The whole world is afraid of me reciting poems[UK]

Ever since she accidentally transformed back into a python body today and broke free from the shackles of a human form, Mary Su was too excited and accidentally broke Susu's things.

Looking at the expressionless Susu, Mary Su felt that because she was so well-behaved, Susu definitely wouldn't care about these things.

With the thought that it must be okay for her to be so obedient, Mary, who could not speak human words after turning back into a python, shook her tail, vomited snake letters, and put her head close to Susu, "Hiss~"

——When Mary was wagging her tail, the TV set that broke in half not far away turned into... four halves.

Seeing Mary who was unaware, Susu patted the head of the snake that came closer, and when the other party spat out the snake letter again and was about to lick her face, she avoided the other party's snake letter with a deadpan expression. And under his puzzled and blank gaze, he turned around calmly and went to the study.

After Susu came out of the study and closed the door of the study, Mary appeared in front of her with one more thing in her hand—a feather duster.

Susu specially brought the feather duster for the books she brought over from a long distance.

Now, this feather duster, which is usually only used to clean up dust, has a new role.

Holding the feather duster upside down, the expressionless Susu raised her eyes and slowly smiled at Mary in front of her, "Mary, can you change back to human form?"

Mary shook her head and told Susu that she couldn't do it.

"Really?" Su Su, who kept smiling, tilted her head lightly.

Under Susu's quiet gaze, Mary, whose snake skin was inexplicably tight, stopped shaking her head. For some reason, and she didn't know what she had to do to turn back into a human body, she nodded at Susu. Tap your own snake head.

Then, under Susu's gaze, the scales on Mary's body gradually faded at a speed visible to the naked eye, and the black scales gradually became transparent and disappeared.

But after a while, the giant python occupying the entire living room disappeared, and what appeared in front of Susu was a naked/naked/naked woman looking at her blankly.

Looking at the naked/naked Mary, without waiting for the other party to respond, she spit out the correct Chinese from Susu's lips, "Keep firmly on the green hills, and the roots are in the broken rocks.①"

As Susu's words fell, Mary, who originally wanted to throw herself into Susu's arms, suddenly found that she couldn't even move her eyes.

Mary Sue: "...Hiss?"

Although Mary Su has transformed into a human form, her skin is still not as tough as ordinary humans. After realizing that the feather duster would break if hit, Susu immediately began to read a poem in Chinese that Mary could not understand, "Desire Crossing the Yellow River, which is blocked by ice, will climb the Taihang Mountains covered with snow.②”

Mary, who couldn't even move her eyeballs, completely lost all resistance.

Under Mary Su's aggrieved and blank gaze, Susu, whose lips were slightly hooked, raised the feather duster in her hand, and taught Mary how to make a snake with practical actions.

"Do you know what's wrong?"

Snapped!

"...I got it QAQ." Mary, who couldn't move or resist, vomited the snake letter aggrievedly. She didn't know where she was wrong, and she obediently admitted her mistake.

——Susu is so fierce.

——She is so well-behaved, why do you want to kill her?

"Do you dare next time?"

Snapped!

"...Don't dare to hiss~" Unconsciously "hissed", Mary was extremely wronged.

Facing this snake that actively admits its mistakes but doesn’t know where it is wrong at all, Susu’s raised hand suddenly couldn’t go down. She once again regretted her whim at the time—raising a snake, especially a half-stupid one. Not a stupid snake, it really is a troublesome thing.

Susu, who was too lazy to continue teaching, sighed softly, and put down her raised hand.

She casually threw the feather duster in her hand aside, "I won't beat you up, go to the balcony and think about it." As she spoke, Susu read a sentence, "There will be times when the wind and the waves cleave, hang the clouds and sail directly to help the sea ③", and relieved Mary. Without the restrictions, he raised his chin at Mary, pointed to the direction of the balcony, and at the same time put his coat on Mary.

"You forgive me?" Marie, who was wearing Susu's coat, asked tentatively.

Su Su gave a light "En" and was licked by the excited Mary.

Wiping her face expressionlessly, Susu looked up at Mary, "After getting dressed, go face the wall."

"it is good."

Mary, who didn't bear any grudges against Su Su, vomited a snake letter, put on her clothes very obediently, and went to the balcony to think about it as Su Su ordered.

After closing the glass door of the balcony, looking at Mary who was squatting in the corner of the balcony, carefully observing the succulents raised on the balcony and thinking about whether it was edible, Susu pressed her throbbing temples, and finally made a decision.

Forget it, so be it.

Standing in the messy living room, Susu rubbed her face and recited the poem again, "Reunite after a broken mirror, divide the hairpins and join the tin, and find the embroidered pearls and foils again.④"

After Susu finished speaking, the living room, which had been destroyed by Mary, changed at a speed visible to the naked eye.

As if going back in time, the chandelier that fell to the ground returned to its original shape and returned to the ceiling; the TV set that had turned into four halves was hung back on the wall intact; The sofa in the same shape returned to its original state... The chaotic and messy living room changed back to the appearance when Susu went out today, as if she had never been ravaged by a python at all.

