[Comprehensive Martial Arts] Boss, he has a bug again!
Chapter 86 Easter Egg Bug Boss
Sure enough!
Miao Wan, who had been waiting for a long time, felt relieved when she heard Ren Woxing's words, and even complained a little.
Why did you say it now, when your day lily is cold.
However, as a recruited person, Miao Wan still knew that she should not be too eager, which would appear to be a drop in price.
She calmed down and said with a smile: "I don't know why Master Ren asked such a question?"
Ren Woxing said: "Before I saw Brother Dongfang's extraordinary skills, I wanted to make friends with you. Along the way, Ren Mou is quite clear about the two of you. Ren Mou thinks that you are very suitable for our Sun Moon God Sect. Of course, our Sun Moon God Sect You are also very welcome to join the Divine Sect. I don’t know what you two want?”
Miao Wan is very straightforward: "The two of us actually broke out with our family and ran away. I have been looking for a job to make ends meet. I can't let my wife run out with me and be wronged. Now that the leader has invited me so , I refused to appear unflattering."
Ren Woxing was overjoyed: "Oh? Dongfang Brothers mean to agree to Ren?"
Miao Wan said: "As long as the leader Ren doesn't dislike me and my husband, then my husband and I are naturally willing to join the divine religion."
Ren Woxing laughed loudly: "In that case, then Ren represents the Sun Moon God Sect, and you two are welcome to join!"
Miao Wan and Yuan Suiyun looked at each other, they both had a tacit understanding, stepped forward and walked out of the seat, and knelt down on one knee towards Ren Woxing: "Dongfang Bubai / Miao Yun has met the leader!"
Ren Woxing was very happy, he laughed and stepped forward to help the two of them: "You are welcome. Come, to celebrate your joining our Sun Moon God Sect, we will not return tonight without getting drunk!"
Miao Wan said: "If you don't get drunk, you won't go home! But, Master, the bitch doesn't drink well, so let me drink instead of him."
Ren Woxing slapped his forehead, "Look at me, I'm so happy, I even forgot that my sister-in-law is a girl and doesn't hold a lot of alcohol. Okay, then we brothers won't get drunk tonight!"
Miao Wan: "OK!"
On the side, Yuan Suiyun held down Miao Wan disapprovingly: "Is your alcohol capacity good?"
Miao Wan nodded: "I'm notorious for never getting drunk."
Ren Woxing said cheerfully: "My brother and sister are also worried about you. Don't worry, brother and sister, if Brother Dongfang gets drunk, I will leave him in my room tonight and I won't bother you."
Yuan Suiyun: "..."
This is what I'm afraid of, okay?
But Miao Wan had already started to drink with a wine bowl, and it would be too deliberate to persuade her again.Yuan Suiyun could only watch Miao Wan not let her drink too much, and feed her one or two mouthfuls of more hangover-friendly dishes during her drinking breaks.
However, Ren Woxing, a middle-aged and elderly man who lost his wife, saw this scene and his jealous eyes turned red.
Once upon a time, he also had his wife who cared so much, but now...
Hey, stop talking.
Ren Woxing calmed down for a while, and decided to add some embarrassment to the young couple.
"Come on, keep drinking!"
What was originally said to be modest has turned into indecent, let me do my best to pour wine to Miao Wan, Miao Wan refused at first, but then she was completely drunk, and she would not refuse anyone, even herself. And pour yourself a drink.
So in the end, when Yuan Suiyun brought Miao Wan back, the clean little girl had turned into a drunkard reeking of alcohol, and she fell into Yuan Suiyun's arms baring her teeth and claws, not cute at all.
Yuan Suiyun was very helpless, but he could only slowly persuade a person who kept moving around and making jokes: "Okay, calm down."
Miao Wan couldn't listen to anything at this time, she twisted: "No, I still want to drink! Drink!"
Yuan Suiyun calmed down for a while, and then said: "Okay, there is no more wine here, let's go back to the room to drink, shall we?"
Miao Wan looked at Yuan Suiyun with drunken eyes: "Is there really any wine when you go back?"
Yuan Suiyun coaxed: "It really is."
Miao Wan watched for a long time, but didn't focus on it, and didn't see Yuan Suiyun's face at all.However, she subconsciously felt that the voice was not very credible, so she said, "I don't believe it!"
