The Hundred Miles Empire of Online Games

Chu Xuanyang has been relatively leisurely recently, making things in the Feitian Palace to sell a lot of money, and occasionally fighting mobs with people from all over the world to practice leveling (of course, with Chu Xuanyang's current high level, he can't gain much experience, it's just a waste of time. long nights).

On a dark and stormy night, Chu Xuanyang suddenly thought that he actually had another apprentice...

The red-crowned crane is a well-behaved apprentice, not much talker, willing to work, but lacks understanding.Chu Xuanyang only taught her a few times. On weekdays, the disciple of the master designer, the red-crowned crane, is just like ordinary players. The two masters and apprentices who should have been in frequent contact have not spoken a few words.

Alas, both are responsible.One is not talkative, and the other has no experience as a master.

Therefore, Chu Xuanyang was the first to realize this problem, and summoned the red-crowned crane with the call button between master and apprentice (why does this sentence look so awkward? It's like calling that crane beast).

The obedient red-crowned crane naturally arrived at the first time...

Chu Xuanyang said to the red-crowned crane, "I am a disciple of the red-crowned crane~ My teacher recently neglected you, don't take it for granted, now my teacher will give you a week-long key tutoring, I hope you can benefit from it."

The red-crowned crane nodded, "Thank you, master."

Chu Xuanyang's sense of accomplishment doubled, the haze of the past few days was swept away, and the apprentices he had accepted were good! (Could it be that you recruited apprentices and asked others to accept them?)

Taking the red-crowned cranes with her, Xuanfeng set off with a big stride.

Cultural innovation comes from social practice, how can you make good works if you can't do it?Therefore, Xuanfeng Feiyang first brought the red-crowned crane to a public toilet on the outskirts of Remus. It is true that since Baili Empire is a simulation game, players will naturally have three urgent problems. Urinary urgency is not a disease, but it can kill people .Then, the Baili Empire placed no less than ten toilets on each map, but these ten toilets had no creativity at all. They were all in the shape of hard white cubes, lifeless, and did not reflect the design talents of the Baili Zaibatsu. excellent.

Chu Xuanyang has been depressed about this matter for a long time. First, he has no experience in designing toilets. Second, his superiors did not issue any tasks. When designing the Baili Empire, no one thought of designing toilets. Now, compared with the magnificent overall scene and fine colors of the Baili Empire, this toilet is a tasteless one.

After confirming that there is no one in this toilet for the time being, Xuanfeng Feiyang enters the toilet (men's toilet, the red-crowned crane reluctantly followed).Then I saw a line of big characters on the wall:

Above: Heroes and heroes of the world bow their heads here

Bottom: A chaste woman in the world comes in and undresses

Horizontal batch: righteousness of heaven and earth

After Xuanfeng Feiyang was a little bit ecstasy from the thunder, he smiled indifferently at the confused red-crowned crane, "It's okay, it's okay, this is a mediocre person, let's find out."

After all, Xuanfeng Feiyang took out a bottle of cleaning agent from the package, and after wiping off the masterpiece, he felt that the toilet was really shameful. Comrade Xuanfeng Feiyang, who was a bit of a cleanliness, pulled the red-crowned crane and left. The toilet is not conducive to inspection.

When she ran to the No. [-] public toilet on Taohua Island, Xuanfeng Feiyang calmed down.This is a downtown area, and the public toilets here must meet the requirements of my inspection. Looking at the huge public toilets in front of me, Xuanfeng smiled happily.

After hanging the red-crowned crane outside the public toilet, Xuan Feng swaggered into the men's toilet.

But see Ruoru:

Above: Open the door of convenience

Next: Solve the worries of stock investors

Hengpi: The Land of All Shit

Above: Most suitable for crooning and shallow singing

Next: Do not bombard indiscriminately

Horizontal batch: pay attention to hygiene

Above: Sit quietly and look for verses

Bottom: Relax and listen to Qingquan

Horizontal Pieces: A Quiet World

...When the words were repeated, Xuanfeng Feiyang was relieved. It turns out that the only difference between the toilets here and other places is that the slogans on the wall are more literary, presumably because they were cultivated in big cities... (sarcasm, sarcasm...)

