The Hundred Miles Empire of Online Games
Chapter 16 Strange plastic surgery
After discussing with Xingyi, Chu Xuanyang decided to go for plastic surgery, which is also a reward for his great contribution to discovering something wrong with the panda.
There is one plastic surgery hospital in every main city, and the one in Moonlight Valley is located inside a big tree.Xingyi was worried that Chu Xuanyang was afraid, so he also paid a handling fee of 100 gold coins to accompany Xuanfeng Feiyang in.
Miss Gui is a beautiful lady, dressed in Tang Dynasty ladies' attire, plump and sexy.Walking all the way in, when entering a large room, a middle-aged woman came over and motioned for the two to sit down first. At this time, a cute little girl followed, probably also for plastic surgery.
"Excuse me, which one of you wants plastic surgery?" The text of NPC plastic surgery Kakayi suddenly appeared on the middle-aged woman's head.
"Ah? It's me." Chu Xuanyang said to NPC Kakayi after recovering.
"Oh, do you want a partial facelift or a full facelift?"
"How's the part? How's the whole?" Xing Yi asked beside him.
"The part is the correction of the facial features or certain parts of the body, and the whole is - the whole replacement!" Kakayi, the plastic surgery NPC, suddenly showed a sinister smile of human trafficking.
"Replace... the whole thing?" Chu Xuanyang became cold.
"Yes, the price is based on the difficulty of the original person and the replacement person. Come on, let's take a closer look." After finishing speaking, the NPC plastic surgery Kaka called up a screen "Men can only be replaced by men (isn't this nonsense?), Enter your face, and compare it with the target conversion price. For example, the left side is your face, and the right side is Wei Jie. You must know that it is true to say that a man is beautiful and seductive, but there are also troubles. During the Wei and Jin Dynasties There is a beautiful man who is watched to death——Wei Jie. Wei Jie is extremely beautiful, as beautiful as a pearl. Once he was surrounded by "fans" when he went out, "the audience is like a wall", look at him The people inside were surrounded by three floors and three floors outside. Wei Jie probably passed out on the spot and died soon after returning home. This is the origin of the allusion "Kan Kill Wei Jie". This tragedy caused by beauty is really It's amazing. But in the game, there are many discounts for being beautiful. In addition to these ancient faces that won't pursue our legal responsibilities, we also have some registered faces that can be used, such as Simiao La and Bai Lirui Lah or something, but usually the price is sky-high, even the richest man in the game, the owner of Xingyi, may not be able to afford it." Kakayi, the NPC plastic surgery, has been nagging, and finally, the screen analysis came out, Xuanfeng The fee for Feiyang to Weijie is - ten zeros after six!
Chu Xuanyang was dumbfounded when she saw it...
"Ah? It's really expensive, why don't I choose a low-level one." After finishing speaking, the NPC plastic surgery Kaka brought out Zhuge Liang's face, "Hey, this is a smart handsome man, come on, let us wait analyze."
The screen analysis shows that the cost for Xuanfeng Feiyang to transfer to Zhuge Liang is - four followed by nine zeros.
Chu Xuanyang looked at it and was dumbfounded...
"Ah! Let's call another..."
……
Chu Xuanyang looked at it and was lost...
"Ah! Let's adjust it again..."
……
Chu Xuanyang looked at it and was in despair...
I kept tuning and watching, and finally, after calling out Zhong Kui's face, the screen analysis finally had a number that I could bear, [-].
Chu Xuanyang pulled Xingyi, "Let's go, forget it, anyway, the face in the game is not real."
Xingyi thought for a while, "Why don't you find my cousin?"
Chu Xuanyang was taken aback, "It's not good, use your private power."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, people want to change into Simiao's face!" The cute girl who came in together just now shouted.
"Sorry, miss, girls can only change girls' faces. Look, there are many beauties from ancient times and today, including Xi Shi, Diao Chan, Wang Zhaojun, and Yang Yuhuan."
"No, no, no! I want Simiao's!" The cute girl refused to leave after saying that.
