[Comprehensive Martial Arts] Boss, he has a bug again!
The first BUG boss in Chapter 108.
When Shi Guanyin arrived, what she saw was the scene of three people sitting and drinking tea waiting for her.
When her eyes swept over Yuan Suiyun, she didn't show much surprise.
The two of them are using each other, and it is very normal for them to get together when they have interests and to disperse when they don't.Shi Guanyin would not be so stupid as to think that a blind man like Yuan Suiyun would really bow down under his pomegranate skirt.
But when she looked at Miao Wan, her eyes were really red.
Now this woman who looks like a 24-year-old girl may actually be older than her, but she doesn't look like such a young woman anymore, at least she looks like [-]-[-].Shi Guanyin didn't dare to calculate the age difference between the two.
But no need to think about it, this must be a number she can't bear to face.
The fire of jealousy has burned holes in Shi Guanyin's body. She can't wait to scratch Miao Wan's face now, and make her smooth and fair skin full of wrinkles and cracks, making her look even older than a 70-year-old woman. His face was old and haggard.
But the more vicious Shi Guanyin's mind was, the sweeter his smile.
"My servant came suddenly, why does it look like you have been waiting for a long time?"
Chu Liuxiang said lazily, "Didn't you wait for a long time?"
"Shi Guanyin, isn't it?" Miao Wan greeted with a smile, "You are really growing strong."
Yuan Suiyun: "...puchi."
He couldn't help laughing out loud.
You know, what Shi Guanyin hates the most in her life is that some people say she is ugly and old, and now Miao Wan has stepped on the latter fiercely, and she looks younger than Shi Guanyin...
I always feel that Shi Guanyin is about to explode.
Sure enough, Shi Guanyin was so angry that he didn't even say a word in the next second, and shot directly.
Miao Wan was not afraid that she would not make a move, but that she would be slow to make a move. Seeing this, she immediately jumped up and stepped on Shi Guanyin's head.
Shi Guanyin froze for a moment: "You actually stepped on my head???"
She is simply too unbelievable, Miao Wan's every action is almost on her self-esteem, Shi Guanyin's heart that has always been high is now almost broken, and the broken pieces can hardly stick together.
Miao Wan said: "What is so noble about your head that you can't step on it? Why do I feel that my own shoes are still dirty?"
Shi Guanyin's qi became stronger, and her body was full of zhenqi. At this time, it fully demonstrated what it means to be furious - her hair actually stood up one by one, just like the non-mainstream hair that Miao Wan had seen in modern times. Spraying your hair with hairspray will do the same thing, if not more natural.
Because this did not use any auxiliary tools, it was all erected by Shi Guanyin's own efforts.
Seeing this, Miao Wan couldn't help laughing, even Chu Liuxiang didn't hold back, only Yuan Suiyun couldn't see it, so she didn't know what happened to Shi Guanyin, and she seemed a little more ordinary.
But this was enough to make Shi Guanyin angry, she even felt that Yuan Suiyun was following her to make fun of her, and she wanted to kill Yuan Suiyun together!
"All of you are going to die today!" Shi Guanyin laughed angrily.She was so beautiful, even with this weird hairstyle, she was still charming and charming when she smiled.
But it's a pity, among the three people at the scene, one is blind, whether it's a beauty or a bone, in his eyes, it's nothing; the other is a woman, no matter how good-looking Shi Guanyin is, it doesn't matter when Miao Wan's sexual orientation is normal Lethality; although the last one is a man, his incomprehensible style is more than that of a woman.
You know, Chu Liuxiang in this world aims to become a monk!
When he saw Shi Guanyin, he didn't directly call Amitabha because of Miao Wan's presence - this guy came to keep him from going out, so calling her mission like this might directly fail.
Seeing this, Shi Guanyin still didn't believe in evil, and resorted to her best kungfu: Men can't see it.
Originally, when this move was issued, it should be accompanied by Xianle Piao Piao, but due to the limited conditions at this time, she can only dance dryly alone.
