"Married" to a rich woman [entertainment]

While the people in the public relations department were bothering, Zheng Yunhao did nothing else, just leaned against the bedside with Lin Miao to relax...

After playing Xiaoxiaole all night, both of them were not in good spirits. Zheng Yunhao cooked two packs of instant noodles early the next morning. Come.

It was almost six o'clock in the evening, Zheng Yunhao received a reminder call from his friends, and he couldn't hide his sleepy voice, which caused the group of bachelors to boo.

"Ouch~ Our younger brother is really hardworking, working hard day and night, I don't think there is anything else for the wedding gift, so I will buy you a kidney treasure, and make up for it."

"What nonsense, we played games all night last night..." There was no serious word in his mouth, Zheng Yunhao didn't want to bring his pure and flawless little wife to meet them, he would be spoiled.

"Okay, okay, we understand, just play games when you play games. I have nothing else to do with you, just to remind you to get up and get ready, it's time to meet soon."

"I know."

Although staying up all night, the benefits of youth can be shown at this time. Lin Miao is young enough to stay up all night as if nothing happened. Even in the second half of the night, she became more energetic and her eyes felt green. If Zheng Yunhao hadn't forced her According to her to sleep, it is estimated that she will not stop, and she will be full of energy when she wakes up~

And Zheng Yunhao was almost there. Although he is not very old, he has always been working very hard. His body looks strong, but he is actually weak. When he sleeps, he feels like a lump...

After forcibly filling two cups of instant coffee, he took Lin Miao out to meet his friends when he felt better.

It was very cold at night in December, Zheng Yunhao still found a couple outfit to go out with Lin Miao, he just wanted to torture those single dogs to death~

The meeting place is the same as before. It is a restaurant opened by the members of 85line. I originally wanted to eat Japanese food, but there are too many men, and I can’t get enough to eat Japanese food. The barbeque bar is smoky. For Chinese food, good restaurants can’t be reserved. When we arrived at the location, the ones we could get an appointment with were very delicious, so we decided to eat some home-cooked dishes, both spicy and not spicy.These are a group of people who live in a foreign land, and occasionally want to eat some local dishes.

Koreans don’t like to use round tables, because there are too many people, and the small table can only go down a long side. Zheng Yunhao chose to sit among male and female gay friends. He leaned on the male friend and let Lin Miao lean on the female friend. His female friends in 85line are still very reliable.

"What kind of wine to drink?" The host's son Shiren asked his mother suddenly, then turned around.

Looking at his friend's mother, knowing that this mother has always been fond of him, Zheng Yunhao acted cutely: "I have to drive at night, don't drink, drink Coke."

"It's better to find a substitute driver, Mom, don't listen to him, serve soju and a case of beer."

It's a pity that my mother has been confused by the well-behaved Zheng Yunhao, but she feels that her son is ignorant, "Yunhao drinking alcohol is bad for your health, so you can't drink it, drink coke honestly."

"Why don't you say Coca-Cola Spermicide?"

Hey, hey, there are still a lot of girl papers here!Is this really good?

But who is the mother, and some talk to the son, "It's good to kill more, anyway, you don't have a girlfriend, and you can save a toilet cleaning fee."

"..." There is no way to have a pleasant conversation, mom!

The others are already laughing stupidly, other people's mothers are always so funny, this is too embarrassing.

Sun Haojun clutched his stomach and tried to save him, "But Yunhao has a wife, so he can't drink Coke."

"Then you can't even drink alcohol. People who drink alcohol are prone to mental retardation. Then... orange juice."

"..." He lifted a rock and shot himself in the foot, let alone drinking this time.

As long as he doesn't drink, it's fine. Zheng Yunhao doesn't drink well, and he's especially easy to get on his face. After drinking, he likes to be dazed.

A lot of dishes have been prepared long ago. After my mother went out, she served many more one after another. Zheng Yunhao was worried, so he told her whether the dish was spicy or not, and whether it was okay to eat. After talking, he could continue to meet friends questioning.

Lin Miao didn't talk much, and although he didn't participate in their conversations very much, being in this noisy box was not against harmony at all, on the contrary, he had a sense of presence.

Because it's so beautiful...

Pretty and quiet, fully in line with the standards of a lady, and also fully in line with the personality of a good wife and mother, the first impression is quite deep.

This group of people are not netizens who don’t know anything, they are Zheng Yunhao’s friends, no matter how they know that he couldn’t have known his current wife three months ago, they were with him day and night three months ago, just because he was afraid that he would not want to commit suicide , May I ask how he fell in love with a girl behind his back among a group of men?

So there must be something hidden.