"Hey, it's another manager's fanatical fans." Chu Xuanyang sighed.
"Hehe, by the way, why don't we do partial work." Xing Yi suddenly thought.
"That's right!" Xuanfeng Feiyang seemed to have rekindled hope for life.
When I showed my face to the plastic surgeon, the NPCs became dizzy and shouted "program error, program error..." After M and GM corrected it, all NPCs finally returned to normal.Before Chu Xuanyang cut off the hair in front of his face, he was worried about scaring the NPC barber again, so he covered his face with a towel.The hair stylist gave Chu Xuanyang a popular short haircut, and the plastic surgeon covered the face under the eyes with a towel when doing the eye surgery, and covered the mouth when doing the nose surgery... After finishing the mouth, Chu Xuanyang finally It’s normal, but that sum spent all Chu Xuanyang’s savings in the game, and even borrowed hundreds of thousands from Xingyi. Transfer the money to him the next day.Xingyi also knew Chu Xuanyang's stubbornness, so she didn't insist anymore.
When I asked Simiao why there was such a big price difference between the overall plastic surgery and partial plastic surgery, Simiao smiled strangely, "Soundingly speaking, it's because the registration fees for celebrities are relatively high. Although some of them are ancient celebrities, what about intellectual property rights?" I still have to pay attention, lest they come out of the grave to settle accounts with me; but, what is the real reason - think about it, if the price is low, the same face is running all over the street, and I can even see it My own face, this feeling, no matter how you think about it, it’s uncomfortable, isn’t it?” After finishing speaking, Simiao smiled at Chu Xuanyang, and then buried his head in processing the documents.
Chu Xuanyang trembled for a while, sure enough, her manager and president are not human...
Playing the game again that night, Chu Xuanyang was finally able to hold his head high and be a man (he used to hold his head high...).Singing that today is a good day, Chu Xuanyang happily went to Yinge City to report.
"Although you are a toothache! Don't feel sorry for yourself. Toothyness is good! Toothyness can dig sweet potatoes, cover your chin when it rains, drink tea to block tea dregs, and use a knife and fork for a picnic. Don't you think that toothyness is amazing?" As soon as he entered the city gate, he saw the fierce god comforting a little girl. Chu Xuanyang took a closer look, ha, isn't this the cute girl who wants to be replaced by Simiao?How can the good teeth turn into buck teeth after a day of not seeing each other?
"Woo~ damn plastic surgery hospital, if you can't do it, you can't do it, why did you lie to me and drive me out with buck teeth... Call the GM and say it's not in the scope of acceptance, but I will ask the relevant department to check... Everyone knows that the most expensive thing is now. Weird, the most irresponsible department is the relevant department! Woo~~" The cute girl kept complaining, but because of her buck teeth, her voice always felt a little strange.
Oh, maybe it's a little clearer.Chu Xuanyang imitated Simiao's smile with a sinister smile.It seems that this girl is dumb and can't tell the pain of eating coptis.
"Ah? Is that unreasonable? Little sister, don't cry, brother will go with you to ask for an explanation." The fierce god was filled with righteous indignation after hearing this, and dragged the lovely girl to the plastic surgery hospital.
"No! Mom said you can't go with strangers!" The cute girl stared at the fierce god with big watery eyes.
"Ah? But my brother is a good person. Look, there are good people's certificates." After finishing speaking, the fierce god took out a book with a good person's certificate from his bag, opened it, and there were photos and words of the fierce god in it: Fierce god, Born on the **** day of **** month, verified by the Baili Empire, this person is really a good person!
"Cut~ There are 2 gold coins in the Moonlight Valley Market, are you cheating on me?" The cute girl insisted not to be fooled.
"Fierce God, what are you doing?" Suddenly, August Osmanthus came out of the city, and Chu Xuanyang hurriedly found a big tree to hide (Khan, who can recognize who after plastic surgery?).
"Ah? Boss, the heavens are unfair to this little girl. I want to go with her to seek justice from the system, but this little girl doesn't believe that I am a good person!" The fierce spirit stared at Bayue Guihuaxiang flickeringly.