But even so, Shi Guanyin's dancing posture is very beautiful, with long sleeves flying, just like the flying performances Miao Wan has seen, but those performances used tools to some extent, which seemed a bit ingenious, but Shi Guanyin relied entirely on her deep internal strength and It is supported by extraordinary lightness skills, so it is agile and natural, and it is soul-stirring.
Miao Wan casually pulled out an unsharp long sword from the wall: "Since you are dancing for fun, then I can only dance with my sword."
After speaking, Miao Wan also started her performance.
Jiansan's various moves are complicated and gorgeous, and Chunyang's aura is also very beautiful, and the effect is not inferior to Shi Guanyin's dance at all.
Shi Guanyin's eyes were red with anger, at this time Chu Liuxiang raised his hand and aimed at a loose-leaf screen in the room, a wave of palm force blew across, the screen quickly turned a few times, and stopped at the opposite side.
I do not know when the back of the screen was replaced with copper foil. The light can be used as a guide, comparable to a copper mirror.Shi Guanyin couldn't help but stopped, and started waving her water sleeves in front of the mirror.
Ah - it's so pretty.
Shi Guanyin's heart was filled with satisfaction and joy for herself. The more she looked at her, the more she felt that she was simply a creation of the heavens. There was no...
Miao Wan's figure suddenly appeared in the bronze mirror, younger than her, with more beautiful moves than her!
Shi Guanyin's eyes were burning with jealousy, she turned around and wanted to kill Miao Wan with one move, but when she turned around, she didn't see that Chu Liuxiang raised her hand and sent something that hit Shi Guanyin in the face.
By the time Shi Guanyin felt the tingling pain coming from his face, it was already too late.
She looked back at the bronze mirror in horror, and as expected, a bloodstain appeared on her face, and an obvious crack appeared in her original beautiful face.
Shi Guanyin couldn't bear this, she couldn't bear it at all, it caused her more pain than losing her martial arts.
"You!" Shi Guanyin pointed at Chu Liuxiang's nose, so angry that he could hardly speak.
Yuan Suiyun took the opportunity to touch Shi Guanyin's acupuncture points, making her unable to speak or move.
"Xiang Shuai really knows women best and knows what women are most afraid of. Shi Guanyin's martial arts is so high that he might have to go through a hard fight, but now it seems that he was easily captured." Yuan Suiyun sincerely said in admiration.
Chu Liuxiang smiled lightly and cupped his hands: "The original Shaozhuang owner is being polite. What will Shi Guanyin do next? Send it to the government after dawn?"
Yuan Suiyun said: "The people in the government are mostly mediocre people. With Shi Guanyin's beauty, martial arts and financial resources, if the government really wants to interrogate, I don't know what will happen. Why don't we take Shi Guanyin's case first?" Change her face and make her a little more ordinary, so that even those officials and lords will not be interested in Shi Guanyin."
Shi Guanyin's dumb acupoint was pressed and she couldn't speak, but it didn't mean she couldn't hear their conversation. After hearing what Yuan Suiyun said, Shi Guanyin's eyes widened and she almost lost her breath.
What about the alliance?You cheat me so much, do you still want to find an ally in the future?
Yuan Suiyun pretended he didn't see it—ah no, he really couldn't see it.Shi Guanyin wanted to signal him with his eyes, but Yuan Suiyun didn't move at all. Shi Guanyin wanted to remind him with words, but she couldn't open her mouth. Shi Guanyin wanted to stimulate him telepathically...
Forget it, the difficulty is too high, so I probably don't need to think about it.
Shi Guanyin could only watch desperately as the other party found some disguise tools and smeared them on her face.
If the movements are gentle, Shi Guanyin can still comfort herself, this is a skin care routine for herself, but the hands of the two are rougher than the other, and she even feels that the wound on her face is being touched constantly Pulling, it got bigger and bigger.
Will I be able to restore my appearance afterward... Shi Guanyin thought with a little despair.She thought of her self-destructive disciple in the desert.
Not long ago, she was still a beauty with various charms, and even Shi Guanyin couldn't help worrying whether her appearance would surpass her when she grew up in the future.But this female apprentice is very smart. Apart from being smart, she is also very decisive. After realizing Shi Guanyin's vigilance, she decisively disfigured her face. Toss has become a horrible creature that everyone hates ghosts.
