modern greek mythology

!You are all virgins! "

"Oh, it's fine if you don't, I'm afraid you will haunt me in the future..."

"Ghosts are haunting you! Today I just..."

"Just what?"

"It's just... obsessed with ghosts!"

"Hehe, actually, it's okay to like me." Apollo felt very good about himself, "What's so strange about falling in love with someone as good as me?"

"I'm about to throw up, who would fall in love with an egomaniac like you, take a pee and see yourself!"

"Okay, I'll save you some poor self-esteem." Apollo stubbed out the cigarette butt, jumped off the long table to help Cupid put on his pants, "go home, take a shower, sleep, and do everything today. Forget it."

After dressing Cupid, Apollo clapped his hands and turned to leave.

When he reached the door, he stopped again, and said in an extremely deep voice: "Don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend."

Cupid was so angry that he grabbed the ashtray on the table and threw it over: "Fuck you!"

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Gritting his teeth and making it home, Cupid walked sideways like a crab after getting out of the car, for fear of intensifying friction and hurting his chrysanthemum.

After opening the door, I moved to the sofa. After I fell down, I couldn't get up. I was so exhausted that I couldn't draw any strength.

He really wanted to just fall asleep like this, but his back was so hot and painful, as if the damn guy had shot a sun in his body, making him unable to close his eyes at all.

In desperation, Cupid struggled again, trying to find some ointment in the medicine cabinet.

At this moment, the door was suddenly opened, and a figure flashed in from outside.

Before Cupid could react, he was hugged tightly.

"Son~~~~ Mom misses you so much~~~~ I'm going crazy thinking about it~~~~"

Cupid's face was just buried in the towering chest, and he was about to be suffocated by the two soft milk balls...

After struggling for a while, he poked his head out, and asked the overly enthusiastic woman in front of him expressionlessly: "Didn't you go abroad to film a movie, why are you back?"

"The film was finished ahead of time, and my mother rushed over as soon as I got off the plane. Don't you feel moved?"

"Not moved."

"You have no conscience, just like your mother!" The woman squeezed Cupid's tender cheeks, "Come on, let mother take a good look at you! Oh, what a beautiful son! How can you be so handsome and so cute? What! You really deserve to be your mother's son!"

Knowing that he couldn't stop it, Cupid could only resign himself to letting the woman rub his face round and flat until she stopped with satisfaction.

"Huh? What kind of smell do you have?" The woman stopped suddenly.

"What's the smell?" Cupid asked guiltily.

"It's a strange smell..." The woman sniffed Cupid with her sensitive nose, "It seems to be coming from behind you... Come, let mom see what's wrong."

"No, it's nothing, it's just that I just entered the door and haven't taken a shower..."

"No, there must be something wrong! Show me quickly!"

Cupid quickly covered his pants: "Yes, it's hemorrhoids!"

"What?! How could my beautiful son grow such an ugly thing! I'll help you fix it!"

"No! I've grown up so much, it's so embarrassing!"

"What's the shame, mother looks at her son's ass, what's there to be shy about?"

As the woman spoke, she was about to untie Cupid's belt, but Cupid held it tight and refused to do so...

"Darling, are you ready? Can I come in?" Just when the two were in a state of anxiety, a head poked through the door, "What are you doing, Darling?"

The woman immediately withdrew her hand and smiled back at the man at the door: "Oh, it's nothing, my dear. I'm just playing with my brother. We have a very good relationship."

As soon as he saw other men, Cupid's seniority immediately rose by one level.

Hmph, needless to say, it must be another woman's new boyfriend!

"Oh, Darling, your brother is so small." The man greeted Cupid, "Hi."

Cupid turned around and said to the woman, "I'm going to sleep in my room, please don't make too much noise."

"Oh, what a good boy, my sister will see you tomorrow."

When Cupid entered the room, the man standing at the door couldn't wait to rush forward, hugging the woman and kissing her fiercely.

"Oh, Venus, my goddess of beauty! You are truly more beautiful than the legendary Greek goddess..."

Cupid went into the bathroom and took a cold shower, and the flames in his body dissipated a little.

It's not the first time to talk about this kind of thing, or else he would be a god of love in vain.

If it comes to the back, it's really... ah fuck!Cheaper that bastard! !