"If I had to, I wouldn't believe that you are a good person!" August Gui Huaxiang obviously did not receive the pitiful breath of the evil spirit "What happened?" August turned to ask the cute girl.
The cute girl hula-hula told the story. Obviously, the cute girl is much warmer to the fragrance of the osmanthus than to the fierce god. Face, face~
"Oh, that's it... It's really a bit unreasonable. I'll go and have a look later, don't worry."
"Yeah, thank you, big brother. My name is Tian Lingling. This is my business card!" After handing over the business card with adoring eyes, August Gui Huaxiang accepted it but did not return her business card to Tian Lingling. It made Tian Lingling a little embarrassed.
"Okay, let's go, the construction of Drinking Song City is really good, Xingyi is also a character, but I really don't understand why an ugly man in a cloak is put in the position of deputy head, it seems that Xingyi is also a person who uses his own ideas " August Gui Huaxiang finished speaking and left Drinking Song City, and the three attendants, Fierce God, Evil Sha and Yi Shuang Diao, followed immediately.
Watching August Osmanthus Fragrance and others leave, Chu Xuan kicked the stones on the ground vigorously, "Damn it, Ah Jin is so arrogant, I am quite useful, okay?" Looking at her task of becoming a master It's 100 bonus suits, 100 bonus weapons, and 100 bonus accessories. It's not a lot, but it's not a lot. I secretly made up my mind to make August Osmanthus regret her attitude towards her. Chu Xuan is arrogant Walk into the city of drinking songs with high spirits.
"Well, this one, please ask if the one who just walked out is the No. [-] Eighth Osmanthus Fragrance in the rank list?" Shui Lingling suddenly stopped Xuanfeng Feiyang.
Chu Xuanyang paused for a moment, then hummed angrily.
Shui Lingling suddenly became excited, "Really? You read it right? It's really the fragrance of osmanthus? Wow!! Idol, idol! My sister and I like him the most, that kind of momentum, that kind of courage!"
Chu Xuanyang ignored Shui Lingling, who was committing a nympho, and walked into the City of Drinking Songs.
There is one plastic surgery hospital in every main city, and the one in Moonlight Valley is located inside a big tree.Xingyi was worried that Chu Xuanyang was afraid, so he also paid a handling fee of 100 gold coins to accompany Xuanfeng Feiyang in.
Miss Gui is a beautiful lady, dressed in Tang Dynasty ladies' attire, plump and sexy.Walking all the way in, when entering a large room, a middle-aged woman came over and motioned for the two to sit down first. At this time, a cute little girl followed, probably also for plastic surgery.
"Excuse me, which one of you wants plastic surgery?" The text of NPC plastic surgery Kakayi suddenly appeared on the middle-aged woman's head.
"Ah? It's me." Chu Xuanyang said to NPC Kakayi after recovering.
"Oh, do you want a partial facelift or a full facelift?"
"How's the part? How's the whole?" Xing Yi asked beside him.
"The part is the correction of the facial features or certain parts of the body, and the whole is - the whole replacement!" Kakayi, the plastic surgery NPC, suddenly showed a sinister smile of human trafficking.
"Replace... the whole thing?" Chu Xuanyang became cold.
"Yes, the price is based on the difficulty of the original person and the replacement person. Come on, let's take a closer look." After finishing speaking, the NPC plastic surgery Kaka called up a screen "Men can only be replaced by men (isn't this nonsense?), Enter your face, and compare it with the target conversion price. For example, the left side is your face, and the right side is Wei Jie. You must know that it is true to say that a man is beautiful and seductive, but there are also troubles. During the Wei and Jin Dynasties There is a beautiful man who is watched to death——Wei Jie. Wei Jie is extremely beautiful, as beautiful as a pearl. Once he was surrounded by "fans" when he went out, "the audience is like a wall", look at him The people inside were surrounded by three floors and three floors outside. Wei Jie probably passed out on the spot and died soon after returning home. This is the origin of the allusion "Kan Kill Wei Jie". This tragedy caused by beauty is really It's amazing. But in the game, there are many discounts for being beautiful. In addition to these ancient faces that won't pursue our legal responsibilities, we also have some registered faces that can be used, such as Simiao La and Bai Lirui Lah or something, but usually the price is sky-high, even the richest man in the game, the owner of Xingyi, may not be able to afford it." Kakayi, the NPC plastic surgery, has been nagging, and finally, the screen analysis came out, Xuanfeng The fee for Feiyang to Weijie is - ten zeros after six!
