The Hundred Miles Empire of Online Games

As expected of Xiaoqiang who can't be beaten to death, Chu Xuanyang woke up the next day, and when Bailirui joked that he would not be paid if he didn't go to work in the past few days, he still insisted on getting ready to go to work, which made Baili cautious. And Gui Jixun put this account on Bailirui, how innocent Bailirui is, who knew this guy was so innocent?

Chu Xuanyang can't eat for the time being. To be precise, he is still a little dizzy and doesn't feel like eating.

Hanging nutrient solution is actually not bad.

However, Bailijin only had two days to be by Chu Xuanyang's side. Chu Xuanyang complained that Bailijin ran over without knowing the severity, but seeing Bailijin just smiled and said nothing, he didn't say much.

In the Baili Empire, people's comments about Xuanfeng Feiyang's absence that day naturally heated up. Many people said that Xuanfeng Feiyang was too tall to be seen, but some people thought that Xuanfeng Feiyang was because of something that day That's why I couldn't come.

In this regard, August Osmanthus Fragrance didn't say anything, but just did what she should do, except for adding a route after get off work - the Central Hospital.

Chu Xuanyang did not agree to Bailirui's proposal of transferring to another hospital. He thought that there was no difference between this hospital and the medical facilities were quite complete, didn't they?Why do we have to find the best hospital?It's not a serious illness.

Chu Xuanyang, who was used to being poor since he was a child, thought it was a luxury to live in an intensive care unit. When his father died, he was in the general ward. ah……

Many people in the Baili Empire say that Xuanfeng Feiyang is escaping, but in reality, Chu Xuanyang is not a person who likes to evade. He is used to managing love with sincerity, and he is used to relaxing to deal with difficulties at work. face.

He wanted to make a high-profile appearance at the last game player meeting, but unexpectedly, he was hit by a truck.

It wasn't what he expected, so it wasn't his fault.

For the past two days, Bailijin has been by Chu Xuanyang's side, telling jokes.

Bailijin originally searched for jokes on her mobile phone, but who knew that all the jokes came out were pornographic jokes. With the premise of keeping the culture clean, Bailijin didn't plan to miss it.

Chu Xuanyang probably guessed something, smiled, "Read it, read it, we are all adults."

Baili was helpless and began to read, "After a ship crashed, a female passenger and 1 male passengers drifted to a deserted island.

A month later, the woman committed suicide because she felt that what happened this month was so disgusting.

A month later, they decided to bury her because they thought it was too disgusting what had happened that month.

After a month, they decided to dig her out because they thought it was too disgusting what had happened that month.

A month later, God resurrected the woman because he felt that what had happened in the past few months was really disgusting. "

Chu Xuanyang nodded half-understanding, "Continue."

Bailijin had no choice but to continue reading.

"A female first-grade teacher was recently haunted by one of his students. The teacher asked, "What's wrong with you?"

The student replied, "I'm so smart, 3st grade is too easy for me. I'm smarter than my sister, but she's in [-]rd grade. I think I should be in [-]rd grade too!"

The teacher has had enough of him.So she took the students to the principal's office.

She explained the situation of the students to the principal.

The principal suggested that the student should be given a test and that if he got any question wrong, he should stay in the first grade.The teacher agreed.

The student was called into the office, the teacher explained to him what the principal meant, and the student agreed.

Principal: "What is 3 times 3?"

Student: "9"

Principal: "What is 6 times 6?"

Student: "36"

In this way, the principal asked many grade 3 questions, and the students answered them all correctly.

So the principal said to the student's teacher, "I think he can go to the third grade."

The student's teacher said, "Let me ask him a few questions."

Both the principal and the students agreed.

Teacher: "Why does Dongdong Niu have 4 and I only have 2?"

Student: "Legs."

Teacher: "What is it in your pants but not in mine?" (The principal was surprised by the questions asked by the student teacher. Why did she ask these questions, the principal thought.)

Student: "Pockets."

Teacher: "What stuff starts with c, t

Ending, hairy, oval, containing an intoxicating, milky liquid? "The headmaster's eyes were wide open, trying to prevent the teacher from continuing to ask,

The student replied, "Coconut."

Teacher: "What stuff is red and hard when it goes in, but soft and mucus when it comes out?"

Student: "Bubble gum."

Teacher: "What should a man do standing up, a woman sitting down, and a dog do it on three legs?"

Student: "Shake hands."

The teacher thought for a while and said, "Now I'm going to ask you a few "guess what I am" questions, okay?"

Student: "OK!"

