Po Meng doesn't cook soup

There are still a few days before school starts, and Zhang Heng has already transferred to the history school next door. There is no astronomy department, so he has to choose a compromise major in world history.

At present, the work of the few of them is to pay attention to the movements of Dolly's boyfriend, and to find ways to attract Dolly.

"I said, didn't Dolly specialize in sucking the soul and flesh and blood of beautiful girls to make herself beautiful? As long as we find a beautiful girl, it should be easy to attract him." Yang Fan said.

Wang Zheng rolled his eyes at him, "It's easy to say, but where do you go to find beauties? You think there are so many beauties in our school."

"Let's not talk about whether there are many beauties in our school. Even if we find beauties, they may not be willing to help. Moreover, what reason do we have to ask them to help? To attract a ghost? I guess they either think of us as crazy, or are we Scared to death." Zhao Wenhe also said.

"Then find someone who knows how to pretend." Zhang Heng looked at the baby with a smile on his face, and said seemingly unintentionally.

After listening to Zhang Heng's suggestion, the others followed his gaze and looked at the baby, and immediately understood what he meant by pretending.

Du Ziren squinted his eyes, and immediately refused, "No, this is the only one that won't work."

"?" The baby looked at them suspiciously, and he didn't understand what was going on because of his slow reaction.

Yang Fan smiled, "Du Ziren, you haven't asked the baby's opinion yet, maybe he will."

The baby who was playing with the mantou saw them looking at him again, and looked at them with a puzzled expression, "What's wrong?"

"Baby..." Yang Fan explained to him in detail what they just discussed.

Du Ziren held his forehead helplessly, he knew that the baby would definitely agree with his rotten and kind character.

"Okay, I'm fine."

Sure enough, Du Ziren sighed, even though he knew that the guy would agree, but he was still a little upset to hear that he nodded without hesitation.

"Baby, you know how dangerous this is." Du Ziren said, looking at the baby seriously.

The baby looked at Du Ziren, touched the mantou's wing-like ears repeatedly, "You will protect me, won't you, besides, there is also the mantou, and the mantou will also protect me."

"Hupu, Hupu." Hearing what the baby said, Mantou flew up and circled the baby, expressing that he would definitely protect the baby.

Du Ziren grabbed the mantou's mouse-like tail in displeasure, and threw it behind him, "This fat mouse that can only eat, I don't see any use for him." To put it bluntly, Du Ziren actually That is, Grumpy Baby put him in the same position as the fat rat.

"Hupu, Hupu." Mantou yelled at Du Ziren in dissatisfaction, Du Ziren gave it a look, and it was so useless that it didn't dare to say anything.

"Hey, Du Ziren, the baby has already agreed, and your objection is useless. Come on, baby, brother will take you to buy a skirt and a wig." Yang Fan said, an unknown light flashed in his eyes.

"Huh?" The baby was shocked, "Why do you need women's clothes and wigs?"

"If you want to pretend to be a woman, of course you have to wear women's clothes." Yang Fan said as a matter of course.

"But, isn't there a lot of girls who wear pants?" Bao Bao said.

Yang Fan looked at the baby as a matter of course, "Baby, you are now a man pretending to be a woman. If you wear pants, it will be easy to be suspected, let's not talk about your figure." Yang Fan examined it, and then put Looking at the baby's breasts, "It's very slender, but there are no breasts."

The baby put his arms around his chest, and he suddenly felt that he was a girl and was being raped, "I was originally a boy, so of course I don't have breasts."

"So you have to wear women's clothing. A woman with no breasts wearing trousers will be regarded as a man if she is a little neutral. Therefore, you can't wear trousers, you can only wear skirts." Yang Fan said.

"But, but..." The baby was crying, and he would not agree if he knew it earlier.

"No, but, since I agreed, I will help."

"Du Ziren..." The baby looked at Du Ziren pitifully.

Du Ziren turned his head, not looking at him, "I told you, you agreed."

"But you never said you want to wear women's clothes." Bao Bao said aggrievedly.

"But you know you have to pretend to be a woman." The implication is that if you pretend to be a woman, of course you have to wear a woman.

In the end, the baby had no choice but to be dragged out to buy clothes by the enthusiastic Yang Fan and Wang Zheng.

After they left, Zhang Heng took the baby's pet steamed buns, rounded and flattened them in his hands, "Tsk tsk, steamed buns, you need to lose weight, and eat less in the future."

Nani!The hair of the steamed bun is blown up. It has only eaten human food for a few days. It has been in the underground palace for thousands of years. It can only absorb all kinds of ghosts pitifully, or eat wild grass in the mountains. Finally, it has a good meal. Food, even told him to lose weight and eat less, Mantou decided to hate this person.

Zhang Heng didn't care about Mantou's dissatisfied eyes, turned to look at Du Ziren and said, "I said Du Ziren, in fact, you are also looking forward to it."

"What?" Du Ziren looked at Zhang Heng.

"Baby's women's clothing, I'm looking forward to it." Zhao Wenhe said.

