Remnant bones

My hand obviously scared quite a few little guys. Of course, the only response to me was the dead silence that I had dreamed of before.

The oppressive atmosphere filled the entire classroom with a strange mood.A group of little ghosts covered their mouths, you looked at me, I looked at you, but no one spoke.Even Sakura, who was planning to impress her new teacher on her, stared at the first "victim" beside her with a stiff expression, wondering if it was worth taking the risk.

Although in theory, I can't let them just spend the whole class in such a quiet and honest manner, and then I can call it a day and get off work very easily.But when it comes to matters involving personal professional fields and professional ethics, it is inevitable... the little bit of perfectionism in my nature suddenly popped up.

It's not my style to stare at a group of little devils. Since I have already stood on this podium, there is no reason to let them go so easily... If I don't produce some results, how can I be worthy of the "special treatment of three generations of adults"? ~However, to break the current stalemate, a leader who is not afraid of death is needed... Or, a little fox.

I chose the target with almost no suspense. I narrowed my eyes, and there was undisguised contempt in my white eyes. I didn't even need to speak. I just kept my eyes on a certain key target for a while when looking around the crowd. One second... the effect immediately appeared.

"I'll do it!" There are many little guys with strong self-esteem, but among them, there is only one who is impulsive and brainless, and who is still alive and dead.

With one foot on the table and one foot on the chair, the Naruto with his head akimbo pretended to be a good boy for half a class, obviously already at his limit.He jumped onto the table first before the other little fellows with the same vigor could speak, and said loudly without learning a lesson: "Of course, before the other party ran far away, he killed that bastard who dared to attack me in one go! I, Uzumaki Naruto, the future Hokage will not be afraid of any enemies... Ouch! Fall, fall~"

The same "weapon" but in a different location this time.The chalk head that accurately hits the red heart leaves only a chalky white mark as proof of completing the task.

"Hmm..." Although it's not painful, but being hit on the acupuncture points with the right aim obviously won't feel good.Naruto grinned while hugging his knees, but he didn't have the guts to get back on the spot.

The place where the knee was hit was numb and sore, and it was very difficult to straighten it for a while.Naruto, who was unable to use half of his leg, fell off the table in an awkward posture because he didn't have time to stabilize his body. He thought he would have an intimate contact with the hard floor, but unexpectedly fell on a soft meat pad.

Looking up, facing Sasuke's all-too-familiar black face, the little fox was taken aback for a moment, then smirked to hide his embarrassment.

However, he tried several times to get up, but all ended in failure. The result of his failure was the ambiguous posture in which he almost pressed his whole body against the other's chest at this moment.

Sasuke's face became even darker, and Sakura, who was always paying attention to this side, had a murderous look in his eyes that was not inferior to that of the battle-tested Jonin.

It's not that he didn't want to push the golden-haired koala away, but unfortunately, his right hand was completely numb from the previous blow.Sasuke, who was overwhelmed for a long time and was pressed on the chair again, unceremoniously gave the idiot fox a sharp look, but because he didn't want to attract attention, he had to grit his teeth and warn in a low voice: "Don't move! Wait for me to hold your hand!" Pull it out and then slide out from the gap on the side and under the table!"

"...I see." Naruto, who was also upset, curled his lips and couldn't help muttering: "It's not that I want to hug you..." It's a pity that no matter how quiet his voice is, if others can't hear it, it doesn't mean that it's the closest to him. That person can't hear it.

Sasuke, whose veins were bursting out, pinched his armpit directly, making him gasp if he didn't dare to cry out. His blue eyes were so painful that they were shrouded in a hazy mist, but he didn't want to be outdone. He stared at the "hand behind the scenes" fiercely.

Ignoring the farce over there, on this side, the tragic ending of the leader made the little hot-blooded ones who were a step behind before shrunk their necks secretly gratefully.

"The table is not for you to step on."