There is nothing to hide about this secret, Zheng Yunhao simply told the story of the two from meeting to getting married, it seems very long, right?

In fact, it's very simple to say, just go out for a walk in the middle of the night and meet, feel good and get married...

Can you pick up a wife for nothing with just a walk?

How about going for a walk together someday?Collectively pick up wives for nothing :-)

"I told you that you were going to Switzerland, so I asked you to bring me a watch. I heard that it is cheaper to buy it abroad than at home." Men love luxury cars and famous watches, and Swiss watches are even more famous. Buying one and wearing it is particularly rewarding. .

Speaking of this, Zheng Yunhao quickly waved his hand to tell him to stop talking, "You asked me to take it with me, and I didn't take it. I thought so too at the time. After I went to see it, I found that the ones sold in Switzerland are more expensive than those in China. You are still in China. buy it."

"..." This is different from what I heard.

"My wife said that the tax in Switzerland is high, so the luxury goods sold are more expensive than those in neighboring countries, and the price is similar to that in our country. And they usually take the train to Germany, France and Italy, which are bordering on the border, where they are cheaper."

"Then wait for you to go shopping for me."

"..." Purchasing...Is it okay if I don't tell you before I go?

Zheng Yunhao's problem is that he is not willing to buy without a discount. If it is necessary, he will buy it without a discount, but luxury goods are not necessities. It's not necessary anymore.If you buy something cheap, even if you spend money, you still have the mentality of earning money. If it’s not cheap, you don’t want to spend the money.Even when Lin Miao asked him if he wanted to take the train to Germany to buy it, he refused, even though taking the train to Germany is really very close~ It was originally a spur of the moment, and he didn't want to spend money when he calmed down.

"When will the wedding be held?" the relatives asked but consciously calculated for them, "This year must be too late, it will be December in two days, wearing a wedding dress will freeze to death, no matter what, we have to wait until the beginning of next year when the spring is slightly warmer .”

"It will probably look like next spring, March earlier, and May later." As for why it is not April, of course it is unlucky, and April brides are popular in Japan...

"If you do the math, you will be able to see Xiao Yunhao as early as next year during the Chinese New Year."

My friends are sure they will not wear a wedding dress with a big belly, so measures will be taken before the wedding. If the wedding is completed in March and the human beings are started, won't we be able to see the little milk baby next year?Milky little baby~

Now Zheng Yunhao just wants to have an in-depth communication after the wedding. As for the child, he doesn't plan to have a child in the past two years. On the one hand, both of them have to be busy with their careers. A house, and a child, so that they will not be in a hurry to welcome the new life.

He has already thought about the baby plan. It is best to have a strong blue boy, so that he can protect the soft and cute little sister, and then the brother and sister will grow up happily together~~

Zheng Yunhao will not tell his friends about this kind of plan. If he says it, he will discuss it with Lin Miao. After all, Lin Miao will give birth to him. Have you prepared your red envelopes? Weddings, births, don’t you all have to give red envelopes?”

I go!I forgot to give birth to a baby and I have to pack a red envelope ╮(╯▽╰)╭

"Then you give birth later, let me save first."

There is no way, everyone here is not very old, either just graduated or just started working, money is really tight, someone like Sun Haojun is in the entertainment industry, and even if he is poor, he will be poor, and it will hurt a lot to make a red envelope~

Meat pains belong to meat pains, and friends have to support their marriage pains.Who is not a poor ass?Don't be afraid of being laughed at by others when you say it, everyone is in the same situation.

Don't look at Zheng Yunhao's poor face and legs in Lin Miao's eyes, but he is actually considered rich among his peers. Although he doesn't earn as much as outsiders think, he is still better than office workers. There is also a car, and marriage is also a very high-quality object.

The house is a mortgage?

Who buys a house with all the money... What's wrong with investing that money, you have to spend it all on the house?

"Has the best man been selected?" Asked these words, Sun Haojun stared at Zheng Yunhao with twinkling eyes, and almost said that he was chosen.

Everyone knows the secrets and rules of the best man. For a moment, even a man blinks his eyes and pretends to be cute to Zheng Yunhao. He doesn't need to give red envelopes. What a temptation!

"I'm looking for Shen Changmin as the best man."

"..."

"Aren't you stupid? How can a best man find someone who is taller and more handsome than you? Of course, you need to find a green leaf to set off your delicate flower. Like me, it's very suitable." The fat Shiren Wang Po sold melons and boasted.

"It doesn't matter, as long as my wife thinks I'm handsome, I can use a booster pad, anyway, the height is only 2 centimeters." Zheng Yunhao couldn't say that he didn't like the drinking capacity of this group of people, so he could only be tactful, and turned around and asked to eat in silence Lin Miao of the dish, "Miaomiao, am I right?"