But I have to say that Shi Guanyin felt much more at ease with this apprentice from then on.
But now when Shi Guanyin thinks that she will become like that, she instantly wants to die.She tried her best to keep them quiet with her breath, unlocked her acupoints and we fought for another hundred rounds.
But none of the three paid any attention to her.
In the end, Yuan Suiyun and Chu Liuxiang retreated, and Miao Wan hugged him to the position facing the bronze mirror—Chu Liuxiang wanted to hug him, but seeing Miao Wan's expression, he felt that if he was on Shi Guanyin's body again If you use your hands and feet, even if you are doing a spoof, you will immediately gain a solid washboard.
Shi Guanyin quickly closed her eyes, not to look at her current ugly appearance in the mirror.
But how could Miao Wan make her wish?
She found a bottle of paste and two sheets of white paper with excellent toughness, and glued Shi Guanyin's upper eyelids and forehead with the paste and white paper, forcing her to close her eyes.
After everything was done, Miaowan clapped her hands: "Okay, we can go to rest. I don't think anyone will disturb our sleep tonight."
Chu Liuxiang shook his head helplessly, and looked at Yuan Suiyun: "Master Yuan, it's late at night, let's go to rest early."
Yuan Suiyun's most unreliable ally is now certain to die, and he feels relieved a lot. Hearing what Chu Liuxiang said, he didn't insist. He nodded and said, "Then Yuan will leave first. Xiangshuai and Miao Miss Wan should also rest earlier."
So everyone dispersed to go to sleep, and Duliu Shi Guanyin was forced to stand in front of the bronze mirror, being tortured by the terrible and ugly self in the mirror over and over again, endlessly.
In the early morning of the next day, the dawn of the Champs was cut by a scream.
Chu Liuxiang and others ran out when they heard the screams, and saw Song Tian'er standing in the middle of the living room, looking in Shi Guanyin's direction with a pale face, while Su Rongrong and Li Hongxiu stood behind her, their faces also not very good-looking.
"What's wrong?" Chu Liuxiang asked.
"Brother Chu..." Song Tian'er turned her head pale, pointed at Shi Guanyin and said, "Dead...dead."
When her eyes swept over Yuan Suiyun, she didn't show much surprise.
The two of them are using each other, and it is very normal for them to get together when they have interests and to disperse when they don't.Shi Guanyin would not be so stupid as to think that a blind man like Yuan Suiyun would really bow down under his pomegranate skirt.
But when she looked at Miao Wan, her eyes were really red.
Now this woman who looks like a 24-year-old girl may actually be older than her, but she doesn't look like such a young woman anymore, at least she looks like [-]-[-].Shi Guanyin didn't dare to calculate the age difference between the two.
But no need to think about it, this must be a number she can't bear to face.
The fire of jealousy has burned holes in Shi Guanyin's body. She can't wait to scratch Miao Wan's face now, and make her smooth and fair skin full of wrinkles and cracks, making her look even older than a 70-year-old woman. His face was old and haggard.
But the more vicious Shi Guanyin's mind was, the sweeter his smile.
"My servant came suddenly, why does it look like you have been waiting for a long time?"
Chu Liuxiang said lazily, "Didn't you wait for a long time?"
"Shi Guanyin, isn't it?" Miao Wan greeted with a smile, "You are really growing strong."
Yuan Suiyun: "...puchi."
He couldn't help laughing out loud.
You know, what Shi Guanyin hates the most in her life is that some people say she is ugly and old, and now Miao Wan has stepped on the latter fiercely, and she looks younger than Shi Guanyin...
I always feel that Shi Guanyin is about to explode.
Sure enough, Shi Guanyin was so angry that he didn't even say a word in the next second, and shot directly.
Miao Wan was not afraid that she would not make a move, but that she would be slow to make a move. Seeing this, she immediately jumped up and stepped on Shi Guanyin's head.
Shi Guanyin froze for a moment: "You actually stepped on my head???"
She is simply too unbelievable, Miao Wan's every action is almost on her self-esteem, Shi Guanyin's heart that has always been high is now almost broken, and the broken pieces can hardly stick together.