Yuan Suiyun: "...how do you believe it?" This guy is so sensitive when he is drunk?He doesn't believe it.
Miao Wan thought for a while: "If there is no wine, just let me have a bite!"
Yuan Suiyun raised his eyebrows: "Is it that simple?"
Miao Wan bared her teeth: "It's not easy! I'm super fierce! Biting people hurts so much! Are you afraid!"
Yuan Suiyun said perfunctorily: "I'm afraid. Let's go. If there is no wine in the room, you can bite me."
So Miao Wan reluctantly followed Yuan Suiyun away.
After returning to the room, Yuan Suiyun ordered someone to bring hot water and towels.But in the end, whether men and women can kiss each other, Miao Wan is a girl, even if she smells of alcohol, he can't do anything, he can only help her wipe the exposed parts of her face and hands.
But just like that, Miao Wan is not safe.
She grabbed Yuan Suiyun's hand: "Where's the wine?"
Yuan Suiyun's forehead was dripping with sweat: "Do you still remember?"
Miao Wan said confidently: "Of course, you said you would give me wine, where is the wine?"
Yuan Suiyun: "..." Don't say that there is no wine now, even if there is, it is impossible to give it to you!
This guy usually looks quite reliable, why is he so unreasonable after drinking?To be honest, as a man with normal physiological functions, it is not good for Yuan Suiyun to be spoiled by her various acts of coquettishness.
Miao Wan felt that she had waited long enough, but Yuan Suiyun still didn't give her a drink.
"You said..." Miao Wan said suddenly and seriously, this moment made Yuan Suiyun feel like she was sober.
But Miao Wan's next actions proved that the girl was still drunk and did not wake up.
She hugged Yuan Suiyun's neck, then pulled him down, bit his face hard, and ground her teeth along the way.
Yuan Suiyun: "..."
Satisfied, Miaowan let go of Yuan Suiyun and said, "You said, if you don't have wine, let me bite you, I will bite you! Hmph!"
After she finished speaking, Miao Wan put her head on Yuan Suiyun's shoulder and never raised it again.
Yuan Suiyun couldn't help but touch the place where Miao Wan had bitten just now, the little girl's mouth was quite heavy, and now she can still feel the teeth marks when she touches it.
He bit Miao Wan's lips in retaliation, and also mercilessly bit the little girl's mouth.
Yuan Suiyun was satisfied now, took a towel to wipe her hands, feet and face, carried her to the bed and went to sleep.
On weekdays, one of them sleeps on the bed and the other sleeps on the recliner.But today, Yuan Suiyun felt that he was really exhausted, and he didn't want to change the bed to sleep at all.
So, after tidying himself up, he also lay down on the bed and fell asleep beside Miao Wan.
After Miao Wan opened her eyes, she calmly thought about what was happening now.
In front of her eyes was a hazy veil, behind the veil was something warm and unknown.
After drinking so much last night, it is impossible for me to have no sequelae at all today.Now Miao Wan's head is about to explode, and her brain is like a puddle of paste, thinking about this kind of behavior is even more extravagant.So without thinking about it, she reached out and touched it.
It's a bit hard, but the temperature is very moderate. This feeling is a bit familiar. What is it...
Miao Wan tried her best to reorganize the paste in her mind into a standard brain, but it was obviously difficult. After half a day, Miao Wan was still in a daze.
What is this...
Yuan Suiyun went to bed very late last night because of her torment, and now she is still in a daze state. When she realized that Miaowan had started acting like a demon again, she immediately reached out and grabbed her paw, and coaxed her perfunctorily, "Okay, be good, wait a minute." You can drink when you wake up."
Miao Wan's head hurts when she hears wine now.
"Stop! Don't mention it!" Miao Wan said, "I don't want to drink anymore!"
At this moment, Yuan Suiyun was awake. He looked down, Miao Wan's hair was messed up, her face was dazed, her eyes were sleepy, and she almost didn't laugh.
After trying to hold it back, Yuan Suiyun said: "What if I drink again next time? Do you want me to deal with it?"
Miao Wan was unhappy: "Who are you! Why should you deal with me?"
Yuan Suiyun smiled and said: "Of course it is because I am your husband-in-law."
Miao Wan: "..."
"???"
"!!!"
Miao Wan came to her senses at this time, but her sobriety was limited. She just recognized who the person in front of her was, and said in shock, "Yuan Suiyun?"