After the living room was restored to its original state, Susu, who finally had a foothold, leaned on the sofa.

Sitting on the sofa, she pressed her temples with a pale face.After staying feeling better, Susu called a phone number she thought she would never call.

She'd rather deal with people she didn't want to deal with than have a half-dumb snake that occasionally got her into trouble or posed uncertain dangers.

On the other end of the phone, Bruce Wayne, who saw the caller ID, was silent for a moment. After confirming that the person calling him was indeed Susu, he narrowed his eyes slightly and rejected the invitation of his female companion with a smile, walking through the lively crowd , After walking to the quiet and deserted balcony, Bruce Wayne answered the phone.

No matter how Bruce Wayne guessed, he didn't expect that the first sentence Susu said to him would be—"Boss, please help!"

After a moment of silence, Bruce Wayne lowered his eyes, "What's the matter?"

Leaning on the sofa, Susu told the other party that she had picked up a snake that had become a spirit, and asked the other party for help on how to place the snake.

In addition, Susu also reminded the other party of one thing, and dug a pit for the other party who was destined to jump, "If my judgment is correct, the snake I picked up should have escaped from the laboratory. What is the experimental content of that laboratory... I don't know."

Glancing at Mary Su who was squatting in the corner of the balcony, Susu pinched the bridge of her nose, rejected the other party's invitation again, and after wishing the other party a smooth cooperation with the Avengers, she happily threw the trouble to Bruce Wayne, who will never ignore it.

After getting the promise from the other party, and confirming that she only needs to raise Mary for a few more days before the "troublesome" person comes to the door, Susu hangs up the phone neatly.

Bruce Wayne on the other end of the phone: "..." The feeling that the bridge was demolished before the river crossed, shouldn't be his illusion, right?

She didn't know or care about what Bruce Wayne thought. For the sake of her apartment, Susu, who didn't want to continue raising snakes, also gave up her original idea of ​​raising a husky.With crooked eyebrows, after finishing the call with Bruce Wayne, she opened the chat page with Bruce Wayne's girlfriend, Bai Shirt, on the question "When will you break up with Bruce Wayne", She asked about her dear and loving high school classmates, and said very happily—[When you and Bruce Wayne broke up, remember to tell me, I will treat you to dinner. 】

Compared with her, Bai Shirt is a completely ordinary person, and also an ordinary person who doesn't know Bruce Wayne's "Batman" identity at all.

There is absolutely no result between Bruce Wayne, whose life is always thrilling, and an ordinary white shirt without any self-protection ability.

And to some extent, Bruce Wayne is actually a "scumbag".

What's more, there is deception and concealment between them.

Between Bruce Wayne and Bai Shirt, there is no result.

That being the case, it's better to end it early.

With this in mind, Mr. Susu asked Baishan when he would break up with Bruce Wayne while joking, half in joke and half in sincerity.

Unfortunately, the effect is not good.

'White is not white: why do you always want me to break up with Bruce baby? '

Whether it was for the sake of Bai Shirt or expecting Bruce Wayne to tell Bai Shirt personally, Susu chose to remain silent. At the same time, because of the promise she made to Bruce, she never revealed Bruce Wayne's other identity. Tell each other.Facing the white shirt's question, Susu, who was leaning on the sofa, tilted her head and typed out her reply word by word, but did not tell the other party the real reason.

【Susu has a Mary Sue dream: because——you are mine (laughs). 】

'Baibai is not a white shirt: Do you still remember that you also have a boyfriend? '

[Susu has a Mary Sue dream: I remember, but this does not prevent me from prying Bruce's corner. 】

'Baibai is not a white shirt:...'

Once again, Susu was successfully blacklisted by Bai Shirt.

Looking at the chat page where messages could not be sent, Susu couldn't help blinking, and decided to ask the other party the question "what is it like to be someone's future stepmother" next time, and put away her phone calmly.

Standing up, looking out the window, Susu, who realized that it was about to rain, sighed softly, opened the balcony door, and said to a wronged snake who had been squatting in the corner of the balcony and hadn't moved, "Your facing the wall is over, go to sleep."

After spitting out the snake letter, spit out the meaty residue that was not tasty, Mary, who was crouching in the corner with her face in her hands, answered, followed Susu obediently, and walked out of the balcony.

Watching Mary enter the room she prepared for her, ignoring the messy room behind Mary, Susu, who was leaning against the door, rubbed Mary's head, "Go to bed early, I'm going to visit my mentor tomorrow. You A snake, remember to be good at home, otherwise—" Susu narrowed her eyes, and smiled lightly, "I really don't want you."

Mary, who was frightened by Susu's words, nodded obediently, saying that she would have no problem with a snake at home tomorrow, and Susu must never let her go.

However, Mary, who had promised well, regretted it the next day.

Looking at Mary, who was holding her thigh and was about to go with her, Su Sudi regretted how many times she had "showed kindness".

She thought that if she shook her head at that time, she might be able to hear the sound of water shaking.