Du Ziren glared at them, "Don't you all have someone you like?"

"But, even if I like Xiaofan, that still can't stop me from admiring beauty." Zhang Heng said.

Zhao Wenhe nodded in agreement, "Everyone has the love of beauty, maybe the baby can find true love in school."

"I won't let him take a step away from me with that dangerous face on his face." Du Ziren said with certainty.

"It's better like that." Zhang Heng continued rubbing the steamed buns.

A week later, they started school.

Nothing in the school has changed, and then, they discovered that, at some point, their school had an extra beautiful woman, an absolute beautiful woman, a delicate beautiful woman, and, besides, several influential figures in their school were surrounded by The beauty spins around.

On this day, Du Ziren and other students were conducting dissection experiments in the dissection room when they suddenly heard someone knocking on the door of the laboratory.

Everyone's attention was attracted by the knock on the door, and they all turned their attention to the door of the dissection room.

I saw a small crack in the door.

"I, I'm looking for Du Ziren..." People didn't see it, but a delicate and timid voice came in.

After Du Ziren heard the voice, he hooked the corners of his mouth, and his tense face immediately softened. Of course he knew who it was, "Come in."

"No, I don't want to go in." Baobao immediately refused, he couldn't understand, it was fine if he had to wear women's clothing, but why did he have to come to the dissecting room to find Du Ziren.

The others immediately knew that that person was the beauty who became popular recently, and that the beauty was tightly protected by Du Ziren, Yang Fan, and Wang Zheng. The purpose of running over here is to take a look at the beauty. Even Zhao Wenhe, the diamond king and the fifth professor in the school, looks at this beauty differently. It is conceivable how attractive that guy is.

Du Ziren smiled, of course he knew why the baby was unwilling to come in, "If you don't come in, then you can wait outside, I still have some to finish."

"No, Du Ziren, hurry up, I don't want to stay outside either." The baby begged a little coquettishly.

"However, there is still a long time before my experiment can be completed."

Immediately, the students all felt that this guy who usually looks very serious is so vicious, and their experiment has obviously reached the end.

The students wanted to help the baby talk, but they could only hold back when they were stared at by Du Ziren.

"Du Ziren, Du Ziren, can you come here first?" the baby waved and called.

Du Ziren walked over suspiciously, but saw that the baby quickly came in after grabbing his clothes, and then hid in Du Ziren's arms, and quickly made Du Ziren turn around, and hid himself behind Du Ziren , the little hand tightly grasped Du Ziren's white robe, and that posture almost hid in Du Ziren's white robe.

"That, Du Ziren, it's okay, you continue, I will hide behind you."

Du Ziren was provoked by his cute behavior and laughed, "I can't work like you are."

"I'm just pulling my clothes, not your hand, I'll be lighter."

"Hahaha——" The others were also provoked by the baby's behavior and laughed.

The baby was embarrassed by their laughter, and hid behind Du Ziren, he was unwilling to see anyone.

Du Ziren glared at them, and all of them quickly shut up.

"Okay, don't be afraid, he's just a dead person, and he won't do anything to you." Du Ziren comforted.

"But……"

"Okay, Du Ziren, not many girls like this stuff. Don't force him to watch these bloody scenes for a delicate girl. Girls, I'm afraid that these are the right things to do. This is what women should do." Some performance, not like a few of them." A classmate said looking at several girls in the laboratory.

"Hey, what do you mean, aren't we women?" Several girls said dissatisfied.

After hearing what the man said, the baby also got angry, "I'm not afraid, I, I'm not..." Just now, he wanted to say that he was not a girl, but immediately, he remembered that he was going to pretend to be a girl now, and said again, "I'm not afraid, I, I just hate the blood."

"Don't worry, the corpses used in this experiment are not fresh corpses, and there will be no bloody scenes."

Bao Bao bravely poked his head out from behind Du Ziren, intending to see what happened.

But Du Ziren pushed his little head back, "Okay, don't watch it, let's go back." He was really afraid that the baby would have nightmares at night after watching it, and he was the only one who had to work hard.

"Hey, didn't you just say that the experiment will take a long time to complete?"

"It's okay, just continue tomorrow, anyway, I can't finish today."

This is called talking nonsense with your eyes wide open, the students said silently in their hearts.

"Then let's go quickly." Bao Bao didn't suspect him, pulled Du Ziren, said hello to his classmates, and left.

Before leaving, the students finally saw the true face of the baby.

"She really is a beauty."

"White clothes fluttering, long hair fluttering~"

"Graceful, water snake waist~"

"Cut water eyes, delicate cherry lips~"

The students read one by one.

"Are you a science student or a liberal arts student? If you are so talented, why don't you go to the liberal arts college." Several girls said with their arms akimbo.

"Sure enough, compared with these men and women, the one just now is a fairy descending from the earth."

In fact, don't say they were astonished, even Du Ziren couldn't help but feel astonished and moved when he saw the baby's women's clothing.

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