But that feeling... It's not just pain. I played with those little MMs before, and I have never tried such a great record of ejaculating three times in a row. I almost ejaculated my kidney water...

Damn, why would Mao be so happy to be inserted? !

I know, it's the golden arrow...it must be the golden arrow!

Finally found the reason, Cupid felt relieved, hurriedly wiped off the water droplets on his body, and lay down on the bed to sleep.

Assassination and anti-assassination

The next morning, Cupid rubbed his sore butt and had to go to work.

The atmosphere in the company is normal. It seems that everyone is unaware of the fierce battle that took place in the fifth meeting room after get off work yesterday.

When Hermes saw Cupid, he smiled and said, "Hey, young man, you don't look very good! Didn't you sleep well last night? Do you want me to give you a day off?"

"No, I feel pretty good..."

Cupid subconsciously looked at the glass next to him, he obviously concealed it very well...

Looking back at Hermes again, he smiled like a fox.

Depend on!I was fooled again!

Damn!Why did the arrow bounce back yesterday!

He must have seen through the assassination plan, so he clapped his hands and left, leaving himself there!

But I can't rush up to question him, after all, I set this trap by myself...

So far, I can only smash my teeth and swallow my blood...

"Is there really no need to ask for leave?" Hermes asked again.

"It's really not necessary!"

"Oh, that's good, young people are still full of energy!" Hermes smiled maliciously, and said, "Cupid, I recently heard a rumor that is not good for you."

"What rumor?" Cupid's heart tightened.

Hermes pulled Cupid to his side, and whispered into his ear: "I heard they say that Apollo has been beating bachelors all the time, because you are vengeful, and you know who he is looking for, so you shoot lead arrows at them." , so that every relationship with him ends without a problem..."

"Damn! Do I look like such a vicious god?!" Cupid almost jumped up, "Who spread such rumors! I'm going to tear his mouth apart!"

Hermes spread his hands and said: "I don't believe it either, but since Apollo and I separated, he has been having bad luck in love. Everyone said that he must not be favored by you, the god of love. And you The two have always been at odds, and it's hard not to have doubts in this situation."

Cupid sneered and said, "I said boss, shouldn't you be more responsible for this matter? Who abandoned Apollo first?"

"Yes, sometimes I also wonder why I don't love him all of a sudden?" Hermes grabbed Cupid's hand violently, "Could it be that you also shot me a lead arrow?"

Cupid immediately bounced away: "Hey! You can eat and talk nonsense! If you think I'm sorry for you, I can give you another golden arrow right now!"

"That's not necessary, but in order to refute the rumors, as the god of love, you are still obliged to match Apollo with a suitable partner." Hermes patted Cupid's shoulder earnestly, "This responsibility is entrusted to you oh."

"Hey...how did this become my responsibility..."

"What are you talking about? I hear you saying my name, Hermes."

I really don't want to see anyone who will appear. Apollo suddenly appeared behind Cupid as if he had drilled out of the ground.

But he directly bypassed Cupid, who was staring at him, and walked directly to Hermes.

"Good morning, Apollo." Hermes glanced at Cupid with a smile, "I'm chatting with Cupid about a rumor..."

Cupid covered Hermes' mouth with a snap.

Apollo gave Cupid a cold look: "What rumor?"

That look seemed to be warning Cupid: Damn, if you dare to tell Hermes what happened last night, I'll take your skin off!

Hermes calmly broke Cupid's hand: "Then what I asked you just now, did you agree?"

Cupid gritted his teeth and nodded.

Hermes smiled and said: "It's nothing, I heard from my subordinates that Cupid has done a good job with you, it seems that the two of you are reconciled?"

"Hehe, do I seem to be such a stingy god, would I care about a kid?" Apollo smiled generously, "It's you, why didn't you go to the fifth meeting room yesterday?"

"Yesterday, I entrusted Cupid to go there on my behalf, and he is very clear about the plan." Hermes winked at Cupid again, "Right, Cupid?"

Cupid was so angry that he had nothing to say.

"This kid has too little experience, and he didn't explain a single thing that should be explained." Apollo squinted at Cupid, "I did a lot of what I shouldn't have done."

Cupid is so angry that his lungs are about to explode!

Oh shit!I was taken advantage of by you and still acted like a good boy!

After eating, I patted my butt and left.