[Comprehensive Martial Arts] Boss, he has a bug again!
Chapter 89 Easter Egg Bug Boss
For Ren Yingying, Yuan Suiyun and Miaowan have a good attitude, mainly because this little girl is eccentric and likable, and she has not been infected with the messy habits of the Devil's Cult.
It can be said that Ren Yingying is a clear stream in the Demon Cult.
Hearing that it was her calling the door, Miao Wan glanced at Yuan Suiyun. The latter understood, arranged his clothes and ran to open the door.
"So it's Missy." Yuan Suiyun smiled softly, "I don't know if Missy is here, what's the matter?"
Now Ren Yingying already knows Miaowan's gender and the relationship between her and Yuan Suiyun, and she will no longer call the wrong person on such occasions. When she saw Yuan Suiyun who opened the door, she yelled obediently : "Aunt Dongfang, I'm here to find Uncle Dongfang, my father asked me to give him something."
Yuan Suiyun's face twitched subconsciously, and then nodded: "Your uncle Dongfang is inside, you go in first, I'll bring you some snacks."
Yuan Suiyun's hand-made lotus flower crisp was superb, and almost won unanimous praise from the Sun Moon God Sect, including Ren Yingying's of course.Hearing what Yuan Suiyun said, Ren Yingying's eyes lit up instantly.
But the little girl still knows what reserve is. She restrained her urge to hug Yuan Suiyun's thigh, and nodded reservedly: "Thank you, Aunt Dongfang."
Yuan Suiyun touched her small head and said, "Then you go."
Ren Yingying happily ran to find Miaowan.
Miao Wan was also surprised to see her coming.
Ren Woxing probably knows that his Sun Moon God Sect does not usually do many good things, so he seldom lets Ren Yingying get in touch with their bloody hands, but now he takes the initiative to let Ren Yingying come to her, is there really something wrong? ?
"Miss, did the leader ask you to come?"
Ren Yingying nodded, and took out a booklet from her arms: "Father asked me to give this to you, he said, he is worried about others giving it to you."
Miao Wan took it over with a dazed face, looked down, and saw the four characters on the cover: "Sunflower Treasure."
Ren Yingying tilted her head naively: "What is the Sunflower Book? Is it a book about how to grow sunflowers and fry sunflower seeds?"
Miao Wan: "..." For a while, she didn't know whether Ren Yingying was complaining or what, after thinking about it, she said, "Let your Aunt Dongfang get you some melon seeds later?"
Ren Yingying nodded, and then flattened her mouth again: "It's better, I got angry when I ate too many melon seeds last time, and my father scolded me, so that I can't eat melon seeds in the future."
Miao Wan: "... How about asking Aunt Dongfang to make you a cup of chrysanthemum and wolfberry honey water?"
Ren Yingying smiled happily: "I knew that Uncle Dongfang treats me the best!"
Miao Wan shook her head helplessly: "You little girl...well, go out and play with your Aunt Dongfang. Uncle, I want to see what the leader gave me."
Ren Yingying nodded obediently, and hesitated for a moment when she walked to the door, and turned her head: "Uncle Dongfang, although I don't know what daddy gave you, but I feel that it is not a good thing, if you don't want to learn , don’t learn.”
Miao Wan smiled and said, "What did the young miss say? The leader is so kind to me, how could he harm me?"
And she really wanted to try it out, what's the difference between a man and a woman after cutting it.The Sunflower Book was indeed a martial art that a man had to cut before he could practice it, and the whole book did not mention whether women can practice it, what if it is possible?
Miao Wan embraced a heart of experimenting with the truth, and devoutly opened this martial arts cheat book, which occupies an extremely important position in the entire martial arts world. The first page of course reads:
If you want to practice this skill, you must first go to the palace.
Well, it's genuine, that's right.
Miao Wan nodded and opened the second page.
……
Then she closed it again.
Miao Wan put the Sunflower Book aside and started drinking tea as if nothing had happened.
After half an hour, Yuan Suiyun finally sent Ren Yingying away, and when she came in, she saw Miaowan looking idle.