I explained the reason for the punishment in one sentence, and then I opened my mouth to comment on his answer: "It's not impossible to defeat the opponent, but it doesn't apply to you rookies. It's your luck that you didn't get caught. Theoretically, this answer is not Miscalculation... But please remember, this is a medical class, not a tactical class, and 'sending death' is not the ultimate goal of my class for you."

Under the podium, a few little ghosts secretly stuck out their tongues, which obviously coincided with Naruto's thoughts.

"Then, is there anyone else who wants to answer?" I was planning to implement a compulsory policy if no one took the initiative to speak up, but I saw an acquaintance who volunteered and raised his hand: "Haruno Sakura."

"Reporting to the teacher, according to the No.70 Eight Rules of the Ninja, after being injured, the first thing to do is to hide your body and avoid the enemy's sight. After confirming safety, check the injury. If it is seriously injured, you will lose the ability to continue fighting. Then leave a signal to wait for the support of your companions. If you are slightly injured, after self-rescue, you can decide whether to continue the pursuit or return to retreat according to the situation. ——The above.” After carrying a pile of beans like crackling, he closed his eyes and prepared to pour Xiao Sakura, who was prepared, took a deep breath, and after waiting for a while without being attacked, she couldn't help opening her eyes triumphantly.

After confirming that she really survived, she couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and then she smiled at Naruto with anger mixed with provocation.This is just the first step of revenge... How dare she eat 'tofu' in Sasuke-kun's arms, let's see how she fixes him... Uzumaki Naruto!

Naruto shuddered, only felt that the dark circles on his face hurt even more.

"This answer is too theoretical, but there is no mistake in the direction." I motioned the other party to sit down, and I continued: "Facing the situation in the question, the first thing you need to do is to confirm the severity of the injury. Only by considering your own physical condition can you better choose the next battle plan, and once you make a mistake in your judgment, sometimes it is not only your own life that is threatened."

"Ninja is a profession that pays attention to teamwork. It underestimates the seriousness of the injury, and the result of reluctantly participating in the mission is definitely not a help to the team, but more of a hindrance. That kind of person is the idiot among the idiots!" From my point of view, there are definitely not a few idiot rookies who make this mistake among newcomers!Facing the many brats below who were dissatisfied with my words, I sneered in my heart, but I didn't intend to make more excuses.

Some things can only be truly remembered by people who have actually experienced them...

Stop here, don't give those arrogant brats a chance to interrupt, I went straight to the point: "Many times, whether a serious injury is a minor injury can't be judged purely from the surface... For example: the explosive talisman exploded directly in the abdomen, causing severe burns to the abdomen. With the huge impact of being blasted by the explosive symbol, after being pushed out more than ten meters away, it was mounted on a rock, and the back was only partially bruised.

Of these two, which one is seriously injured? "

"It was the one in front at that time! It's all bruised~" Naruto, who had barely crawled out half of his body just now, couldn't help but interjected, and then shivered as if he had a deep understanding.Last time when he was about to boil water for instant noodles, he was accidentally burned by the fire, and it hurt to death~ A group of little guys nodded in agreement.

Sasuke, on the other hand, had a headache and hated himself for taking a step too late. Sure enough, before he could reward that idiot with a shudder, the red-haired little fox returned to someone's embrace again with honor~ "For burns, as long as they are treated in time and there is no infection, they can be treated on the spot. It’s okay to go to the roof to play high-altitude bungee jumping..." The faint blue flames ignited at the fingertips in coordination.The cold halo reflected the overly fair and cold face, and it was indescribably cruel: "Do you want to try it on the spot?"

"Gudu!" Subconsciously swallowed, Naruto shrank into Sasuke's arms without the courage, and now he won't come out even after killing him!

... A worthless dead fox!Sasuke clenched his fist, with veins on his forehead.

"In judging the level of injury, unless the burn area reaches 80.00% or more, the trauma is classified as a minor injury." Burns may be considered serious for ordinary people, but in this world, medical ninjutsu replaces most injuries. In the ninja world of pharmacology, trauma is a piece of cake.In comparison, too much reliance on ninjutsu makes physical therapy too simple, and internal injuries are the real tricky injuries!