Miao Wan said: "What is so noble about your head that you can't step on it? Why do I feel that my own shoes are still dirty?"
Shi Guanyin's qi became stronger, and her body was full of zhenqi. At this time, it fully demonstrated what it means to be furious - her hair actually stood up one by one, just like the non-mainstream hair that Miao Wan had seen in modern times. Spraying your hair with hairspray will do the same thing, if not more natural.
Because this did not use any auxiliary tools, it was all erected by Shi Guanyin's own efforts.
Seeing this, Miao Wan couldn't help laughing, even Chu Liuxiang didn't hold back, only Yuan Suiyun couldn't see it, so she didn't know what happened to Shi Guanyin, and she seemed a little more ordinary.
But this was enough to make Shi Guanyin angry, she even felt that Yuan Suiyun was following her to make fun of her, and she wanted to kill Yuan Suiyun together!
"All of you are going to die today!" Shi Guanyin laughed angrily.She was so beautiful, even with this weird hairstyle, she was still charming and charming when she smiled.
But it's a pity, among the three people at the scene, one is blind, whether it's a beauty or a bone, in his eyes, it's nothing; the other is a woman, no matter how good-looking Shi Guanyin is, it doesn't matter when Miao Wan's sexual orientation is normal Lethality; although the last one is a man, his incomprehensible style is more than that of a woman.
You know, Chu Liuxiang in this world aims to become a monk!
When he saw Shi Guanyin, he didn't directly call Amitabha because of Miao Wan's presence - this guy came to keep him from going out, so calling her mission like this might directly fail.
Seeing this, Shi Guanyin still didn't believe in evil, and resorted to her best kungfu: Men can't see it.
Originally, when this move was issued, it should be accompanied by Xianle Piao Piao, but due to the limited conditions at this time, she can only dance dryly alone.
But even so, Shi Guanyin's dancing posture is very beautiful, with long sleeves flying, just like the flying performances Miao Wan has seen, but those performances used tools to some extent, which seemed a bit ingenious, but Shi Guanyin relied entirely on her deep internal strength and It is supported by extraordinary lightness skills, so it is agile and natural, and it is soul-stirring.
Miao Wan casually pulled out an unsharp long sword from the wall: "Since you are dancing for fun, then I can only dance with my sword."
After speaking, Miao Wan also started her performance.
Jiansan's various moves are complicated and gorgeous, and Chunyang's aura is also very beautiful, and the effect is not inferior to Shi Guanyin's dance at all.
Shi Guanyin's eyes were red with anger, at this time Chu Liuxiang raised his hand and aimed at a loose-leaf screen in the room, a wave of palm force blew across, the screen quickly turned a few times, and stopped at the opposite side.
I do not know when the back of the screen was replaced with copper foil. The light can be used as a guide, comparable to a copper mirror.Shi Guanyin couldn't help but stopped, and started waving her water sleeves in front of the mirror.
Ah - it's so pretty.
Shi Guanyin's heart was filled with satisfaction and joy for herself. The more she looked at her, the more she felt that she was simply a creation of the heavens. There was no...
Miao Wan's figure suddenly appeared in the bronze mirror, younger than her, with more beautiful moves than her!
Shi Guanyin's eyes were burning with jealousy, she turned around and wanted to kill Miao Wan with one move, but when she turned around, she didn't see that Chu Liuxiang raised her hand and sent something that hit Shi Guanyin in the face.
By the time Shi Guanyin felt the tingling pain coming from his face, it was already too late.
She looked back at the bronze mirror in horror, and as expected, a bloodstain appeared on her face, and an obvious crack appeared in her original beautiful face.
Shi Guanyin couldn't bear this, she couldn't bear it at all, it caused her more pain than losing her martial arts.
"You!" Shi Guanyin pointed at Chu Liuxiang's nose, so angry that he could hardly speak.
Yuan Suiyun took the opportunity to touch Shi Guanyin's acupuncture points, making her unable to speak or move.
"Xiang Shuai really knows women best and knows what women are most afraid of. Shi Guanyin's martial arts is so high that he might have to go through a hard fight, but now it seems that he was easily captured." Yuan Suiyun sincerely said in admiration.