Yuan Suiyun nodded: "It's me."
Miao Wan reached out and pushed Yuan Suiyun, almost pushing Yuan Suiyun down: "Why are you on the bed?"
Yuan Suiyun tried his best to stay on the bed, and said: "Last night you tossed and tossed all night, I almost died of exhaustion, why can't I just lie down on the bed?"
Miao Wan didn't even think about it: "Nonsense, how could I be tossing all night!"
Yuan Suiyun didn't speak, just looked at her with a half-smile.
Miao Wan suddenly felt a little guilty: "...Then what, did I really make trouble?"
Yuan Suiyun: "You really have no impression?"
Miao Wan shook her head: "I really don't have any memory." After drinking the fragment, the last scene in her memory now is that she drank another bowl of wine.
That's right, when she got to the end of the drink, she used the bowl and Ren Woxing to blow on the bottle.
Yuan Suiyun nodded, with confidence in his mind, and began to blow up, accusing Miao Wan of how inhumane he had done to him last night, and in the middle of showing her face that had been bitten by a mouthful—of course, although Miao Wan Wan's bite last night was hard, but it didn't break through, it just left a tooth mark, which is no longer visible.
But Miao Wan still has a little impression of this matter, so she was immediately bluffed by Yuan Suiyun, and she seemed cowardly and well-behaved.
Yuan Suiyun took advantage of the situation and asked her to wait for her to dress and wash, and then looked at Miao Wan almost unbearably, and it was over.
Miao Wan had time to tidy herself up now, she didn't wash her face and brush her teeth.
But when brushing her teeth with salt, Miao Wan suddenly felt a sharp pain in her lips.She hissed, and ran to the bronze mirror to take a look, only to find that her lower lip was actually broken, and there was still a blood scab on it.
Miao Wan touched her lips, thinking about what happened to cause such a situation.But yesterday she was too severely fragmented, and she had never encountered such a situation before, and she didn't even have a reference case.
But Miao Wan has heard from many people that some people will turn into kissing monsters after drinking too much, maybe she...is such a person, and then what did she do to Yuan Suiyun after drinking too much?
She looked at Yuan Suiyun in horror, as if she saw a spoiled little girl.
Yuan Suiyun: "???" What happened?
Miao Wan, who had been waiting for a long time, felt relieved when she heard Ren Woxing's words, and even complained a little.
Why did you say it now, when your day lily is cold.
However, as a recruited person, Miao Wan still knew that she should not be too eager, which would appear to be a drop in price.
She calmed down and said with a smile: "I don't know why Master Ren asked such a question?"
Ren Woxing said: "Before I saw Brother Dongfang's extraordinary skills, I wanted to make friends with you. Along the way, Ren Mou is quite clear about the two of you. Ren Mou thinks that you are very suitable for our Sun Moon God Sect. Of course, our Sun Moon God Sect You are also very welcome to join the Divine Sect. I don’t know what you two want?”
Miao Wan is very straightforward: "The two of us actually broke out with our family and ran away. I have been looking for a job to make ends meet. I can't let my wife run out with me and be wronged. Now that the leader has invited me so , I refused to appear unflattering."
Ren Woxing was overjoyed: "Oh? Dongfang Brothers mean to agree to Ren?"
Miao Wan said: "As long as the leader Ren doesn't dislike me and my husband, then my husband and I are naturally willing to join the divine religion."
Ren Woxing laughed loudly: "In that case, then Ren represents the Sun Moon God Sect, and you two are welcome to join!"
Miao Wan and Yuan Suiyun looked at each other, they both had a tacit understanding, stepped forward and walked out of the seat, and knelt down on one knee towards Ren Woxing: "Dongfang Bubai / Miao Yun has met the leader!"
Ren Woxing was very happy, he laughed and stepped forward to help the two of them: "You are welcome. Come, to celebrate your joining our Sun Moon God Sect, we will not return tonight without getting drunk!"
Miao Wan said: "If you don't get drunk, you won't go home! But, Master, the bitch doesn't drink well, so let me drink instead of him."
Ren Woxing slapped his forehead, "Look at me, I'm so happy, I even forgot that my sister-in-law is a girl and doesn't hold a lot of alcohol. Okay, then we brothers won't get drunk tonight!"
Miao Wan: "OK!"
