Remnant bones

"Kigakure Rebel Ninja-"Ogreman" Momochi no Zhan, in the seventh class of Konoha servants, he was led by the ninja Hatake Kaka during the C-level, and later added to the B-level wave country escort mission The western hand is on the unknown bridge..." Slowly reading the handwriting on the task scroll word by word, Kakashi's lazy tone, the feeling of not making a report at all, always gives people the illusion of being perfunctory... ...and in fact, he is really just doing things half-heartedly.

"Is this enough?" Kakashi yawned after closing the scroll, and asked the white-haired man standing in front of the two wooden crosses under the big tree.

"Enough." I replied in a low voice, looking at the two tombs that symbolized death, but there was a faint smile on the corner of my lips: "This is enough."

Behind the two crosses, one is pierced with the beheading knife that marks the identity of Zabuzhu, and the other is buried in the soil with a pair of thousand books.Maybe a stranger passing by will recognize the big sword that once belonged to the "ghost man" one of the seven knives of the Kirigakure, but no one other than the other parties will ever guess that the one buried next to him is who.

Is the "ghost man" really dead?

Perhaps not everyone who received the news would believe it.But this is actually not a lie... The "ghost man" who was the rebel of Kirigakure died, leaving only a big sword that never left his body. Ordinary people who will not be beheaded again.

However, I will give up for Shiro and continue to be a ninja... I underestimated Shiro's position in Zabuzhan's heart.

"Fortunately, that idiot may be awkward...but at least he is not slow." Pulling up the collar to cover the black lines that spread to the left cheek, I smiled lightly and shook my head, turned and left in a good mood.Speaking of which, I haven't seen Itachi for several months, and I miss him a little...

In any case, I wish you happiness... As for the "later meeting", maybe there will be no such chance.

"Hey, Kaguya-kun~" Kakashi, who was almost left behind, followed a few steps, hesitated, and said curiously: "Although I won't tell you about the fact that you and Zabuza Others from three generations away, but you're not going to explain?"

Having known each other for so many years, thinking about it carefully, it seems that apart from knowing that the two Kaguya brothers are the last two blood successor limit owners of the Kaguya clan, his experience before joining Konoha is very general and can be summed up in the word "travel". .Where exactly is it "traveling"?When the Kaguya clan was exterminated, they were just two children, a ten-year-old and a six-year-old, how they survived the "travel" in the bloody war-torn land of the country of water... No one knows.

Kaguya-kun Mai didn't hide his most fatal weakness, but he didn't tell them more... Sometimes, Kakashi really wanted to ask the other party: [Who are you? 】Even the Sakura Mai Yae who came in halfway, although he is indeed an ordinary person without CKL, but that attire, that temperament, how come it has nothing to do with ordinary people, right?Especially, why one... Forget it, he didn't even have the energy to complain about that fact.It was hard for him to imagine that with the other party's cold and eccentric temperament, how could he know such a weird guy, and allow him to follow him...even though it was five meters away.

"Bai's village is not far from our village. We met when Hui Ye exterminated the clan. If you don't kill me, I'll give him his life back. That's it." Shouting out concisely, I Without frowning, he turned his head and said indifferently: "What explanation do you want to hear?"

Kakashi was dumbfounded for less than a second, and reflected it with a wry smile.Thanks to the strong nerves that have been stimulated and honed by the people in front of him for so many years, he just remembered one thing... It seems that the opposite direction is a typical prudence of "if you don't ask, I won't tell". Such people will take the initiative to confess.

Anyway, if the other party really didn't want to talk, he couldn't ask.

"Why did you join hands with Zabuzhan? Zabuzhan is for Bai's medicine, and you are for..." He was the one who was asking the other party, but Kakashi was startled when he was only halfway through the sentence. stupid question.Isn't the answer obvious!

"...Junmalu's medicine." It was just a moment of silence, I didn't say much, just told the truth.After walking side by side relatively silently for a while, I thought about it for a while, and added: "I don't have Konoha's forehead guard." As for when, it is naturally time for the cameo role of "Goldfinger".