"What's this?" Yuan Suiyun picked up the Sunflower Book on the table, didn't open it, just glanced at the cover, and asked casually.
Miao Wan looked at Yuan Suiyun's expression very eagerly: "Old Yuan, this is a peerless martial arts secret book, very, very powerful, no one in the martial arts would not want to get it."
Martial arts cheats are still attractive to Yuan Suiyun, he raised his eyebrows: "Oh? What is it?"
Miao Wan spread her hands: "You also know that I didn't practice my martial arts by myself, so I can't understand this after reading it, so I will save it until you come over."
What Miaowan said was mixed with truth and falsehood, and Yuan Suiyun couldn't tell the truth from the falsehood for a moment, so he said, "Okay, let me take a look."
Then he turned to the first page and his face went dark.
He said, why Miao Wan's mission is to let him leave the palace, so she is waiting for him here.
"Dongfang Bubai finally practiced this Sunflower Book, and then became a eunuch from the palace?" Yuan Suiyun asked.
Miao Wan nodded: "But if you think about it, it can make a man give up the dignity of being a man and become a eunuch willingly. It goes without saying how powerful this martial arts cheat book is!"
Yuan Suiyun thought about it too.You know, that thing not only represents the masculinity and dignity, but also a complete part of a person. Generally speaking, no one is willing to give up this part unless there is no way out.
However, this cheat book can actually make a man like Dongfang Bubai willing to learn it even if he is not a man. One can imagine how powerful it is.
But Yuan Suiyun threw the cheat book casually: "That's Dongfang Invincible, not me. For me, no cheat book is worth it."
Miao Wan was full of regret: "Aren't you really going to try? As long as you try, we can leave this world."
Yuan Suiyun said firmly: "No. Besides, my task is to be with Linghu Chong. If I really practice this martial art, how can I be with him?"
Miao Wan: "..." She looked at Yuan Suiyun with a complicated expression, "Do you really want to be with Linghu Chong?"
Yuan Suiyun thought Miao Wan was jealous, nodded and said: "Instead of making yourself a man, it's better to go with this girl."
Miao Wan tried her best to hold back the urge to laugh, and finally found that she couldn't help but had to lower her head to hide her expression, and said solemnly: "In that case, don't regret it."
Seeing this, Yuan Suiyun finally felt that he had won once, with a happy expression on his face: "Of course I will not regret it. I have never regretted what Yuan Suiyun did."
Miao Wan lowered her head and took the Sunflower Book, and didn't talk to Yuan Suiyun again.
Hey, it's a pity that Yuan Suiyun didn't practice this skill, but it's also a good pastime to see him go to Linghu Chong.To be reasonable, the current Yuan Suiyun looks far better than the not-yet-opened Ren Yingying. She is charming and charming. Even Linghu Chong's flowery junior sister probably would not be able to face Yuan Suiyun. To be defeated.
Then it will look good!Miao Wan doesn't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement.
In fact, Miao Wan's task can be considered completed after she gets the Sunflower Book - because to a certain extent, the "Invincible in the East" in the eyes of everyone is indeed no longer a man.
How many people don't understand Miao Wan's decision in these years, thinking that Dongfang Bubai is getting more and more sissy, and he is simply not worthy of Miao Yun, a beauty, so it's better to let them, men who are full of masculinity, come!
But to their disappointment, no matter how handsome and strong a man is to court Miao Yun, Miao Yun is always cold and indifferent, without any fluctuations, only becoming more and more affectionate towards Dongfang Bubai, a man who is neither male nor female.
Hey, let down the beauty... let down the beauty!
Of course, Yuan Suiyun also has a channel to hear these news. When communicating with Miao Wan, his eyes almost rolled to the sky.
Miao Wan couldn't help laughing: "There's nothing wrong with it. I'm also surprised why a big girl who is as beautiful as a flower would like a man who is more and more feminine. Especially these men from the Devil's Cult think they are stronger than other men. Much more, it is even more unbearable for their goddess to marry such a person. You don't know how many times I have been assassinated recently."