When Xuanfeng Feiyang wobbled out of the public toilet, no matter how confused the red-crowned crane was, she could feel something. She supported Xuanfeng Feiyang who was on the verge of collapse, and said, "Master, don't you understand those slogans on the wall? Actually It's nothing, let alone public toilets, even our school's toilet door has words such as "Three cannons rang and the city gate opened, and a golden dragon flew out. After the golden dragon, it rained heavily. After the rain, the sky cleared." gone."

Xuanfeng Feiyang was helpless, "I thought these low-level behaviors were much less nowadays, but I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, even in games."

The red-crowned crane shook his head, "It can only be said that our socialist spiritual civilization is not in place, and the backward culture in people's minds has not been completely eliminated. They still love to scribble on the wall subconsciously. People's XX came here many years ago. Haven’t you seen too many in the past? It’s alright, master, what we’re looking at is design…”

Xuanfeng Feiyang turned her head to look at the public toilet, and laughed, "The most important thing in design is the heart. If the things I design will inevitably suffer from people's cruel hands, I would rather not design!"

The red-crowned crane thought for a while and said, "Master, why don't you design a toilet that can alert people?"

Xuan Feng flew like a god, and suddenly woke up...

Chu Xuanyang quickly completed the sketch the next morning and asked his department to hand it over to Gui Jixun. Gui Jixun was preparing for future upgrades, but Chu Xuanyang gave him a toilet design drawing and asked him to Make this work.

Gui Jixun was a little annoyed, but thinking that he hadn't explained to Chu Xuanyang, he was at a loss for a while.

Seeing that the boss was not working anymore, the staff on the side stopped their work one after another. They were almost exhausted these days.

Gui Jixun finally decided not to build a toilet. Compared with the work in hand, the toilet is dispensable.

After Chu Xuanyang heard the news, she was so angry that she didn't even eat lunch. After taking her leave, she returned home and landed in the Baili Empire.

The red-crowned crane was reading a magazine, and when it saw Xuanfeng Feiyang coming, it immediately hid the magazine.

Seeing that this little apprentice had a place to hide himself, Xuanfeng Feiyang's curiosity was aroused all of a sudden, and he took the red-crowned crane's magazine over, and saw that it read:

"Male Intern of the Year Award: Unicom Intern.

He was an intern at China Unicom. One day, an old man approached and immediately said, "Give me a mobile card, okay?" Without looking up, he said, "Master, someone is messing around!"

Award speech: Concisely and concisely demonstrates the fierce competition in wireless communication. "

Xuanfeng Feiyang laughed loudly, "Which year is this news? What is there to hide..." But Xuanfeng Feiyang couldn't continue because he saw the following news: "The Baili Empire turned out to be the Baili Empire. The foundation for promoting the personal spirit of the chaebol.”

Xuanfeng Feiyang was in a hurry, and then looked down, "Xuanfeng Feiyang, August Osmanthus Fragrance is a senior management member of Baili Empire, and has participated in the design of many Baili Empire projects. This is undoubtedly extremely unfair to ordinary players. For this And other incidents, I call on all players to unite and ask the Baili chaebol to give an explanation to the players!"

"Where did you get this newspaper?" Xuanfeng Feiyang immediately asked the red-crowned crane.

"A friend of mine is one of the editors of "Gossip Tabloid". He told me the news after he learned the news. I immediately bought all the news. Master, don't worry, it hasn't spread..." The red-crowned crane said quietly.

Xuanfeng Feiyang felt relieved, "Oh my God! You really found me a good apprentice! Disciple, disciple, how much did you spend? I will give you double as a teacher!" (Someone is rich and powerful)

The red-crowned crane reported a number, which scared the rich and powerful Xuanfeng Feiyang, who didn't expect her apprentice to be a rich lady.

"Why suppress this news for us? Don't you think this news is true?" Xuanfeng Feiyang asked.

The red-crowned crane immediately replied, "No, I think it must be a fake! Although I am not smart, I still have the basic common sense to distinguish. Your skills are all developed by yourself, and you have nothing to do with your profession or company! "

Xuanfeng Feiyang sneered, "It's a pity that the world can't see through it!" Then he laughed loudly, "I didn't expect that I would pick up a treasure!"

The red-crowned crane shyly said, "I know Master is a good person."

Xuanfeng Feiyang nodded, "I am indeed a good person...Little apprentice, remember, if it is gold, it will always be spent; if it is a mirror, it will always reflect light..."