The corners of the mouth under the mask twitched slightly, Kakashi Nei Niu.Should he say 'thank you' back?

"Kakashi-sensei, Brother Kaguya, you are so slow! If you are later, we won't be waiting for you~" On the bridge head, a golden-haired little fox dressed in bright orange was waving his hands and yelled with his iconic loud voice road.

Beside him, Sasuke's neck was bandaged, but he put his hands in his pockets apparently in good spirits, turned his head downward at a 45° angle, pretending to be cool.Sakura continues to be a nympho with red eyes, but she recognizes the oversized tall beauty next to her. Apart from occasionally eating Sasuke tofu and exchanging beauty tips with her from time to time, she is more likely to grab Sasuke's girlfriend with her Throne is not interested, and she is no longer as confrontational as she was in the beginning.

On the contrary, the two get along better than Sasuke and Naruto at least... These two brats don't know which tendons are connected in the wrong place. It was a crackling of sparks and lightning.

There were five when I came, and one was added when I went back, but there were two more people outside the seventh class.

After saying goodbye to the Dazna family, the group set foot on the road back to Konoha.Along the way, Kakashi and I walked at the end, relatively silent.Naruto and Sasuke walked in the front, and there was a violent storm at every turn... But it was all thunder and rain, and the sound effects were very good, but there was no reality at all.On the other hand, the two "female" walking in the middle had a good time communicating, chatting non-stop, the content was even more strange, and the volume was even louder, with no intention of avoiding danger at all.

"By the way, why are you and Kaguya-sensei together, Sakura Mai? I'm so curious about the relationship between the two of you~" So, naturally, Sakura's words attracted everyone's attention .Even Kakashi pricked up his ears, of course, on the surface, he was still staring at his [beep] book which is not suitable for children.

"This ah~" I knew they were curious, Yae squinted and smiled, and after satisfying everyone's appetite, he said slowly: "I'm 'pursuing' Xiao Mai~"

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"Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey -" Everyone was horrified: "Is it true or not!?"

"Of course it is..." Satisfied with the remarkable effect he had created, Yae squinted his eyes and smiled like a fox...of course not a stupid fox like Naruto.However, no matter how cunning a fox is, it is nothing more than a boa constrictor with fangs: "Yes, it is true...false."

In fact, I just walked over and twitched the corners of my mouth with a smirk, borrowing a famous saying from Itachi... But I think he would never mind making this sentence come true.

——"Yae, be careful, I'll cut your lifeline."

So, after a cold wave that was no less than the previous confession declaration, Sakura was the first to react.I saw that her reflexive punch went straight to the vital point of a certain flower butterfly according to my words, but the other party directly missed it with a strange speed that even a ninja could not match.

"You, you, you...you're a man!?" The white smiling face flushed red, and she didn't know whether it was from shame or anger.Xiao Ying clenched her fists tightly, but she didn't intend to take advantage of the victory to pursue her. What she wanted to do most now was to dig a hole and bury herself... She actually discussed [beep] with a man, her "relatives", and, ... "Ahhhhhh! I'm going to kill you!!!"

"Hey, wait~ listen to someone's explanation~" There were stray bullets behind him, and Yae was wearing a portable [-]-piece unlined clothing standard for aristocratic women, with hairpins weighing about two catties on his head, and clogs ten centimeters high, but he was stunned by the indiscriminate cannonballs. He was like a fish in water in the turbulent current, not even a single hair was rubbed off.

"There's nothing to explain! My innocence, my purity, my...you liar~!" Ri Sakura, who had become a dominatrix, continued to run wild, but she couldn't hide from anything at hand. Live the fate of becoming a member of "Cannonball", including an 80-year-old tree that can only be hugged by three people.