Several times, if she hadn't had Zhen Shanhe, I'm afraid it would have been really cold.
The cost of going to the theater is really high...
Miao Wan sighed.
Yuan Suiyun's face turned cold: "Someone assassinated you?"
Miao Wan didn't take it seriously, and said half-jokingly: "Yeah, it's all because of your charm."
Yuan Suiyun: "Who is it?"
Miao Wan: "..." She froze for a moment, "What do you want to do?"
Yuan Suiyun said with a cold face, "Go and kill him."
Miao Wan felt a feeling of not knowing what to say.
If you are angry that Yuan Suiyun doesn't take human life seriously, you should still think with this villain's thinking, but Yuan Suiyun's starting point is for her.Miao Wan believed that if it was really Yuan Suiyun in the original book, as early as when someone was molesting him, she would have found an opportunity to kill those lecherous guys.
But to be happy, Yuan Suiyun's reaction was a bit violent and bloody. Miao Wan lived in a peaceful age for more than [-] years when she formed the Three Views. Let her become a person who disregards the law and takes pleasure in grievances. Yuan Suiyun's behavior is completely inconsistent with her thoughts, making it difficult for Miao Wan to do so.
"Forget it." Miao Wan sighed, "Anyway, they didn't take advantage of it."
Although she couldn't kill casually, she could still defend herself legitimately. She didn't treat those who came to assassinate her very politely, and she wasn't very gentle in her actions.
Moreover, Yuan Suiyun is just a confidante in the eyes of those people, not something that cannot be given up. Assassinating her once did not take advantage, and there will be no second time.
After all, in the eyes of men, women are just icing on the cake.It's not that there are no people who are angry at a confidante, but to put it bluntly, there are really few.It's okay to fight a few fights for Yuan Suiyun, but if you don't even want your life for him, then you are not a hero.
Yuan Suiyun was still indignant, but he also knew that Miao Wan would never let him kill someone, so he couldn't say anything more, so he said, "Then tell me their names, and I will ignore them from now on. Let others target them."
Miao Wan thought this method was good, so she told Yuan Suiyun the names of those people.
Can't take real revenge, so revenge is also a good choice?
It can be said that Ren Yingying is a clear stream in the Demon Cult.
Hearing that it was her calling the door, Miao Wan glanced at Yuan Suiyun. The latter understood, arranged his clothes and ran to open the door.
"So it's Missy." Yuan Suiyun smiled softly, "I don't know if Missy is here, what's the matter?"
Now Ren Yingying already knows Miaowan's gender and the relationship between her and Yuan Suiyun, and she will no longer call the wrong person on such occasions. When she saw Yuan Suiyun who opened the door, she yelled obediently : "Aunt Dongfang, I'm here to find Uncle Dongfang, my father asked me to give him something."
Yuan Suiyun's face twitched subconsciously, and then nodded: "Your uncle Dongfang is inside, you go in first, I'll bring you some snacks."
Yuan Suiyun's hand-made lotus flower crisp was superb, and almost won unanimous praise from the Sun Moon God Sect, including Ren Yingying's of course.Hearing what Yuan Suiyun said, Ren Yingying's eyes lit up instantly.
But the little girl still knows what reserve is. She restrained her urge to hug Yuan Suiyun's thigh, and nodded reservedly: "Thank you, Aunt Dongfang."
Yuan Suiyun touched her small head and said, "Then you go."
Ren Yingying happily ran to find Miaowan.
Miao Wan was also surprised to see her coming.
Ren Woxing probably knows that his Sun Moon God Sect does not usually do many good things, so he seldom lets Ren Yingying get in touch with their bloody hands, but now he takes the initiative to let Ren Yingying come to her, is there really something wrong? ?
"Miss, did the leader ask you to come?"
Ren Yingying nodded, and took out a booklet from her arms: "Father asked me to give this to you, he said, he is worried about others giving it to you."
Miao Wan took it over with a dazed face, looked down, and saw the four characters on the cover: "Sunflower Treasure."