Looking at the little fellows below, most of them were dazed and didn't know what to do, while the other small part picked up their notebooks as if waking up from a dream, and began to write in a hurry.Only then did I start to simply classify what I said, and make an outline on the blackboard: "In the second case, the injury after the external force impact did not show on the surface, which made the injury negligible. Severe. In mild cases, it is nothing more than abdominal congestion, and a bottle of traumatic oil is discharged directly from the hospital. In severe cases, ribs are broken and internal organs are damaged...the broken ribs are inserted into the lungs, and finally died of breathlessness on the battlefield or during missions. It is absolutely nothing Rare situation."

"And once you encounter it, unless you are lucky enough to have a medical ninja who has passed the surgery, otherwise, I suggest you kill yourself." With a cold smile on the corner of my lips, I said slowly, not lacking intimidation: "That kind of The feeling of watching yourself stepping into death bit by bit is absolutely...'wonderful', something you would never want to try in your life."

The people present shuddered collectively, shrinking their necks with slightly blue faces.

"Of course, based on your level, the focus of my lectures is on 'mild internal injuries'. Next, I will find five groups of people to come up for practical teaching." My patience, in the conceptual explanation of this pure theory , is always zero.

Recalling the roster that Iruka gave me to see before, and its corresponding performance during school, I quickly listed the list of the five groups of people in my mind: "The following, elementary drug theory Ningji Hinata, Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha, Ino Yamanaka, Hinata Hinata with grades over [-] in class—correspondingly, Rock Lee, Shino Yume, Naruto Uzumaki, Shikamaru Nara with grades below [-] , Inuzuka teeth. In teams of two, the one who fails in each group acts as the 'injured'."

Well, judging from the actual situation, it is true that girls are more talented in this area, and Hinata's family accounts for two...Comparatively speaking, thirty...Among them, Yume Shino and Li Luoke handed in blank papers. Nara Shikamaru missed the exam, and the remaining two are real [stupid idiots]!

"Ah???" The two 'idiots' wailed, and Naruto, who knew my tricks, was about to run away, but Haruno Sakura carried him onto the podium with a smirk.

Handing that stupid fox to Assistant Sasuke, Sakura said to "her Sasuke-kun" affectionately: "Please feel free to rub it as much as you want...Experiment!"

It’s best to have fun with that dead fox ~ hahahahahahaha! ! ! ——Li Ying.

And other little lambs who have seen some of my methods but don't know where the upper limit is, honestly came to the stage.Among them, the unwilling lazy Shikamaru was dragged up by the collar by his partner Ino and Naruto in the same treatment.

"Do you remember how to deal with fractures?" After neatly tying up the sleeves of my kimono, I prepared props and asked a group of top students.

Everyone nodded.

"That's very good, the other five, stretch out your left hand." A group of little ghosts did so without knowing why, but Shikamaru, who sensed something was wrong, was powerless to resist... ready to sacrifice for the homework.

Then, there was a crisp "click", and the five left arms were twisted at a weird angle that was completely impossible for ordinary people, forming a [-]-degree right angle with the ground.

After a while, before the parties could react, Hyuga Hinata in the group rolled her eyes and passed out directly.Immediately afterwards, everyone's expressions changed.And I made a thousand copies on the neck of that brat in Younu's house before that annoying bug came out.

"Follow the requirements in the textbook, and I will check the results after 10 minutes. Those who failed, please go to Muye Hospital after school to make up for it. My health room will not entertain those theorists who only talk on paper. "

He seemed unaware of the seriousness of what he had done.I pulled the chair to the side and sat down, as if attending a tea party, I said leisurely: "Don't worry, with my technique, your bones will definitely be broken easily enough." Half of the muscles and nerves will not be injured.

- "Now, start the timer."