On the side, Yuan Suiyun held down Miao Wan disapprovingly: "Is your alcohol capacity good?"
Miao Wan nodded: "I'm notorious for never getting drunk."
Ren Woxing said cheerfully: "My brother and sister are also worried about you. Don't worry, brother and sister, if Brother Dongfang gets drunk, I will leave him in my room tonight and I won't bother you."
Yuan Suiyun: "..."
This is what I'm afraid of, okay?
But Miao Wan had already started to drink with a wine bowl, and it would be too deliberate to persuade her again.Yuan Suiyun could only watch Miao Wan not let her drink too much, and feed her one or two mouthfuls of more hangover-friendly dishes during her drinking breaks.
However, Ren Woxing, a middle-aged and elderly man who lost his wife, saw this scene and his jealous eyes turned red.
Once upon a time, he also had his wife who cared so much, but now...
Hey, stop talking.
Ren Woxing calmed down for a while, and decided to add some embarrassment to the young couple.
"Come on, keep drinking!"
What was originally said to be modest has turned into indecent, let me do my best to pour wine to Miao Wan, Miao Wan refused at first, but then she was completely drunk, and she would not refuse anyone, even herself. And pour yourself a drink.
So in the end, when Yuan Suiyun brought Miao Wan back, the clean little girl had turned into a drunkard reeking of alcohol, and she fell into Yuan Suiyun's arms baring her teeth and claws, not cute at all.
Yuan Suiyun was very helpless, but he could only slowly persuade a person who kept moving around and making jokes: "Okay, calm down."
Miao Wan couldn't listen to anything at this time, she twisted: "No, I still want to drink! Drink!"
Yuan Suiyun calmed down for a while, and then said: "Okay, there is no more wine here, let's go back to the room to drink, shall we?"
Miao Wan looked at Yuan Suiyun with drunken eyes: "Is there really any wine when you go back?"
Yuan Suiyun coaxed: "It really is."
Miao Wan watched for a long time, but didn't focus on it, and didn't see Yuan Suiyun's face at all.However, she subconsciously felt that the voice was not very credible, so she said, "I don't believe it!"
Yuan Suiyun: "...how do you believe it?" This guy is so sensitive when he is drunk?He doesn't believe it.
Miao Wan thought for a while: "If there is no wine, just let me have a bite!"
Yuan Suiyun raised his eyebrows: "Is it that simple?"
Miao Wan bared her teeth: "It's not easy! I'm super fierce! Biting people hurts so much! Are you afraid!"
Yuan Suiyun said perfunctorily: "I'm afraid. Let's go. If there is no wine in the room, you can bite me."
So Miao Wan reluctantly followed Yuan Suiyun away.
After returning to the room, Yuan Suiyun ordered someone to bring hot water and towels.But in the end, whether men and women can kiss each other, Miao Wan is a girl, even if she smells of alcohol, he can't do anything, he can only help her wipe the exposed parts of her face and hands.
But just like that, Miao Wan is not safe.
She grabbed Yuan Suiyun's hand: "Where's the wine?"
Yuan Suiyun's forehead was dripping with sweat: "Do you still remember?"
Miao Wan said confidently: "Of course, you said you would give me wine, where is the wine?"
Yuan Suiyun: "..." Don't say that there is no wine now, even if there is, it is impossible to give it to you!
This guy usually looks quite reliable, why is he so unreasonable after drinking?To be honest, as a man with normal physiological functions, it is not good for Yuan Suiyun to be spoiled by her various acts of coquettishness.
Miao Wan felt that she had waited long enough, but Yuan Suiyun still didn't give her a drink.
"You said..." Miao Wan said suddenly and seriously, this moment made Yuan Suiyun feel like she was sober.
But Miao Wan's next actions proved that the girl was still drunk and did not wake up.
She hugged Yuan Suiyun's neck, then pulled him down, bit his face hard, and ground her teeth along the way.
Yuan Suiyun: "..."
Satisfied, Miaowan let go of Yuan Suiyun and said, "You said, if you don't have wine, let me bite you, I will bite you! Hmph!"
After she finished speaking, Miao Wan put her head on Yuan Suiyun's shoulder and never raised it again.
Yuan Suiyun couldn't help but touch the place where Miao Wan had bitten just now, the little girl's mouth was quite heavy, and now she can still feel the teeth marks when she touches it.