Chu Liuxiang smiled lightly and cupped his hands: "The original Shaozhuang owner is being polite. What will Shi Guanyin do next? Send it to the government after dawn?"
Yuan Suiyun said: "The people in the government are mostly mediocre people. With Shi Guanyin's beauty, martial arts and financial resources, if the government really wants to interrogate, I don't know what will happen. Why don't we take Shi Guanyin's case first?" Change her face and make her a little more ordinary, so that even those officials and lords will not be interested in Shi Guanyin."
Shi Guanyin's dumb acupoint was pressed and she couldn't speak, but it didn't mean she couldn't hear their conversation. After hearing what Yuan Suiyun said, Shi Guanyin's eyes widened and she almost lost her breath.
What about the alliance?You cheat me so much, do you still want to find an ally in the future?
Yuan Suiyun pretended he didn't see it—ah no, he really couldn't see it.Shi Guanyin wanted to signal him with his eyes, but Yuan Suiyun didn't move at all. Shi Guanyin wanted to remind him with words, but she couldn't open her mouth. Shi Guanyin wanted to stimulate him telepathically...
Forget it, the difficulty is too high, so I probably don't need to think about it.
Shi Guanyin could only watch desperately as the other party found some disguise tools and smeared them on her face.
If the movements are gentle, Shi Guanyin can still comfort herself, this is a skin care routine for herself, but the hands of the two are rougher than the other, and she even feels that the wound on her face is being touched constantly Pulling, it got bigger and bigger.
Will I be able to restore my appearance afterward... Shi Guanyin thought with a little despair.She thought of her self-destructive disciple in the desert.
Not long ago, she was still a beauty with various charms, and even Shi Guanyin couldn't help worrying whether her appearance would surpass her when she grew up in the future.But this female apprentice is very smart. Apart from being smart, she is also very decisive. After realizing Shi Guanyin's vigilance, she decisively disfigured her face. Toss has become a horrible creature that everyone hates ghosts.
But I have to say that Shi Guanyin felt much more at ease with this apprentice from then on.
But now when Shi Guanyin thinks that she will become like that, she instantly wants to die.She tried her best to keep them quiet with her breath, unlocked her acupoints and we fought for another hundred rounds.
But none of the three paid any attention to her.
In the end, Yuan Suiyun and Chu Liuxiang retreated, and Miao Wan hugged him to the position facing the bronze mirror—Chu Liuxiang wanted to hug him, but seeing Miao Wan's expression, he felt that if he was on Shi Guanyin's body again If you use your hands and feet, even if you are doing a spoof, you will immediately gain a solid washboard.
Shi Guanyin quickly closed her eyes, not to look at her current ugly appearance in the mirror.
But how could Miao Wan make her wish?
She found a bottle of paste and two sheets of white paper with excellent toughness, and glued Shi Guanyin's upper eyelids and forehead with the paste and white paper, forcing her to close her eyes.
After everything was done, Miaowan clapped her hands: "Okay, we can go to rest. I don't think anyone will disturb our sleep tonight."
Chu Liuxiang shook his head helplessly, and looked at Yuan Suiyun: "Master Yuan, it's late at night, let's go to rest early."
Yuan Suiyun's most unreliable ally is now certain to die, and he feels relieved a lot. Hearing what Chu Liuxiang said, he didn't insist. He nodded and said, "Then Yuan will leave first. Xiangshuai and Miao Miss Wan should also rest earlier."
So everyone dispersed to go to sleep, and Duliu Shi Guanyin was forced to stand in front of the bronze mirror, being tortured by the terrible and ugly self in the mirror over and over again, endlessly.
In the early morning of the next day, the dawn of the Champs was cut by a scream.
Chu Liuxiang and others ran out when they heard the screams, and saw Song Tian'er standing in the middle of the living room, looking in Shi Guanyin's direction with a pale face, while Su Rongrong and Li Hongxiu stood behind her, their faces also not very good-looking.
"What's wrong?" Chu Liuxiang asked.
"Brother Chu..." Song Tian'er turned her head pale, pointed at Shi Guanyin and said, "Dead...dead."
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