"Why can't you explain it? She has a man's body and a daughter's heart. How could you inflict such cruel verbal violence on a young girl who is in her prime? Also, everyone has equal rights to love beauty. You are discriminating human rights... ahhhhh ~" Pinching the orchid fingers, Yae retorted with a serious face, but under the attack of the giant wooden stake, he had to turn around and continue running: "Xiao Mai, I was wrong, stop this heifer with wild hair ~This set of 'Butterfly Rain' was worn without telling the primrose and cherry leaves! If it breaks, my face powder will be poured into the sewer~"

"Who are you calling Heifer!!!" Next, the stone family on the side of the road started a free free fall move.

Sasuke and Naruto, who were shocked by the "truth" before, reached a rare consensus for the first time in these days, turned their heads tacitly, and walked around.All that's left is to write "I don't know these two people" on my face without using an oil-based pen.

Kakashi saw the trick early in the morning, but he wisely thought that he was really a "disabled person".He lowered his head and continued to look at his [beep] book, but he still couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Kaguya-kun, aren't you afraid that he, an 'ordinary person', will never return?" Sakura's sturdy sabotage Li, I really misjudged him at the beginning, how could I think that she is suitable to develop into a medical ninja~ "I wish for it." It's best to drag him to Mars to destroy his body and traces, and don't even leave a scum!I sneered, Lao Tzu has never been the master of "pity the fragrance and cherish the jade" in his mouth.

This seemingly endless pursuit finally ended when Sakura's physical strength was exhausted.

"Huhu~huu..." Panting heavily, Xiao Ying looked at the person in front of her with a little sweat on her forehead, meaning that the previous anger had long been exhausted along with her physical strength: "You, you are not human. ..." She, a ninja, is almost exhausted, why is this ordinary person who doesn't even have a little bit of CKL, just sweating a little!

"If force was useful, he wouldn't be here." I would have dragged him out and executed him on the spot.

God knows how Yae's miraculous escape skill was practiced.As long as his instinct judges it as something that will threaten his life, his "100% escape mode" will be fully activated.It's not that you can't really fight... It's just that you can be called invincible against ordinary ninjas.

"Okay, okay, I'm sorry~ It's my fault, don't be angry, okay~" His face was at a 45° angle, with tears in the corners of his eyes, and his voice was soft with a trace of grievance, a trace of sincerity... This emoji is dedicated to acting like a spoiled child. Its attack range is "kill all ages".

"I...forgive you..." Xiao Ying, who was hit in the middle, could not escape the fate of compromising, and responded discouragedly.

"I knew that Sakura was the best~" The vixen, who is actually a man and woman, took a bite of Sakura's pink tofu, and diverted his attention by putting out the fire before the opponent's flame ignited: "As compensation, I will Let me tell you about my 'top secret mission' to Konoha~"

"Oh, what?" After realizing that his life was not in danger, Naruto dragged Sasuke to join in the fun.

"Actually, I am the substitute of Mrs. Daimyo of the Rain Country, and Xiao Mai is my bodyguard~ This time it is true!" Blinking, Yae laughed.

"Really?" Except for Kakashi's eyes, the other three asked me in unison.

Nodding without changing my face, I said, "Yes."

At least on the bright side, the mysterious person behind the scenes is no longer a mystery, it's just arranged like this.Of course, the person who proposed this idea was only in front of him, and he didn't think about it.

The point is, is there a double of the famous lady who will grow taller than the average man?Plus a pair of ten-centimeter high-footed clogs.Is there a good-for-nothing ordinary person who will find a good-for-nothing ordinary person as a substitute for the famous lady?Can't do anything but run away and pretend to be winking.And what daimyo wife would leave a bunch of female ninjas unused, and just find a big, stupid man to act as a substitute... Yae, even an idiot like Naruto doesn't believe your nonsense.

"Since that's the case, why did the substitute of Mrs. Daming go on the road alone?" That dress... doesn't he think it's too heavy?Sasuke asked calmly.

"Because I wanted to play with Xiao Mai, I sneaked out!" Yae said, holding his chest.

"What's the matter with your gold hairpin? You're so ostentatious, are you sure you're not planning to recruit a bandit to be Mrs. Yazhai?" This was Xiaoying who was full of jealousy, and asked maliciously.