He bit Miao Wan's lips in retaliation, and also mercilessly bit the little girl's mouth.
Yuan Suiyun was satisfied now, took a towel to wipe her hands, feet and face, carried her to the bed and went to sleep.
On weekdays, one of them sleeps on the bed and the other sleeps on the recliner.But today, Yuan Suiyun felt that he was really exhausted, and he didn't want to change the bed to sleep at all.
So, after tidying himself up, he also lay down on the bed and fell asleep beside Miao Wan.
After Miao Wan opened her eyes, she calmly thought about what was happening now.
In front of her eyes was a hazy veil, behind the veil was something warm and unknown.
After drinking so much last night, it is impossible for me to have no sequelae at all today.Now Miao Wan's head is about to explode, and her brain is like a puddle of paste, thinking about this kind of behavior is even more extravagant.So without thinking about it, she reached out and touched it.
It's a bit hard, but the temperature is very moderate. This feeling is a bit familiar. What is it...
Miao Wan tried her best to reorganize the paste in her mind into a standard brain, but it was obviously difficult. After half a day, Miao Wan was still in a daze.
What is this...
Yuan Suiyun went to bed very late last night because of her torment, and now she is still in a daze state. When she realized that Miaowan had started acting like a demon again, she immediately reached out and grabbed her paw, and coaxed her perfunctorily, "Okay, be good, wait a minute." You can drink when you wake up."
Miao Wan's head hurts when she hears wine now.
"Stop! Don't mention it!" Miao Wan said, "I don't want to drink anymore!"
At this moment, Yuan Suiyun was awake. He looked down, Miao Wan's hair was messed up, her face was dazed, her eyes were sleepy, and she almost didn't laugh.
After trying to hold it back, Yuan Suiyun said: "What if I drink again next time? Do you want me to deal with it?"
Miao Wan was unhappy: "Who are you! Why should you deal with me?"
Yuan Suiyun smiled and said: "Of course it is because I am your husband-in-law."
Miao Wan: "..."
"???"
"!!!"
Miao Wan came to her senses at this time, but her sobriety was limited. She just recognized who the person in front of her was, and said in shock, "Yuan Suiyun?"
Yuan Suiyun nodded: "It's me."
Miao Wan reached out and pushed Yuan Suiyun, almost pushing Yuan Suiyun down: "Why are you on the bed?"
Yuan Suiyun tried his best to stay on the bed, and said: "Last night you tossed and tossed all night, I almost died of exhaustion, why can't I just lie down on the bed?"
Miao Wan didn't even think about it: "Nonsense, how could I be tossing all night!"
Yuan Suiyun didn't speak, just looked at her with a half-smile.
Miao Wan suddenly felt a little guilty: "...Then what, did I really make trouble?"
Yuan Suiyun: "You really have no impression?"
Miao Wan shook her head: "I really don't have any memory." After drinking the fragment, the last scene in her memory now is that she drank another bowl of wine.
That's right, when she got to the end of the drink, she used the bowl and Ren Woxing to blow on the bottle.
Yuan Suiyun nodded, with confidence in his mind, and began to blow up, accusing Miao Wan of how inhumane he had done to him last night, and in the middle of showing her face that had been bitten by a mouthful—of course, although Miao Wan Wan's bite last night was hard, but it didn't break through, it just left a tooth mark, which is no longer visible.
But Miao Wan still has a little impression of this matter, so she was immediately bluffed by Yuan Suiyun, and she seemed cowardly and well-behaved.
Yuan Suiyun took advantage of the situation and asked her to wait for her to dress and wash, and then looked at Miao Wan almost unbearably, and it was over.
Miao Wan had time to tidy herself up now, she didn't wash her face and brush her teeth.
But when brushing her teeth with salt, Miao Wan suddenly felt a sharp pain in her lips.She hissed, and ran to the bronze mirror to take a look, only to find that her lower lip was actually broken, and there was still a blood scab on it.
Miao Wan touched her lips, thinking about what happened to cause such a situation.But yesterday she was too severely fragmented, and she had never encountered such a situation before, and she didn't even have a reference case.
But Miao Wan has heard from many people that some people will turn into kissing monsters after drinking too much, maybe she...is such a person, and then what did she do to Yuan Suiyun after drinking too much?
She looked at Yuan Suiyun in horror, as if she saw a spoiled little girl.
Yuan Suiyun: "???" What happened?
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