Ren Yingying tilted her head naively: "What is the Sunflower Book? Is it a book about how to grow sunflowers and fry sunflower seeds?"
Miao Wan: "..." For a while, she didn't know whether Ren Yingying was complaining or what, after thinking about it, she said, "Let your Aunt Dongfang get you some melon seeds later?"
Ren Yingying nodded, and then flattened her mouth again: "It's better, I got angry when I ate too many melon seeds last time, and my father scolded me, so that I can't eat melon seeds in the future."
Miao Wan: "... How about asking Aunt Dongfang to make you a cup of chrysanthemum and wolfberry honey water?"
Ren Yingying smiled happily: "I knew that Uncle Dongfang treats me the best!"
Miao Wan shook her head helplessly: "You little girl...well, go out and play with your Aunt Dongfang. Uncle, I want to see what the leader gave me."
Ren Yingying nodded obediently, and hesitated for a moment when she walked to the door, and turned her head: "Uncle Dongfang, although I don't know what daddy gave you, but I feel that it is not a good thing, if you don't want to learn , don’t learn.”
Miao Wan smiled and said, "What did the young miss say? The leader is so kind to me, how could he harm me?"
And she really wanted to try it out, what's the difference between a man and a woman after cutting it.The Sunflower Book was indeed a martial art that a man had to cut before he could practice it, and the whole book did not mention whether women can practice it, what if it is possible?
Miao Wan embraced a heart of experimenting with the truth, and devoutly opened this martial arts cheat book, which occupies an extremely important position in the entire martial arts world. The first page of course reads:
If you want to practice this skill, you must first go to the palace.
Well, it's genuine, that's right.
Miao Wan nodded and opened the second page.
……
Then she closed it again.
Miao Wan put the Sunflower Book aside and started drinking tea as if nothing had happened.
After half an hour, Yuan Suiyun finally sent Ren Yingying away, and when she came in, she saw Miaowan looking idle.
"What's this?" Yuan Suiyun picked up the Sunflower Book on the table, didn't open it, just glanced at the cover, and asked casually.
Miao Wan looked at Yuan Suiyun's expression very eagerly: "Old Yuan, this is a peerless martial arts secret book, very, very powerful, no one in the martial arts would not want to get it."
Martial arts cheats are still attractive to Yuan Suiyun, he raised his eyebrows: "Oh? What is it?"
Miao Wan spread her hands: "You also know that I didn't practice my martial arts by myself, so I can't understand this after reading it, so I will save it until you come over."
What Miaowan said was mixed with truth and falsehood, and Yuan Suiyun couldn't tell the truth from the falsehood for a moment, so he said, "Okay, let me take a look."
Then he turned to the first page and his face went dark.
He said, why Miao Wan's mission is to let him leave the palace, so she is waiting for him here.
"Dongfang Bubai finally practiced this Sunflower Book, and then became a eunuch from the palace?" Yuan Suiyun asked.
Miao Wan nodded: "But if you think about it, it can make a man give up the dignity of being a man and become a eunuch willingly. It goes without saying how powerful this martial arts cheat book is!"
Yuan Suiyun thought about it too.You know, that thing not only represents the masculinity and dignity, but also a complete part of a person. Generally speaking, no one is willing to give up this part unless there is no way out.
However, this cheat book can actually make a man like Dongfang Bubai willing to learn it even if he is not a man. One can imagine how powerful it is.
But Yuan Suiyun threw the cheat book casually: "That's Dongfang Invincible, not me. For me, no cheat book is worth it."
Miao Wan was full of regret: "Aren't you really going to try? As long as you try, we can leave this world."
Yuan Suiyun said firmly: "No. Besides, my task is to be with Linghu Chong. If I really practice this martial art, how can I be with him?"
Miao Wan: "..." She looked at Yuan Suiyun with a complicated expression, "Do you really want to be with Linghu Chong?"
Yuan Suiyun thought Miao Wan was jealous, nodded and said: "Instead of making yourself a man, it's better to go with this girl."