"Yes, dear, you are the most handsome."

"..."

So after all why would you want to dine with a young newlywed couple?

After a lively meal, the obvious changes in food intake, no matter men or women, eat less...

why?

I have eaten several bowls of dog food alone, can I not feel full?

After dinner, Zheng Yunhao distributed all the small gifts to his friends. The relatives who still have something to do tomorrow will eat and drink enough to go home with small gifts, and only a few who have nothing to do are left and plan to change places keep going hi.

"Karaoke room?" The chubby Hong Shiren asked hesitantly, he really couldn't think of any other place, otherwise he wouldn't have stepped on this mine.

"..." There was nothing to say to this brother, Lu Xin gave him a white look, and forcibly changed the subject, "What song to sing, you sing so badly, you can go play bowling or billiards."

"That's right, what song do you want to sing? Do you want to hear Yun Hao sing the song of the sea of ​​bitterness? Don't scare the younger siblings away..."

It is said that nine out of the boys like to sing the song of bitterness to the girl they like, and ten out of ten girls say that after singing this song, they don't want to talk to that person anymore.

No reason, just hate it.

Zheng Yunhao can actually do anything, he is not so resistant to singing now, sometimes he will sing two songs after getting up in the morning, but he knows that Lin Miao doesn't like noisy environments, and the karaoke room is definitely the noisiest of the three places That, so pass directly, the rest of the bowling and billiards...

"What kind of ball game are you good at?"

"Golf?"

"..."

In fact, Lin Miao is not good at golf either. She is not very good at sports. She is good at golf because the old Huber often took her to appointments and taught her hand in hand for many years.It’s like the Chinese people like to discuss business at the wine table. The old Huber is rich, and the friends he knows are also rich, and golf is an aristocratic sport. So if you have some money, you can learn to play golf one by one. If you really talk about skills, who is better than the other?As for Lin Miao, who didn't make the hole in these few shots, some people praised her for going to the Olympics to win glory for the country...

And Zheng Yunhao really doesn't know how to play golf. There are two people around him who like to play golf, one is Li Xiuman and the other is Cui Siwon. These two can get together to talk about golf every time they have a company dinner.Leeteuk complained before that he didn’t respond to the message he sent to Li Xiuman, and he didn’t know whether he didn’t see it or he didn’t want to respond. Then he sent another message saying that he was interested in golf recently, and Li Xiuman replied almost instantly, saying that he would play golf next time. Take him together, we can discuss together...

So, I didn’t get to him before, so I don’t want to talk about it ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Then Zheng Yunhao inexplicably made up the picture of his little wife playing golf with Li Xiuman~

poisonous!

Can't think about it anymore!

Bowling and billiards, Zheng Yunhao thinks bowling is better, but billiards is more suitable for couples to play together, because you can take the opportunity to skinship~

How could Lin Miao, who was a pure white sheet of paper, know this? To her, bowling and billiards are the same, and she knows neither.

Billiards is something that anyone with a little bit of insight can understand. Sun Haojun and the others don’t want to watch the young couple’s affectionate billiards game, but whoever brought it up by themselves, this pit has to be jumped if you don’t want to, right? ?

But thinking about it the other way around, if he was playing billiards with his wife around, this guy shouldn't drag them down to play until he wins because of his desire to win.In terms of bowling, if he doesn’t win, he will keep playing. He once hit his arm and didn’t have the strength to lift it the next day.

So happy decision.

A few people found a relatively high-end club and asked for a private room, where they could play quietly. Of course, it is not ruled out that they would like to take this opportunity to drink with Zheng Yunhao, and they can play freely in a separate space.

This club is suitable for family gatherings. There is a row of claw machines in the lobby to attract children. There are many children coming and going. The children were not attracted, but Zheng Yunhao was attracted.

Inside the crane machine was a little milk dog with black eyes. Zheng Yunhao remembered the one he saw in Switzerland. He remembered that Lin Miao liked it very much. But this thing can tear down a house, as long as it can run, it can tear down a house... The most important thing is that it is still early before giving birth, so he wants to grab a baby dog ​​for her first.

Pointing to the little puppy with black eyes, Zheng Yunhao turned to ask Lin Miao's opinion, "Do you like that white puppy with black eyes? I'll catch it for you."

"Really?" Lin Miao's reaction was extremely enthusiastic, her eyes sparkled, and she seemed to really like that baby dog.

If the wife likes it, then the husband must be satisfied, of course, it's just holding the doll.

Advice from Sun Haojun, a veteran pick up girl, Zheng Yunhao exchanged a basket of game currency, it is said that the money exchanged for this can buy several such doll dogs.