Chu Xuanyang was dumbfounded when she saw it...
"Ah? It's really expensive, why don't I choose a low-level one." After finishing speaking, the NPC plastic surgery Kaka brought out Zhuge Liang's face, "Hey, this is a smart handsome man, come on, let us wait analyze."
The screen analysis shows that the cost for Xuanfeng Feiyang to transfer to Zhuge Liang is - four followed by nine zeros.
Chu Xuanyang looked at it and was dumbfounded...
"Ah! Let's call another..."
……
Chu Xuanyang looked at it and was lost...
"Ah! Let's adjust it again..."
……
Chu Xuanyang looked at it and was in despair...
I kept tuning and watching, and finally, after calling out Zhong Kui's face, the screen analysis finally had a number that I could bear, [-].
Chu Xuanyang pulled Xingyi, "Let's go, forget it, anyway, the face in the game is not real."
Xingyi thought for a while, "Why don't you find my cousin?"
Chu Xuanyang was taken aback, "It's not good, use your private power."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, people want to change into Simiao's face!" The cute girl who came in together just now shouted.
"Sorry, miss, girls can only change girls' faces. Look, there are many beauties from ancient times and today, including Xi Shi, Diao Chan, Wang Zhaojun, and Yang Yuhuan."
"No, no, no! I want Simiao's!" The cute girl refused to leave after saying that.
"Hey, it's another manager's fanatical fans." Chu Xuanyang sighed.
"Hehe, by the way, why don't we do partial work." Xing Yi suddenly thought.
"That's right!" Xuanfeng Feiyang seemed to have rekindled hope for life.
When I showed my face to the plastic surgeon, the NPCs became dizzy and shouted "program error, program error..." After M and GM corrected it, all NPCs finally returned to normal.Before Chu Xuanyang cut off the hair in front of his face, he was worried about scaring the NPC barber again, so he covered his face with a towel.The hair stylist gave Chu Xuanyang a popular short haircut, and the plastic surgeon covered the face under the eyes with a towel when doing the eye surgery, and covered the mouth when doing the nose surgery... After finishing the mouth, Chu Xuanyang finally It’s normal, but that sum spent all Chu Xuanyang’s savings in the game, and even borrowed hundreds of thousands from Xingyi. Transfer the money to him the next day.Xingyi also knew Chu Xuanyang's stubbornness, so she didn't insist anymore.
When I asked Simiao why there was such a big price difference between the overall plastic surgery and partial plastic surgery, Simiao smiled strangely, "Soundingly speaking, it's because the registration fees for celebrities are relatively high. Although some of them are ancient celebrities, what about intellectual property rights?" I still have to pay attention, lest they come out of the grave to settle accounts with me; but, what is the real reason - think about it, if the price is low, the same face is running all over the street, and I can even see it My own face, this feeling, no matter how you think about it, it’s uncomfortable, isn’t it?” After finishing speaking, Simiao smiled at Chu Xuanyang, and then buried his head in processing the documents.
Chu Xuanyang trembled for a while, sure enough, her manager and president are not human...
Playing the game again that night, Chu Xuanyang was finally able to hold his head high and be a man (he used to hold his head high...).Singing that today is a good day, Chu Xuanyang happily went to Yinge City to report.
"Although you are a toothache! Don't feel sorry for yourself. Toothyness is good! Toothyness can dig sweet potatoes, cover your chin when it rains, drink tea to block tea dregs, and use a knife and fork for a picnic. Don't you think that toothyness is amazing?" As soon as he entered the city gate, he saw the fierce god comforting a little girl. Chu Xuanyang took a closer look, ha, isn't this the cute girl who wants to be replaced by Simiao?How can the good teeth turn into buck teeth after a day of not seeing each other?