Miao Wan tried her best to hold back the urge to laugh, and finally found that she couldn't help but had to lower her head to hide her expression, and said solemnly: "In that case, don't regret it."
Seeing this, Yuan Suiyun finally felt that he had won once, with a happy expression on his face: "Of course I will not regret it. I have never regretted what Yuan Suiyun did."
Miao Wan lowered her head and took the Sunflower Book, and didn't talk to Yuan Suiyun again.
Hey, it's a pity that Yuan Suiyun didn't practice this skill, but it's also a good pastime to see him go to Linghu Chong.To be reasonable, the current Yuan Suiyun looks far better than the not-yet-opened Ren Yingying. She is charming and charming. Even Linghu Chong's flowery junior sister probably would not be able to face Yuan Suiyun. To be defeated.
Then it will look good!Miao Wan doesn't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement.
In fact, Miao Wan's task can be considered completed after she gets the Sunflower Book - because to a certain extent, the "Invincible in the East" in the eyes of everyone is indeed no longer a man.
How many people don't understand Miao Wan's decision in these years, thinking that Dongfang Bubai is getting more and more sissy, and he is simply not worthy of Miao Yun, a beauty, so it's better to let them, men who are full of masculinity, come!
But to their disappointment, no matter how handsome and strong a man is to court Miao Yun, Miao Yun is always cold and indifferent, without any fluctuations, only becoming more and more affectionate towards Dongfang Bubai, a man who is neither male nor female.
Hey, let down the beauty... let down the beauty!
Of course, Yuan Suiyun also has a channel to hear these news. When communicating with Miao Wan, his eyes almost rolled to the sky.
Miao Wan couldn't help laughing: "There's nothing wrong with it. I'm also surprised why a big girl who is as beautiful as a flower would like a man who is more and more feminine. Especially these men from the Devil's Cult think they are stronger than other men. Much more, it is even more unbearable for their goddess to marry such a person. You don't know how many times I have been assassinated recently."
Several times, if she hadn't had Zhen Shanhe, I'm afraid it would have been really cold.
The cost of going to the theater is really high...
Miao Wan sighed.
Yuan Suiyun's face turned cold: "Someone assassinated you?"
Miao Wan didn't take it seriously, and said half-jokingly: "Yeah, it's all because of your charm."
Yuan Suiyun: "Who is it?"
Miao Wan: "..." She froze for a moment, "What do you want to do?"
Yuan Suiyun said with a cold face, "Go and kill him."
Miao Wan felt a feeling of not knowing what to say.
If you are angry that Yuan Suiyun doesn't take human life seriously, you should still think with this villain's thinking, but Yuan Suiyun's starting point is for her.Miao Wan believed that if it was really Yuan Suiyun in the original book, as early as when someone was molesting him, she would have found an opportunity to kill those lecherous guys.
But to be happy, Yuan Suiyun's reaction was a bit violent and bloody. Miao Wan lived in a peaceful age for more than [-] years when she formed the Three Views. Let her become a person who disregards the law and takes pleasure in grievances. Yuan Suiyun's behavior is completely inconsistent with her thoughts, making it difficult for Miao Wan to do so.
"Forget it." Miao Wan sighed, "Anyway, they didn't take advantage of it."
Although she couldn't kill casually, she could still defend herself legitimately. She didn't treat those who came to assassinate her very politely, and she wasn't very gentle in her actions.
Moreover, Yuan Suiyun is just a confidante in the eyes of those people, not something that cannot be given up. Assassinating her once did not take advantage, and there will be no second time.
After all, in the eyes of men, women are just icing on the cake.It's not that there are no people who are angry at a confidante, but to put it bluntly, there are really few.It's okay to fight a few fights for Yuan Suiyun, but if you don't even want your life for him, then you are not a hero.
Yuan Suiyun was still indignant, but he also knew that Miao Wan would never let him kill someone, so he couldn't say anything more, so he said, "Then tell me their names, and I will ignore them from now on. Let others target them."
Miao Wan thought this method was good, so she told Yuan Suiyun the names of those people.
Can't take real revenge, so revenge is also a good choice?
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