Facts have proved that the advice was correct. After half an hour of clipping, half of the basket of game coins was removed, but the doll still did not come out.If something else is caught, I won’t talk about it. The problem is that nothing else comes out...

"……I do not want it."

"Wait a little longer, I will definitely catch it." After comforting his little wife confidently, Zheng Yunhao continued to work hard.

"..." The friends seemed to be used to it, and they didn't even bother to persuade him.

Lin Miao has already seen that this machine operates according to a certain probability and a certain grip to ensure profits.Specially earning money from customers like her dear who don't give up until they get caught and pay back people who have a lot of stupid money.

She felt that the value of this doll dog was far from worth the price, so there was no need to die.

After waiting for a while, seeing that the game coins were almost gone, Lin Miao volunteered to help him exchange coins again, and Zheng Yunhao, who was busy with the machine, said yes and let him go.Lin Miao's purpose was not to exchange coins, but to call the manager in charge aside and mutter for a while.

At first the manager shook his head vigorously, then he didn't speak, then he nodded silently and then turned and left.

When Lin Miao returned to Zheng Yunhao with the game coins, a staff member came over, and when Zheng Yunhao failed again, he explained politely under their puzzled eyes: "These machines are malfunctioning, I need to repair them, just wait a moment, Immediately replace it with a brand new machine."

"I just said why I couldn't catch it, because the machine was broken!" Miss Zheng forced her respect, but Lin Miao just smiled and said nothing, with an expression that I believe everything you say.

The staff smiled in confusion, picked up the walkie-talkie and said a few words to the other end, and then two staff members in the same uniform appeared pushing a new machine. A claw machine that is "supposedly" malfunctioning.

Pretentiously opening the back cover and fiddling around, the round-faced employee looked confused, and asked the square-faced employee next to him: "If this thing is broken, look for the manufacturer, why are you looking for us?"

The square-faced employee shook his head equally puzzled: "Ghost knows, that's what the manager told me."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" not far away, "Miaomiao, I got it! I got it!"

"Big fool, the money to buy coins is enough to buy all the dolls in this whole machine." The round-faced staff shook his head and sighed.

As soon as he finished speaking, someone knocked on the machine with a hard object. When he looked up, it was the employee who came first. He had a long face. Let's call him the employee with a long face for now...

"Stupid people have stupid blessings... See that beautiful girl? That's his wife. She is the only one who spends the whole day's turnover in our clubhouse, and asks the manager to adjust the probability and grip of the claw machine, so that her husband can Catch that broken dog."

"...I'm stupid too, why don't I have such a stupid blessing." The round-faced staff said indignantly.

The square-faced staff member said in a low voice: "Stupid people are lucky to be stupid, but stupid B is not..."

"..." It made sense, but I was speechless.

Probably because Zheng Yunhao regained his self-esteem and confidence after catching the doll. He had agreed to catch this one and stop playing billiards. He geared up and continued to throw coins to catch the doll, vowing to catch a litter of puppies for Lin Miao. .

Lin Miao: "..."

Sun Haojun and others: "..."

In the end, I really harvested a litter of puppies, and even a few more people couldn't hold him together.

If Sun Haojun and the others hadn't teamed up to take him away, they would probably continue to arrest him...

It may be that seeing Zheng Yunhao's fruitful achievements made him yearn for it. Within a minute after Zheng Yunhao left, a young couple also walked to the machine. It seemed that they also wanted to grab a doll to coax his girlfriend.

The long-faced staff kicked the round and square faces, and while holding the walkie-talkie and chattering non-stop, rushed towards the machine. When they got to the front, they separated the couple naturally, and the three pushed the machine away.

"I'm sorry, this machine is seriously malfunctioning. The manager told me that it will be taken back to the warehouse immediately. There may be a risk of explosion."

heh!

The couple was so frightened that they immediately moved away from each other. Although the doll is cute, the price of life is higher, and life is more important!Life matters!

Back in the private room, Zheng Yunhao was still in the excitement of catching the doll, and hooked his brothers' necks to show off: "Did you see that? Are there any hits? Is it powerful?"

"Why didn't you say that you spent so much money before?" Sun Haojun was not very careful, this was all used to coax little girls, he really didn't think it was so powerful as a big man.

"That money is used to hone skills!"

"Your money is enough to buy a dog who is bigger than you, and I don't know what to be happy about."

"Hmph, you're jealous!" Zheng Yunhao wrinkled his nose and replied arrogantly, then turned to look at Lin Miao, looking at her with longing eyes, "Is Miaomiao happy?"

"Happy, you are awesome!"

~~~ The little wife is too sweet!She is still here!