, do you want to take her into the Fulian Building? Play with me!" Tony was a little emotional, "Please, in your eyes, do I have such a hunger? ——Of course, seriously, that child is very cute of."

Saul touched his chin, looked back at Petra, and said to the phone: "Tony, it's not someone else's fault. You flirted with a model last time..."

"Just had a glass of wine together!"

"About you, is there not much news about drunken sex?"

"..."

Tony was speechless.Since becoming Iron Man, he has almost changed his ways, but it is a pity that his absurd image of the prodigal son in the past is too deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

He gave up the theory with the stubborn Asgard: "Speak up, Sol, don't let her come. There are new tasks recently, and it's not safe here."

Sol heard the business and became serious: "Do you need me to go back?"

"Not for the time being, we can still handle it." Tony said with a relaxed tone, "Go on and enjoy your vacation. I decided to count the sandwich on your head this time."

"Come on." Sol disagreed, "The sandwiches I ate here are the best in New York."

"Are you sure you want to argue with me about this?" Tony's mouth twitched, "Where is it?"

"It's a tiny convenience store in Queens, you've never been to," Saul swears, "but it's really good! It's only eight dollars a piece!—Huh? What?—Oh, Tony, that The child told me that if you come next time, she would be very willing to treat you to a meal."

"Say thank you for me." Tony smiled dumbly.

It wasn't until he hung up the phone that he realized that he didn't even know the other party's name.It's just a one-sided relationship, I'm afraid even if he knows it, it will go to the back of his mind in a blink of an eye.

Tony got out of the elevator and walked outside.Happy followed closely.

"Boss, where are you going now?"

"Get a sandwich."

"Actually, you can order takeaway."

"Do you remember what type of bomb was put in the pizza that was delivered last time?"

Happy pointed out: "Boss, you threatened to bomb the boss's store if he didn't deliver it within 10 minutes."

Tony: "..."

"Additionally, it was after you were drunk." Happy said sternly.

Tony paused and thought for a moment.

"Time to hire an errand intern."