Following my order, the five groups as the vanguard behaved differently.

The "stupid" duo was so frightened that they howled like ghosts and howls, and then found out that there was no pain at all, so they played with it enthusiastically, and did not forget to pose a few poses to show off to others.But he didn't know at all that his future life was already in the hands of his partner... Sasuke smiled sinisterly, not hiding his intention to avenge himself.As for Hinata, it seems that she won't wake up for a while.

Process qualification: slow progress.

Although Sakura was taken aback, she was full of confidence and planned to show her skills.However, although Shino can be said to be the most cooperative of all the "injured patients", the bugs that fall out of the cuffs from time to time after being paralyzed by the special CKL are obviously not very popular with girls.Before the fractured left hand was healed, his right hand followed in the footsteps of his predecessors.

Results evaluation: double the workload.

Among the five groups, the one who made the fastest progress was Rock Li...alone.There was no need for Ning Ci to do anything at all, this hot-blooded watermelon head quickly fixed his left arm with one hand, put a splint on it, and tied a bandage with his skillful technique that did not match his grades.After that, he still showed his big shiny teeth to me proudly, but unfortunately, he seemed to have forgotten that his task was to "injure patients", not to heal them.

Scoring result: Interrupt, start again.

Among them, Nara Shikamaru, who was the object of my observation and "playing with", yawned, while stretching out his severed hand for Ino to fiddle with.Looking at that posture, it seemed that he was going to play chess with the Immortal of the Six Paths at any time, which made me feel a little inexplicable, pulling out the CKL needle on his acupuncture point for a second, and then inserting it back.The pain made him tremble, and it was impossible to fall asleep in a short time.After the continuation of Rock Lee, the group of Nara & Yamanaka also handed in their homework.

Final score: The bow tie is perfect, but it's a pity that it doesn't look good.

The podium was very busy, and the kids below seemed to be watching a spoof thriller.While trembling with fear and laughing, I couldn't help cheering secretly... Fortunately, I was not the one who was unlucky~ Although, they were happy for less than 3 minutes.

"Tiantian, Morimoto... more than ten people are ready." He tilted his head and looked at the blue lambs who seemed to have been sentenced to "death penalty", and slowly narrowed their white eyes, which made people's hearts shudder: "Until the end of class, I'm going to make sure everyone gets on stage and not a single one is missed."

There were screams in the classroom, unfortunately, those who were reduced to the second group fell to the ground and couldn't get up.

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"Today's class ends here." Hearing the bell from outside, I announced very simply: "Hinata Ningji, come to the health room later. Everyone else, get out of class is over."

There was no over-excitement as if he had been beaten with chicken blood in the past, and there were "dead bodies" in the huge classroom.Its powerful resentment is enough to materialize and overflow countless resentful spirits, and the bursts of wailing made the teachers and students passing by the corridor of the classroom all back three feet in fear and detour.

After leaving the door refreshed, the resentment of being unscrupulously squeezed by a dead old man was swept away.It's no wonder that pervert in my previous life's colleague's favorite hobby is to train newcomers in the hospital... Being a teacher is also fun to be a teacher~ Scaring those little lambs who don't know what to do is a new way to relieve stress.

When I found my office, the school health room, according to Iruka's previous description, before the door was opened, a familiar atmosphere inside made me frown.

"pocket."

As expected, holding a stack of documents, the grey-haired smiling fox pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, and greeted him with a smirk: "'First time meeting', Kaguya-kun~"

It's not accidental, what's more, it can be said to be expected.From the moment I took over the position of "Korachan" and moved into Konoha, I knew he would definitely come to me...and it had nothing to do with Orochimaru's order.

After entering the room, I locked the door without any intention of warning the other party.Sitting down on the chair behind the only desk in the room, I tapped on the table with my fingers and gestured very concisely: "Say." As for what to say, I think he knows it himself.