"Woo~ damn plastic surgery hospital, if you can't do it, you can't do it, why did you lie to me and drive me out with buck teeth... Call the GM and say it's not in the scope of acceptance, but I will ask the relevant department to check... Everyone knows that the most expensive thing is now. Weird, the most irresponsible department is the relevant department! Woo~~" The cute girl kept complaining, but because of her buck teeth, her voice always felt a little strange.
Oh, maybe it's a little clearer.Chu Xuanyang imitated Simiao's smile with a sinister smile.It seems that this girl is dumb and can't tell the pain of eating coptis.
"Ah? Is that unreasonable? Little sister, don't cry, brother will go with you to ask for an explanation." The fierce god was filled with righteous indignation after hearing this, and dragged the lovely girl to the plastic surgery hospital.
"No! Mom said you can't go with strangers!" The cute girl stared at the fierce god with big watery eyes.
"Ah? But my brother is a good person. Look, there are good people's certificates." After finishing speaking, the fierce god took out a book with a good person's certificate from his bag, opened it, and there were photos and words of the fierce god in it: Fierce god, Born on the **** day of **** month, verified by the Baili Empire, this person is really a good person!
"Cut~ There are 2 gold coins in the Moonlight Valley Market, are you cheating on me?" The cute girl insisted not to be fooled.
"Fierce God, what are you doing?" Suddenly, August Osmanthus came out of the city, and Chu Xuanyang hurriedly found a big tree to hide (Khan, who can recognize who after plastic surgery?).
"Ah? Boss, the heavens are unfair to this little girl. I want to go with her to seek justice from the system, but this little girl doesn't believe that I am a good person!" The fierce spirit stared at Bayue Guihuaxiang flickeringly.
"If I had to, I wouldn't believe that you are a good person!" August Gui Huaxiang obviously did not receive the pitiful breath of the evil spirit "What happened?" August turned to ask the cute girl.
The cute girl hula-hula told the story. Obviously, the cute girl is much warmer to the fragrance of the osmanthus than to the fierce god. Face, face~
"Oh, that's it... It's really a bit unreasonable. I'll go and have a look later, don't worry."
"Yeah, thank you, big brother. My name is Tian Lingling. This is my business card!" After handing over the business card with adoring eyes, August Gui Huaxiang accepted it but did not return her business card to Tian Lingling. It made Tian Lingling a little embarrassed.
"Okay, let's go, the construction of Drinking Song City is really good, Xingyi is also a character, but I really don't understand why an ugly man in a cloak is put in the position of deputy head, it seems that Xingyi is also a person who uses his own ideas " August Gui Huaxiang finished speaking and left Drinking Song City, and the three attendants, Fierce God, Evil Sha and Yi Shuang Diao, followed immediately.
Watching August Osmanthus Fragrance and others leave, Chu Xuan kicked the stones on the ground vigorously, "Damn it, Ah Jin is so arrogant, I am quite useful, okay?" Looking at her task of becoming a master It's 100 bonus suits, 100 bonus weapons, and 100 bonus accessories. It's not a lot, but it's not a lot. I secretly made up my mind to make August Osmanthus regret her attitude towards her. Chu Xuan is arrogant Walk into the city of drinking songs with high spirits.
"Well, this one, please ask if the one who just walked out is the No. [-] Eighth Osmanthus Fragrance in the rank list?" Shui Lingling suddenly stopped Xuanfeng Feiyang.
Chu Xuanyang paused for a moment, then hummed angrily.
Shui Lingling suddenly became excited, "Really? You read it right? It's really the fragrance of osmanthus? Wow!! Idol, idol! My sister and I like him the most, that kind of momentum, that kind of courage!"
Chu Xuanyang ignored Shui Lingling, who was committing a nympho, and walked into the City of Drinking Songs.
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