"Xiao Mai will protect me. My first goal is to be Xiao Mai's husband...friend!" Yae said cautiously, protecting her vitals.

"...What is Mrs. Daimyo?" Naruto asked with question marks all over his face.Actually, we shouldn't overestimate Naruto's IQ...

"Ah~ The little fox of the natural Xiaobai family is so cute~ But, I still love my little Maid~" Yae screamed with her face in her hands, but she was unwavering.

After the questions from the seventh class members ended, class leader Kakashi concluded: "In short, it's all because of...you, Kaguya-kun Mai."

So, all of this is my fault... Hell, Kakashi, has your brain been assimilated by Naruto?How did you come to this conclusion! ?I raised my eyebrows, and the veins on my forehead popped.

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This road has been extremely lively.It's just that this noisy but harmonious scene didn't last long, and when it was within sight, Konoha's iconic green gate could already be seen...

"Squeak - beep -" a familiar inhuman sound came from the distant forest.

"Oh my god, what's that sound!?" Even though the distance was quite far, Naruto was still terrified.He had never heard such a terrible sound in his life, like, like... ahhh, he couldn't think of it!

Forgive the meager amount of ink in Naruto's stomach, even Sakura, the top student in theory, and Sasuke, the chief among the current graduates, can't find a suitable adjective.It can only be said that the sound is definitely not something that a human can make...

Kakashi didn't care how ugly that voice was, but he frowned because of the faint signs of CKL contained in it.But he couldn't think of any ninja tools that used sound waves as a means of attack to make such a similar sound... "Kaguya-kun, take them back to the village, I'll go..."

"I'll go take a look." Before he finished speaking, I signaled Yae to follow them, turned around and rushed into the woods towards the direction of the sound.

This voice, I am afraid that people with amnesia will not forget it...

Under the extreme speed, no matter how far the distance is, it is just a blink of an eye.Stopping on a branch of a tree trunk, I bent down and looked down.

In the clearing in the dense forest, a group of ninjas, led by a middle-aged man wearing a sand ninja forehead guard, curled up in a corner with their ears folded, not daring to take a breath.On the other side, there were only four people in the relatively spacious resting place.The two people, a man and a woman, are holding a white-haired figure that I am no stranger to tremblingly, and another red-haired boy is playing the piccolo in his hand.

I couldn't help sighing, I walked out of the dark side of the shade and jumped down.

In the vigilance of almost everyone showing hostility, I went straight to the only two figures present who were not hostile to me, and greeted: "Jun Malu, do you still know that you have to go out with medicine? And... you The melody has not improved as usual, Gaara."

"Cough, brother..." Jun Malu coughed lightly, covering his mouth and eyes with a guilty conscience.

Compared with that year, the red-haired boy who has grown up a lot just stopped "playing", stared at me for a long time, and suddenly rushed over.

"Oops! Kaguya's brother, run away quickly! Gaara, he can't...kill..." After hearing Junmaro's address to the visitor, the girl with four braids was nervous Unceasingly reminded.However, the unfinished warning in his mouth fell silent at the end... She, she, she read it right!

Burying his head on the chest of the person in his arms, he took a deep breath, and the taste that gradually faded in his memory became vivid again.Gaara squinted his eyes relaxed for the first time in so many years, enjoying the reunion after nearly seven years, and the hug: "...Long time no see." He missed him... After every murder, He will miss him.

Because only then will he remember that he is a "monster" but not alone.

"Well, long time no see." I chuckled in agreement and patted Gaara on the shoulder.The sand in the gourd, which was about to move, obviously still remembered me, so it was sensible not to come out to make trouble.

After so many years, he has also grown taller... However, he is still the kid who hugged me and called "big brother".I let him hold me for a long time, for a long time, no one dared to disturb me, but Jun Malu didn't care.It wasn't until Gaara had enough hugs that I restrained the faint smile on my lips, and said to the leading ninja expressionlessly: "I'll trouble everyone to take care of you... Also, welcome to Konoha."

Without reaching out, I simply showed my identity and said, "I am Konoha Jominin, Kaguya-kun Mai."