"Oh, I'm helping Senior Kisaragi deliver the materials for the handover. These are all the cases she has taken since she took office, and there are also special record files for individual 'problem students'. As for the purchase cycle and receipts of commonly used drugs, they are under the medicine cabinet. The third drawer of my..." It seemed that he didn't understand the meaning behind my words at all, and he smiled as usual and put the documents in his hand in front of me according to different categories, explaining incessantly.

Although he pretended to be "normal work communication between colleagues", the fake smile on his face was stiffer than ever before.

Since he is not in a hurry, I am not in a hurry either.

Allowing him to convey the work in an orderly manner, I flipped through the case in hand and casually said: "No more? If there is nothing else, the door is over there."

"Of course..." Dou chuckled and nodded, the next moment, the cold tip of the knife touched the vitals of the neck.The arc of the corners of the lips became deeper and deeper, but there was a killing intent that was rarely revealed: "I still have a small 'personal question', I would like to ask Kaguya-kun..."

"You, [betrayed] that person?" The sharp blade pushed forward, and a little scarlet red stood out on the fair skin.

In a corner where there is no one, the undetectable coldness is fleeting.

I glanced there indistinctly, I looked away, I didn't care about the deadly weapon at all, put down the case, tilted my head with interest and asked: "What do you mean? Do you mean joining Akatsuki or becoming Konoha's?" A member... If I say that I have not betrayed, would you believe me?"

"..." There was no answer, and the answer was self-evident for Tou who had never trusted the other party.However, that doesn't mean he doesn't have other avenues to get the answer he wants: "I want your new commitment."

"Nothing new." I refused without hesitation: "I have never violated my promise, whether it is now or in the future."

The conversation between the two fell silent for a while.

After looking at me for a while with brown pupils, he suddenly smiled.He resumed his usual friendly smile, took back the sword in his hand, and scratched his hair in embarrassment: "Oh, I seem to have been bothering you here for too long, so I won't bother you anymore~ I hope Kaguya-kun can live happily in Konoha ~"

"No." Get out if you're fine!The meaning of chasing customers is obvious.

The thick-skinned fox who seems to be in a good mood opened the door tactfully and left.Almost the moment the door closed, a dark figure appeared behind me.

"...Do you want me to 'deal with' him?" On the expressionless and delicate face, there was neither happiness nor sadness, but the eyes were always focused on the bright red spot on my neck.

"It's not necessary." I stretched out my arms to embrace the waist that was relatively slender to me, buried my face in the crescent of his neck, took a deep breath, and said indifferently with satisfaction: "He won't come to me again, There's no need to scare the snake... you're leaving?"

At this time, Kisame has already arrived at the scheduled meeting place... Is he waiting for me to finish class?

"Yeah." Itachi nodded after restraining his murderous aura.He was just curious about what job the third generation had arranged for the other party, so he followed over to take a look... After watching the live broadcast of the entire class from a distance, he couldn't help mourning for those unlucky little devils.

Those things are indeed practical, but for a trainee ninja of this age, it is indeed a bit too exciting, but it is indeed the other party's style.I don't know whether the third generation will regret their original decision after receiving the complaint from the parents of the students... A person's strong revenge psychology is inversely proportional to his first impression.

Although, to satisfy curiosity is only one of the purposes of his coming, as for the other reasons, it is not humane.

"Be careful all the way." I pressed a kiss on his lips, I smiled and let go.

Itachi nodded lightly, hesitated for a while, but still kissed back at the corner of my lips: "Pay attention to your body... Sasuke, please." After that, before I could react, he jumped off the window sill " Flee away."

I couldn't help but stand there in a daze, stroking the corner of my lips in a daze for a long time, only to be instantly revived by the knock on the door.

This is the first time...

"Come in." The soaring pleasure value made me mercifully decide to let him go after seeing the white-eyed boy who forced his composure to walk in.The account of disobedience to the will... We will settle it slowly next time~ I believe that during my tenure, there will never be fewer opportunities like this.

Life in Konoha seems to be much more interesting than expected, I am looking forward to it.