Teacher: "You stick me inside me, push me up, prop me up again. And I get wet before that."

Student: "Tent."

Teacher: "Fingers will go into me. You'll play with me when you're upset. The best men will always have me."

Student: "Wedding ring."

Teacher: "There are big and small things that have entered me. When I am uncomfortable, I will drip water. When you blow me, you will feel very comfortable."

Student: "Nose."

Teacher: "I have a hard rod. My head can go into something else. Then the thing will shake all over."

Student: "Arrow."

Teacher: "What words start with f, end with k, and have exciting meanings."

Student: "Firetruck."

The teacher finally finished asking the questions. The principal breathed a sigh of relief, wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "Let the students go to the fifth grade. I got all the ten questions you asked wrong."..."

Chu Xuanyang understood a little bit, and said, "Oh, this student is really amazing..."

Baili was sure that this guy actually didn't know anything, sighed, and continued, "There is an old joke: the little nun took the old nun's urine to go down the mountain for a urine test. But she accidentally spilled it on the way, and she cried. A woman passed by, asked the reason, and gave her a pee. After a few days, the result came out, saying that the old nun was pregnant. The old nun said: These days, even radishes are unreliable.”

Chu Xuanyang understood, "Oh~~So this is called an XX joke~"

Bailijin continued helplessly, "Then what do you think?"

Chu Xuanyang thought for a while, "Actually, I prefer to listen to fairy tales."

Baili let out a sigh, and began to tell fairy tales: "Once upon a time, in a certain village, there lived a girl named Jijiao who had no parents and lived alone at home.

However, there is a young Kikyo who looks for Kikyo every day, I grow up, and I want to marry you.

I want to marry you when I grow up, and the two made an appointment like this.

A few years later, Kikyo has grown into a beautiful young lady and a handsome young man.

The two are lovers.However, in order to catch fish, the young man had to go far away in a big boat.

'It's so sad, I can't live without you,' Kikyo said through tears.

Kikyo!Be sure to wait for me, I will definitely come back Finally came the day when the young man left.

Remember to come back, I am waiting for you to see you and set off towards the sea.

The boat was getting farther and farther away, and Kikyo kept crying.However, the young man who loved Kikyo never came back after ten years.

The more Kikyo looked at the sea, the more sad she became. Therefore, I decided to go to the temple master temporarily to ask me to calm my mind.

Namo Amitabha, if you want to know this, you must first empty your heart and don't be entangled by the marriage in your heart.

Kikyo was determined to do that, but he couldn't forget that young man always ran to the beach.

After decades like this, Kikyo has become an old man.

Looking at the bellflower in the sea, thinking of the young man who never came back, she shed tears.

Pray to God, let my beloved he must come back at this time, the gods appeared.

Kikyo, haven't you endured it until now?God, I want to forget him, but I can't.

Tut tut!You are suffering from waiting, but now you have to give up that Missing Mountain, said Mr. Shenling.

God, no matter what, my heart will not change ah hehe, forget it, God is particularly worried about Kikyo.

God, I can't help being alone all the time, isn't it making you give up that longing?

I want to set a sentence for you not to forget the crime of youth. Kikyo slowly closed her eyes, and her body turned into a flower.

Later, people called the flower bellflower.Bellflower looked at the sea looking for the boy. "

After hearing this, Chu Xuanyang tilted her head, seemingly sleeping but not sleeping, "It's so romantic..."

Baili would like to laugh, "Yang, if it is because of the fate of burial in the previous life that we are allowed to stay together in this life, then the me before I met you must have robbed a lot of tombs in my previous life!"

Chu Xuanyang said in a daze, "Hmm..."

Baili Jin looked at Chu Xuanyang who was already asleep, and smiled softly, "Yang, if we can't be together in this life, then in the next life, you must go to the tomb with me."

(After the sweetness, come back——)

To be honest, this car accident is also fortunate that Baili Empire has a good medical insurance and life insurance system. Chu Xuanyang’s own savings are considered abundant, and it’s OK to stay in a hospital. A buddy once said: If you don’t have medical insurance or life insurance, Don't act bravely after dark...Nowadays, under the expansion, without medical insurance and life insurance, don't drive on the road, or even walk, it's better not to go to the hospital these days, it's just a skin check, a day's check-up is enough to spend a middle salary A month's salary of the class, and the medicines prescribed are either imported or pretend to be imported, which is extremely expensive.

Chu Xuanyang is a thrifty person, so of course he couldn't stand it any longer, and clamored to go home to recuperate after less than 10 days.